I'm Not a Detective

The earliest private detective in Japan appeared in 1895. After nearly a hundred years of development, there are now more than 5,700 detective agencies and more than 22,000 private detectives and related practitioners in Japan.

Although 70% of the business of these agencies is to catch rapes and cheating, and mainly help employers win divorce cases. They are completely different from the detectives depicted in mystery novels, but sometimes they are inevitably involved in criminal cases and help the police find people. Find suspects in criminal cases.

The Japanese police are not averse to help from others. They think it is a useful supplement to the search, and the people will not make a fuss. They have become accustomed to it over the years - the Japanese police used to ask the Yamaguchi group to help maintain public order, and they almost became the world's first Compared to a country that has completely legalized gangs, asking civilians to help solve crimes is child's play. The country people must be surprised.

In a sense, although "Detective Conan" is a comic book, the target group is elementary school students and junior high school students. The case is relatively simple, but the plot details are not problematic.

Well, excluding plots such as Conan destroying a helicopter with a football, Maori Ran kicking off a telephone pole, Haibara Ai's magical sweater, etc., just say that Moori Kogoro sometimes mixes with the police to solve cases, and Conan can do whatever he wants at the crime scene. It is basically reasonable to mess around in these aspects, and it is possible for it to happen in the real world.

Now, Wu Teng'an wants to invite foreign aid, but Takeshi Qihara doesn't want to get involved with the police, even if the police will give him some money and some benefits.

The previous case was just a coincidence. He actually had no interest in catching the murderer. It would be better to promote his career as a psychic than to help the police. He had no intention of accepting the brown paper bag. After all, he often walked by the river. How could he not get wet? Shoes, what if the murderer is too cruel and rushes over to stab him?

Compared with psychics, detectives are too high-risk, no way.

He sighed: "I'm sorry, Detective Wu Teng. I'm just born with a sharp perception. I was able to help Officer Okuno and Officer Hidaka a little bit before. It was purely luck. And I have complete trust in the ability of the police. I believe You can definitely protect the safety of the people, so I hope to use my talents to convey messages to the dead and soothe the pain in the hearts of the living. I can also contribute to society, so..."

His refusal was obvious, but Wu Teng'an didn't care. While listening, he took his briefcase from the girl with gold-rimmed glasses, reached in and touched the three envelopes. After a slight hesitation, he took out the last The bottom one.

Before he came, he interrogated Okuno Taiji in detail. He knew something about Nanabaru Takeshi, so of course he had to prescribe the right medicine. All three envelopes were prepared for him. The treatment ranged from high to low. He planned to use which one depending on the situation. He sighed before. I wanted to lower the price in advance and get it at a low price, but was inexplicably ruined by Qingjian Ruri, so now I just paid the highest treatment.

He has his own reasons. Now he is in urgent need of "special talents" like Takeshi Nanahara. As long as he can solve the case, he will get absolutely favorable treatment.

He directly pushed the white envelope slowly to Takeshi Nanahara and said with a smile: "Don't refuse in a hurry, Nanahara-san, whether you are born with a keen sense or are good at other things, I think you are what our Criminal Department needs. Talent, please take a look at this first.”

After a pause, he added like a joke, "I heard Okuno-kun mention that Nanabahara-san runs a psychic... well, a small psychic shop. The signboard says 'Everything can be discussed', so Didn’t I come here specifically to talk? Talking, we always have to talk, let’s talk slowly, there’s no need to rush.”

"That's what I say, but my ability is indeed limited..." Takeshi Nanawara subconsciously took the white envelope in his hand, and his expression changed with a casual twist. The word "justice" faintly appeared in his eyes, and his voice became firmer, "But What Wu Teng Police said makes sense. The police's fight against crime is related to everyone's vital interests, and everyone should contribute, even if their ability is limited, they should not avoid it."

Well, as long as you give enough money, the criminal will be smashed to pieces, not to mention that if you give so much, the little risk is not worth fearing. If not, let Qingjian Ruri rush up to fight the gangster. She is paid on a regular basis, which is also one of the assistant jobs. One, just stay away and don't get splattered with blood.

Wu Teng'an looked at him in surprise and then at the white envelope. He was very sure that he had not opened it. Even though he was well-informed, he was still a little unsure of his routine. He said strangely: "Qiyuan-san agreed now, no. Do you want to see what’s inside the envelope first?”

"No need." Takeshi Nanahara said with sincerity on his face, "Officer Wu Teng is one of the top five figures in the Hirano Police Station, and for being able to come here in the rain for the case, I have deeply felt the sincerity of the police, regardless of whether he is paid or not. , I am willing to do my little bit to fight crime."

After a pause, he looked around, the energy of justice behind him surging, and said word by word, "I am sworn in with sin!"

