I’m Not a Scumbag

There is a saying that it is a love affair with a passion...

Make a mistake, start over.

There is a saying that the old house is on fire, and the more it burns, the more prosperous it is...

Not right either.

In short, Lin Fang had accumulated savings for more than 30 years, and once he released it, his enthusiasm was really a volcanic eruption, which was extremely hot.

The next day, although Fu Hao felt a little uncomfortable, his heart was hot and he was flattering.

On the third day, Fu Hao felt very uncomfortable, shy and timid, and tried all means to cope with it.

On the fourth day, Fu Hao was exhausted and pitifully exhausted, but Lin Fang was finally satisfied.

Day 5…

When Lin Fang came to the door of Fu Hao's house as usual, he knocked on the door for a long time without knocking on the door, but received a WeChat message.

"Lin Fang, I'm not feeling well these days and need to rest. Let's not meet during this time."

Lin Fang: "…"

O woman!

Doesn't it mean that there are only exhausted cows and no ploughed fields?

You have the ability to let me farm, but you have the ability to exhaust me!

Lin Fang came to take advantage of the excitement, and returned in disappointment.

Today, on Monday, Lin Fangyuan wanted to go out early, pay for breakfast, and do morning exercises by the way.

However, the beauty was holding a free card, and the breakfast he brought could only be eaten by himself.

There was nothing left to do, so Lin Fang simply arrived at the law firm earlier.

When I got out of the elevator, it was not even working hours, and only one of the three front desk ladies came, Qi Muyao, who was cleaning the front desk.

The law firm has a cleaning service, and it is cleaned every day. It is just out of habit that the hygiene of the work area, everyone will clean it again.

Qi Muyao was wearing a dark blue suit skirt, the white shirt was bulging high under the open hem, and she kept shaking as she wiped the table top.

Lin Fang glanced at it twice and then withdrew his gaze. Now that he has paid the high hanging free card, he doesn't dare to look at it any more.

He staggered his eyes and was about to enter the door, but on the side of the door, he saw a small figure squatting there.

Lin Fang took a closer look and saw that it was Shi Xiaolu wearing a blue and white sports uniform.

"Xiaolu, why are you here?"

"elder brother!"

Shi Xiaolu stood up and rushed towards Lin Fang, then slowed down halfway through the rush, glanced at him cautiously, lowered his head and stopped.

"When I came, I saw her squatting in the corner. I opened the door and told her to go in and wait, but she didn't want to. I gave her water, but she didn't drink it. When I asked her anything, she didn't say anything, and kept keeping it. A pose, at least half an hour!"

After wiping the table top, Qi Muyao lay down on it, shared with Lin Fang what she had found, and looked at Shi Xiaolu curiously.

Lin Fang couldn't help but glanced at Qi Muyao again, feeling that she was going too far.

Relying on my 36D, I don't know modesty at all, and I put it directly on the table. What is this for?

Looking back, Lin Fang took Shi Xiaolu's little hand and asked, "Have you had breakfast?"

Shi Xiaolu shook his head, looked at the set of breakfast that Lin Fang was holding in his hand, and said nothing.

Lin Fang smiled dumbly, stuffed Shi Xiaolu with the breakfast in his hand, and said, "Take it first, don't rush to eat it..."

Originally wanting to take Shi Xiaolu to the office, Lin Fang glanced at the left side, his heart moved, and he asked Qi Muyao, "Sister Yaoyao, is our staff restaurant open?"

Qi Muyao smiled and nodded and said, "Of course the door is open! Mr. Peng is a restless man. After the morning exercise, he will come over if he has nothing to do. However, there are not many things that the old man prepares in the morning, and they are generally not for sale. You can't go there. Must be able to get breakfast."

"I had breakfast."

Lin Fang explained with a smile and said, "I'm just afraid that these breakfasts are not enough for this child, so I want to buy her something else by the way. No matter what, I'll go down and buy her some milk and bread later."

"I have a phone here, and everything from the convenience store downstairs can be delivered... Wait for me to find it!"

Qi Muyao leaned over and looked for it. Maybe there were too many things at the front desk. She searched for a while, but couldn't find it.

Lin Fang originally wanted to say no, but his eyes fell behind Qi Muyao, his eyes fixed, the words stuck in his throat, and he didn't say it.

A dark blue suit skirt, the matching skirt is the kind of tight skirt that is cut to about two inches above the knee.

When standing upright, it is full of the sophistication of women in the workplace, but when leaning over, it looks more seductive than a hip-packed skirt.

The feeling that he knew he shouldn't watch more, but he couldn't help but want to take a peek.

