I'm Not a Detective

The flowers, plants, and trees in the garden were growing wildly due to lack of care. The tree Takeshi Nanabahara found was not thick, with a trunk diameter of only more than 20 centimeters.

Qingjian Liuli looked at the tree strangely and wondered: "What does the tree have to do with Apollo? Isn't he the sun god?"

Takeshi Nanahara patted the tree and said with a smile: "First of all, Apollo was not the sun god at first; secondly, this is a laurel tree, and the god of laurel is Apollo."

"That's wrong!" Miike Kan couldn't help but raised the book in his hand and retorted, "The goddess of laurel is Daphne, the lover of Apollo!"

Takeshi Nanahara looked at the book in his hand and couldn't help but said happily: "Miike-san is also very dedicated. Why are you reading Greek mythology just to steal something? Daphne is indeed the laurel goddess, but that was made up by the Romans later. In orthodox Greek mythology, the god of laurel is called Daphnes, which is another name for Apollo, which means the guy who falls in love with laurel."

After a pause, he added, "The Roman poet Ovid in the first century AD probably created the laurel goddess Amphni based on the alias of Apollo, and paired her and Apollo out of thin air, creating It was a love tragedy, but Masahiro Yado loved Greek mythology, and he must know who the laurel tree really refers to. There is 'Apollo's gaze' in his last words, and his daughter can still understand it, so it must be referring to this tree."

Qingjian Liuli hesitated and said: "Well... even if the laurel tree can represent Apollo, how can the tree look at it? I don't see any eyes!"

Takeshi Nanahara pointed at a row of shallow and wide tree scars on the tree, and said with a smile: "Just watching silently, when Masahiro Yado used this small tree to measure his daughter's height, in a sense, it is regarded as Awa's height." Luo is watching the growth of his daughter, but in the past fifteen or sixteen years, the little tree has grown up, and the line that measured the height back then has turned into a shallow tree scar."

His reasoning was well-founded and convincing, and Miike Kanou couldn't question it, but his face was very ugly. If he didn't read a few books these days, wouldn't he be qualified to be a thief?

This bastard society is getting harder and harder to live in!

Qing Jian Liuli no longer questioned, looked directly under the tree scar, and said hesitantly: "So, the stolen money is buried here?"

"Yes, let's start digging!" Takeshi Nanahara started talking. He was not doing any physical work, so he just watched with his hands on his hands.

Ba Shusheng immediately went to find two shovels. Miike Kan wanted to pick them up, but Takeshi Nanahara stopped him with a smile. He sent his own hidden fox to go into battle, and Ba Shusheng and Ba Shusheng dug hard and dug out a big wooden box.

The "treasure hunt" was quite exciting. When they saw the "treasure", the hearts of everyone present were beating loudly. But Takeshi Nanahara didn't give in and stepped forward to open the box first. However, he lifted the lid and took a look before standing up and stepping aside. He laughed. Said: "I thought about it, Miike-san has been looking forward to it for so long, and he really should get one. You can choose first!"

Miike Kanu rushed forward and opened the box completely. His face changed as soon as he saw it. He waved his hands quickly and threw the contents all over the floor. They were all small statues of Greek mythology characters, stuffed dolls, and clay figures. They were all just It was about the size of an adult's palm, with no stolen money at all, let alone gold, jewelry, or expensive antiques.

Finally, he took out a letter, tore it open and then it slipped from his fingertips. He said in confusion: "How could this happen?!"

Qing Jian Liuli quickly picked up the letter and took a look. She felt empathetic and felt instantly uncomfortable. Inside was the letter left by Gu Ta Masahiro before he was arrested. At that time, he already felt that something was not good, his property had been frozen, and he was very likely to be arrested and imprisoned. He deliberately hid the birthday gift he prepared for his daughter to avoid being foreclosed on, and prepared to give it to him with his own hands when they meet again in the future, as he had always expected. send out.

Judging from the letter, he would personally make several small statues of mythological characters for his daughter every year, and then tell her mythical stories about these characters. This section is particularly touching.

At the end of the letter, he sincerely repented, saying that he made a mistake and regretted it for eternity. He failed to fulfill his responsibilities as a father and was about to be arrested. He was very sorry for his daughter. If anyone found this box, please give it to his daughter. , even if he is dead, he will thank you wholeheartedly.

