I’m Not a Scumbag

The most indispensable thing in the Land of Abundance is delicious food, which is also skewered. Binyi and Shanle can break through the siege, and even be regarded as the symbol of food. The title is at the forefront of many barbecue stalls, which is naturally unique.

Lin Fang went to buy bubble tea first, and then went to the community convenience store downstairs to ask for a case of beer. When he returned to the door of the unit building, he happened to meet the delivery guy standing downstairs and calling.

The two sides met and checked their eyes. Lin Fang smiled brightly and said, "Handsome guy, do you want a five-star praise?"

"Yes! Yes! Yes!"

The delivery boy nodded again and again, thinking he had met a good person.

Lin Fang: "Do me a favor and bring the beer up, I'll give you a five-star praise!"

Delivery boy: "..."

I have an MMP...

Others deliver food. If they come or not, they will repair water pipes. AVI, repair computers, AVI, and replace light bulbs. AVI, why is it my turn to carry a beer for a five-star praise?

Go to his uncle, I quit!

"Okay, brother!"

The delivery boy smiled and helped carry the beer upstairs.

There's no way, I want a meal.

Binyi Wangji Barbecue is very famous in the neighborhood. The owner is Binyiren, who brings out the characteristics of Binyi Barbecue to the fullest. The strong fragrance that cannot be wrapped in tin foil is very attractive.

Lin Fang opened the door, and before he had time to change his shoes, the bubble tea and barbecue were instantly snatched away by Dad Lin and Little Sister Lin, who had been waiting for a long time.

"Come on, bring the beer in, your mother is thirsty!"

Lin Fang glanced at Hu Fake Huwei's father speechlessly, and couldn't help but give him a blank stare, but he had to do it.

When Empress Wu approached the court, my father could only pretend to be a fox. As a son, it would be better to be honest.

"Come on!"

Lin Fang brought in the beer, took two glasses and placed them in front of his father and mother who were already sitting at the table to eat, poured another glass for each of them, then sat down and wanted to eat more.

Unexpectedly, my mother moved the barbecue placed in front of her and placed it far away from Lin Fang, and said, "There is too little barbecue to eat. You can eat it yourself in a bowl of noodles."

Tofu, leeks, potato chips, grilled eggplant, and small sausages, I ordered three of the same.

Beef, mutton, spare ribs, pork nose tendon, and pork belly were all burnt, and I ordered three of them.

This amount, let alone four people, six people can eat a round belly.

Admit it, Mom, you are just so angry that you want to kill me, Lin Fang!

Lin Ma seemed to have heard Lin Fang's voice, so she happily plucked a string of beef, dipped it into her mouth with a dry plate, and drank a sip of beer, and then said casually, "My son's first day at work, I didn’t eat the big meal I ordered, and the red envelope I prepared didn’t go out.

"I eat noodles, I want to eat noodles!"

Yes, mother!

In order to make you feel old, I will eat instant noodles.

"Huh... uh..."

Lin Xiaolei snickered while holding the pearl milk tea, and at the end she grimaced at Lin Fang.

Lin Fang rolled his eyes and said, "Mom, my sister sent me a message saying that the barbecue is so delicious, and your cooking skills are much better! Especially with bubble tea, it's so delicious!"

"I didn't! He's talking nonsense!"

Lin Xiaolei was shocked and quickly denied it.

Lin Fangwen, you son of a bitch, how dare you cheat on me!

Are you too floating, or am I unable to hold a knife?

"You go to eat noodles."

"Mom! I..."

"What's your mother? I'm not your mother! With my cooking skills, I didn't starve you to death. I don't deserve to be your mother, go eat noodles!"

"Humph……"

Lin Xiaolei got up angrily and wanted to take the pearl milk tea away, but she didn't want to. Lin Ma broke her last thought.

"Put down the milk tea! I eat these foreign things every day, and my stature is not long, and my **** are not long. In the future, even if a blind cat meets a dead mouse, and a blind man is willing to marry you, I will starve my grandson! "

Hello! Mom, I warn you!

Although you are my mother, you can't ginseng cock!

Are you not afraid that I will ask the doctor to remove your oxygen tube?

Oh, oh, I'm really rebellious, sin... sin...

Lin Xiaolei looked at Ma Lin angrily, stood for a while, her eyes flickered, and she followed Lin Fang to the kitchen.

"Lin Xiaolei..."

"I didn't think about anything, Mom, believe me..."

Lin Xiaolei screamed, it was not too late for instant noodles, she ran away, rushed into the bedroom, closed the door without saying a word, and locked the door.

"This child..."

Ma Lin was stunned for a while before she said, "I just want her to eat this stuffed tofu. What is she running for?"

"Hey! Don't you know that kid Xiaolei? If it wasn't for some diabolical thoughts, why would you be scared like this? Maybe you're secretly calling you a tigress in your heart!"

Snapped!

"Okay you Lin Yonghe, so you have been secretly calling me a tigress, stand up for me!"

"It's not... my wife, it's not that I scold you, it's our daughter..."

"I told you to stand up!"

Lin Fang hid in the kitchen while eating instant noodles and watching a play.

Lele alone is not as good as all Lele. I'm sorry, Dad, I just wanted to harass my little sister, but I didn't want to harass you. You, the old man, have no control over your own mouth, and you harassed yourself, so you can't blame me!

Under my mother, we are all ants, and we who are united around my mother~www.wuxiaspot.com~ are really a family that loves each other! mwah!

……

Lin Fang was silent all night, and he didn't have to go to work the next day. Lin Fang planned to sleep in late, but who would have woken up early in the morning by the sound of his mother slamming on the door.

He tried to bury himself with a pillow and continued to sleep, but was slammed on the door by his mother, along with her "kind" greeting, so he couldn't go back to sleep, so he had no choice but to get up.

"Mom, I don't have to go today..."

Lin Fang originally planned to confess that he didn't have to go to work, but when he said half of it, he was agitated and took it back.

If I told the truth, my mother would definitely not believe it. She would only think that I was fired from the law firm on the first day of my internship, and I would probably join my father to play mixed doubles.

Last night, Dad stood for half the night and was on fire. If I gave him a chance, I was afraid that I would become a punching bag...

"Why don't you go?"

"You don't have to go so early!"

Lin Fang resolutely changed his tune, smiled and said, "I can go out later."

"Then get up early to eat. Breakfast is ready, steamed buns, boiled rice porridge, and the leftovers from last night's barbecue. Eat it!"

I knew it!

Seeing the "rich breakfast" on the table, Lin Fang had a headache.

Mom is also true. I can eat the barbecue as soon as I can finish it last night. If I can't finish it, I throw it away. I have to save it for breakfast in the morning. It's really troublesome!

But when Lin Fang saw Lin Xiaolei with a frowning face, looking at the steaming overnight bubble tea in the bowl in front of her, he almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

Wow, hahaha, Lin Xiaolei, you have today too!

Note ①: Thanks to "Yixinghai", "The Bully of the Dog", and "Book Friend 20170415205139922" for their rewards!