If you were asked to be a forest ranger, would you teach giant pandas Kung Fu?

The next day, early in the morning.

When the first ray of sunlight shone through the gaps in the dense forest and shone into the yard.

Lin Fan appeared in the yard and began to practice boxing regardless of the weather.

The wolf pack was in a corner of the yard, practicing surprise and evasive movements.

The monkey group was playing on the side, practicing Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

As for Po, he sat on a pile of bamboo and ate fresh bamboo shoots.

The whole yard presented an unusually harmonious picture.

However, this harmonious picture was immediately broken.

The Monkey King squatted on the wall and watched Lin Fan boxing for a while. He suddenly jumped off the wall and ran to Po. He squeaked at Po who was eating bamboo.

While he was shouting, he pointed his claws at the wild boar king lying in the corner.

Po looked at the Monkey King with a silly face, and then looked at the wild boar king lying in the corner.

Then he dropped the bamboo and crawled to find Lin Fan.

Seeing this, the Monkey King turned around excitedly, jumped onto the wall, and ran out.

The audience in the live broadcast room was confused when they saw this scene.

"What's going on? Where did the Monkey King go? What did he say to Po just now?"

"Although I don't understand, I can infer that it is related to the Wild Boar King! I saw the Monkey King pointing at the Wild Boar King with his claws!"

"The Wild Boar King? What does it want to do? Does it want to kill the Wild Boar King and eat his meat?"

"What are you thinking about! The wild boar king is its mount now! Besides, monkeys don’t eat pork!"

"A-Bao also went to find Lin Fan. What was he trying to do?"

Lin Fan was also confused.

He was boxing when A-Bao came over happily, hugged his legs with his two paws, and raised his big furry head.

"嘤嘤......"(Teach, teach Kung Fu.)

Lin Fan was stunned.

"Teach Kung Fu? What Kung Fu? Haven't I already taught you wrestling and the Iron Mountain Lean?"

"嘤嘤......"(Teach, teach pig kung fu.)

As Po said this, he gestured with his claws and pointed at the wild boar king lying in the corner.

???

Lin Fan was stunned for a moment.

What the hell?

You want me to teach the wild boar king kung fu! ?

Did I hear it right?

"No, you want me to teach that wild boar kung fu?"

Lin Fan pointed at the wild boar king sleeping comfortably in the corner.

"Teach it, Kung Fu?"

"嘤嘤......"

A Bao nodded repeatedly.

Lin Fan:......

Netizens in the live broadcast room were even more confused

"What the hell!? Po asked Lin Fan to teach the Wild Boar King Kung Fu? Did I hear that correctly? Can wild boars learn Kung Fu?"

"What the hell is this! Do you really think Lin Fan is omnipotent? Can any animal teach it Kung Fu!?"

"Oh my god! I finally understood. The Monkey King wanted Lin Fan to teach his mount Kung Fu! So he asked Po to ask Lin Fan!"

"I'm so confused! Can wild boars learn Kung Fu? Can a pig-like brain learn Kung Fu?"

"I don't believe it! I'm telling you, if I can teach a wild boar kung fu, I'll live stream a handstand and have diarrhea!"

Can a wild boar learn kung fu?

What the hell!

Lin Fan didn't even think about it!

Isn't this nonsense?

Do you really think you can do anything?

So Lin Fan refused without hesitation.

"No! I can't teach you, and I won't teach you!"

Teaching a pig kung fu is simply a disgrace to my reputation!

And if this matter gets out, those bastards who served him during his service will probably laugh to death.

When Abao heard this, he was immediately dissatisfied and rolled on the ground and threw a tantrum as usual.

Unfortunately, Lin Fan was already immune to this trick.

"Get out of here! Don't try to trick me! If you want to teach it kung fu so badly, go teach it yourself!"

Po got up quickly, gesturing with his paws.

"嘤嘤......"(No, it won’t）

"You can't do it, but how can I do it?"

Lin Fan was so angry that he laughed.

""That's enough! No matter how much you say, it's useless. I won't teach it! You can teach it yourself!"

