I’ll Quit Being a God

I don’t know how long she had been floating in the sea, but there were seaweed growing in her black hair.

"What the hell did you eat again? Why have you become half-dead again?" The strange bird shouted with extreme dissatisfaction, "If I don't come to you, are you going to stay in the sea and pretend to be dead?"

The strange bird screamed dissatisfied, while using its claws to help the woman pull and comb the hair that was messed up and covered with algae. It even dug out several attached barnacles, exuding a faint smell of sea.

The woman lying sprawled on the beach had been basking in the sun for a long time. Amidst the screams and curses of the human-faced owl, she gradually opened her eyes, feeling a little dazed.

"Um... Owl, do you want to have breakfast?" The woman rubbed her eyes and sat up, saying, "Why am I so wet? Did you forget to take off your clothes when you took a shower last night?"

Next to the woman, the owl with ferocious features kicked her viciously, knocked her to the ground, and then cursed, "Eat, eat, eat... you only know how to eat! You don't know where you are now." ?"

The human-faced owl's kick seemed to wake the woman up.

She lay on the beach for a while, stunned, and then suddenly sat up, covering her head.

"Hiss... my head..." the woman covered her head in pain, "I remembered, I was going to participate in the Sharman Country's Curiosities Convention, but I accidentally found a ? (bei)? on the sea. Fish. I chased it all the way, and finally caught the fish, and then used it to make soup."

"Then...hiss...and then, I seemed to be floating on the sea. I don't know how long I have been floating. I feel like my whole body is light and floating. It's such an interesting feeling."

The woman rubbed her head and said with a nostalgic look on her face, "The fish soup...is really delicious. Let's try it together next time we have a chance."

The woman smiled with nostalgia, but the human-faced owl directly cursed.

"Try your mother's snake-skin watermelon! If you want to drink it, drink it yourself! I won't drink it! That damn thing is extremely poisonous! You actually use it to make soup! Is your brain broken again?"

The human-faced owl was extremely angry, "If I don't come to wake you up, are you planning to just float all the way to the Sharman Kingdom?"

The woman was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized something.

"Yes, the Sharman Kingdom...hiss...the Sharman Kingdom..." The woman rubbed her eyebrows and looked at the human-faced owl on the side in distress, and said, "Owl, what day is it today? There is no rare treasure conference yet. Come over?"

The human-faced owl sneered and said, "If it doesn't pass, you will be in a coma for about ten years. In two years, you will be able to participate in the next Curiosities Convention."

The woman's eyes widened, "Are you kidding! How could it have been so long? I only drifted on the sea for a month... uh... two months at most? Anyway, it can't be more than half a year at most!"

The woman finally made a decisive decision.

The human-faced owl looked at the woman in front of him silently. After being silent for a while, he no longer even felt like cursing.

It said with a tired face, "You have been awake for so long, why don't you ask me why I came to you? When you see me, you should know that something big has happened in Youtian Valley, right? The Yuren Clan entrusted you to refine I don’t think you care about the medicine at all!”

The woman smiled awkwardly and said, "How is it possible... I definitely care. But don't I care more about you, Owl?"

"You see, you have traveled thousands of miles to come to me from Youtian Valley. It seems that our master and servant have a tacit understanding. You know that master and I are in trouble, so you came to wake me up before the official meeting of the Treasures Conference, right?"

The woman looked expectant.

However, the human-faced owl had an indifferent expression and scolded directly, "What a watermelon rind to your mother! I wish you would die in the South China Sea!"

"I'm here to tell you to be careful about an old monster named Lu Heng!"

"The old monster used the Heavenly Punishment Tribulation Thunder to suck up the water of the Nether Spring in one breath, and also took away a Nether Soul Suppressing Seal with some powerful power. Although his specific roots cannot be seen, he is basically From what I can tell, this old monster is definitely an old monster that existed in ancient times."

"To be able to live for such a long time and still control the Heavenly Punishment Tribulation Thunder is probably not much weaker than the most powerful monsters in the records of your Lingshan Ten Witches."

"Of course, the most important thing is that this old monster is now heading towards the South China Sea to find you!"

The human-faced owl cursed in an excited voice, "If something happens, you stinky woman, don't say I didn't remind you...remember?!"

The man-faced owl's words made the woman stunned for a moment, a little confused.

"Ah? Old monster? Lu Heng? Royal Envoy of Heaven's Punishment Tribulation Thunder? What's the situation? Why does such an outrageous guy come to me? I didn't offend him, did I?"

The human-faced owl glared at the woman in front of him and cursed, "See for yourself!"

After saying that, it exhaled a black mist and sprayed it directly on the woman's face.

The expression on the woman's face suddenly changed. She was surprised, stunned, shocked... It seemed that in her eyes, she saw everything that happened in the Youtian Valley.

