If you were asked to be a forest ranger, would you teach giant pandas Kung Fu?

Chapter 96

Chapter 96 Everyone Come and Capture Kung Fu Panda! ?

The next day, early in the morning.

Lin Fan was a little surprised when he came to the courtyard.

The golden porcupine did not leave, but walked around under the tree, gnawing on the fruit scraps that the monkeys had eaten.

The wild boar king on the side was obviously dissatisfied with its predence.

The monkeys were gnawing on the trees, and the debris that fell should have been rounded.

I didn’t expect a competitor to come.

It snorted and ran over to squeeze the porcupine away.

Who knew that Brother Porcupine immediately put up the thorns on his body and made a defensive state.

The Boar King suddenly didn’t dare to approach.

Although it has thick skin and thick meat, it can’t stand the golden thorns of Brother Porcupine.

I don’t know if it’s the reason for the mutation, the thorns on Brother Porcupine’s body look particularly sharp and dense.

Especially when all of them are erected, the appearance of people not approaching, no one can come.

Even the fat tiger hurriedly stayed away after seeing it from the side.

This kind of guy who is covered in thorns will be chrysanthemum tight when he looks at it.

Lin Fan smiled.

However, he ignored it and began to practice boxing every morning.

Ah Bao, who was boxing and sitting not far away gnawing bamboo, crawled over.

Raise your head and stretch out a pair of claws,

“Boom ……” (fruit, fruit. ）

It’s a daily benefit apple.

The Monkey King was sitting on the branches of the big tree munching on wild fruits, but when he saw Po’s movements, he immediately jumped down.

Turned over the pig, drove a sprint, and ran over.

Then he squatted down and watched.

Seeing this, the wolf king in the corner of the courtyard walked over and lay on the side with familiarity.

Even the fat tiger walked over and looked at Lin Fan expectantly.

It kind of knows that there is such a thing as a welfare apple.

I didn’t know it before, but now I know it, so naturally I didn’t miss it.

Looking at the group of uncles around him,

Lin Fan: …

Ever since Lin Fan had temporarily withheld their welfare apples.

In the past two days, as long as it is “eight or nine” in the morning, as soon as he comes out of the wooden house, Ah Bao will definitely crawl over and stretch out his paws to beg for it as soon as possible.

And then there is a chain reaction.

Lin Fan laughed angrily at them,

“What do you mean?

It’s distrustful, isn’t it? People to people…… Is trust between animals so fragile?

Isn’t it just an apple? Am I going to detain you? ”

As soon as these words came out, the audience waiting in the live broadcast room immediately exploded.

“Lin Fan, you can be a pharmacy Bilian! Haven’t deducted the benefits of apples? You can say it! ”

“To tell you the truth, there is no real deduction, but there are several times of arrears! The key is no interest! Rounding up can also be counted as a deduction! ”

“No problem! You can’t blame Po for begging for salary early in the morning! It’s just sad! ”

“It’s not easy, it’s a subsistence allowance, and I have to work hard every day to get it! Lin Fan, you can be a person! ”

“Hey, the Department of Labor? There are people here who even deduct the benefits of low-income households! There are also minors among these low-income households! ”

“Shameless! It’s too shameless! Ask for a mailing address, and I’ll wrap Bao’s apples in the future! ”

Lin Fan didn’t see the barrage riot in the live broadcast room.

Looking at this group of uncles who are all staring at each other, waiting for their apples to be distributed.

He angrily said to Ah Bao,

“It’s all you who brought the bad atmosphere!”

“Boom ……” (No, it’s not broken.) ）

Ah Bao didn’t understand what the atmosphere was, and thought that Lin Fan said it was broken.

hurriedly gestured with his paws, and twisted his buttocks, indicating that his body was fine, and it was not bad at all.

Lin Fan: ……

“That’s it! Wait, you’re all there! ”

After speaking, Lin Fan went into the house and took out the apple.

The next moment, the monkey king hula and quickly lined up in a column.

Move fast and get a batch!

In the first place, needless to say, it must be Longgu Gorge to carry the handle.

Lin Fan began to distribute welfare apples.

All animals except the predators were received.

Of course, all the animals referred to here do not include those ordinary little brothers.

It’s not that Lin Fan is treated as a class.

Instead, he sent all the wolves and monkeys all over, and the spiritual fluid consumed was too great for Lin Fan to afford.

After receiving all the apples, Lin Fan was planning to go back to the house to pack up his equipment and go out to patrol the forest.

“Goo-goo……” (Also, what about me?) ）

Brother Porcupine’s eyes revealed a sense of anticipation.

Originally, it was under a big tree, picking up wild fruit scraps that the monkeys had fallen and eating.

But as soon as he turned his head and saw Lin Fan handing out apples, he immediately ran over.

The scent of that spiritual liquid emanates from the apples fascinates it.

Brother Porcupine lives by gnawing fruits and plant rhizomes on weekdays.

There is no resistance to the fruit in the first place.

