I’m Not a Scumbag

Seeing that my sister was scolded to go back to the room, how dare Lin Fang stay in the dining room for a long time.

"Lin Fangwen, eat quickly! You will wash the tableware and chopsticks. Don't try to be lazy! Lao Lin, prepare your family first!"

"understood."

Lin Fang closed the door and wiped off a cold sweat.

Mom was roaring like thunder, and she was already on the verge of eruption. Without Lin Xiaolei to block the gun, staying in the living room for a while would be life-threatening.

Fortunately, the withdrawal was quick!

Lin Fang was playing with his mobile phone while eating, remembering that there was a card in his pocket, he took it out and searched for friends on WeChat, planning to take a look first.

"Cough cough..."

Lin Fang, who was eating, was really choked up when he saw the nickname of his friend's friend.

Nickname: Evil Dragon Ah Woo, avatar → a chubby little cat that roars up to the sky, avatar with words → roaring dragon, signature file → PUA, the scumbag.

Lin Fang would never have thought that the young lady from the milk tea shop is such an interesting person.

Your signature file is clearly aimed at me, someone Lin, girl, let's shine your sword!

add friend.

"The other party rejected your friend request."

"???"

Lin Fang's doubts didn't last long, and he thought of the reason. He went back to the other party's profile page and double-clicked on the signature file.

"PUA Demon King? Let's see!"

He casually threw the card into the drawer, Lin Fang didn't add the other party, and ate the meal in a few bites.

Buzz!

The phone vibrated, and Lin Fang picked it up and took a look. It wasn't "Dragon, ah, woo", but a message from "Sister Jiao Jiao".

"Xiao Guoguo, are you on your paws?"

"Cough! I'm coughing. You almost died of laughter. You type in dialect?"

"Ah! Claws! I'm an authentic girl in Jincheng. I don't speak dialects. Maybe you teach me to be ordinary?"

Lin Fang abruptly read out the voice from Jiao Jiao's words. He had to say that the Jincheng dialect was not ordinary magic.

"Okay, I'll teach you. Come, read a tongue twister with me, four is four, ten is ten... Remember to use your voice!"

"Forty-four-four, ten-ten-ten... Aiya, you hate it so much, so I won't tell you two! I cut the shower and cut it!"

A tongue twister, Jiao Jiao's tongue knotted while reading, she was really embarrassed for a while, and pretended to be offline under the pretext of taking a shower.

"A video?"

"Ah? Well, I'll send it to you!"

"Didn't you say go take a shower? Is it convenient?"

"I haven't taken it off yet, it's convenient."

"It's convenient."

"...I ignore you, I'm so annoying! Shy face.jpg!"

Hello! If you ignore me, delete my friend, you! What the **** are you shy? I said this to make you hate me, take the initiative to block and delete my contact information!

Lin Fang felt that he might have screwed up. Yesterday, he was talking to a girl he just met, and he could be added to the other party's blacklist in minutes. Why doesn't this trick work?

"Still still?"

"No, I'm taking a shower! It's inconvenient now!"

"!!"

Gudu!

Lin Fang threw the phone aside and didn't dare to return a word.

Does this imply that it is too obvious?

Why is this world so colorful? Are all girls so fierce?

Shouldn't I yell "Wretched man, get out", see you in the blacklist?

Lin Fang was not good at thinking about such philosophical issues, so he simply decided to use heavy housework so that his brain had no time to think.

Ten minutes later, Lin Fang, who had washed the dishes and chopsticks, planned to go back to his room.

"Stop! Lin Fangwen, I told you to wash the dishes, so you only wash the dishes? Don't you wash the pots?"

Ten minutes later, after washing the pot and spatula, Lin Fang planned to go back to his room again.

"Stop! Lin Fangwen, say a word, move a little, don't you see that the stove is full of water? I don't know how to wipe it?"

Mom, I think you are embarrassing me, fat tiger!

Lin Fang blinked, and looked at the hand that Lin Ma slowly pulled out from behind. The weight of the family law seemed to carry some kind of rule power, which made his hips numb, and there was a faint urge to kneel.

"Wipe! I'll wipe it right away!"

Lin Fang resolutely admitted his cowardice. Not only did he clean the stove, but he also took the initiative to sweep the kitchen floor and drag it again.

After doing all this, he didn't dare to leave. After Ma Lin checked it several times, she couldn't find any faults.

Back in the room, an hour and a half later.

Lin Fang picked up the phone and saw that it was densely packed with WeChat message reminders.

As a patient with mild intensive phobia, Lin Fang frowned slightly and opened his phone, glanced at the messages all sent by Jiao Jiao, and set a message Do Not Disturb for her without looking at the contents.

Suddenly, the whole world became quiet.

Ignoring Jiao Jiao's friend message, Lin Fang noticed that there was a red dot in the address book column, and opened it to see that it was a friend request sent by "Evil Dragon Ah Woo".

"I'm sorry, little brother, I'm Huang Yanling from the milk tea shop. I accidentally refused. Can you add me?"

It seems quite sincere, am I such a stingy person?

Of course I am...

reject!

Lin Fang rejected Huang Yanling's friend request, feeling inexplicably happy.

Buzz!

The next second, Huang Yanling's friend request was sent again.

"Little brother, I was wrong! My WeChat and mobile phone numbers are the same, so there are a lot of boring people who add me to UU Reading www.uukanshu.com... Please forgive me!"

Saying so, it is excusable, it seems very bad not to forgive her.

But, I don't want to forgive you!

Denied again!

Buzz!

Huang Yanling persevered and sent a friend request for the third time.

"Little brother, add me as a friend, I promise you an excessive request, any request is fine!"

Gudu!

This... Who can stand this?

Lin Fang didn't hesitate...

pass through!

After adding friends, Huang Yanling's three messages were at the top of the chat interface. The most recent message was so conspicuous, like an invisible little hand, scratching and scratching in Lin Fang's heart.

"You said you could promise me an excessive request?"

"Well. You can ask for anything, little brother, tell me!"

"No regrets?"

"I will never regret it!"

After replying to this news, Huang Yanling sat up, nervously sitting cross-legged on the pink bed sheet, and pushed the quilt aside.

She was a little hot, so she unbuttoned the cute rabbit pajamas on her body and fanned her open chest. She was still nervous after fanning for a while. She unconsciously grabbed the rabbit ears on her hat and anxiously waited for Lin Fang's reply.

A few seconds of waiting is as long as a century.

Ding dong!

coming!

Huang Yanling picked up the phone quickly and saw this message:

"Okay! I want to clear the escape room in Jiaodong Memory, and complete it 100% within the specified time. Teach me."

After her brain crashed for a full minute, Huang Yanling reluctantly replied, "Give me ten minutes, and I'll teach you the fastest route to customs clearance."