I’m Not a Scumbag

Behind the first door, there was only one door. Lin Fang pushed open the door and entered, and saw a total of six doors from left to right.

At this moment, he was standing in a corridor, looking at the six wooden doors, a little confused.

Every door looks the same, ordinary and featureless.

How did you choose?

Oops, it seems like you have a difficult choice!

Looking at the almost identical six wooden doors, he wanted to quickly enter the door and ran away to hide from the quiet Lin Fang, but was stuck in place.

It's over, I seem to be stuck with a bug!

Before Lin Fang could make a choice, Fang Lingxian also opened the door and entered the corridor.

She looked at the other side subconsciously, and when she saw the situation clearly, she almost laughed.

God help me too!

She always knew that Lin Fang had difficulty in choosing, but it wasn't particularly serious. As long as he didn't put things of almost the same grade or color in front of him, he could make a choice quickly.

But the current situation is exactly the necessary and sufficient condition to make Lin Fang difficult to choose.

Such a good opportunity is right in front of you. If you don't tease him, I'm just sorry for the tears that my mother has shed these days after breaking up!

Fang Lingxian stared at Lin Fang with a smile, and asked in a very gentle tone, "Lin Fang, which door do we enter?"

"Hi...Which one do I enter? I...I choose..."

Lin Fang flicked the six almost identical wooden doors with his fingers, clicked back and forth a few times, and finally put it down in a slump.

What to choose, I don't choose!

"Would you like to come in here?"

"Okay!"

Lin Fang was granted amnesty, and decisively followed the direction of Fang Lingxian's finger, and was about to open the door and enter, but Fang Lingxian suddenly pulled him back.

He was staggered by the pull, and unconsciously crashed into Fang Lingxian's arms.

Although her body was soft, Lin Fang didn't have time to feel it. Fang Lingxian's chin was pushed against his forehead, and it was very painful!

"What are you doing..."

Gudu!

The complaint that almost blurted out was suppressed by Lin Fang's saliva.

calm down! She is a martial arts champion! National Martial Arts Champion!

I heard that the Beidong sisters, who are tall and majestic, have a very harmonious family relationship.

In the past, Lin Fang thought it was all a joke. Now, thinking about his situation, he especially wanted to smile politely and apologize to the Beidong men to ease his inner embarrassment.

Fifty steps with a hundred steps, do you think it's embarrassing?

If you scold you, you will be beaten.

Can't beat it.

The only hope is that the Women's Federation can do justice. If the Women's Federation can't handle it, then it's fine.

Beating is kissing, scolding is love.

Just bear with it and let it pass... right?

Thinking of those Beidong gentlemen, Lin Fang felt that his jaw didn't hurt as much.

"Then choose this one?"

"Okay...cough..."

Lin let go of his consciousness and agreed, and he planned to open the door, but his senses went online in a trance, causing him to stop.

Turning back, Lin Fang just had a smirk on Fang Lingxian's face. She was like a little fox who stole a hen, and her eyes almost narrowed with laughter.

What's more, she stretched out her hands, obviously planning to "pull him" at a critical moment.

"Oh! Why didn't you go in?"

Fang Lingxian was very sorry to see Lin Fang stop halfway.

It's rare to have a chance to tease your ex-boyfriend. Before you can get enough of it, the game is over. It's really not fun!

Click!

The door behind the two was opened, and Huang Linlin rushed in. Seeing that Lin Fang and Fang Lingxian were still here, she unconsciously patted her little chest and let go of her heart.

"Hey! It's so nice! King, it's so nice that you are still here!"

Huang Linlin hurried to Lin Fang's side, took his arm again, hugged him tightly, and then went to check the six doors in front of her.

Soon, she found that the six doors were almost identical, and it was difficult to choose, so she couldn't help but feel even more fortunate.

The door behind him didn't know what was wrong. It couldn't be opened for a long time. Huang Linlin was anxious to call the game administrator.

If it weren't for the fact that the six doors were almost the same, Lin Fang and Fang Lingxian were stuck here with no clue, and she would have almost been thrown off by the two of them... No, it should have been almost thrown off by that woman.

It must be her fault!

Humph, it's time to show my real skills of Huang Linlin!

Huang Linlin said to Lin Fang with a smile: "King, don't you know which door to choose? According to my years of gaming experience, don't panic when you encounter a maze, take a picture with your mobile phone first... Bah! Bah! That... choose the left side. That's right, the door on the far left!"

"left?"

Lin Fang's eyes lit up, he finally heard what he wanted to hear most, and also the most certain answer.

"busy body!"

Fang Lingxian gritted her teeth and gave Huang Linlin a sideways look. She had done all the tricks on the doorknob, and this little hoof could still catch up.

If I had known earlier, I shouldn't have teased Lin Fang a second time.

In the current situation, it is obviously more suitable to get rid of the small tail behind.

Fang Lingxian was a little annoyed, but regret was useless, it was too late.

She always thought about what to do, and she didn't have so many twists and turns in her heart. If she could think a few more steps, it wouldn't be her.

Now she can only accept the end of their alone time, and continue to maintain a **** without embarrassment or embarrassment.

"Uh-huh!"

Huang Linlin nodded her head vigorously and assured: "Don't worry, I'm very lucky, listen to me, that's right!"

Lin Fang behaved like a stream, decisively opened the door of the secret room on the far left, and walked in.

Huang Linlin grabbed Lin Fang's arm and planned to follow, but Fang Lingxian grabbed her collar and pulled her back.

"What are you doing..."

"No, let's go together."

Fang Lingxian smiled and had a very kind expression.

"Humph! Childish! I don't know the same thing as you!"

Huang Linlin consciously defeated Fang Lingxian once again, and she was very generous in her heart. With a sense of superiority as a winner, she didn't care so much, and chose to enter the door with Fang Lingxian.

Behind the door are three more doors. Fortunately, this time the doors are of the same style but different colors, which made Lin Fang slightly relieved.

Left red, middle yellow, right green.

Then there's no need to choose, let's go green!

"Wait a moment!"

Seeing that Lin Fang was about to enter the green door, he didn't know what was going on in his mind. Fang Lingxian stepped forward to stop him and said angrily, "I don't allow you to green me, nor the yellow one. Enter the one on the left!"

Lin Fang: "!!"

It's really hammered! You are indeed my ex-girlfriend!

Fang Lingxian's words contained a lot of information, but Lin Fang still accurately captured important information.

Could it be... I broke up with her because I almost greened her... I'm really a scum...

Bah Bah!

I didn't do it, what's my business? Why should I feel guilty?

I do not know anything!

"cut!"

Huang Linlin, who came in right behind, wanted to laugh a little, she felt that Fang Lingxian was simply inexplicable.

"Hey! Hey! This lady! Although I also think that I should enter the red door, your words are very problematic. What do you mean that we are not allowed to green you? You are not our King's girlfriend, and no one is green. You, are you a little…feeling too good about yourself?"