After saying that, Lin Fan turned around and went back to the house.

However, at this moment, a golden figure climbed over the wall.

The Monkey King is back!

Not only is it back, but it also holds a gourd in its claws!

Then, it ran to Lin Fan and handed the gourd to Lin Fan.

???

Oh my god!

Why does this scene feel so familiar?

Lin Fan looked at the Monkey King and subconsciously took the gourd.

As expected, it was full of monkey wine!

"Squeak......"(Teach it, teach it Kung Fu.)

The Monkey King gestured with his paw, pointing at the Wild Boar King who was sleeping soundly in the corner.

He looked at the Wild Boar King, then at the gourd full of monkey wine in his hand.

Lin Fan:......

The millions of viewers in the live broadcast room were blown away.

"Damn! This gourd......Monkey wine!? In order to let the wild boar learn kung fu, the Monkey King actually brought another gourd of monkey wine?"

"Holy shit! Another gourd of monkey wine! No way! The Monkey King spent so much money just to help the wild boar learn kung fu?"

"Could it be that it left just now to get some monkey wine? Two gourds of monkey wine in a row, must it have taken out all its coffin money?"

"No, what is the Monkey King thinking? It's not worth it! What kind of kung fu can a wild boar learn? Isn't it just a waste of a gourd of monkey wine?"

"The wild boar is now the exclusive mount of the Monkey King! The Monkey King must want to upgrade his mount! Riding a wild boar that knows Kung Fu must be very cool!"

"Come on! There is no way a wild boar can learn Kung Fu! What to teach it? Throwing? Tactics? Surprise attack and evasion? It can't be Iron Mountain, right?"

"Teaching bullshit! Do you really think Lin Fan can do anything? I bet a bag of spicy strips that Lin Fan will refuse!"

Lin Fan looked at the monkey wine in his hand, then at the Monkey King who was looking at him expectantly, and at Abao who was looking up at him with his big head tilted back.

Oh, you guys are making it very difficult for me!

"Do you really want me to teach that pig kung fu?"

The Monkey King nodded repeatedly.

"Squeak......"(Kung Fu, powerful Kung Fu）

"嘤嘤......"(Learn, learn, fight, fight.)

Po was also waving his claws.

Lin Fan smelled the aroma of wine emanating from the gourd, and then looked at Po and the Monkey King's expectant eyes.

It seems that teaching wild boars to learn kung fu is not impossible?

After thinking about it, Lin Fan made up his mind.

"Okay! Seeing that you care so much about the wild boar, I agree! But don't get me wrong, I'm not doing this for the monkey wine, I'm doing this for your sincerity!"

"Sincerity, do you understand? I know you definitely understand!"

Tens of millions of viewers in the live broadcast room:......

As he spoke, Lin Fan pointed at the wild boar king lying in the corner.

""Wukong, let it come over!"

The Monkey King ran over excitedly and slapped the head of the sleeping Wild Boar King with one claw.

The Wild Boar King was furious, but when he opened his eyes and saw the Monkey King, he lost his temper.

It followed the Monkey King reluctantly.

Looking at the huge Wild Boar King and the sharp fangs,

Lin Fan fell into deep thought.

What kind of kung fu should I teach the Wild Boar King?

There is no doubt that wrestling, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, dodging and surprise attacks are not suitable for the Wild Boar King.

As for the tactics of the wolf pack, it is even more nonsense for it.

The Wild Boar King has low intelligence and can't even tell left from right.

Teach it tactics?

Forget it!

After thinking about it, Lin Fan couldn't think of what kind of kung fu to teach the Wild Boar King.

It only has brute force and is not suitable for learning flexible kung fu at all.

Moreover, its body structure can't learn too complicated movements!

The biggest weapon of the wild boar is its sharp fangs. Its only way of attack is a brutal collision.......Hmm? Savage charge?

Savage charge!!

Lin Fan's eyes lit up, and he thought of what to teach the wild boar!

There is a kind of hard skill that can maximize the power of the wild boar's savage charge!