Takeshi Nanahara glanced at the letter and laughed softly: "It's really the standard ending of a Japanese drama, or the ancient version. A large group of people hunt for treasures, but nothing valuable is found. In the end, it becomes a touching story, which must reflect family affection. "

Qingjian Liuli glared at him and whispered unhappily: "You heartless guy, Gu Duosang may be a criminal, but his love for his daughter is nothing to laugh about."

Still not giving up, Miike Kanou carefully inspected the boxes and statues and found that they were all rough handicrafts. He dug around the tree for a while and found nothing, and then he gave up in despair. The psychological gap was too great. He collapsed directly on the ground.

The Basu family was also speechless. They didn't expect that for a box of statue toys, two lives and "supernatural incidents" would be sacrificed. However, Takeshi Nanahara's attitude became better now, and he smiled helplessly at Miike Kanou: "Miike-san, this is what it is." You shouldn’t take anything that doesn’t belong to you, even a box of money, so you should start a new life accordingly!”

Miike Kan looked at him blankly, then looked blankly at the street, and murmured: "I have been in prison for fourteen years and seven months, how can I start a new life?"

Takeshi Nanahara stopped trying to persuade him. It was not him who caused Miike Kanade to go to jail, and it had nothing to do with him now that he had nothing to rely on when he was released from prison. He had no responsibility to meddle in such nosy affairs - Miike Kanade just looked pitiful now, but he himself could He is not a good person. Thinking about the story of the farmer and the snake, there is no need to care about him.

Miike Kanade finally left in despair. He probably had to find a way to find a job to make a living, but it was more likely that he would sleep in a park and become a new member of the homeless.

Qin Yuanwu watched him leave, turned around and smiled at Ba Shusheng: "Okay, Ba Shusang, the matter has been completely resolved, and no one will bother you again."

The Basu family all bowed to express their gratitude. After Basu straightened up, he said sincerely: "Thank you for your hard work, Nanabahara-san."

It was so strong. It took only half a day to complete the commission perfectly. The words in the newspaper were not exaggerated at all. It was really too strong!

"Then help me promote it when you have time. I'm short of customers." Takeshi Nanahara joked, then looked at the statues, dolls and boxes and asked, "What are you going to do with these things?"

Ba Shusheng had glanced at the letter just now and said after hesitation: "This is a relic. It should be... returned to Gu Duosang's daughter, right?"

"Then leave this matter to me!" Takeshi Nanahara said with a smile, "I will ask the police station to help find Gu Duosang's daughter and return the things to her then."

"Thank you very much." Ba Shusheng had no objection.

Takeshi Nanahara directed Qingmi Ruri to repack the statues, dolls and letters, and then asked with a smile: "If there is 100 million yen in cash, will Hachishu-san return it?"

Ba Shusheng hesitated for a moment, but he was very honest, and said with an embarrassed smile: "Maybe he will be shaken, and at least he will ask for part of it as a thank you gift, pay off the mortgage, and preferably buy some more furniture... Isn't he too greedy? "

After he finished speaking, he himself laughed, and Takeshi Nanahara looked at him carefully and smiled without any concern: "It's not greedy, he is already a good person."

…………

This strange case that I don’t know if it was considered haunted or not ended like this. Takeshi Nanahara received five-star praise, and the tap number increased by three people, and then he left directly.

Qingjian Liuli was pushing the car in front, and he was holding the box on the back seat, and the two of them went home leisurely under the sunset.

Qingjian Liuli's thoughts were still immersed in the story just now. She felt that although the case was small, it was good to have such a touching ending. Maybe she shouldn't underestimate such a small case. She could still copy it into a book as material later, and thought for a while. He looked back again and saw Takeshi Nanahara following behind, smiling happily. He couldn't help but wonder, "Why aren't you sad?"

Takeshi Nanahara asked strangely: "Why should I be sad?"

Qingjian Liuli was even more surprised, "You didn't get anything. There is no treasure at all. You were busy in vain."

It's really strange. It stands to reason that Takeshi Nanahara should go home dejected. After all, he was so eager to find the treasure and put it in his pocket before. Now that his conspiracy has not succeeded, how can he still be happy?

She turned back deliberately just to see the uncomfortable expression on his face so she could laugh at him.

Takeshi Nanahara was even more happy. He patted the box and said in a great mood: "Don't think of me as such a superficial person. I've said it before. I don't care about treasures. As long as I can ensure the personal safety of my customers, that's enough." The result now is to my liking.”

