I, who was not a human being, caused cholera in the entire ninja world

"Who!"

Feeling the slight pain on his head and the pile of blocks on the ground, Fugaku jumped up immediately, and even his Sharingan appeared.

"Asshole! Don't let me know who it is!"

"If you disturb my son's sleep, I will chop you alive!"

In Fugaku's cognition, this must be someone who is jealous of his son and is playing a prank on him.

Originally, he wanted to run around the house to see who it was, but suddenly Itachi's crying attracted him.

This time, Fugaku didn't care about finding the person who did it, and hurried to coax his son.

Seeing this scene, Moonlight Qianshan laughed so hard.

[Ding! Notice that the host used the telescope technique and the flying thunder god technique to play with Uchiha Fugaku, special reward: physical strength +1. ]

[Ding! You are really... awesome for tossing a person who just became a father like this! ]

[Come on! Host, keep up the good work. ]

Listening to the extremely obscene voice of the system, Moonlight Qianshan couldn't help but grin.

As expected, the reason why he became so bad was because of the system, not his own will, tsk tsk.

Removing the chakra from the crystal ball, he was going to change his target, this time his target was Namikaze Minato.

If he remembered correctly, Minato's chakra attributes were fire, wind, and thunder...

Well, input the three types of chakra into the crystal ball.

Wow, Minato's big face also appeared in front of Gekkou Chizan, but this scene?

Hmm? The red-haired girl next to him...

Oh? Minato is dating Kushina? Or at home?

Looking at Kushina who was cooking, why did Minato smile so happily?

"Where is Minato's house..."

"It seems to be over there at the Hokage Building?"

Gekkou Chizan left home again in a flash, he was looking for, looking for Minato's house...

You know, he is a living map of Konoha. In order to increase the attributes back then, he had figured out the entire village.

Soon he found Minato's house, opened the Transparent Release and leaned on the window to take a look. Well, it was indeed Minato and Kushina.

He chuckled and pressed one hand on the wall of Minato's house, and the spell was left.

Returning home again, Gekkou Chizan looked at the crystal ball and began to think about how to mess with Minato....

He had to be careful when facing Minato. After all, as a user of Flying Thunder God, he could easily be exposed...

But soon he thought of a good idea.

"Bang!"

The shadow clone appeared, and Gekkou Chizan looked at the clones in front of him and started the transformation technique in a minute.

Uchiha Fugaku, the Third Hokage, Jiraiya.

The three clones were sent to the door of Minato's house by Gekkou Chizan one after another.

Clone No. 1 Uchiha Fugaku knocked on the door of Minato's house.

Minato opened the door quickly.

"Hey? Fugaku, do you have something to talk to me about?"

Minato did not welcome Fugaku into the house, after all, he was dating Kushina, and Kushina was still cooking for her.

He didn't want anyone to disturb his time alone.

"Minato, what? Don't you welcome me?"

"Then I'll leave?"

The clone Fugaku fully demonstrated the tsundere of Uchiha, and Minato was embarrassed.

"That Fugaku, I'm not feeling well today, so, next time, next time I'll treat you to barbecue, okay?"

Yo? This yellow-haired guy lied with his eyes open, his face was not red, and he was not out of breath. This guy is good!

Yueguang Qianshan, who was looking at Minato through the crystal ball, widened his eyes. He really didn't expect that Minato would speak without hesitation.

Tsk tsk, what a pity, the telescope technique was really seen.

"Hmph, Minato, we are comrades. If you are like this, do you believe me and let Mikoto tell Kushina about your situation?"

"I just want to borrow something from you."

"I'm out of salt and sugar at home, and the store is closed. Lend me some, I want to go back and make delicious food for Itachi."

How was the heavenly book formed? It's all made up by people. Isn't Gekkou Chizan's nonsense worse than Minato Namikaze?

Hearing Fugaku's request, Minato said without thinking:

"Wait a minute."

He quickly returned to the room, ran to Kushina's side and quickly took out a jar of salt and a jar of sugar.

"Hey, Minato, if you take the salt away, how can I cook?"

"It's okay, Kushina, I've been having a sore throat lately, so I like to eat light food, so I don't need to put salt in it!"

For the sake of his own world of two, Minato quickly returned to the door, opened the door, stuffed the salt jar and sugar jar into Fugaku's hands, and left a sentence: "Here you go, no need to return them, I'll treat you to a meal when I have a chance in the future!"

"Pah!"

The door closed, and Moonlight Qianshan laughed breathlessly.

Cooking without salt, Minato, you can do it!

[Ding! Noticed that the host used the clone technique to rob Namikaze Minato's house of a jar of salt and a jar of sugar, it's reallyBad guy who plunders the passing geese! Special reward: 500 taels! 】

What the hell is 500 taels? Seriously?

[Ding! The salt and sugar in the host's hand are worth 50 taels in total! The value has increased tenfold! What else do you want? 】

Fuck, forget it, it's a happy thing to be able to spoof Minato anyway, 500 taels is 500 taels.

The mission of the No. 1 clone is completed, and the Flying Thunder God returns to his side and then disappears in smoke.

The No. 2 clone is dispatched! The third generation Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen.

Wearing a Hokage robe, holding a pipe, and with a smile on his face, Sarutobi Hiruzen walked towards Minato's house.

Knock on the door, waiting for Minato to open the door.

Minato, who had just sent Fugaku away, just breathed a sigh of relief, and the chair was not even warm when the door was knocked again.

This made Minato crazy.

Usually no one comes to his house, why are there so many people today!

Who is it! Why bother him at this time!

He came to the door and opened it, suppressing his anger.

"Uh, Hokage, what's the matter?"

"Hehe, Minato, why don't you invite me in?"

Minato was embarrassed again. If it was usual, he would definitely invite Hokage in, but not today.

Today is his date with Kushina! He has already lit the candles.

As long as Kushina finishes cooking, he can have a warm candlelight dinner!

He took a deep breath and planned to tell the truth. After all, he had already felt guilty for fooling Fugaku.

But who knew that Sarutobi Hiruzen's next sentence would confuse him again.

"Do you have a mistress?"

"You won't let me in. I'm telling you, if you mess around behind Kushina's back, I'll beat you up."

"Have you forgotten what Mito-sama said? You have to treat Kushina well!"

"No, I have to go in and take a look. I have to keep an eye on you for Kushina."

Sarutobi Hiruzen said, and he stepped sideways into the house.

Looking at Kushina, who didn't know what to do because she had no salt, Gekkou Chizan laughed again.

"Oh, Minato, not bad, you're having a candlelight dinner."