What’s more, the apple is still soaked in spiritual liquid.

When I smelled the smell, I couldn’t help but run over immediately.

Lin Fan: ……

He froze.

I didn’t expect that the porcupine that I rescued last night not only didn’t leave today, but actually took the initiative to come over and ask for apples.

Little brother, you’re a little thick-skinned!

But I like it!

As the saying goes, only crying children have milk to drink!

Lin Fan did not hesitate and gave the last apple to the porcupine.

After the porcupine got the apple, he gnawed it on the spot.

That’s the smell!

It dreamed last night that it was nostalgic for the smell of the ichor.

After drinking the spiritual liquid water and coming back to life, it will never forget it.

The reason why he didn’t leave today and stayed in the courtyard was that the porcupine was thinking about the spiritual fluid.

Now that it has eaten an apple soaked in spiritual water, it doesn’t want to leave.

Lin Fan didn’t know that Brother Porcupine was already planning to settle down in the yard because of the welfare apples.

After handing out the apples, he picked up his backpack and went out to start his daily routine of patrolling the forest.

East of the courtyard, 100 kilometers away.

“Bang bang bang!”

Several shotgun-specific sounds rang out in succession.

Then I heard the sound of a heavy object collapsing and crushing the bushes.

In a moment, I heard the mournful cry of the baby elephant.

Through the gaps in the leaves, in the bushes in the dense forest, a brutal poaching is going on.

An adult elephant collapses in a pool of blood.

Two poachers, dressed in camouflage uniforms and armed with sharp axes, are chopping off the heads of elephants and trying to dig out the tusks of two elephants.

Next to it, an apparently underage baby elephant, with both legs wounded, lay on its side on the ground, screaming in great sorrow.

“Tut, Brother Xiong, I didn’t expect us to have an unexpected surprise!”

A poacher splits the left side of an elephant’s head with an axe and digs hard at the tusks.

He raised his head and said excitedly to the tall man standing aside with a gun in his hand.

“That panda hasn’t caught it yet, but it’s not too cool!”

The tall male brother, with a gun in his hand, was standing on the side and smoking,

“What nonsense! Hurry up and dig out the ivory with Gangzi!

We’ve got to find that panda! Don’t let people get ahead of the curve! That’s worth 50 million Dao Le! ”

The poachers didn’t care, but instead rushed to Gangzi, who was also busy digging for ivory,

“Say you’re just a child, you’re slippery! That panda worth 50 million Daole is still waiting for us! ”

Gangzi didn’t say a word, and worked hard.

In a moment, a bloody ivory was dug out completely!

“I’m done! Zhang Hao, don’t think I can do it for you! ”

Gangzi replied expressionlessly.

Zhang Hao, who was pierced in his mind, suddenly couldn’t hold back on his face,

“Who asked you to help? Lao Tzu himself won’t? ”

After saying that, he slashed an axe on the elephant’s head.

Gangzi ignored him, but stood up with the tusk.

With the tusks that were still dripping blood, he pointed to the baby elephant lying on the ground and screaming,

“Brother Xiong, this baby elephant was also slaughtered, right?”

“Zaynema’s size!”

Brother Xiong threw down the cigarette butt and stepped on it,

“What’s the use of being so small? Do you understand sustainability? Slaughter everything, what will we hunt in the future?

Wait for it to grow teeth and come back to slaughter! ”

The accustomed tone revealed an incomparably cold-blooded and cruel aura. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!) ）

Zhang Hao, who was busy working on the ground, pulled out a bloody ivory and said,

“Brother Xiong is still visionary! Sustainability is all understood! Gangzi, study hard! ”

Gangzi was expressionless and didn’t say a word.

“Let’s go!”

Brother Xiong didn’t even look at the little elephant screaming on the ground, carried a gun, turned around and walked into the dense forest.

Zhang Hao threw the bloodied ivory in his hand to Gangzi and turned to follow.

Gangzi carried two tusks and followed closely.

The figure vanished, leaving only the wounded baby elephant screaming.

After a long time, the baby elephant struggled to its feet.

limped around, circling around the elephant that had long been dead, and screaming, unwilling to leave for a long time.

West of Longgu Gorge, 100 kilometers away.

William and his entourage of four walked quickly through the dense forest.

They are old outside holes.

In order to avoid being noticeable, climbing in Ryukokyo was not chosen. []

Instead, it is in a tourist attraction 100 kilometers away, directly across the nature reserve.

Prepare to hike through 100 kilometers of primeval forest to reach Ryukok Gorge.

There is no way, if their foreigners appear at the foot of Longgu Gorge Mountain, they will be exposed.

After traveling through the mountainous area, there will be no problem if you hike there.

As for trekking a hundred kilometers in the primeval forest, this is not a problem at all for William and them!

“Athena, the right direction, right? How do I feel off? ”

Apollo had a skeptical look on his face.

Athena didn’t look back,

“Don’t use your amateur to question my professionalism!”