Seeing that Liuli was becoming more and more suspicious, Qing stopped directly. The more he thought about it, the more suspicious he became. After setting up the car, he went to check the box again. He said with a wary look: "No, this is not your character. There must be something valuable in it, otherwise you wouldn't know it." So happy. You've been busy for nothing, you should have lost your face, your nose is not your nose, and started to take it out on me!"

The more she spoke, the more certain she became, and finally said without hesitation, "Yes, I just realized that you are willing to take the initiative and run errands to deliver relics for free. You must be trying to get something out of it. You are so despicable and shameless Guy!"

"You dare to slander the BOSS like this? Are you having such an easy time these two days?" Takeshi Nanahara wasn't angry either. He couldn't get angry at the moment, so he laughed and said, "Believe it or not, I really asked you to grind!"

"I'm not afraid of grinding!" Qingjian Liuli started to rummage through the box to check the things again, "But you definitely have no good intentions. I am your assistant and I have a duty to supervise you. I can't let you do bad things. !”

Takeshi Nanahara couldn't help laughing and said: "What nonsense are you talking about? You are a little working fox. Why should you supervise me? Believe it or not, I will fire you tomorrow!"

Seeing that Liuli ignored him, Qing rummaged through the box, preparing to find the "irrefutable evidence" and then report the scum Takeshi Nanahara. She was sure of this. Takeshi Nanahara had a criminal record. Last time, he bought back a famous painting at a bargain price through an investigation. If he succeeded this time, he would definitely want to do something again.

Takeshi Nanahara didn't care, he didn't want to hide it from her in the first place, but when he saw her taking out the things one by one and looking at them carefully, he became a little impatient and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, if that guy Gu Duo is still alive, , it is indeed possible for me to just put the things in my pocket, but he is already dead, and it is too unlucky to take the relics, so there is no way I can do that. This box of things will indeed be returned to his daughter."

Qing Jian Liuli was stunned for a moment, and felt that this was in line with his nature. It was true that he was a liar and a scumbag, but he did have a certain bottom line. She hesitantly stopped her hand and asked, "Is there really nothing valuable?"

Takeshi Nanahara said seriously: "No."

Qingjian Liuli stared at him suspiciously for a while, closed the lid of the box, and went back to push the cart. But suddenly she turned around and said stubbornly: "You swear!"

Takeshi Nanahara's smile remained unchanged but stopped talking, while Qingjian Liuli waited for a while and slowly put on a hidden fox face, squinting his eyes and straightening his eyebrows, and began to look expressionless.

This piece of shit is really enough. There must be something valuable in the box, and this piece of shit just wants to steal it secretly!

I almost believed him again!

Takeshi Nanahara looked at her speechlessly for a while, then gave up first. He couldn't help laughing and said: "Is there a Japanese drama with a bad ending? I'm touched. Have a good sleep tonight. Why do you have to talk so much! What if? We are really living in a novel. If you tell the truth, what will happen to my character?"

Qingjian Liuli said angrily: "You are not worthy of being the hero of a novel at all. You have a dog... persona! You can't steal other people's things, that's wrong!" |

"Why did I end up stealing other people's things?" Takeshi Nanahara said with a smile, "Who is that other person? Tell me, there is something valuable in this box, so who should own it?"

Qingjian Liuli was stunned for a moment. She couldn't figure out who the treasure inside should belong to, and she was speechless. Nanabahara Takexiao asked: "It must not belong to Miike Kanou, right? If he conveys his last words properly, then I It's good to recognize him, he should at least get a thank you gift, but he got greedy, so the contents of the box have nothing to do with him, do you agree?"

Qing Jian Liuli hesitated for a moment and nodded, feeling that there was nothing wrong with this statement.

Takeshi Nanahara continued: "Does that belong to the Bazhu family? But the things inside are stolen goods that should have been confiscated back then. If they secretly sold them and kept the money in their pockets, do you want to report them? So these things must not be kept. If we are in their place, otherwise we will be in a dilemma and our family's morale will be damaged."

