If you are asked to live broadcast fortune-telling, will you compete with the King of Hell?

[Upstairs, don't be too harsh. ]

At this time, I saw the money arrived.

"Okay, everyone must be curious about what I wrote on the white paper."

"You also saw that I didn't touch this white paper later."

"My white paper can be made public now."

Su Chen pointed at the white paper, made a spell, and shouted loudly: "Show!"

A line of words slowly appeared on the white paper: At 21:15, there will be a netizen called me Chief to live broadcast online!

[? ? ? ? ? ]

[It's so fake now, you don't even need to act? You are just treating us as fools, right? ]

[This is not a shill, damn it! ]

[I don't believe it, it came out at a certain time, the anchor must have found a shill in advance, right? ]

[Indeed, this is too fucking outrageous, it must be a script! ]

"It doesn't matter whether you believe it or not, what matters is that the chief who is connected must know whether it is true or false." Su Chen smiled indifferently and clicked the video connection.

The other side of the screen shook a few times.

A few seconds later, a handsome boy appeared on the screen, and the dark circles under his eyes ruined his handsomeness.

"Fuck! Before I connected, I was still worried whether the two thousand would go to waste."

"But fuck, it turns out that the anchor connected me and calculated the time."

"It's really amazing!"

[If it's true, I'll eat shit on the live broadcast. ]

[The upstairs is here to cheat for food and drink again! ]

[Oh my god, it's too vivid. ]

[This live broadcast room is so funny! ]

Su Chen looked at the barrage without caring.

Looking at the chief, he said, "Other people are not important. Now you are my client. I only listen to you. Please tell me your dream."

"Ah, no, tell me your problem."

"Okay, anchor, it's like this. My grandfather comes to my dream every night to scold me. I have been burning paper money for a week, and he still scolds me on time in the middle of the night. Now I dare not sleep."

His voice was weak and a little aggrieved.

When netizens saw the young man's appearance, they were excited.

[Young man, don't do anything recklessly just because you are young. You should use the fifth girl less. ]

[No wonder you keep yawning. I thought you were a thief last night. .]

[Scold you? Did I burn too little? You are stingy for burning paper! ]

[There is inflation down there. Don't your ancestors have enough money to spend? ]

The chief frowned as he saw them talking more and more outrageously.

I am the chief, a well-known game channel anchor of Dousha, with nearly 300,000 fans.

I didn't want to start the show today, but I came in when I saw the recommendation on the homepage.

Chapter 3 You've burned the wrong money, and you're asking me what to do

2024-09-25 08:43:34 Author: Yuzi Huangle

As soon as the chief went online, his fans received a reminder.

Didn't he stop live streaming?

Why did he go online?

Curious fans all came to the live streaming room.

Seeing the chief connecting with someone, the fans were stunned.

[Chief, didn't you say you were tired and wanted to rest? ]

[Still live streaming quietly, do you think the money is too much? ]

[Chief, are you afraid that we won't watch you anymore when we see a handsome guy? ]

[Chief, who is this handsome guy? Introduce him to us and we'll forgive you. ]

[Ahhh, this anchor is so handsome, are you sure you're not mistaken, shouldn't this go to the appearance channel? Fortune-telling in this feudal superstition, you will really be arrested if you report it. 】

The chief didn't expect his fans to come so quickly. Are they so idle?

Chief: "This is the first time I've seen this anchor. Didn't I tell you before that I couldn't sleep well? I just wanted to see what was going on."

The chief saw the barrage and looked helpless.

His grandfather had passed away for more than half a year. At that time, he was far away from school, so his family didn't notify him.

It happened to be the Qingming holiday, so he came back to worship on behalf of the whole family.

Who would have thought that after worshiping, he would be scolded by his grandfather when he went to sleep at night. He thought that his grandfather had no money to spend.

The next day, he bought several stacks of paper money and burned them.

As a result, it didn't work at all!

His grandfather still came to scold him on time every night, and he was about to collapse.

After listening, Su Chen used the Eye of Samsara to look at the other party and said:

"Tell me first, how did you worship?"

The chief looked confused: "How else can I worship? It's the same as everyone else."

"I just bought several stacks of paper money from the Bank of Heaven and Earth, candles, and roasted chicken with fruits.

In addition to these, I also reluctantly bought Gualv lychees, thinking that the old man had nothing to eat in the underworld, so I let them have a taste of it."

The barrage exploded instantly.

[Damn, Gualv? ? This worship standard is a bit high. ]

[Tsk tsk tsk, this gold content!!! ]

[This shouldn't be the case. You are so filial, but the old man still scolds you? ]

[This grandpa is a bit picky! ]

[Did you worship the wrong grave? I see that every Qingming Festival, someone makes this mistake. ]

[Last year, our family worshipped the same grave as someone else's family, and both said it was their own ancestor. For this, the two families had a fight on the spot. 】

【It's so funny, how can someone not find their ancestors' graves, hahaha】

【Don't laugh, a group of people lead the way when going up the mountain, this is a basic practice in Guangdong and Guangxi. 】

【It's normal, sometimes even our parents can't find it, let alone us young people. 】

【There are really mistakes, my sister's husband's family went to the grave during the New Year, and they prepared incense, candles, and offerings, but they found out that they went to the wrong ancestral grave after worshiping. 】

The netizens in the live broadcast room talked about their own ancestral worship.

"It's impossible to worship the wrong grave, this is absolutely impossible!"

"I went there with my family during the Chinese New Year, how could I worship the wrong grave."

The chief shook his head like a rattle.

You're kidding, he can even worship the wrong grave of his own grandfather, how blind he must be.

"The grave was not worshipped wrong, but the money was burned wrong!" Su Chen.

"Can paper money be burned wrong?" The chief asked in surprise.

"There are rules for burning paper money, do you think you can just do it casually?" Su Chen.

[Why don't I understand a little bit? ]

[Isn't it burned like this now? ]

[Yes, aren't they all the hundreds of millions of ghost money like the Tiandi Bank? There are also US dollars and British pounds, there must be one that can be used. 】

"The paper money is not burned correctly. Your grandfather can't receive the incense and filial piety. He has no money to spend in the underworld. In addition, you are weak, so he will naturally come to you."

"The paper money should be made of yellow straw paper and those folded gold ingots. The deceased can only receive them after they are burned to ashes. Those printed with US dollars and RMB are just novelties. The ancestors can't receive them.

In addition to paper money and candles, there must be incense. Light three incense sticks in the middle of the tomb. With incense, the ancestors can eat the filial piety of their descendants.

You also have to light three incense sticks on the side and burn some paper money. This is to invite the lonely ghosts around.

Otherwise, those wild ghosts will wander around in the world without food and drink, and they will rob the money we burn for our ancestors."

"Then what I burned before is useless?" The chief still had a hint of expectation in his eyes.

"Useless!" Su Chen cut off his hope without hesitation.

【Burning paper, there are so many things to pay attention to. 】

【When I was a kid, my grandfather bought yellow grass paper and made paper money by himself, but he has passed away now. 】

【You can go to the store that sells incense and candles, they have all kinds of paper money. 】

【I have to tell my parents to burn it for my ancestors again, I don’t want to be scolded in the middle of the night. 】

【Dad: My good son, you are so filial! 】

The netizens in the live broadcast room couldn’t help but sigh.

【I understand, your grandfather is short of money and is anxious! 】

【No wonder they say money makes the devil work, ghosts really do lack money! 】

【I heard that burning paper money has become popular abroad, and the supply is in short supply. There are people on YouTube who specialize in teaching them how to burn it. 】