I'm Not a Detective

"Can we start with home invasion and robbery?"

Qing Jian Liuli was wearing a piggy apron, standing in front of the chopping board with bare feet, chopping vegetables, relying solely on muscle memory, and her mind was probably still on the "parallel universe travel case" - this is too weird, so let's go in In just a short time, everyone is gone?

This is simply impossible!

After thinking about it, Iwatotomo killed someone by mistake. In a moment of nervousness, he made up a clumsy lie in an attempt to get away with the crime. But now he can't get over it, so he can only grit his teeth and grit his teeth.

Then this case will be easily solved. Tomorrow, Takeichi Nanabahara will go and grab his arm and do a "negative resistance reaction" to prove that there was no robbery at all. Then he is undoubtedly the real murderer. Then use some small tricks to change him. Little Magic broke through his psychological defense and asked him to tell where he buried Duan Dai's body, and the truth was revealed.

It’s safe to say that this case has basically been solved.

But then again, the murderer is really stupid. He actually sent a lawyer to pay a lot of money to hire this guy to solve the mystery. He really spent money to trick himself, but this kind of thing is not uncommon. In mystery novels and comics, murderers often show themselves to be smart. , wanting to use the testimony of a famous detective to eliminate his own suspicions, this is what Fujitomo Yaseiwa wanted to do. He wanted to take advantage of this boy's famous enthusiasm to call him to further prove that he had no guilt and shake the police's idea of ​​pursuing him.

It's a pity that the real detective Miss Liuli has completely discovered it!

Come on, novice criminals are still too young!

Nanahara Takezheng was tasting the taste carefully with a spoon. He promised to compensate Qingmi Ruri and he really compensated her. He cooked the dishes well and used 120% professionalism to ensure that she would eat deliciously in the past two weeks - Qingmi Ruri carefully After taking care of him for more than a month, he tried his best to swallow his anger even if he encountered unreasonable demands. In the end, he cried out of grievance. He was so stupid that he was a little touched.

It's not easy for an idiot to become like this. Just help her gain weight and then use her as a working fox.

I can't help it, I'm such a good BOSS, this idiot has really accumulated great virtues in his previous life to meet me!

He concentrated on it and did not comment on Qingjian Liuli's words. After tasting it, he felt it tasted good, and then he nodded with satisfaction: "Let's go and see the specific situation tomorrow. It's too early to say anything now."

Qingjian Liuli thought that this "nod of satisfaction" was given to her. She felt that her opinion had been recognized. She was so proud that she no longer cared about this stupid little case. She handed the cut ingredients to Takeshi Nanabahara and asked him to He puts it in the pot and stir-fries - Takeshi Nanabahara is more sophisticated in seasoning and controlling the heat.

Soon, as Qiyuan Wu shook his spoon, the strong aroma of meat spread, and Qingjian Liuli began to swallow his saliva.

If you think about it, it's not a blessing to serve this guy. Being able to order food every day is actually quite profitable, but two weeks is too short.

How great it would be if I could order food for the rest of my life!

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The next day, the school's public opinion situation improved, at least Qingjian Liuli's situation improved a lot. After all, she was just the little raccoon next door to the giant panda, the girlfriend of a famous detective, and it was not a particularly rare thing. The classmates in the class were just curious for a day. , I didn’t care so much after one night.

Of course, there are still side effects. Now the whole grade knows that her boyfriend is Takeshi Nanabahara, or that Takeshi Nanabahara has a girlfriend who is in Class E and is a delicate and beautiful academic scumbag.

This can't be explained at all. When people asked her yesterday, they all asked, "Is Nanahara-san really a famous detective?" No one asked her, "What's wrong with your boyfriend?" She couldn't stand up and yell. "He's not my boyfriend." Otherwise, it would be embarrassing if he didn't mean it.

As for being forced to work, it was too complicated and embarrassing to talk about, so she was too lazy to explain it to outsiders.

