I'm not a psychopath!

"Hey hey hey"

Jiang Qing suddenly stood up and laughed.

This mission is not easy. I don't know what the system thinks about the difficulty being able to receive five stars.

It's like having sex for nothing.

I just don’t know, does this pacifier have any side effects? This was his only concern.

"what happened?"

"Why did that man laugh suddenly?" The Lu Pirates were even more confused.

How can you still laugh when surrounded by a group of people?

Or neurosis.

Either the other party was pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger. Thinking of this, they suddenly became nervous.

As someone who has often done grave robbing, I know that sometimes people get hairy for no apparent reason. It is probably because they have encountered something unclean. This is a warning from the body.

And now they encountered this situation. There was a person opposite, with a fierce appearance, who suddenly started laughing. If something goes wrong, there must be a monster!

Several teams felt something was wrong, so they got together and started whispering.

"What should we do? Should we take action? But my intuition tells me that the consequences will be disastrous. How about we withdraw?"

"no!"

"My intuition tells me that if we retreat now, we will die miserably. If we do not attack, we have already offended the opponent."

"Wait a minute, that woman looks familiar."

"hiss!"

"She seems to be the second young lady of the Xu family in Beicheng. It's over. It seems to be her." The speaker wiped his eyes and confirmed after repeated observations.

"Second Miss Xu Xu's family?"

As soon as these words came out, it was like a bolt from the blue.

According to the Xu family in Beicheng, it was a huge thing, so big that they couldn't even imagine it.

Now that the second lady is surrounded by others, what do you think will happen? Can you not feel scared inside?

Everyone present was terrified.

The most important question now is, what to do?

"escape?"

"No, if the other party holds a grudge, can we escape? And now it seems that the old man must be pretending to be a pig to eat the tiger, but in fact he is a secret protector!"

Chen Zai said: ‘Why is your nose so itchy? ’

"We have to fight!"

"but!"

"We must lose so badly that the other party can vent their anger, so that our lives can be saved."

"Wonderful!"

Everyone thinks it makes sense. As long as the other party vents his anger, it will be done!

"Ahem, I'll come first."

Xu Xingguang, Chen Zaidao and others all found someone coming from the jungle.

"cough!"

Jiang Qing stopped in front of them, cleared his throat, and stood proudly in the center of the field.

The other party spoke first:

"My nickname is the Sky-Exploding Eagle. I have nothing to do at night and came here to ask for advice. I wonder if someone can give me some advice?"

The speaker still looked contemptuous.

‘Very well, come on. ’

‘Beat me head-on! I'm so pretentious, it will definitely feel good after being slapped on my face. After I feel so good, I will pee and act like I'm shocked. ’

‘If you do this, your life can be saved! ’

Jiang Qing felt a twitch in her heart. What did the other party want to do with this look and aura, so aggressive?

‘It seems like you really want to do something to me. ’

‘I still need to be careful not to be really hurt by him, but I have decided on this pacifier. ’

So he directly put on the starting position of an old man in the park, doing Tai Chi.

"Jiang Qing, I understand!"

Jiang Qing: ‘As soon as he touches me, I will vomit three liters of blood and fly out. ’

Exploding Sky Eagle: 'As soon as he touches me, I will vomit three liters of blood and fly out. ’

The opponent's body was like an arrow leaving the string, and the phantom of a large eagle appeared behind him, leaving a series of afterimages!

he!

He was actually preparing to hit Jiang Qing's hand with his face!

Jiang Qing pinched out a magic formula, and his killing aura immediately appeared. The moment the Sky-exploding Eagle rushed forward, it suddenly retreated, but stretched out a finger and made a 'palm' with the opponent.

"puff!!"

Jiang Qing vomited blood, flew out, and deliberately knocked down a few trees. Now that he was stable, he couldn't wait to open the panel to receive the reward.

Then he froze.

