I'm Not a Detective

For students, rest days always pass quickly. A good weekend is like fine sand in your hands. You can’t even hold it, and it disappears in the blink of an eye. It’s unacceptable—— Unlucky, I have to go to school to serve another five and a half days!

On Monday morning, Qingjian Liuli woke up in a daze, dressed and washed in a daze, ate breakfast in a daze, and went out of the house in a daze, only to wake up a little bit after being blown by the small cold wind in Hokkaido's April morning.

Alas, it would be great if the stage of life could be skipped directly to the stage of "famous criminal policeman" or "famous detective". It's too boring to go to school every day, and I don't know what to learn.

There must be some problems with the development of human society!

Thinking wildly like this, she went all the way to the school and entered the classroom door, regardless of the clamor and yelling of the classmates in the classroom, she hung her schoolbag on the side of the desk, lay down on the desk, and lost her mind in an instant.

Two days on the weekend, I went to handle the case on Saturday morning, got up too early, and was too excited to write a novel in the afternoon. As a result, I was so sleepy after dinner that night, and slept until ten o'clock on Sunday morning.

I slept very comfortably on Sunday, I was very energetic, full of inspiration, and I happened to write a novel, but I got up too late on Sunday, and I couldn’t sleep at night, so I had to continue writing novels until after two o’clock in the morning. I was really sleepy at the moment to die.

She stayed in a daze until the teacher came in and the class started. She wanted to sleep again, but she didn't dare to. After all, it was just the beginning of school, and she didn't want to have big eyes again.

It's just that she can't listen to the class in her current state of mind. Even if she tries to concentrate, she can't hear it. She couldn't help but quietly took off her schoolbag and took out "The Detective Collection of Ms. Liuli Mosi, the Most Beautiful Detective in the World" and started look.

Now there are three cases, the "Flower Pot Hidden Corpse Case", "Ten Yen Coin Case" and "Municipal District Referendum Case", all of which are well organized, especially the "Municipal District Referendum Case", which has tens of thousands of words. But it took her two days the day before yesterday and yesterday, and it took her life to write it.

To be fair, the writing is really good, the detective is clever, the assistant is stupid, the prisoner is cunning, very interesting.

The more she looked at it, the more beautiful she felt, especially when Miss Liulimoss told Qiyuan Huasheng the short story of "Pig and Horse Race" on the tram, she couldn't help showing a smug smile on her face.

Hmph, let you dare to say that I am a pig brain...

"Qingjian... Qingjian? Qingjian Liuli!!!"

Seeing that Liu Li was enjoying herself there, she was suddenly picked up by the female classmate sitting next to her. When she came back to her senses, she found that the teacher was standing on the podium looking at her with an uneasy expression. She quickly closed the notebook and stood up, only to hear the teacher ask : "What are you laughing at, is the teacher's lecture funny?"

Qingjian Liuli didn't expect to be caught, but she definitely couldn't tell the truth, if the novel she wrote was confiscated, let alone whether she would die or not, even if her hard work was destroyed, she would feel terribly heartbroken.

She quickly lowered her head and said in a low voice, "I'm sorry, teacher, you spoke so well. I was happy to hear it, so I couldn't help but laugh."

"Then what did I just say?" The teacher was also a woman, an obasan, with glasses on, and sharp eyes, without any sympathy.

Seeing Liuli blinking her big eyes, Qing was speechless.

The teacher glared at her, but it’s not a big mistake to miss out in class. I wanted to let her go at the beginning of school, but suddenly remembered something, looked down at the notes in the lesson plan, and asked with a frown, "Did you not hand in your homework?"

Operation……

Qing saw that Liuli didn't do it, and for two days on the weekend, she was either busy forcing Takeshi Qiyuan to solve the case, or she was busy manipulating "Miss Liuli Moss" to scold "Huasheng Qiyuan" for being lazy like a pig, stupid like a dog, a useless A curable, hopeless money-greedy bastard, who has no time to do homework.

She is not very good at lying, she whispered: "I'm sorry, teacher, I will write next time."

"Next time? The bucket is at the back, you know what to do." The teacher couldn't do it without cleaning her up, and immediately issued a verdict.

In Japan in the early 1990s, the folks hadn’t started to behave badly, loose education was not yet popular, and Yuying was a private university that pursued higher education rates. The style of study was very strict, and corporal punishment of students was commonplace. Resisting, with an aggrieved mouth, went to the back of the classroom, picked up the two buckets usually used for cleaning, and went out.

