I’m Not a Scumbag

Lin Fang didn't expect that the "later" that was paid for was really at 1pm...

To be exact, it was one o'clock in the morning.

Awakened by the ringing of his mobile phone, he answered the phone angrily, and began to curse: "You crazy, what time are you still calling? Don't let people sleep?"

"Hic... Hee hee, yes, yes, I'm a lunatic! Hee hee... hiccup! Lin Fang, I... I miss you so much... Would you like to come and accompany me... hic... drink? "

Hearing that it was Fu Hao's voice, Lin Fang became conscious, and his sleepiness was dispelled a lot.

Thinking of the task Wu Qingsong explained, his voice softened a little and asked, "Why are you drinking so late? Who are you with and where are you drinking?"

"Hee hee... Are you caring about me? Hiccup... I am... I seem to be... Hey, waiter, where are you... Where are you? Oh... Xiaojiu, Lin Yuxi Road... why are you asking this? Do you want to come and accompany me?"

"Wait for me, don't hang up, I'll go right over!"

Lin Fang put on his earphones, and while keeping the call with Fu Hao, he quickly put on his clothes and went out with the key.

Women don't get drunk, men have no chance.

But if a woman goes out drinking alone, she will only give others a chance to pick up dead bodies.

Lin Fang really didn't believe that with a good IQ, he would do such an irrational thing.

Fortunately, she remembered to call herself this...

Lin Fang got into the car at the fastest speed, drove out of the community, opened the car window, was blown by the cold wind, and slowly calmed down. Although he was still talking to Fu Hao, his mind shifted unconsciously.

If I didn't get her out of the blacklist immediately, she shouldn't be able to find me, right?

If she can't find me, what if she gets herself drunk?

How drunk is she?

Lin Fang couldn't help but think about it a little bit. In his two lifetimes, he had never met such a difficult woman.

Every sentence is true and false, and people can't tell the difference.

When he first received the call, Lin Fang believed that Fu Hao was drunk.

But now, he is not so sure.

Forget it, why do you think so much?

there's always a solution to any problem!

There were few cars in the early morning, so Lin Fang didn't have to worry too much. Daniel was finally able to run, which made him feel the thrill of blowing up the street.

It was inevitable that it would wake up some residents of the street-facing apartment from their good dreams, causing a lot of scolding.

The left and right Lin Fang couldn't hear either, and roaring all the way, they came to Lin Yuxi Road and found the Xiaojiu Hall.

After one o'clock in the morning, the tavern was about to close, and the guests inside had almost left.

There were about three tables of guests left, one table was seated with two men and two women, the other was seated with two young men, and the remaining table was only paid for one person to sit alone. There were snacks and empty wine bottles piled up in front of her. She lowered her head, and instead of pouring the wine into the wine glass, she took the wine bottle and poured it into her mouth.

What Lin Fang sees now is almost different from the delicate she he saw in the morning.

Her hair was disheveled, and she was still wearing the same outfit from the morning, but with more wrinkles and a black suit jacket, she looked no longer as **** as a workplace beauty, but more like a frustrated female alcoholic.

"Stop drinking! Come back with me!"

Lin Fang walked over, snatched the wine bottle from Fu Hao's hand, and slammed it on the wine table, making a muffled "dong" sound.

His strength was a little stronger, and some wine splashed out from the mouth of the bottle.

The two young men sitting at the table next to each other looked at each other with some regret, shrugged their shoulders unconsciously, and asked the boss to pay the bill.

"Lin Fang, you're here? I...I'm not leaving! I want you...I want you to drink with me a little more! Hehe..."

Fu Hao shook for a while, shook off the black coat on his body, patted the table and tried to stand up, but he was crooked and couldn't stand still, and sat down again.

When Lin Fang saw this, he was really angry and funny.

It looks like she might be really drunk...

Lin Fang picked up the black jacket that had fallen on the ground, held down the one who was still trying to stand up and paid it, and beckoned to the boss who had just settled the bill for another table, saying, "Boss, this side also pays the bill. ."

He swiped his card to help Pay Good and pay off. Lin Fang copied it, took Pay Good into his arms, and walked out.

Not to mention that you can't listen to someone who is drunk, even if you can listen to Lin Fang, he doesn't plan to really accompany her to drink.

Fu Hao was almost drunk, and Lin Fang was the one who poured a cup. If he got drunk again, it would be incredible.

Maybe both of them will have their bodies picked up.

"I...I'm not leaving! I'm not going! I still want to drink, I want to continue drinking!"

Fu Hao, who was lying in Lin Fang's arms, did not worry, and the mantis (gu) chrysalis (yong) was trying to crawl out of Lin Fang's arms.

Let you be used to it!

Lin Fang flexed his arms and held the payment to his death.

So, no matter how hard she tried, it would only be in vain.

After a while, she didn't know what Fu Hao thought of again. She gave a silly smile, stretched out her hand to hook Lin Fang's neck, and said greasy: "Lin Fang, I want you..."

Goo!

While Lin Fang gulped, he didn't know what he stepped on, so he softened a bit and almost didn't trip over.

"Are you honest, okay?"

"not good!"

Fu Hao twisted in Lin Fang's arms again~www.wuxiaspot.com~ While twisting, she said gruffly, "I feel hot, there are too many clothes... I want you to help me take it off!"

Sister, you can't do this!

I……

I can't stand it anymore!

Lin Fang didn't dare at all, and didn't know how to talk to Fu Hao, so he just walked forward, walked quickly to the side of the car, opened the door, and pressed Fu Hao in.

Fu Hao straightened up and thought of being a demon again. Lin Fang pulled out the seat belt as fast as he could and tied her back.

He couldn't move by himself, so after paying, he hooked Lin Fang's neck again and took him into the car.

Lin Fang lost his footing and almost fell into her arms.

Fortunately, he reacted fast enough and hooked the roof of the car, so he didn't put his entire weight on Fu Hao.

"Sit down, I'm going to drive!"

Snapped!

Lin Fang closed the door with his backhand, took a deep breath, tried to calm himself down, and then turned around and walked to the driver's seat.

It's really hard to do this!

Lin Fang doubted again that she was not really drunk.

Every move, no matter how you look at it, is like digging a hole for him to jump.

Whenever he can't hold back, he is afraid that he will be put to sleep by this ex-girlfriend!

"Where do you live, I'll send you back."

"My house... I don't know! Shall I go to your house? Okay?"

"Don't make trouble!"

Lin Fang was stunned for a while, how dare he?

I really want to bring this ex-girlfriend home, hehe...

I have breakfast tomorrow morning, and my mother will definitely bring out her treasured skills: stir-frying shredded pork with bamboo shoots, and stewing Lin Fang in an iron pot!