[Task content: Show weakness to the enemy and let the opponent complete a show-off slap in the face. 】

[Task difficulty: ☆☆☆☆☆]

[Completion reward: A box of Emperor's Pose Pacifier. 】

[Current progress: Not completed. 】

Jiang Qing:? ? ?

what's the situation? He pushed himself up and looked.

I saw the other person bleeding from all his orifices, his whole face turned red, his eyes were confused, and he kept shouting:

"What a strong finger!"

"I have only seen this kind of strength in my life. With a light touch, half of its teeth were blown to pieces. I admire it, I really admire it. It's just a villain who can't see Mount Tai."

"It's the villain who has blind eyes but doesn't recognize Mount Tai!!!"

The other party was peeing while talking.

Jiang Qing: "."

What the hell?

He also saw that half of the tooth. It was obviously broken by the other party himself. What's wrong with this?

One wave comes after another.

"I've been in the immortal world for more than a thousand years, and I haven't paid my respects yet. Have you heard that there are masters here?"

The guard beside Xu Xingguang was about to stand up when a figure suddenly appeared in front of him.

I saw Jiang Qing wiping blood.

"Just leave this little thing to me."

"I'm Jiang Qing." Jiang Qing cupped his fists and said, "I'll teach you your brilliant moves."

"Hahaha, good!"

The other party also bent down and cupped his hands. Unexpectedly, as soon as he straightened up, he felt as if he had been hit hard.

"puff!!!"

Several large mouthfuls of blood spurted out again.

"What a strong invisible and thoughtless fist. I am not good at learning. I hope you will not blame me." He knelt down and kowtowed to Jiang Qing.

"Ah?"

"You are so strong?"

Xu Xingguang looked at Jiang Qing in disbelief, with bright stars in her beautiful eyes.

She knew it very well.

Jiang Qing had been following her all the time. It was impossible for him to collude with the other party and then play this drama in front of her. There was only one possibility left.

This man is ridiculously strong!

"What do you think?" Xu Xingguang asked her guard.

The guard shook his head.

Although he could not see the foundation of this kid clearly, he was definitely in the foundation building stage. As for the other party's state, he was also very confused.

"Hahahaha!!!"

"This king is the Snow Impermanence, the falling snow is like the impermanence of the soul, the snow falls and the heads of the dead are covered with frost, I heard that there are peerless masters here?"

"Hehehe, this king just wants to kill you, or..."

"Be beaten to death by you."

The gloomy laughter echoed in the forest, and the gusts of cold wind blew Jiang Qing's mind.

"It's bad." The guard drew his long knife.

"At least a cultivator in the Nascent Soul stage."

"Nascent Soul." Jiang Qing's pupils shrank, and he was fooled by this broken system!

Can't it only detect the sixth level of the foundation building on the opposite side? The other person's Nascent Soul, the cultivation level is far above yours, it must be a ghost if he can detect it!

'You trust the divine mind too much. '

Jiang Qing cursed inwardly and immediately calculated the escape route. It can be regarded as a lesson learned.

This kind of stupid thing,

He will never do it again in the future!

"Boy, are you a sword cultivator? I happen to be one too, ha ha ha, try my soul-snatching sword, it can reach the underworld, just watch."

"Not good."

Jiang Qing tensed up, and suddenly a shadow appeared in front of him, and he immediately made a gesture.

The sword formation was instantly formed.

"Ahhhhhhhhh!!"

"What kind of sword formation is this? Why is it tainted with the breath of reincarnation? No! Don't kill me＊ @～％☆."

After a roar, the forest returned to peace.

Jiang Qing: ? ? ?

He was dumbfounded.

"What's going on today? I just want to lose once, is it that difficult?"

When the guard heard this, it was like a bolt from the blue. This young man must be the incarnation of some old monster, and his cultivation is at least at the level of the God of Transformation!

The other party's aura of the middle and late stage of the Nascent Soul was revealed, and he was taken away so easily by the other party.

And that sword formation.

He couldn't see how Jiang Qing used it at all, the formation was formed in one thought!

If this isn’t the old monster who has transformed into a god, then what is it?