I'm a priest in North America, and I'm my own god.

The beauty is called Annie, and she is the daughter of the owner of the tavern in the town. However, last month the tavern owner and his wife took his sister-in-law away... uh... to travel around the world, leaving the tavern to her to do whatever she wants.

"Father, since the temple was built in Rainbow Town, it has transformed from a remote town in Texas into a tourist city.

Now there is a large medical center, a magistrate's court, a large hotel and a commercial center. The basis of all this is the increase in the flow of people!

Of course, my tavern business is also getting better!

Then there are troubles!"

The limitation of the tavern is that it is small. It is usually run by the family, and at most one or two waiters are hired.

If you hire two security guards on such a small scale, the profit from the drinks earned in a day is not enough to pay the security guards.

But the tavern itself is prone to conflicts.

People who get confused after drinking two taels of horse urine can line up from Tokyo to Paris. If they see that the bartender is also a beautiful woman, they are more likely to make a move.

Of course, if someone makes a move on you, you can refuse. If the other party wants to force it, Annie can just pull out a gun and shoot the other party's bird.

But her family runs a pub, so this seems to be a bit of a fishing trick. It is a normal counterattack procedure for others, but she may have another understanding.

Oh, you run a pub, you sell wine to people, people get drunk in your house, do something out of line, and you kill them.

But what else can you do if you don't kill them?

Women are already at a disadvantage against men, and they are even more at a disadvantage against a drunk.

In this case, you can only take out your gun, and there will be no small matter after firing the gun.

But all these problems are solved in front of a dog in the temple.

In Rainbow Town, it is a routine for the temple dogs to patrol the city every night, which is why Rainbow Town has been safe and sound after changing its stable personnel structure.

But in the building, it is not the dog's business.

Moreover, even outside the building and on the street, it is not the dog's business, but when a dog stops a crime, it is a legitimate behavior that is customary in Rainbow Town.

Moreover, the temple dogs are not afraid of guns. When facing any criminals, they can just knock them down with one paw.

And now, Annie just wants to borrow a dog to guard her tavern.

"Last night, a few arrogant young people came to the tavern and were a little rude to the women and me who were drinking at the time. It happened that Sheriff Joseph was there, so he asked them to leave.

But the sheriff said that these people's backgrounds are a bit dirty, and the people from Los Angeles may bring people to cause trouble!

In order to prevent any accidents, let me come to the temple to borrow a dog to guard the tavern."

"Oh!"

Chen Yuan nodded to show that he understood: "That's good, go in and find two!

Two is safer!"

"Okay, thank you, Father!"

Annie bowed slightly to him.

Chen Yuan nodded and watched the other party take the two dogs and leave happily.

Tavern?

With a move in his heart, it seems that he should go and take a look. He has spent all his energy on studying the bottle these days, and it feels that all his thoughts have gone into a dead end.

Go and have a couple of drinks, maybe he will get inspiration!

This is called a practitioner's whim.

There are such obvious hints, so he must go and take a look at night!

Shouxin came over, bowed, and asked, "Master, should we increase the number of dogs in our temple?

It's not enough recently!"

"What do you mean by not enough?"

Chen Yuan was a little confused: "Isn't it just patrolling the city to see if there are any ghosts doing evil?

Why is it not enough?"

Taoist Shouxin explained helplessly: "Now the dogs are not only patrolling the city, but there are many things to do!"

There is no other way to use dogs to patrol the city.

After all, the ghost soldiers are ghost soldiers and cannot be dispatched at will. There is a legend in the East that when the ghost soldiers pass through the border, you must not bump into them, otherwise you will die.

You can't even look at them, or you will be unlucky.

So, the ghost soldiers are generally not dispatched often. Once they are dispatched, it is a big deal, that is, they are going to attack somewhere.

Usually, the black and white impermanence of the city god's office usually lead the jailers, yamen runners and constables to do things.

The only one who can use the ghost soldiers as yamen runners is Chen Yuan.

But the ghost soldiers are ghost soldiers after all, and too much yin energy can easily hinder the living, so on weekdays, they take the dogs they have sacrificed to patrol the city.

In fact, they didn't care about the living at first.

What they cared about was whether there were souls doing evil in the human world.

After all, the gate of hell has not been formed yet, and there is no rule that the dead in the underworld cannot leave.

That is, the newly appointed City God Sheng Mingxuan sent a few slightly stronger souls to guard the entrances and exits with guns, and occasionally there would be ox-headed and horse-faced people to patrol.

Of course, the underworld under the jurisdiction of Rainbow Town itself is still somewhat orderly. The most worrying thing is that because the world is gradually recovering, all kinds of demons and ghosts may appear. The dogs patrol the city to prevent foreign ghosts from doing evil.

Gouzi, there are still many things to do?

"What else does Gouzi have to do besides patrolling the city?"

When it comes to this topic, Shouxin is full of complaints.

"Does watching the children count? Parents in this Rainbow Town like to take their children out camping, and every time they go camping, they have to run to the temple to borrow a dog.

It is said that this can protect the safety of children in the wild!"