But she wasn't too upset, as long as others bothered her less, she didn't care much about such rumors, and she wasn't afraid of misunderstandings - she didn't have anyone she liked, nor was she a childhood sweetheart, so why should she be afraid of such misunderstandings?

After school in the afternoon, she was waiting for Takeshi Nanahara in the shoe cabinet as usual, but Takeshi Nanahara was still taking his time. Judging from his expression, his situation had improved, but not much. It was estimated that he would be busy for another two days.

There's nothing he can do about it. It's all because he was struck by lightning and his face is tender. He can't fake his age. He still wants to fulfill his dream of going to school and have a normal resume in this world. Now he can only act cold and cold. Face, hardened.

Now the detective assistant duo gather together and set out to do business.

Kose Aomi was already waiting in front of the school gate as agreed. She picked them up, started the car and drove straight to the northeastern suburbs of the city. She walked from the main road to the small road and drove to a hill on the outskirts of the city - Hirarano is a river valley as a whole. There are rolling mountains and dense forests in the northeast and southwest, and there are large animals such as wild boars. You can go hunting during the hunting season. This hill is part of the mountains, but it is only on the outermost periphery.

The air quality in Hirano is already very good, and here it is even better among the best. When Qingjian Liuli opened the car window and was blown by the wind, he felt filled with the fragrance of vegetation and refreshed his spirit.

Kose Aomi did not stop and continued walking along the road, but pointed to the mountains and said: "Both these two hills belong to the Iwato family and are his family's ancestral property. He moved here after semi-retirement for almost ten years. "

Qingjian Liuli carefully observed the trees on the mountain and felt that they were ordinary. He couldn't help but proudly whispered to Takeshi Nanahara: "They are short and not as high as our mountains, nor as big as our mountains."

Takeshi Nanahara looked at her sideways, and she hummed proudly: "My grandpa loves me very much. I am one of the heirs of Xiong Shou Mountain, ranking higher than my mother."

Could it be that this Tibetan fox is an invisible rich man? Takeshi Nanahara laughed in a low voice and asked: "Then what is your ranking?"

"Twenty-seven." Qingjian Liuli counted with his fingers, "My grandpa, my grandma, my eldest uncle, my second uncle, my third uncle, my fourth uncle, my fifth uncle...and my eldest cousin and my second cousin. Brother, if twenty-six of them go fishing together in a van, and there is a car accident on the way, I will be the owner of Xiongshou Mountain, my grandpa said so to me personally!"

After a pause, she quickly explained, "My grandpa told me about the car accident. I don't want them to have an accident."

Takeshi Nanabaru touched his chin and couldn't help laughing: "It sounds like your mother's family has Indian ancestry."

What kind of mess is this? Isn’t it just for playing with the children? Ranked twenty-seven, let alone a car accident, even a major earthquake + landslide would not be her fault.

Her grandfather was probably a wonderful person, and he had no trouble coaxing children. He was so shameless that he liked it.

Qingjian Liuli didn't understand. Her mother couldn't have anything to do with India, but looking at Takeshi Nanahara's expression, she knew it wasn't a good thing. She glanced at him with disdain and hummed: "Anyway, I am the master of the reserve Xiongshou Mountain. Grandpa said I have a share of that mountain, and every autumn it sends me a lot of delicious food, saying it’s a dividend for me, but my mother doesn’t even get it.”

Well, this year I can take it to this kid's place to eat. In the past, my mother was messing around in the kitchen all day long, and she basically ruined everything.

Qi Yuanwu said with a smile: "Well, let's get to know each other again, my dear classmate Xiong Shou Mountain Master, thank you."

Qingjian Liuli was satisfied and hummed: "I will take you to play there if I have the opportunity in the future. It's fun there. There is everything on the mountain. You can pick up a lot of chestnuts and roast them and they will taste sweet. There are also a lot of rabbits. , it tastes great when grilled, and there are also big fish in the river - there are so many of them. The fish are all jumping in the river and heading up the mountain. You don't even need to fish, you can just catch them with a wooden stick."

