If you are asked to live broadcast fortune-telling, will you compete with the King of Hell?

[Look at you, what nonsense are you talking about in Master’s live broadcast room! If you want to say it, you should say: Fellow Taoist, I think you are unlucky. Being with me can ensure that you make a fortune. 】

[High, really high. You understand metaphysics, hahahaha. 】

…

However, the man at this time obviously had no interest in joking with netizens in the live broadcast room. He just frowned slightly and shouted, "Hello, Master. My name is Chu Shanhe."

Su Chen looked at his face carefully, and then said meaningfully: "Mr. Chu, you have not been very lucky recently."

When Chu Shanhe heard this, he immediately became nervous, "Master, did you see something?"

Su Chen leaned back in his chair, "I can only say that luckily you were lucky enough, otherwise you would have died along with your colleagues."

Chu Shanhe didn't expect that he could even see this. He immediately sat up straight and said: "Master, you are absolutely right. Two of my colleagues are really dead. One died of electric shock and the other Died from a house collapse. Even I almost suffered from gas leakage and gas poisoning.”

However, Su Chen shook his head and said: "You will not be poisoned. Because your face is very good, the three courts are full, the five mountains are facing the sun, and the official seals are in harmony. This is a typical emperor's appearance in ancient times."

[Oh, no wonder it’s called Chu Shanhe. If someone else calls it this name, it won’t be suppressed at all. 】

[Upstairs, what can’t be suppressed? 】

[It’s just that you can’t give a name that’s too grand, or it won’t hold you back. So the elders in the family would always use a cheap name to make a living. 】

[Indeed, my nickname is Goudan. 】

[The theory of Tai Chi and Five Elements in the Book of Changes states that there is a relationship between yin and yang in the universe. If the name is too exaggerated, it will often lack the power of balance and easily generate evil spirits, which will have a negative impact on people's destiny. Therefore, the name cannot be too exaggerated. atmosphere. 】

Chu Shanhe was stunned for a moment.

Before he could speak, he heard Su Chenji continue: "But no matter how powerful his appearance is, he can't stop the army from coming."

Chu Shanhe was puzzled: "Master, what do you mean by this?"

Su Chen smiled slightly, "It means that your death is coming soon."

All the netizens in the live broadcast room were flooding the screen.

[Why is it that when the army is defeated, his death is coming? 】

[Master, can you speak in plain English? Newbies like us can’t understand. 】

[Anchor, please explain! Looking for popular science and teaching! 】

[The good thing about Master here is that you can learn new knowledge anytime and anywhere. Unlike other places, they will only tell you that you are in danger of blood and light, so hurry up and buy the talisman. 】

[Don’t compare those liars and masters, they don’t deserve it. 】

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Chapter 105 The appearance of an emperor, blocking evil?

2024-09-26 12:42:11 Author: The grapefruit is yellow

Su Chen saw that the people in the live broadcast room were so curious and was willing to popularize science.

"Pojun is the ancient theory of yin and yang and the five elements."

"Po Jun, Greedy Wolf, and Qisha are three evil stars in the eyes of the ancients. And the last two and Po Jun are all evil stars in the eyes of the ancients."

"The five elements of Pojun star belong to water, and the seventh star of the Big Dipper turns Qi into consumption, which is responsible for husband and wife, children, and servants. Pojun, as the name suggests, means broken, and Jun refers to the army. A damaged army is the one in the army. The suicide squad is the vanguard and charges into battle, with the purpose of striving for destruction, but it is also very dangerous, and it is inevitable to lose troops and generals. "

When Chu Shanhe heard that it was an evil star, it was damaged, and it was dangerous, he suddenly panicked.

"Master, don't scare me!"

The corner of Su Chen's mouth raised slightly, "But you don't have to be afraid. Breaking, in addition to destroying, also means breaking first and then establishing. If you don't break, you won't establish. If you want to change, you have to break the original code."

Chu Shanhe breathed a sigh of relief, but soon he asked: "Master, what does it mean that my death is coming soon?"

Su Chen said: "Now that both of your colleagues are dead, you have to resist the evil spirit alone. This also means that all your luck will be used to transform the evil spirit. When your luck is drained, you should go The King of Hell reported it."

When Chu Shanhe heard this, he shook his head like a rattle in panic, "No, no, no, I don't want to report it. I just want to go through life normally. I don't want to come into contact with any emperor or army at all."

Su Chen smiled inexplicably, "You just don't want to have contact, but that doesn't mean someone doesn't want to have contact with you."

Chu Shanhe asked in confusion: "Master, what do you mean?"

Su Chen supported his chin with one hand and said leisurely: "Have you found a high-paying job recently?"

Chu Shanhe nodded repeatedly, "Yes, that's right! I did find a high-paying job, 20,000 yuan a month, but my daily work content is to send emails to customers and type, and there is no other work."

Suddenly, the people in the live broadcast room were shocked!

