I Watched Short Videos Of Beautiful Women, And The Ancients Were All Stunned

Tang Dynasty.

Opened for two years.

“Idiot!”

“My ancestors have never seen it!”

“Immortal, someone must be spreading rumors and slandering me, someone is slandering me!!!”

In a thatched house, Li Shangyin looked at the sky and cursed.

People are sitting at home, and pots come from heaven!

His ancestors had never seen this thing before, let alone paid for it!

There is no such person in the ancestors of the old Li family!

If he carries this blame, he will not be able to face his fellow villagers underground in a hundred years!

But in my mind, countless @s are swarming.

Dahan Yezhu: “@大 Tang Li Shangyin, is it true or false?”

Li Er of the Tang Dynasty: “@大 Tang Li Shangyin, since you are from the Tang Dynasty, you are my people. Come on, tell me in detail. Did your ancestors really see it?”

Cao Amo: “@大 Tang Li Shangyin, I can pay for it, please explain in detail, I am not short of money!”

Huangpao added: “@大 Tang Li Shangyin, I always thought you were a serious person, but in the end I made the wrong payment.”

Li Shangyin looked at so many people and everyone was confused.

He quickly explained, “Your majesties, my ancestors have never seen it!”

“My ancestor also has imperial blood, but it’s a bit lighter.”

“I did write a poem, but it’s not just this sentence. The original sentence is that Xiao Lian’s jade body lay across the night, and she has reported to Master Zhou that she has entered Jinyang!”

“This means that on the night when Feng Xiaolian went to serve Gao Wei, the Northern Zhou army had already entered Jinyang!”

“I was expressing my anger at the fatuousness of the Northern Qi Emperor, but this is not what I meant!”

Li Shangyin hurriedly explained with a wry smile on his face.

He never expected that his poem would be passed down like that by later generations.

It’s simply… outrageous!

For a time, the word boring filled the chat area of ​​Wanchao channel.

Da Qin.

Zu Long shook his head helplessly, “No wonder the immortal is not sure, even I thought the Gao family was so perverted just now!”

“There is no such beauty in this world!”

Sui Dynasty.

Yuwen Chengdu looked at Tianmu with disdain and said, “I just want to say that there is no more generous person in this world than me, Yuwen Chengdu!”

“I, Yuwen Chengdu, don’t like to waste things the most. I often lick every grain of rice in the bowl. I come first. After I come, everyone has a share!”

Yuwen Chengdu said loudly to the soldiers behind him.

Tang Dynasty.

Li Shangyin looked at the emperors who suddenly lost interest and felt a little unwilling.

He is now involved in the whirlpool of the Niu-Li party struggle and has been ostracized. For him, if he can become famous all over the chat channel and become familiar with many emperors!

Maybe it’s a big opportunity for him.

But he really couldn’t talk nonsense about Feng Xiaolian.

Indeed, his ancestors have never seen it…

Besides, even if you have seen it, who can pass it on from generation to generation?

Gao Yang sat in the security room and threw a fragrant chestnut into his mouth.

Then, he complained, “I don’t know if this allusion about Gao Wei and Feng Xiaolian’s beautiful bodies is true or false, but Gao Zhan’s queen, Queen Mother Hu, she is really sexy!”

“Not only did she mess around with the fake eunuch in the palace, she also messed around with Gao Zhan’s favorites and scholars in the emperor’s bedroom in front of Gao Zhan. After Gao Zhan’s death, she also hooked up with the monks, and even several monks Together, even if Queen Mother Hu was captured and sent to the Northern Zhou Dynasty, she still would not change her original intention…”

This period of history immediately made Cao Cao’s eyes widen!

Damn it!

Is this Queen Mother Hu so fierce?

How many people together?

What kind of gameplay is this?

Zhang Fei looked at the sky and roared angrily, “The bold demon queen, dare to fight across time and space with me, Zhang Fei, for three days and three nights?”

Guan Yu also touched a pair of beautiful beards and said to Liu Bei, “Brother, you meet the enemy in front, and I will attack behind. I will definitely make this Empress Dowager Hu unable to take care of both ends!”

Lu Bu also held the Fang Tian Painted Halberd and laughed loudly at Chen Gong and said, “Gongtai, if you and I are fighting each other in tandem, we will definitely make Empress Dowager Hu unable to look at each other!”

Northern Wei Dynasty.

Gao Zhan felt like the sky was falling.

I bet he has been a pervert his whole life, but in the end, he is the one with the greenest head!

Tang Dynasty.

Wu Meiniang, who is still young but already looks extremely beautiful, couldn’t help but cover her face when she saw this comment, her cheeks felt hot!

“This Empress Dowager Hu’s behavior is too dissolute!”

“As a queen, how could she have an affair with another man, let alone a monk and several monks…”

In the security room.

Gao Yang moved his finger upward.

The sky changes instantly.

Such an action made all the emperors of Wan Dynasty sit up straight in an instant.

They are very much looking forward to what the next short video will be!

Tang Dynasty.

Li Shimin looked earnest, “I don’t care whether Empress Dowager Hu is coquettish or not. I only care about what Zhu Di means now.”

“I said what I saidIf there are scum like Northern Qi in future generations, I will hang myself. Then why did Zhu Di want me to hang myself? ”

“What exactly is going on?”

“My descendants are gentle and filial, and they are all assisted by great scholars. There is no way they would do such a thing!”

Li Er’s eyes were fixed on the sky.

The information content of these words is too great.

Da Qin.

Zulong also stood in Xianyang Palace with his hands behind his hands.

“Northern Qi is a small country with eleven kings who are all perverts. Despite all these perverts, Northern Qi has survived for twenty-eight years!”

“Our Great Qin territory is so vast and our country is so prosperous. Even if our descendants are all stupid kings, we still have to survive for two hundred and eighty years, right?”

“Immortal, how many lifetimes has our Great Qin survived?”

The First Emperor looked earnest.

Eastern Han Dynasty.

Cao Cao also looked serious.

I’ve finished watching the excitement of Northern Qi.

He eagerly wanted to know what Cao Pi was doing when he usurped the throne, and how his Cao family was judged!

Can Cao Cao unify this troubled world?

He narrowed his eyes and said, “Immortal, what if you can lend a helping hand to Gu and build you a Bronze Bird Tower to snare wives from all over the world?”

Swish, brush, brush!

Countless eyes gathered.

Also at this time.

The title of the next video appears above the marquee!

When the title was revealed, all the emperors suddenly sat upright with shocked expressions on their faces!

They looked up at the sky, and their expressions all became unusually serious!

The title this time is not long, but compared to every previous video, almost every word hits their hearts!

Da Qin.

The First Emperor looked serious.

“If this short video goes wrong, it will trigger an unprecedented riot!”

“But I’m also very curious…”

He raised his majestic eyes and murmured to himself.

Ming dynasty.

Zhu Yuanzhang was even more shocked!

In the previous videos, except Zibo Barbecue, he was fascinated by it.

He was not very interested in other things like dancing with black silk stockings, dancing with white silk stockings, or the perverts of Beiqi!

He, Lao Zhu, was not fond of women, and he was not surprised by the perverted emperor of Northern Qi.

After all, when power expands to the point where no one can control it, the only thing that can restrain them is human nature.

And Northern Qi still had Five Stones, so he was not surprised.

He, Old Zhu, has long been used to seeing hell on earth.

But this short video that is about to be played directly touches the deepest part of his heart!

He couldn’t wait to watch and know the answer!

At this moment, there is a line of thick text hanging above the canopy!

[Taking into account thousands of years of history, in which dynasty did the people live happier lives? How many years can the common people have enough to eat? 】