Athena, a rare female special forces soldier in a certain country’s army.

He was forcibly dismissed for violating military discipline.

In a fit of anger, he directly became a mercenary.

By chance, he met Hades and became part of a team of four.

Good at jungle warfare.

“Climb over this hill and we can see Longgu Gorge! The straight-line distance is only about 70 kilometers! ”

“Fack! And seventy kilometers? ”

Poseidon, who was as strong as a bear, looked a little irritable.

Because he can’t stand the harsh environment of the primeval forest.

He came from a boxing background.

Because he offended the leader of a local gang, his family was killed.

went straight out and slaughtered that gang headquarters.

Then he ran to fight black boxing.

was favored by Hades and included in the small team.

“Don’t worry! Guys, think about the big bonuses after completing the mission! Isn’t it less irritable? ”

Hades ingeniously comforted,

“I’ll retire after I finish this vote……”

“Shet! Hades, don’t talk about retirement during the mission! ”

Apollo immediately interrupted,

“In the movie, when I was on a mission, I said that something would happen when I retired!”

Hades smiled……..

“Don’t worry! Ladies and gentlemen, this task could not be easier, believe me! ”

Two days later.

In the yard, the water park is a lot of fun!

Not far from the pond, a seesaw was built.

Po had a lot of fun there.

This seesaw was made by Lin Fan when he was free.

In addition to seesaws, we also made swings, slides, and other entertainment facilities out of bamboo and wooden boards.

It is no exaggeration to say that the yard is no worse than a water park now.

It’s exactly the source of their happiness.

The monkeys lined up and took turns to sit at one end of the seesaw.

Po is on the other end, but instead of sitting on it, it acts as a launcher.

As soon as the paw was whirled on the seesaw, the monkey was bounced high in the air and then fell into the pond with a splash!

All the monkeys lined up to play.

Po is also very happy to act as a transmitter.

A seesaw, played with by them.

Even Brother Porcupine was eager to try, but when he saw the water in the pond, he didn’t dare to get on it in the end.

In fact, porcupines can swim.

Their bodies are more rounded, they have a certain amount of buoyancy in the water, and their limbs are more powerful, so they can paddle forward.

But yes, doesn’t mean you’re good at it.

In the end, the porcupine still didn’t dare to go up and sit on the seesaw.

On the contrary, there were two bold gray wolves, who also ran to try the feeling of flying in the air.

The fat tiger and the wild boar king lay side by side on the edge of the pond.

The monkey sat on a seesaw and smashed it into the pond, and the splash of water fell on them, and they were very comfortable!

If any zoological expert saw this scene, he would probably doubt life.

Tigers and wild boars are food chains.

Now they were lying side by side on the edge of the pond, looking like brothers.

A complete violation of the rules of the food chain.

When the audience in the live broadcast room saw this scene, they couldn’t laugh anymore.

“These guys are in the shower? And take a bath by the pond! The three major irons in life, washing feet and taking a bath and massage, it is really the fastest way to establish brotherly feelings! ”

“The wild boar king probably has never been so awesome in his life, and he actually bathed with a tiger! This thing can be blown for a lifetime! ”

“Fat Tiger: Actually, I didn’t expect it! But this boar invited me to take a bath! Family, do I still think about that mouthful of meat? ”

“Poof! Hahaha! It’s so real! There’s nothing you can’t do with a bath massage! If there is, then two! ”

“Fat Tiger: Actually, I still think it’s almost funny! If only two female monkeys came to give me a massage, it would be very comfortable! ”

“Laugh at me! This can be there! But you’ll have to be brothers with the Monkey King! By the way, where is the Monkey King? ”

“The Monkey King is sitting on the top of the rockery! Sit far away, it’…… Well? it!? What is the Monkey King doing? ”

The monkey king, who was sitting on the top of the rockery, suddenly stood up and squeaked, and pointed with his paws at the dense forest outside the yard.

The originally lively courtyard was instantly quiet.

The group of monkeys who were still queuing up to play seesaw exploded in 1.6 in an instant, jumping up to trees, rooftops, and rockeries.

The wolves resting on the side all blew up, turned over, and instinctively put themselves in a defensive position.

The fat tiger and the wild boar king, who were bathing on the edge of the pond, immediately got up and looked in the direction pointed by the monkey king’s paws.

Po, who was next to the seesaw, turned his furry head and looked out of the courtyard suspiciously.

Suddenly, a roar sounded through the mountains and forests,

“Roaring ——!”

Then the mournful cry of the baby elephant was heard.

Immediately afterward, a baby elephant limped out of the dense forest.

In a panic, he staggered in the direction of the yard.

？？？

Where did the baby elephant come from?

And this baby elephant seems to be injured?

Without waiting for the audience in the live broadcast room to react, a huge figure rushed out of the dense forest.

The head is huge and mighty, and the golden mane around the neck is thick and fluffy, like a crown of kings!

Forest Overlord Lion!!