His words were sonorous and powerful, and he was simply a role model for the new generation in Japan. It was time to hang up big red flowers and parade them through the streets. Taiji Okuno and Hidakaji couldn't help being infected, and they smiled happily together - no wonder they were in the first year of high school. It’s really great to have such a beautiful girlfriend!

The girl with gold-rimmed glasses also lifted her glasses subconsciously, and was a little impressed by Takeshi Nanabaru. Before she came here, she heard what Taiji Okuno said and thought Takeshi Nanabahara was a guy who wanted money. Now she realized that hearsay can never be trusted. This high school student is still There is some sense of justice.

Qingjian Liuli was not confused. She already knew Nanabaru Wu very well. She looked at the white envelope curiously. She absolutely believed that Nanabaru Wu had "seen" what was inside through some small means. She was moved. According to him, he had no moral integrity. His character will change immediately.

To be honest, now that she believed that Takeshi Nanahara had a sense of justice, she would rather believe that a sow could climb a tree.

Wu Teng'an is not that easy to fool. He is from the quasi-professional team. He worked his way up from an ordinary criminal police officer step by step. He has had many contacts with psychics and fraudsters. He knows what kind of people these people are. He looked directly at the white envelope. , said: "The reward..."

Takeshi Nanahara stuffed the white envelope into his arms and said softly: "I feel ashamed to accept it, but it is disrespectful. I understand what this means, so I can only accept it with shame. Don't worry, nothing will go wrong."

Wu Teng'an stared at him for a moment, gave him the brown paper bag, and laughed loudly: "Very good, it seems I don't need to say too much. Now please take a look at the case!" Then he couldn't help but Tucao said, "After you graduate from college, come and work at our Hirano Police Station. You can solve cases and be a press spokesman at the same time. I think you can be qualified for both positions."

"I'm afraid it won't work. I took the test casually last time and the deviation value was 74. I'm afraid I won't be able to go to the Hirano Police Station in the future, or I won't be able to stay for a long time if I go." Takeshi Nanahara has always been dedicated, and he does things when he is paid, and Wu Teng'an is very helpful. He was much more generous in his imagination and barely passed the line of high-quality fat sheep. Naturally, he had to take it more seriously. He just laughed and started to carefully read the case briefing.

Wu Teng'an was choked. If he took the test casually, his deviation score would be 74. If he took the test seriously, he would probably go to heaven. Even if he wanted to be a police officer in the future, he would still be a bastard in the professional group. As long as he made no mistakes, he could be promoted. It was really impossible. Doing dirty work at the grassroots level, even if he doesn't retire, Takeshi Nanabahara might be able to be on an equal footing with him in ten years. In twenty years, he will have to salute Takeshi Nanabahara first - as a quasi-professional, he was promoted to the police Vision is almost at its limit.

The room was silent for a moment.

Qing Jian Liuli calmed down now, her face was not so red, and her curiosity arose again. She wanted to see what the case was, but she was misunderstood just now. She was embarrassed to go to Nanabahara Takeshi, so she could only get up and change for the guest. Cha, after a moment's hesitation, asked Wu Teng'an cautiously: "Wu Teng's police officer, Grandma and Grandpa Hamano of Oda Town, how are they doing now?"

Wu Teng'an did not avoid it. He seemed to regard them as half of his own people. He drank tea and said casually: "Mr. Hamano and the old lady were in poor health. They paid bail and went to the hospital to recuperate at home, waiting for the second notification." Please inquire and the time will depend on their health.”

"Then...where are Koga-san and the others?"

"Suspected of obstructing official business and covering up perjury, but the circumstances are extenuating and he has repented and pleaded guilty with a good attitude. According to the local prosecutor, he will probably be exempted from prosecution. He will be punished with a repentance review, watching a confession video ranging from 20 to 50 hours, fines and punishments." Sex labor, some of the more serious ones need to go to the river to clean up garbage for a period of time on their days off." Wu Teng'an actually just talked to the local prosecutor today. Although the process has not started yet, the results are almost the same, and that's it. .

Of course, it’s not that he didn’t do anything. He personally talked to Koga Masaru for a long time, and he was very sure that Koga Masaru was not an anti-social and evil person. The possibility of destroying social stability again was extremely slim. In addition, he had personally seen Hirano Xiao The girl's body, and everyone has sympathy, even if his performance evaluation is somewhat affected, he is not dissatisfied with letting the Oda Town group go.

It's just that the case went bad at the police station, so he still lost money, so he was going to find something to make up for it from the instigator, Takeshi Nanahara, so that he could at least sort out the troublesome cases. After all, the compensation was given by the police station, so he didn't have to pay for it, but he could do it after his political achievements. If you take the lion's share, your life will be much easier. It's a harmless selfish move.