"Ah, found it! Here it is!"

Qi Muyao searched for a long time before she found the business card, and her forehead was slightly sweaty. She wiped her forehead lightly and handed the business card to Lin Fang, but noticed that his eyes seemed to be thrown back just after he took it back.

After being stunned for a while, Qi Muyao immediately thought of the posture she had just now, and couldn't help but blushed. She quickly put the business card into Lin Fang's hand, and lowered her head to pretend to pack up.

As soon as she leaned over, Qi Muyao's body froze. If she didn't know how to do this action, it would have been fine, but she knew that Lin Fang had just peeked at him, and when she did this action again, she was deliberately seducing Lin Fang. .

For a time, she was at a loss where she was, and she didn't know what to do.

"Cough...Thank you, Sister Yaoyao!"

Seeing Qi Muyao's stiff behavior, Lin Fang didn't know that what he had just peeked had been discovered by the client, he thanked him, and hurriedly pulled Shi Xiaolu away.

On the way, Shi Xiaolu said quietly, "Brother, do you like big ones?"

"What's the big deal?"

"Here, and here."

"…"

Lin Fang protected his chest and buttocks, and looked at Shi Xiaolu, who had just patted him twice, but his face remained unchanged. For a moment, he was a little speechless.

This bear boy!

Lin Fang seriously felt that Shi Xiaolu's lack of family education was a bit excessive.

How can a little girl be so calm when talking about this kind of topic, and move her hands and feet, it's outrageous!

Lin Fang felt that he had to help Shi Xiaolu establish a correct concept of men and women.

After entering the staff restaurant, Lin Fang randomly found a place for Shi Xiaolu to sit down, he looked at Shi Xiaolu with a serious face, and said, "I have something to tell you, you eat first, and we will talk while we eat. "

"Oh."

Shi Xiaolu nodded, put the soy milk in front of him, held the steamed bun in both hands, took a few bites, stuffed a small mouth full, chewed a few times, and then got in front of the straw and sucked lightly. took a sip.

Lin Fang bought freshly ground soy milk, which was thicker. Shi Xiaolu only took a small sip, but she was reluctant to drink it. She spit out the straw, but accidentally brought out a few drops of soy milk and hung it on the corner of her lips. She was busy. With that, his mouth was full of bun stuffing again, and he didn't have time to worry about it for a while.

Let Shi Xiaolu say while eating, originally to save time, but Lin Fang sees her like this, she has a lot of energy, but eight or nine points are devoted to eating and drinking, so why would she care about what she said.

Lin Fang glanced at Shi Xiaolu helplessly, and said, "Forget it, you can eat it first, and we'll talk about it later. I'll go and see if there is anything else to eat in the cafeteria. If not, I can only order takeout."

"Brother, don't bother, I can eat anything!"

Shi Xiaolu managed to swallow a mouthful of steamed buns, and looked at Lin Fang with a well-behaved face.

If she hadn't noticed the soy milk at the corner of her mouth when she wasn't talking, and stuck out her little tongue to lick it, it would have been very convincing.

Lin Fang glanced at her and said, "Since you said that, then I'll call you for bread!"

"It's okay to take out food in my restaurant, and calling for bread is too much, right?"

Lin Fang heard someone talking, and when he turned around, he happened to meet the cheerful old man Peng Zi Lin Peng.

He held the big cigarette bag that never left his body, and said to Lin Fang with a smile: "This little girl is your sister, right? It's such a good thing to eat, it's a blessing! For the sake of your sister, you are here with me. For breakfast, I will only charge you the cost price. This morning, there are cold noodles with chicken shreds, glutinous rice eggs, Ma Yuan, oil glutinous rice cakes, glass shaomai, chicken soup chaoshou, and a pot of freshly marinated tea eggs. What would you like to eat? ?"

Goo!

Just listening to Mr. Peng reporting the name of the dish, Lin Fang couldn't help drooling a little.

He had heard Qi Muyao say that Mr. Peng's restaurant did not sell breakfast, and he thought he couldn't buy anything to eat.

Unexpectedly, Shi Xiaolu's face is big, and he actually let Mr. Peng open the door and open the door of convenience.

"Father, can I order one of each... try two?"

"Two of each? Hehe..."

Peng Zilin smiled a little strangely. He stuffed the cigarette bag into his mouth and didn't light it. He just said casually: "It's okay to light it, but I have a rule here. You can't leave anything left, you can't pack it, and you can't leave until you've finished eating. !"

"No problem! Old man, please serve!"