Iron Head Kung Fu!

Iron Head Kung Fu is an external horizontal Qigong.

After practicing, it will greatly strengthen the external muscles and bones, and can resist strong physical impact.

This is the most suitable for the wild boar king who only knows one type of savage charge, has low intelligence, and is prone to violence!

Used to hitting the enemy with the head, learning Iron Head

Kung Fu can only be said to be a perfect match! The current wild boar king, when launching a savage charge, is enough to break a tree as thick as a basin.

If you learn Iron Head Kung Fu, the power of savage charge will definitely be taken to the next level!

Of course, Lin Fan is not stupid enough to teach the wild boar how to practice Qigong.

The wild boar king does not need to practice any Qigong to practice Iron Head Kung Fu. Its head already has a thick stratum corneum.

This is the result of the wild boar king digging the ground and hitting trees in the wild for many years.

Just keep grinding the cuticle, and then systematically exercise the bones of the head. It's not a problem to master the Iron Head Skill!

I've decided to teach the Wild Boar King the Iron Head Skill!

Lin Fan immediately began to teach the Wild Boar King how to grind the cuticle on his head.

To put it bluntly, it's how to use your head to rub against trees, grind against trees, and even grind against stones.

It's not difficult, and anyone with a low IQ can do it.

Besides, using a wild boar's head to rub against trees and arch against trees is a basic exercise, and there's no need to teach it.

You just need to adjust the angle for it!

The Iron Head Skill and the Wild Boar King are a perfect match!

The audience in the live broadcast room were stunned.

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"Damn! Iron Head Skill!? How the hell did I forget about this? This is a perfect match for the Wild Boar King!"

"666! Teaching the Wild Boar King the Iron Head Skill, is this to maximize its brutal charge power?"

"Hey, if the Wild Boar King with Iron Head Kung Fu collides with Po's Iron Mountain Kung Fu, who would be more awesome?"

"It must be Po! Po can also do a wrestling move and roll sideways to dodge! The wild boar can only charge wildly!"

"Where is the old friend who was about to do a handstand and have diarrhea just now? It's time to come out and perform!"

In a corner of the yard, in front of the big tree that Abao used to practice Tieshan.

Lin Fan explained to the Wild Boar King how to exercise the cuticle of the head.

Originally, he thought that such a simple thing should not be difficult to teach.

Unexpectedly, the Wild Boar King was confused after listening.

Lin Fan stared at it.

There was no way, he could only teach it a second time.

The Wild Boar King went from being confused to being confused.

Lin Fan held his breath and taught it for the third time.

The Wild Boar King went from being confused to being confused.

Damn!

Lin Fan felt a sense of powerlessness in his heart.

Is it too late to refund the tuition now?

The Monkey King on the side ran up and slapped the Wild Boar King's head with a claw!

"Squeak......"(Stupid, stupid!) []

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"嘤嘤......"(Too, too stupid.)

Po ran up happily and rubbed his big furry head against the tree.

He was demonstrating, showing that he knew how to do it.

The wolf king, who was lying on his back watching not far away, howled to the sky.

"Awoo——！"(You don't even know this?)

The wild boar king looked aggrieved.

Lin Fan waved his hands helplessly to stop the monkey king from punishing the wild boar king.

He was furious in his heart, damn it, I don't believe it!

During my service, I was called the death instructor, how could I not teach you, a wild boar! ?

Four times, five times, six times......

Seeing the confusion in the wild boar king's eyes,

Lin Fan retreated!

He said to the monkey king beside him with despair,

""Go ahead and beat it! Beat it to death!"

This guy is really a complete pig brain!

Lin Fan was about to doubt his life.

Thousands of netizens in the live broadcast room were about to burst out laughing!

"Pfft! Hahaha! I laughed so hard! As stupid as a pig, it really is a pig!"

"This scene is exactly the same as when I teach my children to do their homework! It really makes me angry to the point of vomiting blood!"

"I feel the same way! It’s a simple thing, but no matter how hard you try, you just can’t learn it! It really makes my blood pressure soar!"