"That's great." Qingjian Liuli let out a long sigh of relief, feeling that a big worry had gone away. Then she looked at Qi Qiyuan Wu, and couldn't help but feel the slightest admiration for him again.

This guy guessed everything right. No one in Oda Town would go to jail, no one would lose their job, and no one would ruin their peaceful life.

This guy has a very bad personality and is a very badass, but he is actually kind of awesome.

If only I could be like him...

…………

At this point, the Odamachi District referendum case has come to an end.

Taking advantage of the time that Wu Tengyasu and Qingmi Ruri were chatting, Nanabahara Takeya quickly read the case brief, put it on the table and began to close his eyes and meditate.

"Nanahara-kun, do you have any ideas?" Ansu Wu Teng waited for a while and then asked.

The nature of this case is not serious, so it is not impossible to investigate slowly. However, the police initially suspected the wrong person. The victim's wife appeared to be an ordinary housewife, but in fact she was a member of the Rise family, a prominent local family in Hirano.

Even though he was just an ordinary member, he still angered the Rise family. He insisted that there could be no "husband killer" in the family. He seriously suspected that the police were deliberately insulting the Rise family. He had been acting strangely on various occasions and put pressure on the top brass of the police station. Very big.

Therefore, this case must have a result as soon as possible, but after more than half a month of sleepless efforts, the search section eliminated all suspects and was dumbfounded.

Now that there are no suspects, what should we do?

The police had no clue. Just when Wu Tengyasu was dealing with the trouble in Oda Town, he discovered the "special talents" of Hirano and Takeshi Nanahara, so he planned to treat the dead horse as a living horse. If he was cured, he would make a profit. If it’s not good, let’s talk about it later.

Takeshi Nanahara opened his eyes, which reflected the light very brightly. He smiled and said: "I roughly understand what's going on, but it's hard to say now. I still need to go to the crime scene to take a look and meet those who are suspected."

This is what it should be. Wu Tengan immediately pointed at the girl with gold glasses and said: "No problem, this is my affairs officer, Miss Nakano Eri, tomorrow morning... Well, you guys have to go to school, this is a bit troublesome , but there is no other way, she will pick you up from school after school tomorrow, and as long as it is related to the investigation, she will provide you with all the convenience you need."

Eri Nakano, a girl with gold-rimmed glasses, immediately stepped forward and presented her business card. Takeshi Nanahara took it, looked at it, and said politely, and then Wu Tengyasu and his party stood up and left.

When Qingjian Ruri followed Takeshi Nanahara and sent them out politely, he ran back and reached for the brown paper bag, his curiosity almost exploded.

Takeshi Nanahara slapped her brains out without any courtesy, and said to the kitchen: "Go and wash the dishes first."

Seeing that Liuli didn't resist, Qing saw that it would be all over if Takeshi Nanahara fired her, so she obediently went into the kitchen to wash the dishes without even murmuring.

Takeshi Nanabahara was afraid that she might fool him and he would suffer the consequences later on, so he kept up with the supervisor while spraying air freshener everywhere. However, Qingmi Ruri had no problem washing dishes. She had been punished by her mother since she was a child, but she was actually an expert at washing dishes. .

But washing dishes was all about washing dishes. She couldn't shut her mouth and asked curiously: "What case is it?"

"Wash the dishes carefully and look at it later."

Qingjian Liuli had no choice but to hold back her itching and speed up, but after washing two dishes, she couldn't help but said with some envy: "It's so strange. I didn't expect that the police would not only not be angry, but also take the initiative to entrust you with a commission." …”

Takeshi Nanabahara continued to spray the air freshener and said casually: "What's so strange about this?"

Qing Jian Liuli turned around and said: "It's really strange. Usually only mystery novels have such plots. The police are so stupid that they can only ask smart detectives for help."

She had read several novels like this, but she really didn't expect that a similar plot could happen in reality. For a moment, she really felt that Takeshi Nanabahara was a bit powerful.

No, it's just good luck, but this guy has such a bad character and deserves to be struck by lightning. Why is he still so lucky?

It is obvious that someone like me who is kind, cute, beautiful, and a Tibetan fox should have good luck. How could it be him? God is so unfair!

Takeshi Nanahara glanced at her and sighed: "You are really a child who grew up in the summer, as innocent as a green fruit. You, don't think of others too simply. No one in this world is a fool. In this case, the police are I couldn’t find a clue, so I wanted to call in foreign aid, but this was just a superficial reason.”

"Superficial reasons?"

"Well, there are three reasons why they have to make this trip." Takeshi Nanahara must talk to her about this problem, otherwise this idiot may get into trouble in the future and it will be bad for him.

Qing Jian Liuli became more curious, frowned in confusion, and began to think about the three reasons.