If you become a monster, you will succeed

"What the hell?" The headquarter of the Guitan Countermeasures Bureau, the analysis team that received the notification from Xijing City let out a soul cry that was the same as that of the colleagues in the Xijing Branch not long ago, and fell into a kind of "did I hear something wrong just now?" In the bewilderment of something".

"You heard me right, it's Jinzi's Tieheche Liujia cross-practice fetal protection kung fu." On the other end of the phone, Ms. Qian Hongxiu, the head of the archives team who was asked to take over the job of handing over this kung fu because of her strongest expression management ability, said, He was tensing his face, forcibly suppressing the expression that was about to collapse, and spoke the prepared belly draft at a fairly fast speed:

"This is [instructor]... Well, Mr. Mo Ju, it is a martial art developed by him to protect the safety of women and infants. It is practiced by the mother and started directly from the fetus.

"According to the general description, this kung fu is divided into two volumes. The first volume can be practiced by ordinary women. It mainly trains the uterus and assists in the pelvic cavity. It not only strengthens the body, but also has good effects on many gynecological diseases. Prevent sexual crimes.

"The second volume needs to be completed in the first volume, and there is a certain foundation of internal strength. You can only practice after pregnancy. You can adjust the uterine pressure, blood supply, supplemented by internal strength, and practice prenatal education during the fetal period. Not only can you improve the body of the fetus Quality, but also the effect of preventing miscarriage.

"According to the introduction above, it only takes five months of practice to allow the fetus to obtain the physical fitness equivalent to the third level of the Golden Bell Cover (equivalent to wearing a stab-proof suit), and it can also increase the rate of natural delivery, and at the same time, it will It will affect the development, and the follow-up practice of horizontal exercises can also skip the early stage of body training and beating, and start practicing directly from the strength of body protection, that's it."

After finishing speaking, Qian Hongxiu, whose face was already flushed, wanted to hang up the communication, but the researcher on the other end of the phone hurriedly called out:

"Wait a minute, this kind of introduction is too general, and the actual analysis will take a lot of time. I need to meet with the communication personnel. This exercise is very important, and there are many details that need to be confirmed with Mr. Mo Ju. This is very important for the analysis..."

"She went to the movie theater with Mr. Mo Ju after she passed on the exercises. It took two hours to finish watching the time. As for what activities are going to happen after that... Well, do you need me to call now to ask you? Oh right, I forgot Let me tell you, the first volume of this exercise contains part of the content of intercourse."

Qian Hongxiu said pointingly, the researcher on the other end of the phone immediately shut up, and then said quietly:

"No."

...

"Crack..."

"Who... Yaoyao? Didn't you say that you will come back later today?" Chen Ma, who was sitting on the sofa practicing Qi, watched Chen Xiyao enter the door, and asked a little unexpectedly.

Chen Xiyao puffed her cheeks, puffing like a pufferfish:

"Someone gave me a riddle!"

"Riddle? What do you mean? Being bullied?" For a moment, Chen's mother didn't understand why her daughter was stimulated. When she went out, she seemed to be going to meet a friend. Why did she become a pufferfish when she came back? It's not like breaking up with your partner!

"No!" Chen Xiyao frowned, then took out a stack of printing paper from her bag and put it on the table:

"Didn't you say you wanted a second child before? You should go back and practice this kung fu, and strive to give birth to a one-in-a-kind martial arts genius!"

"You child! Why do you ask someone to help you with this kind of thing!" Chen's mother was taken aback by her daughter's words, and her face suddenly became quite embarrassed. Being regarded as trying to get pregnant?

Thinking of this, Mama Chen stopped worrying immediately, and was driven by curiosity to pick up the stack of materials on the table. This era is becoming more and more incomprehensible. There are kung fu in beauty treatment, and in strengthening yang. It's all done...

Whoa, the name is quite long!

Seeing that her mother didn't ask any more questions, Chen Xiyao also breathed a sigh of relief, turned around and went straight into the room, walked to the desk in a few steps and pressed the power button.

Staring at her classic phone, which is not bad at ordinary times, but now it feels slow no matter how you look at it, Chen Xiyao scratched her head frantically. If it wasn't for the built-in search engine of the mobile phone that directly connected to the intranet of the Guitan Strategy Bureau, she couldn't hold back to go home!

"I'm so pissed off! I'm already at the entrance of the hotel and you're actually telling me riddles! Could it be that the people in the strategy bureau can still peep? Why don't you feel so cold, why don't you want Mi Qing to get into your head... You're so stupid and still talking to me I say this!"

Chen Xiyao paced back and forth, her mind was full of Feng Xue's back when she was running, she was sure that Feng Xue definitely had feelings for her! Just kidding, I pushed up my pants when I saw the hotel signboard, can I say I don’t feel it?

"Couldn't it be some kind of boy's skill?" Chen Xiyao grinned, feeling like she was going to explode.

"Just let me see what this ultimate bladder sword is!" Seeing that the computer was finally turned on, Chen Xiyao sat in front of the screen and quickly opened the browser.

Then……

"boom!"

Chen Xiyao couldn't sit still, and fell to the ground together with the chair, but she didn't care about such details at all, but lay on the ground with her face flushed and muttered——

"Is it so powerful?"

"He's going to die!"

"It turns out that Mi Qing's entry into the brain is physical?"

"No wonder you have to practice a gold cell..."

"Crack!" Suddenly, the door was pushed open, and then Mama Chen's voice came in——

"Yaoyao, what are you doing... um, why did you fall to the ground without knowing how to get up?"

"No, it's okay!" Chen Xiyao rubbed her face vigorously to make her expression normal, and then said solemnly:

"Mom, that kung fu is quite difficult to learn, I will practice with you..."

"No, it's quite simple, similar to yoga..."

"I! Accompany! You! Together! Together! Practice!"

...

"Huh... Are young people nowadays so mobile?" Feng Xue, who escaped from the hourly hotel, wiped the sweat from her forehead. Of course, he is not a real high-pressure water knife, and he does not have any resident ultimate bladder sword. The strange buff of the class, after all, is just an excuse for rejection.

He is still a bit of a mother-in-law in this respect, not to say that he is the kind of incompetent male protagonist of the light novel department, but that he is more entangled in some extra things.

Although he is not the rigid type who insists on matching the theory, he still struggles with some things, such as the theory of life span, which is an unavoidable hurdle.

From this point of view, Jessica is more suitable than Chen Xiyao, although Chen Xiyao obviously pokes him more xp, but Jessica has a balance to tell the truth.

In a sense, the code name Mo Ju is not an attempt to create a strange group talk with the characteristics of Yan Kingdom.

However, judging from the current popularity, it is obviously not successful.

"It's inflated! There are still three months until the end of November, so take care of yourself first."

Feng Xue shook her head and went back to her rental room, took out a phantom called "Mouth of the Abyss" and switched herself to sage mode, returned to the workbench, and rolled the dice one by one.

This Qixi Festival has just passed without sadness or joy...

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