"Blood pressure soared +1! So this is the case! I thought it was just my child, but I didn’t expect it to be the case for all? Then I feel relieved!"

"Seeing this, I suddenly don’t envy that gourd of monkey wine anymore!"

"Lin Fan: Is it too late for me to refund my tuition now?"

"I am dying of laughter! When others teach, they will scold you for being as stupid as a pig! But Lin Fan is so good, he really teaches a pig! He really dares to teach!"

"6 is a lot! If the pig can be enlightened, then Lin Fan is unprecedented, right?"

"That's incredible! This achievement is worthy of being enshrined in the Imperial Ancestral Temple!!"

In the end, the Wild Boar King also mastered the technique of how to practice the Iron Head Kung Fu.

How did he learn it?

Don't ask, this is a very sad story!

How sad is it?

It was so sad that after teaching the Wild Boar King how to practice the Iron Head Kung Fu, Lin Fan left without looking back.

He was afraid that if he stayed here any longer, he would get a heart attack!!

The next day, Lin Fan hurriedly ate breakfast, put on his backpack and went out.

The bureau sent a task, asking him to assist the Anti-Virus Brigade.

Three tons of virulent drugs will be transported into the country through Longgu Gorge!

The situation is urgent, and the superiors have issued a death order that this batch of virulent drugs must be intercepted!

Longgu Gorge must be fully controlled!

As a forest ranger in Longgu Gorge, Lin Fan is familiar with the environment of Longgu Gorge and has received a task to assist the Anti-Virus Brigade in completing the control work.

Longgu Gorge has a special geographical location and an absurdly large area.

If... Without the help of familiar people, it would be like walking blindly in there! Of course

, Lin Fan had no objection to assisting in the deployment of surveillance!

Everyone is responsible for preventing corruption!

So, he left the yard early in the morning to assist in the work.

After Lin Fan left, the liveliness in the yard did not decrease.

The Monkey King was supervising his mount to practice the Iron Head Skill.

He had to supervise it, because the Wild Boar King was too lazy. He would slack off whenever he had a chance.

The Monkey King would just paw at him whenever he was caught.

The wild boar grunted and reluctantly started to practice.

In sharp contrast, in another corner of the yard, the wolf pack was practicing various tactical formation changes and various surprise evasive actions.

As for Po, he was holding Mu Atsuko aside and practicing various wrestling moves. After practicing for a while, he needed to talk.

Po left Mu Atsuko and cried to the Wolf King and the Monkey King......."

The monkey king heard it and immediately put his claws on the wild boar's head, signaling him to stop practicing.

Then he climbed onto the wild boar and started to yell at the monkeys.

The monkeys were immediately excited and jumped over the wall. The wolf king was not to be outdone and roared. The wolves gathered in an instant and left the yard in formation!

A Bao shouted and everyone went out!

The audience in the live broadcast room was immediately excited.

"Ouch, is Brother Bao going out again? Is he going to fight or organize a second team-building activity?"

"Team building activity? Holy shit! Are they trying to rob honey again?"

"Bee Swarm: Please be a human being! Stop thinking about my honey all the time!"

"I was instantly excited! Whenever the leader of Longguxia went out, there was always a bloody storm."

"That’s right! As the leader of Longgu Gorge, every day, I’m either fighting or on the way to a fight! That’s the way it should be!"

"I think Brother Bao should go find the Golden Leopard! After all, this blood feud has not been avenged yet!"

"Brother Bao should have run away long ago, right? Otherwise, why has there been no news from him? This shouldn't be the case!"

"Are you kidding! Do you know how big Longgu Gorge is? This is the largest primeval forest in Sichuan! If you want to find Brother Leopard, you need luck!"

"Don't worry, with Po's current power, he will meet Leopard sooner or later!"

After leaving the yard, Po, Wolf King, and Monkey King were in the front. The monkeys were jumping on the trees.

The wolves followed behind.

It was the kind of scene where the leader and his gang of brothers were going out to fight.

This kind of scene was really as powerful as the leader of Longgu Gorge going out!