The white wolf came walking on the water of the quiet spring, a terrifying figure wielding the power of heavenly punishment. A black and yellow seal was summoned from the quiet spring, and the water from the quiet spring that had existed in Youtian Valley since ancient times was taken away...

The expression on the woman's face changed rapidly.

After a while, she slowly came back to her senses and understood everything that had happened.

"So that's it," the woman nodded in sudden realization and said, "This senior demon clan member named Lu Heng actually came to me for treatment."

"And it was you, Owl, who told him my exact location."

The woman laughed, looked at the human-faced owl on the side, and raised her eyebrows, "Owl, if you didn't say that I was in the South China Sea, and you didn't say that I could save that Yunmen disciple, this senior Lu Heng would definitely You won’t come to me…right?”

The human-faced owl was stunned for a moment, its hair stood on end and flew backwards.

However, it moves quickly, and the woman moves faster than it.

The woman who was sitting sickly on the beach waved lightly, and the human-faced owl was grabbed by her neck and pulled in front of her.

Their noses collided, their eyes looked into each other's, and the woman smiled extremely happily and brightly.

The human-faced owl quickly shouted in horror, "When I told you your location, I didn't know that Lu Heng was an old monster! I thought you would like that fat relic bird, and that stuffed peach blossom...my... How did you know that the white wolf was so terrifying?"

The human-faced owl defended anxiously, but the woman still smiled brightly.

"But even so... Owl, you have been with me for so long, and you still don't know the master's rules?"

"Master, I never treat men."

"But you actually introduced a stinky man to me... Owl, Owl, have you really let the master down?"

boom--

With a muffled sound, the human-faced owl in the woman's hand turned into a ball of exploding black air and disappeared on the beach.

At the same time, in Youtian Valley, the human-faced owl suddenly jumped up from the grass hut, sweating profusely with fear.

"Damn it! Something big happened!"

It looked in the direction of the South China Sea in horror, its feathers exploding, "This old woman is going crazy."

I walked sadly and anxiously in front of the thatched cottage for a long time, and the human-faced owl had a sad look on its face.

"How will this stinky bitch get through this when she comes back..."

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PS: With more than 4,000 words, the plot just fits into one chapter, so I won’t divide it into chapters.

Chapter 106 Southbound (Part 1)

Lu Heng didn't know the worries of the human-faced owl.

Now he is sorting out the two chaotic auras in the little Gu Diao's body.

After he personally tried and failed once, he confirmed that he was indeed unable to suppress the fusion of the two forces at the same time, and could only barely separate them.

Like Xiao Ai, this little Gu Diao probably won't be able to enjoy the benefits of combining three elements into one and improving his cultivation speed by leaps and bounds.

But separating the two chaotic auras can also alleviate the diseases that are constantly being destroyed in the little Gu Diao's body, allowing it to start practicing.

After injecting a wisp of the power of the sky thunder into the little Gu Diao's body, and using the power of the sky thunder to forcefully separate the two forces, Lu Heng began to teach the little guy how to practice.

The cultivation methods of demons are basically the same, and there is no distinction between superior and inferior techniques.

Human cultivation is different. The cultivation methods of human cultivation are very different, and their cultivation speeds are also different, but they are basically faster than demon cultivation.

Of course, human cultivation also has shortcomings. The biggest shortcoming is that lifespan is extremely short. Only by constantly breaking through to higher realms can lifespan be continuously increased.

If you are trapped in a realm and cannot break through, you will have no choice but to sit down and die after your life span is exhausted.

The cultivation speed of demon cultivators is very slow, and it is completely a grinding effort, but the advantage is that their lifespan is extremely long. Normally, as long as you practice cultivation, a demon cultivator can live for at least a thousand years.

During these thousand years, as long as there is no disaster or chaos, and one practices carefully to survive, one can almost be regarded as a monster after practicing for a thousand years.

Although higher realms also depend on talent, understanding, and chance, being able to easily live for a thousand years is already a good thing that most humane monks can only hope for.

According to Lu Heng's understanding, humane monks are like those salesmen in previous lives. The higher the performance, the higher the salary, which is a great test of personal ability. People with extraordinary talents can soar to great heights in a short period of time.

Demon cultivators, on the other hand, have an iron rice bowl, with average salary and benefits, but the advantage is stability. They have to work slowly and achieve success after a certain number of years.

It is not easy for Lu Heng to judge which one is better between the two, and there is no need to judge.

After all, his method of cultivation is different from that of humans and demons, and the common sense in the cultivation world does not apply to him.

After retracting his right hand and seeing that the little Gu Diao had begun to practice, Lu Heng finally breathed a sigh of relief and said, "In this way, I can be considered worthy of the entrustment of Empress Jiang Shen."

In front of him, the little Gu carving huddled into a ball, slowly breathing in the spiritual energy in the air.

Although its cultivation speed is much faster than Lu Heng's, even Xiao Ai is much faster, but although the speed is not fast, it is an excellent start.

