I'm in Konoha, At The Beginning Of The Game, I Rubbed A Reincarnation Mark
Chapter Fifty-Three Breaking Down Another Hot Spring (Please Ask For Flowers!)
Yunze had a dream.
scary dream.
He dreamed that he was being dragged into a pool of water.
Surrounded by bright red pool water, I couldn't move my whole body.
It was like being tightly bound by an octopus, unable to breathe.
Even in the end, there was something grabbing the air in his mouth.
Can this be tolerated?
Fight back decisively.
However, no matter how good Yunze's physical fitness is, he can't support the oxygen consumption of two people.
Finally dragged the octopus out of the water abruptly.
Who the hell knows what happened next (funny!).
Because a holy light descended from the sky, telling him clearly that this is not a scam.
If you don't want to die, you have to forget what happened.
…………
next morning.
"Crack."
The crisp metallic sound awakened Yunze from his sleep.
When he opened his eyes, he saw Tsunade cutting something with a bright pair of scissors in his hand.
Yunze blinked a few times, then decisively closed his eyes again and pretended to be asleep.
It's Sage Body after all, and it recovers quickly even when drunk.
Therefore, he was already sober when what happened last night reached the second half.
But it was precisely because of this that he followed his heart.
It's a pity that pretending to sleep is useless at this time.
Tsunade noticed it, and she calmly put the red cloth in her hand close to her body, and turned her head to look at the guy who pretended to be asleep.
The eyes are complex, puzzled, ashamed, gentle... and finally filled with raging anger.
"Bastard, if you pretend to be asleep again, believe it or not, I'll cut you off."
Along with Tsunade's annoyed voice, there was "click", "click", the sound of scissors closing.
It's over, I can't pretend anymore.
"Ahem, sister, good morning!"
No matter how flustered he is, Yunze is still very good at acting.
At the right time, he showed due doubts: "Why did you come to my room?"
After speaking as if he had discovered something, he pointed to Tsunade's clothes that had been stained red by the pool of blood.
Surprised: "Ah, have you cured of your blood phobia?"
"Ha ha."
"Thanks to you, it's cured."
"It's all your own credit, it has nothing to do with me."
"So, you don't admit what happened last night."
"Last night? What happened..."
"Boom."
Before Yunze could finish his silly words, a pair of scissors with a cold light was inserted deeply between his legs.
"Fuck!"
"Why are you so crazy, you stinky bitch? It wasn't all my fault last night. You were too ruthless. What should I do if it really gets cut off?"
Just these words made Tsunade even more ashamed and angry.
Because it seems to be true.
Tsunade remembered what happened last night very clearly.
When she fell into the water, under the extreme fear of her whole body, she instinctively found someone who made her feel safe and kind, and she was out of control...
But, because of this, she was even more ashamed and angry.
"Bastard, you have taken such a big advantage of my old lady, yet you still call me a bitch?"
"Hey, who is taking advantage of whom? I'm still young!"
"You're trying to say that I'm always right!"
"Go to hell, bastard!"
"boom."
"Boom."
"..."
…………
Outside the hot spring hotel,
Accompanied by a violent roar.
Jiraiya and Shizune hid far away, looking at each other.
"Master Jiraiya, there will be no accidents inside, right?"
Looking at the crumbling hotel, Toad Sage couldn't guarantee it, hesitatingly said: "It shouldn't be possible, those two people are counted..."
"Boom."
Before the words were finished, the entire hotel collapsed completely.
"..."
Jiraiya glanced at Shizune with some embarrassment, and said, "This... this, Tsunade seems to be a bit ruthless this time..."
"Then do you want to go in and have a look?"
"Wait a minute, she's in a fit of anger, so let's stop making trouble."
…………
Facing a furious woman, how to appease her in the shortest possible time?
This is a difficult problem.
To be honest, this is also the first time Yunze has encountered and has no experience.
Fortunately, he has never eaten pork, but has always seen pigs running. He has seen many teachings on the Internet in his previous life.
The best way is to go up and kiss...
At this time, in the only surviving room of the hot spring hotel,
The fighting has ceased.
Yunze lay on the ground leisurely, looking at Tsunade who was tidying up silently.
Don't say it, even though you are not young.
But under the influence of Hundred Healings Mark, Tsunade at this time is no different from a girl in her twenties.
Even in some places, it exceeds a large amount...
Just as he had been watching for a long time with pure admiration, Tsunade finally packed up.
"I warn you, yesterday and today's matter, if you dare to speak out, I will never end with you!"
"Understand, understand, never say a word."
No matter how powerful a woman is, she also has an arrogant side, so when faced with Tsunade's powerless threat, Yunze resolutely obeyed.
"Hmph, just understand."
"Let's go."
"Where are you going?"
"Of course back to Konoha!"
"..."
…………
PS: The previous chapter was banned, and it was just released, so this chapter has been changed again, everyone can make do with it.
There will be more...
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