She went to the bathroom to fill the bucket half full, carried it back to the door of the classroom, and stood there as a punishment, feeling very regretful in her heart.

If I had known this, I should have written my homework on Friday night.

It's a pity that there is no medicine for regret in the world, and now it's a done deal, so I can only be punished honestly.

After standing like this for a while, even though she was in good physical condition, her arms were a little sore. She listened carefully to the sounds in the classroom, and secretly put down the bucket for a while.

But as soon as she put down the bucket, there was a loud coughing sound not far away, which made her pick up the bucket in a hurry, without squinting, and stood upright.

A moment later, Takeshi Qiyuan appeared in front of her holding a large globe. It seemed that he was sent by the teacher to get teaching aids.

He passed by slowly, looked up and down Qingjian Liuli, who was the door god carrying the bucket, and asked with a smile: "Oh, what a coincidence, are you busy, Qingjian classmate?"

Qingjian Liuli looked at the guy who scolded her for being stupid yesterday, her chest heaved rapidly a few times, her nose uncontrollably spewed out hot air, but she quickly calmed down, her mouth tightly pursed, her face expressionless, her eyes Looking straight ahead, obviously not bothering to pay attention to him-is it interesting to see people unlucky? Go away, you bastard!

Wu Qiyuan didn't leave, looking very familiar, he leaned over and asked in a low voice: "What did you do, which teacher did you offend? Do you want me to intercede for you? I am a top student and have privileges. The teacher can speak up."

"No, thank you." Qing Jian Liuli didn't want to see him now, and squeezed out a few words from between her teeth with a stern face.

"Is it really not necessary?" Takeshi Qiyuan still had a good-hearted face, but in his eyes, of course, gloating was so strong that it was about to overflow.

Seeing that Liuli couldn't take it anymore, Qing controlled herself not to put the bucket on his head, and said angrily in a low voice, "If you say no, then don't, I don't need you to be fussy!"

She got angry, and Qiyuan Wu became more and more happy, and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, I'll go, you can continue to work!"

He turned around and left, seeing Liuli being annoyed at such an embarrassing scene, but he was bumped into by this bastard. Unexpectedly, Qiyuan Wu took two steps and then fell back, and said with a smile: "By the way, I wanted to turn back." I'm looking for you again, since we have met now... shall we settle the bill now?"

Qing Jian Liuli was startled, "Account? What account?"

"The consulting fees and assistant fees you owe me." Nanahara Takeshi reported the figures casually, "A total of 39,778 yen."

Qing Jian Liuli was even more confused. Forty thousand yen, according to the exchange rate in the early 1990s, was almost four thousand yuan when converted into RMB. For a person who just graduated from high school and never worked a part-time job, he lived on pocket money. For female college students, this is by no means a small number—even in 2022, this number will not be small. Many high school assisted dating girls recognize a "godfather" and take "father's work" alone. Take 40,000 to 50,000 yen.

She couldn't believe it: "how could I owe you so much money?"

Takeshi Qiyuan raised his hand to show her the watch, "I allow you to be an assistant, you promised to pay me 500 yen per hour, and now 65 hours and 13 minutes have passed, so you should pay me 32,608 yen... ...Well, it should be thirty-two thousand six hundred and sixteen yen now, and another minute has passed.

During the period, you asked me a total of 14 silly questions, each of which was also 500 yen. You promised to keep the account, and the total was 7,000 yen.

Finally, you owed me 170 yen last Thursday and didn’t pay it back. We are friends, and I won’t calculate the interest for you on this part, just pay the principal, so you owe me a total of 39,000 Seven hundred and eighty-six yen. "

Qiyuan Wu stretched out his hand after the calculation, and said politely: "Thank you for your patronage, please pay!"

Qing saw that Liuli took a step back in fright and leaned against the wall, but she immediately reacted and said angrily in a low voice: "No, the case ended at noon on Saturday, you can't count until now, I haven't been your assistant for so long, You shouldn't be charging me so much!"

Qiyuan Wu looked at her for a moment, and reminded: "Think about what you said on Saturday morning..."

"Saturday morning?"