Takeshi Nanahara became interested and asked: "Is it autumn salmon?"

Qing Jian Liuli was stunned. The last time she went there was because her mother wanted to take her grandpa to Hirano for medical treatment. She insisted on taking her with her, saying that her grandpa would only come if he saw her. But at that time She was still very young, and she only remembered that the fish was very delicious. It tasted very plump when grilled and sprinkled with salt. There were also orange-white fish eggs, which were very fragrant when sauced and used with rice. But what kind of fish? She couldn't tell.

But if you don’t even know your own fish, how can you say that you are the reserve master of Xiongshou Mountain?

She hesitated for a moment and said a little guiltily: "Yes, it's fall salmon, a very big fall salmon."

Takeshi Nanabahara was moved and said with a smile: "Then I will try it if I have a chance in the future. I have never eaten the autumn salmon that is grilled as soon as I catch it."

"Okay, I'll take you to play in the future." Qingjian Liuli happily agreed, but she has learned to make conditions now, and she hummed softly, "But you have to be nicer to me in the future. Don’t make me angry again.”

Takeshi Nanahara looked her up and down and said with a smile: "You have to speak with some conscience. I'm not good enough to you. Which BOSS lets employees eat big fish and meat for free every day? Last night, the bottom of your pot was almost scratched, and you took away three A full lunch box!”

"You said you can eat whatever you want in these two weeks!"

"Sooner or later you will weigh two hundred pounds!"

Seeing that Liuli was unhappy again, Qing Qing pouted and said, "Damn you, you're angry with me again, I won't take you with you!"

Takeshi Nanabahara didn't care and said with a smile: "Then I'll go by myself. It's not like I don't have legs."

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The two of them were bickering all the way. Kose Yomi turned onto a short dirt road and drove the car to a small villa that looked like a hunting lodge. She turned around and said with a smile: "Here we are, this is Iwato-san." residence.”

Takeshi Nanahara got out of the car and took a look at the log villa that was still 80% new. He also looked at the creek and mountain forest not far away. He saw that in late spring, with the birds singing and the fragrance of flowers, it was indeed a good place to rest - rare and rare. Now, this place is actually not far from the city. It takes less than an hour to drive from the city center. It is probably because Hirarano has not expanded towards the mountains and forests, leaving a quiet place.

Qingjian Liuli also looked around and found that there was really just this small villa here. There was no possibility of going to the wrong door. However, she immediately said in confusion: "Teacher Koze, didn't you say that passersby saw it before?" Did Miss Duan enter this villa? Where are the passers-by? "

Kose Aomi turned around and pointed to the path, "About three kilometers further, there is a resort where Iwato-san uses the land as a shareholding. Usually there are cars going back and forth on this road, but it just happens that there is no one at this moment. .”

After a pause, she added, "The resort is the end of this road. We have repeatedly investigated all the vehicles arriving or leaving that day. No one has taken Miss Duan, and no one has seen her in the afternoon. "

Qingmi Ruri understood that Iwafuji was not a hermit. He just built a villa for himself on his own land and relied on the resort to provide 80% of his daily necessities. He did not live in isolation, he just wanted some peace and quiet. He could call someone immediately if something happened. Come on, even if it's equipped with something like an alarm, I can't say for sure.

But since this place is so remote, it is indeed a good place for murder. His suspicion becomes even greater!

Takeshi Nanahara had already observed the surrounding environment and walked directly to the door of the villa. He carefully looked at the solid wooden door and said with a smile: "Then this is the door to time travel?"

Kose Aomi had no intention of joking with him, and said seriously: "Yes, Miss Da Duan just walked into this door and disappeared completely, and we are not fools. If Iwato-san really killed Miss Da Duan, I will never You will be invited."