【I’m going! Twenty thousand? ! Just do this? Isn’t that the Lucky Cat? Please introduce me, brother! I recently lost my job and stayed at home, which is very difficult. 】

[Brother, did you find a good job in a certain city? This sounds like a scam. 】

[The emperor and prime minister also want to find a job. I thought he was the boss, so I have a balanced mind. 】

[This year’s fresh graduate, unemployed right after graduation, please introduce me. Let me go, I am determined. 】

[I have just graduated from college. I can eat and defecate. I am in good health. I am not married and have no children. My requirements are not high. I only need 15,000 yuan a month, including food and accommodation. 】

[Me, ten thousand a month, food included. 】

【I am nine thousand! 】

[You guys are too greedy!!! Involution hurts people!!! Okay, I'll give you 8,500! ]

[Can we be clear-headed? He has a monthly salary of 20,000, but he only does 3,000 yuan of clerical work. It's clearly a trap! He has money but no life to spend it! ]

[That's right, and some colleagues have died. There must be something wrong here! ]

[On how easy it is for contemporary college students to be deceived. It's really clear and stupid. ]

[You are protected too well by the country, and you forget the evil of human nature. ]

[With you, Dianbei will not worry about lack of resources. No one will be sincere to you except Dianbei. 】

…….

Chu Shanhe looked at their comments and nodded:

"Actually, I had doubts before, but after this month, there was really nothing else for me to do, so I let down my guard."

But Su Chen laughed at this time, "Your daily task is to be a koi for your boss and bring wealth and ward off evil for the company, so why do you need to do anything else."

Chu Shanhe was shocked, "What?!"

The netizens who were scrambling for jobs in the live broadcast room were stunned.

[Look, look! I tell you, there must be something wrong here! ]

[2w+ to buy luck, a bit scary, forget it, just stay at home. ]

[I don't know if my company is like this, but during the interview, they don't ask about work experience, but ask about the zodiac sign, saying that the boss thinks which zodiac sign will make him prosperous, and if he is hired, he will be the company's mascot to bring him wealth. ]

[Is the above located in Guangdong? If so, that's normal. Many companies there will choose employees with compatible horoscopes and zodiac signs as mascots. 】

【But I think that if it is beneficial to both parties, it is called a lucky charm. If it only benefits one side, it is a lucky charm. 】

…….

Chu Shanhe was a little confused, "Master, can you explain it in more detail? I don't quite understand. Don't I look like an emperor? How come I became a koi?"

Su Chen explained patiently: "The two are not contradictory. Your horoscope must have been matched by someone, and the other party must have found that you have a good fate and a strong life, so they use your life to block the evil for their company until all your luck is exhausted and then they die."

Chu Shanhe suddenly realized it.

No wonder they asked for their birth date and horoscope after the recruitment, it turned out to be because of this!

At that moment, he was panicked, "Master, help me!!!"

Su Chen said: "Don't worry, since you snatched my lucky bag, it means we are destined, I will definitely save you."

Chu Shanhe breathed a sigh of relief, "That's good, that's good."

"Are you not in the company now?" Su Chen asked.

Chu Shanhe answered truthfully: "Because I was blown up by a gas tank, the boss asked me to have a good rest in the staff dormitory."

Su Chen said: "How do you feel now? If there is no problem, it's better to let me see your company so that I can break the Feng Shui situation for you."

When Chu Shanhe heard this, he sat up from the bed and said, "Of course there is no problem! I actually have no problem at all. It's the boss who thinks I need to rest and forces me to rest."

The people in the live broadcast room couldn't help but shake their heads.

[This boss is really good to the koi. ]

[It must be good, after all, it is a mascot that can ward off evil and make money for the company. ]

[That's right, if he died, his company's luck would be bad. ] If I had such a mascot, I could worship him. ]

[In order to absorb other people's luck, you don't take other people's lives as your own, how vicious! ]

…….

Under the sighs of everyone, Chu Shanhe immediately put on his clothes and went directly to the company.

It only takes a few minutes from the company dormitory to the company.

Along the way, Su Chen saw a lot of interesting things.

She felt that if there was no special person to guide him, then the boss himself had achieved some success.

From the design of the greening and flower beds, the placement of the God of Wealth, to the design of the gate, and the skylight on the roof, they were all famous.

Following Chu Shanhe into the company, he got on the elevator and soon reached the office.

But when he was about to enter the door, Su Chen suddenly narrowed his eyes and said, "Wait a minute!"

Chapter 106 The rage in the fish tank

2024-09-26 12:42:19 Author: The grapefruit turned yellow

Chu Shanhe's heart "stomped" and he stopped immediately.

He lowered his voice and asked, "What's wrong, Master?"

Su Chen: "Step back a few steps."

Although Chu Shanhe didn't understand, he still did it one by one, "Oh, okay."

Then the camera began to move backwards.