Lin Fang wasn't sure about his appetite, but he was very confident in Shi Xiaolu's.

This little girl has the potential to be a big stomach king.

"That's what you said! Don't be fooled!"

"Don't worry, old man!"

"Okay!"

Peng Zilin slapped his hand, called the waiter, and said, "Chicken shredded cold noodles, mashed eggs, Ma Yuan, oily glutinous rice cakes, glass shaomai, and chicken soup chopsticks. It's the same, and there is no need for a large portion, just the middle portion. Yes. Now, tea eggs, the top four."

The waiter looked at Lin Fang, Shi Xiaolu, and Peng Zilin, and said, "Father, if you order so much, it's basically a staple food. If you can't finish it, it's a waste! You're not always the most annoying person. Wasting food?"

"Don't worry, it can't be wasted..."

Peng Zilin smiled, looked at Lin Fang, and said in a meaningful way: "If someone dares to waste it with me, I will stuff it into his stomach. Have you ever seen a duck in Beijing? Put the food in your mouth, The kind that stabs with chopsticks directly into the throat!"

The waiter shuddered when he heard it, nodded again and again, and hurried to serve the dishes.

Lin Fang heard this, but he didn't feel anything at all.

Just kidding, with Shi Xiaolu around, there are still people who would worry about wasting food?

After a while, all the food was served.

Shi Xiaolu heard that there were so many delicious food, so she had already speeded up the speed, and she ate all the buns.

That is to say, the soy milk is too fragrant and mellow, and she has been controlling the speed, taking only a small sip each time, which is barely a little left.

Now that the dishes were ready, she looked at Lin Fang expectantly, just waiting for him to take the first bite.

Lin Fang divided the seven kinds of food on the table, three quarters on one side and one quarter on the other.

Seeing Lin Fang's move to share the food, Peng Zilin put a sneer on his face, but he didn't stop it, but looked at Lin Fang, somewhat unkind.

Lin Fang kept one-fourth of the share in front of him, pushed three-quarters of the share in front of Shi Xiaolu, patted her little head, and said, "Eat, if it's not enough for a while, tell me. If the old man asks us to order more, I will order a few more for you. If not, I will divide you some more."

What?

Did I hear it right?

Peng Zilin's cigarette bag in his mouth almost fell to the ground. He took a deep breath and looked at Shi Xiaolu in disbelief.

He couldn't imagine that Shi Xiaolu was so small and small that he could eat three-quarters of the food on the table.

Besides, he had seen it before, Shi Xiaolu had eaten four fist-sized buns and drank a cup of soy milk.

In the morning, the stomach did not open, and an adult felt that he had enough after eating so much.

Shi Xiaolu is so small, not to mention eating so much, he has to eat one and a half servings of cold noodles with shredded chicken, mashed eggs, hemp balls, fried glutinous rice cakes, UU reading www.uukanshu.com glass simmered wheat, chicken soup chaoshou , plus three tea eggs!

Isn't she afraid of bursting her stomach after eating so much?

The key point is, listening to Lin Fang's tone, she may not be able to eat enough!

Is your stomach a bottomless pit?

"Uh-huh!"

Shi Xiaolu nodded vigorously and looked at Lin Fang without blinking: "Brother eat first!"

"Okay, I'll eat first!"

Lin Fang rubbed Shi Xiaolu's head. Except for the lack of family education in some places, this girl is really a good and sensible child.

He first pulled the cold noodles with shredded chicken to the front, took a bite and put it in his mouth.

The color of cucumber, mung bean sprouts, shredded chicken, shredded green onion, and crushed peanuts is attractive. The red oil at the bottom of the bowl has the aroma of chicken soup. Mix it with cold noodles, stir well, and take a bite in your mouth. Crispy, sour, spicy, cool, and well-defined taste, wake up the drowsy taste buds.

tasty!

Lin Fang felt refreshed after the first sip.

After chewing and swallowing three or two bites, Lin Fang took another glass of shaomai.

With one bite, the teeth cut through the tough outer skin, pierced through the elastically pressed glutinous rice, and bit into the three-fat and seven-thin fresh pork filling at the center.

As the meat filling exploded, the overflowing gravy didn't have time to escape, it was absorbed by the sweet and fragrant glutinous rice, and then all the fragrance was sealed by the outermost skin, all spreading in the mouth.

delicious!

Then taste a crispy outer, sweet and glutinous sesame inside, eat a piece of oily glutinous rice cake with salty pepper, match it with a moderately salty tea egg, and drink a sip of the chicken soup in your hand, you just feel that your life is complete.

This breakfast is so comfortable!