I'm In Konoha: My Cheat Is Actually Myself

I, Lin Xianyu, was originally just an ordinary fresh graduate who had absolutely nothing to do with the protagonist and the gangster.

To this day, a little white face stabbed his heart with a sword, and then saw a 34D fierce loli emerge from the broken sword, pointing to his nose and asking him to call her grandma.

Just kidding! How is this possible!

Is it okay to call the grandma's name casually?

You must know that he believes in the second master Guan, and he has regarded the mighty and unyielding as his motto since he was a child, and it is impossible to bow to the evil forces no matter what!

I'll put the words here today, even if Lin Xianyu was beaten to death and jumped from the downstairs, this little girl would never say the words "grandmother"!

ten minutes later……

"Cook Nana (grandmother), Qiufang pot (please let it go), and Ou Xia's debt to Yebu (I won't dare again next time)!"

Ten minutes later, Lin Xianyu, who was beaten to the ground and turned into a pig's head, let out a whimper, lying on the ground repeatedly begging for mercy. Because of his inarticulateness, it sounded rather comical, which made Bai Jie, who was eating melons and watching a play, smile even brighter.

"Crack! Kick"

At the same time, Jian Suyan picked up her mobile phone and took pictures continuously, trying to capture Lin Xianyu's pig-headed face from every angle, but she didn't look like Gao Lengyu before, just like a naughty little girl, let Bai Jie I can't help but think of the scene when I first met her.

"In the past few years, she must have been very tired, or she would not ignore the old men's obstruction and have to go to the academy to be a teacher.

Thinking like this, Bai Jie looked at her with a hint of distress and complexity, and then turned into an incomprehensible firmness.

"Su Yan..."

"Humph! If you call me, call me, and even dare to talk back, I deserve to be beaten!

On the other side, the fierce loli who just beat up Lin Xianyu, who has no idea how many generations of his grandson, patted the weak and boneless little meat hand, and said with a proud face:

"Besides, what's wrong with making you call my grandmother, you have the blood of the Ji family, and I was also the daughter of the Ji family three hundred years ago, no matter how you count you are my descendants, so of course I It's your grandmother"||

The little loli, who called herself "grandmother", said with plausibility that the pair of ominous omen that did not conform to the proportions of her body.

"Daughter of the Ji family... that's not right, didn't they say that you are the sword spirit of Xuanyuan sword, why have you become my grandmother now?"

If he didn't understand, he asked. Lin Xianyu rubbed his face and looked at this fierce old-fashioned loli with curious eyes. In any case, it was difficult to connect the other person with the three words "grandmother".

"Senior is indeed a sword spirit, but to be precise, it is the second sword spirit."

At this time, Bai Jie stepped forward, also looking at the cute loli in front of him with a proud face, and said.

"According to [Yanhuang Awakening]... oh, that is the information from our organization, Xuanyuan Sword's original sword spirit was seriously injured and collapsed due to a catastrophe from a foreign land as early as a thousand years ago. After that, the power of Xuanyuan Sword was greatly reduced, Ji The clan also went downhill as a result.35

Bai Jie talked eloquently, without caring about the dissatisfied eyes staring at him, and continued: "But as the so-called 'there are still three thousand nails in the broken ship', although the Ji family has lost the deterrence of Xuanyuanjian, the family has a rich heritage and is still Huaxia. One of the most powerful forces in the world... But unfortunately, hundreds of years later, Huaxia suffered another catastrophe, but it was the Manchu family who gained the support of the ancient demon emperor in an attempt to subvert the orthodoxy of the Central Plains at that time.

"And in order to resist this disaster, the Ji family decided to recast the sword spirit of Xuanyuan Sword, and the last way they thought of was to let a clan with the blood of the Ji family voluntarily join the sword furnace, and then use the secret method to convert the three souls into seven The soul is integrated into the Xuanyuan sword."

"Uh... so that person is grandma? 35

Lin Xianyu's complexion changed after hearing the words "Join the Sword Stove", and then he looked in the direction of Little Loli, his eyes became extremely complicated.

"nonsense!"

Little Loli snorted, ignoring the grandson who didn't seem very smart, turned around and looked at Bai Jie with a contemptuous look on her face, and said, "Boy, you are very interesting, although I Being locked in the sword, the perception of the outside world is not very clear, but I know that it was you who prevented me from unlocking the seal just now..."

Having said that, the little Loli took care of him a few times, and at the same time wiggled her nose as if she was sniffing something: "It's really strange... You have a strong dragon demon breath on your body, but it comes from another person, You are not a blood descendant, so you can rule out the possibility of the reincarnation of the ancient demon emperor, but before you easily suppressed Xuanyuanjian with your own strength, this is definitely not something that ordinary humans can do!"

"So...what the hell are you?"

As soon as these words came out, the surrounding air seemed to be a little quieter, no one spoke, and fell into some kind of strange silence.

~Haha! Senior is really overrated, he is just a mediocre cultivator, at most he has good aptitude. "

After a while, Bai Jie opened his mouth to break the silence and said modestly, like a polite junior when facing the elders.

At the same time, Jian Suyan, who had stopped to take pictures, stood beside him calmly, looking at the little girl opposite her calmly, with the aura of fighting if she disagreed.

"Huh! An ordinary cultivator?"

Little Loli sneered, but didn't say anything more, turned her head to focus on her unworthy descendants again, looked at his swollen pig-headed face, and kicked a few times in anger.

"Ji Tianyou, that bastard with a hole in his head, keeps saying that he doesn't want his son to bear the fate of the family again, and insists on self-seal, so that you can be an ordinary person, but the result? In the end, it's not that I need my mother to go out, it's a waste of me Twenty years of youth! 35

"Senior, as far as I know, your real age is more than 300 years old. Twenty years is only a fraction of the time for you (Dewang Hao), and it will pass after a sleep, so why be so angry. 35

Bai Jie persuaded her with "kind words" on the side, but she didn't want Sword Spirit Loli to hear this, her heart was even more angry, and she even increased her strength to kick her grandson: "Shut up, my mother died at the age of sixteen, So this life is always sixteen years old! Is it not too much to let a sixteen-year-old flower girl sleep in a broken sword for more than twenty years!""

"Oh, there is such a saying! 35

Hearing this, Bai Jie had a slightly surprised look on his face, and then nodded his head in a serious manner, "If you say that, then Senior Ji Tianyou's decision was indeed a bit too much. Brother Lin's defeat is not in vain."

Lin Xianyu: 66..."

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