Takeshi Qihara slowly repeated her words, "At that time you said, 'Yesterday you asked me to be your assistant, the agreement has not yet ended, now I have to fulfill the supervisory obligation of the assistant, let you do the right thing, I paid for it, you The agreement must be fulfilled. You must go today, as long as I am here, you don’t want to sleep in today’, right?”

Qingjian Liuli nodded hesitantly, she seemed to have said this, and then forced Qiyuan Takeshi to go to Oda Town to investigate the case, but she didn't expect him to be able to bill until now!

Qiyuan Wu smiled and said: "So, what this means is that the assistant contract will only end if both of us agree, so of course I have to keep counting... Do you want to stop counting now?"

"Stop, stop immediately!" Qing Jian Liuli immediately whispered, she couldn't afford any more debts, and now she couldn't pay the money.

"Then give me the money!" Takeshi Qiyuan stretched out his hand again, and said with a smile, "I still have a good conscience, and I didn't delay looking for you for a week, otherwise it wouldn't be this amount."

Qing Jian Liuli looked at his outstretched hand, and felt that something was wrong, but logically speaking, it seemed that she did owe so much money.

She hesitated for a moment, then whispered: "40,000 yen is too much, I don't have that much money..." The implication is whether it can be reduced, such as changing to a bottle of hot oolong tea or red bean soup.

Or, you can have a bowl of ramen at the cafeteria, even if you add two pieces of tonkatsu.

"Well, we are friends, and I will not force you to pay." Qiyuan Wu smiled, "You are young and ignorant, and you insisted on asking me to go because you were too curious. I understand, so I let you One step, you just need to yell three times in the corridor after class is over, 'I'm a troublesome liar Liuli', the money is fine, I'll spend money to help you buy a lesson, remember not to disturb other people's sleep in the future, don't Don't force others to do something if you make others have a headache!"

Qing Jian Liuli suddenly realized, and finally realized that Qi Yuanwu was taking revenge on her, revenge on her for destroying his sleep in last Saturday morning, forcing him to solve the "town and district referendum case", and maybe even still hating her for calling him a liar !

But it's not for me that I force you to go, I thought someone was wronged and died!

Someone died, and it's not a trivial matter. If it's a small matter, I'll go by myself, and the ghost will find you!

If you think I have caused you trouble, you can just say it straight, who can avoid making mistakes, I am not an unreasonable person, I will apologize if I am wrong, even if you don’t accept the apology, you can fight with me, I can give you a hand, and you don't need to deduct such a large debt from me!

This is so despicable, you said I was a pig brain and I didn't bother with you, I didn't strangle you to death on the tram, how could you do this?

Besides, you are clearly a liar, where am I wrong?

She was angry and aggrieved, her breath was hot, and she said angrily: "I won't shout, don't even think about insulting me!"

Takeshi Qiyuan has a very good temper at the moment, smiled and said: "Okay, then I will take a step back, you say to me three times now 'I am a troublemaker, hate ghost and liar Liuli', and then find me for Saturday morning Sincerely apologize for the troublesome matter, even if we settle the matter, I can still let you go."

That's not okay, it's too insulting!

Qingjian Liliu glared at him, "I don't!"

"Then pay back the money!" Qi Yuanwu stretched out his hand again, with a face full of brothers who settled accounts clearly, and paying back the debt is only right and proper.

"I'll pay it back, I won't renege on it!" Qing saw that Liuli won't be defeated by others, her momentum is not inferior, and paying back the money is better than being insulted, "But I don't have that much on me, so I'll give it to you later!"

She admitted the debt, she did say those things, she did force Takeshi Qiyuan to go to Oda Town, and she did keep so many accounts, she dared to do it, and she would not deny it as a rogue, but Takeshi Qiyuan should not even think about using this matter insult her.

"Then I'll wait and see." Qiyuan Wu left a word with a smile and walked away, not caring what she would do.

This troublemaker dares to cause trouble for him, disrupt his sleep, and almost cause him to break the rules, then don't blame him for causing trouble for her, so that she can't bear to go around, even if she knows that she is just too curious. Heavy, he can't be called a bad person, but if you offend him, you offend him, and there is still no good fruit to eat.

Well, at least he should be compensated, but it’s not the 40,000 yen, that little money is not worth mentioning, his daily life is difficult now, and he just needs a coolie to run errands, since she happened to hit the muzzle of a gun, then she deserves to be unlucky , this calamity is in one's life.