Qing Jian Liuli was stunned for a moment, feeling that it was not right to own the Ba Shu family, and hesitantly said: "The only one left is Gu Duosang's daughter, but...she doesn't seem to be able to take it, this is still stolen property that should be confiscated! "

Takeshi Nanahara smiled and said: "Yes, not to mention the treasures inside were not originally prepared for her by Gu Duo. Do you really think this is a Japanese drama! The valuable things inside were sold, and he became rich again. Capital, but he may have been in a bad situation at the time. When he reacted, he had been targeted by the police and prosecutors. He did not dare to run far and could not transfer his property. In the end, he temporarily buried some capital for a comeback, but the possibility of an accident was still high. Small, after all, in ten or twenty years, who can guarantee that this place will not be dug into a hole? Who can guarantee that the new owner will not carry out large-scale renovation and expansion?

That's why he used his father's love as a cover, so that even if he was discovered, there was still a chance that the thing would fall into the hands of his daughter, and he would still have a chance to get it back after he was released from prison. "

Qingjian Liuli was stunned, looked at the box, then thought about the sincere letter, and said in disbelief: "Isn't it a father's love?"

Takeshi Nanahara smiled and said: "Of course there is a little bit of fatherly love. After all, humans are very complex animals, but the main purpose of hiding this box of things is definitely not to express your love for your daughter."

Qing Jian Liuli was depressed. She was quite moved at first, but after being bullied by Takeshi Nanahara, she lost all her feelings and said angrily: "Even so, the things can't be yours."

Takeshi Nanahara patted the box and said with a smile: "Then what do you think we should do? Turn it over to the country? Then find out that it has become a decoration on the desk of a senior official? Or do you want to improve the food standards of politicians and bureaucrats?"

Qingmi Ruri felt that it would not be good to hand it over. From the TV news, it seemed that Japanese politicians and bureaucrats were not very reliable, and various corruption scandals were often exposed. The most exaggerated case was that a certain county allocated 1.1 billion yen for disaster prevention, but only less than 50 million yen was left at the end of the day. It was so exaggerated that it looked like fake news. What Takeshi Nanahara said could really happen.

She didn't know what to do for a moment, so she could only say angrily: "I don't know, but... you can't be corrupt or do wrong things anyway."

Takeshi Nanahara smiled and said: "You idiot, I already told you that I will only take money from living people and will not embezzle the relics of the dead. I just want to preside over the distribution!"

Qingjian Liuli asked curiously: "Presiding over the distribution?"

"It is completely unreliable to hand it over. I can guarantee you this. The lower limit of Japanese bureaucrats and politicians is beyond your imagination!" Takeshi Nanabahara said with a smile, "So I will still follow the deceased's last wish and hand over these things to Miss Guduo has it, but I will count it as if the wallet was found. The person who found the wallet can legally take half, and the person who lost the wallet should naturally lose half, so the money after the treasure is sold can be divided into two parts.

Half of the money will be used for public welfare to contribute to the human living environment, such as donating it to an environmental organization that is really willing to do practical things and has been working hard to plant trees and control deserts. We will treat it as if we have done the work for the Japanese government to prevent them from using it for corruption. , and also let Gu Duo's ill-gotten wealth be used in the right way. "

After speaking, Takeshi Nanahara saw clearly that Liuli had no intention of objecting, and continued: "Of course the other half belongs to Miss Guduo, but she needs to give a thank you gift. The Bashu family is the cause of the incident, and they can get a share if they are involved in the cause and effect. Thank you gift; I have the greatest credit, but I am humble and don’t take credit, so I only receive a thank you gift, and then the remaining money is hers.”

Qingjian Liuli frowned and thought for a while, then said unhappily: "After all, you still have a share?"

Takeshi Nanahara said matter-of-factly: "Without me, this thing would have been buried for who knows how long. It might be dug up and disposed of as waste. So of course I should also get a thank you gift, otherwise why should I let it go?" Am I working hard in vain? Isn’t my time and energy valuable?”

Qingjian Liuli began to hesitate, feeling that this distribution method seemed to make sense. It was better to use it for public welfare than to hand it over to politicians and bureaucrats. However, she felt that something was still wrong. Nanahara Takeshi was so confused and took advantage.

Seeing her hesitation, Takeshi Nanahara didn't care. He patted the box again and said with a smile: "If you think my method is not working, then you can assign it. This time I will give you full authorization and I will listen to you!"

It has been written a long time ago, but the original allocation method was too simple. It took a long time to change it, but this is the only way it can be done for the time being. If you have any better and more reasonable allocation methods, please leave a message. We will revise it later.

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