Then he started counting on his fingers: "After school, you have to apply for two dogs to guard you. It is said that this way, you can sense people with malicious intentions in advance.

Keep your children safe! "

“In Jonathan’s case, doesn’t his mother have Alzheimer’s disease?

One time when he was cooking, he almost set the kitchen on fire. Because his family occasionally needed to spend a lot of time at the ranch, if this happened, he would come to the temple in advance to apply for a dog to help him take care of the elderly that day.

To be honest, the dogs in the temple are almost all-purpose nannies now! "

Of course, these people did not apply in vain, nor did they borrow Gouzi in vain. They would pay a certain amount of remuneration to ensure that Gouzi would not work in vain.

It is so convenient to hire a dog, and it is a very spiritual dog with super strong strength.

The most important thing is that the dogs in the temple are too spiritual. It is not the most important thing to think as smart as people. The most important thing is to have strong force as the basis and the ability to strictly regulate themselves.

This is so rare.

This is why the residents of the town love these dogs so much.

"In this case, we can tell all residents that every family can buy an Oriental Chinese pastoral dog.

Then they were sent to the temple, where I was responsible for helping them unlock their spiritual wisdom and telling them how to strictly regulate and restrain their own behavior when they have a certain level of strength.

Integrate into the family and protect the family.

But tell them in advance that we are only responsible for the protective behavior and safety of the family members that the dogs have learned, trained and taught from the temple.

Other large dogs purchased by yourself are still dangerous to the elderly and children.

Don't trust dogs blindly!

After all, this species was domesticated from wolves and has an innate sense of population hierarchy. "

Taoist Shouxin nodded and said, "I will inform them when they come to worship!"

Taoist Shouxin is not used to telling believers these things in chat groups. He always thinks that it is not pious to tell them face to face.

In this regard, Chen Yuan did not comment and let him go.

evening.

When the sun almost touches the horizon, for Texans, it’s already the beginning of nightlife.

There are already two taverns in Rainbow Town, but Annie's tavern is always the most popular, not only because the beer here is the best, but also because Annie is a pretty beauty.

When Chen Yuan entered the tavern, no one could recognize him as the respected Father Ryan, not even the dog squatting on the second floor.

The bartender at the counter is not Annie, but a new guy in town.

After ordering a glass of ordinary whiskey, Chen Yuan sat in the corner and listened to music, waiting for the opportunity to catch his whim.

have to say.

This kind of small town tavern is still very different from the bars in big cities.

Many people come here just to listen to the relaxing music, order a beer or a glass of whiskey, and then go home.

There is no chaos like those in the bars in big cities.

"Hey! Man, do you think that as a pub, in addition to playing some lighter country music, there should actually be a place for people who like to sing to come on stage and roar for themselves."

While Chen Yuan was sipping the wine, he was also carefully savoring the smoke and smoke of the country bar, and seemed to have some insights.

But suddenly, at some point, an old man who looked to be in his sixties was sitting next to him, but the enthusiasm on his face did not look like that of an old man.

At this time, he was holding up his wine glass and signaling to him.

"Perhaps this is the state of relaxation that many people like, isn't it?"

Chen Yuan also smiled and raised his glass, because he seemed to have found his opportunity.

The old man took a sip of wine, sighed and said: "Heaven is made up of strong alcohol, women, and heavy metal rock that represents the sound of hell.

This kind of soothing music is only suitable for ordinary people, but it cannot save people like me who are exhausted from writing.

When my mind is empty, the world seems like hell to me. "

Chen Yuan shook his head: "But your liver is no longer suitable for drinking, let alone strong liquor!"

The old man glanced at him, a little surprised: "Could you be my attending doctor?

Why do I seem to have never seen you?

But it doesn’t matter!

What is the difference between a life without drinking and being in hell?

Without creative inspiration, it is the same as death to me!

Since you can't live vigorously, there seems to be nothing wrong with dying happily! "

Chen Yuan shook his head: "Your liver can actually be cured, but you really can't drink alcohol anymore.

As long as you are alive, there is hope for everything!

You just feel that your literary ideas are exhausted and life is worse than death. But maybe after you overcome this period of dissatisfaction, you will be inspired to write a great work!

There is an old saying in the East, as long as you are alive, there is hope for everything!

But when you die, it’s really all over and everything is gone! "

When the old man heard this, he immediately became energetic: "Are you an Oriental?"

Chen Yuan nodded: "That's right!"

The old man became more energetic: "Are you familiar with Father Ryan? I heard that the god that Father Ryan believed in created an underworld in Rainbow Town.

I want to know, is the underworld in Rainbow Town the same as that described in Dante’s Divine Comedy? "

The smile in the corners of Chen Yuan's eyes grew stronger: "Maybe it's different, after all, below Rainbow Town is the underworld of the East.

It is different from the Western concept of the underworld.

The rules of the underworld in the East are more complete and their functions are more complete.

But why are you asking about this? "

The old man laughed twice: "Dante traveled to hell once, and he could write a divine comedy that would last 300 years.

If I am lucky enough to visit hell once, I may not be able to write a greater literary work than him! "