In the future, when Lu Heng's cultivation progresses further, he may be able to completely cure the disease in the little Gu Diao's body, allowing the chaotic aura in his body to merge into a ball, like Xiao Ai's three-yuan unity, and his cultivation speed will surely increase by leaps and bounds.

But now, Lu Heng can only use a little of the power of the sky thunder to stabilize the situation in his body, and he also needs to inject new power of the sky thunder every once in a while to avoid being exhausted.

Because Lu Heng's method of treating Xiao Gu Diao now is different from when he treated Xiao Ai.

What Lu Heng injected into Xiao Ai's body when he rescued her was the foundation of his own enlightenment, which could be retained forever, similar to the experience level when playing games in his previous life.

What is in the little Gu Diao's body now is just a wisp of sky thunder separated by Lu Heng. It is similar to mana. It is a consumable and needs to be replenished from time to time.

And this is why Lu Heng wants to take the little Gu Diao with him.

On the side, Huo Feng saw that Lu Heng had finished, so he smiled and said, "Lord Wolf God, look at the back of our ship. There has been a group of fish following us since just now. It seems that they can't wait to fly into the pot and be cooked."

"Oh? Is there such a thing?" Lu Heng curiously walked to the stern of the boat and saw a group of fish floating in the water behind the boat, always following the boat downstream.

Moreover, the types of fish in this school are not the same, and there are many types. Catfish, carp, grass carp, bass... fresh fish of different sizes, I'm afraid the fishmonger's market has a complete range.

In Lu Heng's field of vision, all the fish swimming in the water were vying for the first place, squeezing in and out of the water, for fear of being thrown away by the boat, which made Lu Heng a little funny.

Obviously, these fish were driven here by the river god with the power of the water god.

Now, Huo Feng, who was sitting at the stern of the boat, could even fish out a fresh and plump fish just by reaching out into the water.

Looking at this scene, Lu Heng smiled and said, "It looks like we can have fish soup tonight."

I wanted to fish for dinner last night, but I caught a Gu Eagle. Tonight, I can finally taste the fish swimming in the river.

At this time, there were few sails on the river, and large ships passed near Lu Heng and the others from time to time.

Although the water transportation on the Pang River is not as prosperous as the big rivers in Lu Heng's previous life, in this world where monsters are raging, such a level of water transportation can be called lively.

No matter how big or small the passing ships were, they were all surprised to discover the peculiarity of Lu Heng's small ship.

This small cruise ship is not big and its appearance is very rough, but there are dense schools of fish following it at the stern. The way the school of fish swarmed to follow it made passers-by marvel at it.

But other than that, no one was looking for trouble.

When you are away from home, it is better to do less than to do more. After seeing the strangeness of this small boat, the ships passing by would all tell the boatman to steer the ship and stay away from the small boat, except for a few words of surprise.

This small boat looks like this, and there must be some extraordinary people on board, so don't mess with him casually.

Business travelers who go out are always reluctant to cause trouble.

When night fell, Huo Feng rowed the boat and steered the boat away from the turbulent Pangjiang River and into a tributary of the Pangjiang River system.

The water flow in the tributaries is slightly calm, the river surface is not wide, and the water depth is only a little over ten feet.

Huo Feng took out the bamboo basket that served as an anchor, filled it with stones, and then sank the basket into the bottom of the river to secure the boat to prevent it from floating away.

Then, he took out the charcoal and iron pot in the cabin and started to make a fire to cook the fish.

After the boat entered this tributary, all the fish that had followed it during the day also followed.

Huo Feng walked to the stern of the boat, squatted on the deck and carefully selected for a while, and finally selected a plump and tender crucian carp. He took it to the deck and disemboweled it, took out the internal organs, and removed the blood, and then took the fresh fish. river fish into the pot.

Soon, the fish soup gradually became thicker and whiter, and the fragrance also wafted.

Lu Heng, Xiao Ai, and Huo Feng were all sitting around on the deck, looking forward to the fresh fish soup.

This is the first bite of cooked food that Lu Heng has eaten since he traveled to this world, so he is looking forward to it.

However, the little Gu Eagle was not very interested in this. It flapped its wings and flew directly to the stern of the boat, and then landed on the deck with a bass in its mouth. It continued to peck at the bass that was still there with its beak, and made a beeping sound. A muffled sound.

The dark sky enveloped the earth.

The fire of the boat in the river was dimly lit in the darkness, and the sound of laughter came from time to time. The atmosphere was harmonious and cheerful.

Chapter 107 Southbound (Part 2)

After dawn the next day, Huo Feng was woken up again by the dull sound.

He hugged the cage of the fat bird and sat up with a yawn. He saw a little Gu Eagle with a horn on its forehead standing on the deck at the stern of the ship. Its sharp claws pressed down on a fish that was trying to struggle, lowering its head from time to time. Take a peck.