I’m Not a Scumbag

Luo Qingyu took Lin Fang around for a walk. She didn't buy a single item of her own, but bought a bag on the left and a bag on the right for Lin Fang.

The key is that Lin Fang didn't know anything, he didn't sell any clothes, and he didn't know what he was buying.

Going down another floor, Luo Qingyu finally dragged Lin into a trendy brand store selling clothes.

This large-scale shopping mall is quite special. The difference from other homes is that they go up from the first floor. Their home goes down from the top floor. The top floor is flush with the street outside, and it goes down one floor at a time.

It is said that the boss of the trend is from Yucheng. He is used to the 5D magic architectural style of Yucheng where the first floor of my house is the top floor of your house, and a shopping mall with this style is specially built.

The style that is common in Yucheng is quite special in Jincheng. Perhaps it is because of this that the trend has inherited the popularity of Longjiu Mall, which has set a record as soon as it opened.

Entering the fashion brand store, Lin Fang let Luo Qingyu pick and choose clothes, he sat on the sofa, took out his mobile phone and looked at it boringly.

Lin Fang had just sat down for less than two minutes, and was flipping to the WeChat voice message sent by Meng Zuer. Before he could open the door, a girl in a JK school uniform ran in and ran in front of Lin Fang with her ponytails swaying, her eyes blinking. Ye blinked at Lin Fang, and flashed his phone to ask for WeChat: "Little brother, can you add a WeChat?"

In other cities, when you see a girl dressed like this, everyone knows that the other party is only a teenager. It may be a high school student, a junior high school student, or a vocational student.

But in this place in Jincheng, there are too many evil spirits, even if the other party is thirty years old, it is difficult to tell.

Maybe it's because the water and soil in Jincheng are so good that the local girls have excellent skin quality. Even if they are over 30 years old, JK wears a school uniform, a dozen foundations, a plain makeup, and a naturally petite figure. Tone, without waiting for each other to remove makeup and have breakfast together, it is difficult to tell the true age of each other.

Some people are too evil. Even if the other party removes makeup, they can't tell their actual age. Maybe only by looking at the other party's ID card, they can know how old the other party is.

Lin Fang has always treated the girl's request to add WeChat equally: adding it is over.

He glanced at it and decided to refuse.

In fact, the other party is of a decent length, with a round face and a broad mind. Unfortunately, the foundation is not very good. There are a lot of spots on his face, and the layers of foundation can't cover it up. The real situation can be imagined.

"Sorry, he has a dog."

Without waiting for Lin Fang to speak, Luo Qingyu, who had been picking clothes a second ago, ran over in a blink of an eye, blocked directly in front of Lin Fang, pushed away the other party's phone with a blank expression, and said coldly, "Go and find it. Someone else!"

"Is that so?"

The little girl looked at Luo Qingyu regretfully, then looked at Lin Fang again, and said, "Little brother, you are so pitiful, if you are with me, you will not lack nutrition. Goodbye, little brother, goodbye by fate. !"

"Stop!"

Luo Qingyu looked down at the place that the little girl had glanced at when she was leaving, and only then did she realize that she was furious, so she was about to rush over to stop the other party: "Please make it clear to me, stay with me, why are you missing something? Nutritious..."

"Cough..."

Lin Fang grabbed Luo Qingyu, who was too angry, and said, "Others just told the truth, you don't need to be so angry."

Luo Qingyu: (a _ one)! stare!

Luo Qingyu turned her head and stared at Lin Fang, rolling her eyes incessantly. She looked cute and funny.

Lin Fang felt that if it wasn't for his eyes, Luo Qingyu could turn both of his big eyes into whites.

After staring at Lin Fang for a while, Luo Qingyu still didn't see Lin Fang's intention to apologize, but she threw the clothes in his hand on him, and said angrily, "If you can't speak, just flat out! You deserve to have no girlfriend! "

Lin Fang casually tidied up his clothes and said, "I'm really sorry. My ex-girlfriend is trying to get back with me. If it wasn't for the law, I could build a harem. Do you believe it?"

Luo Qingyu: "┓(;??_｀)┏!"

Tired!

How can some people be so shameless?

Also build a harem, build 404!

Oh, bah!

In other words, the two quarreled for a while, and it took five minutes. Ten little girls passed by the door of the store, at least six of them were looking at Lin Fang.

Luo Qingyu felt more and more tired. The two who entered in front of them were all jewelry stores and beauty stores. She had already made up her mind. Basically, she went in and picked up things and came out without much delay.

Because of this, Luo Qingyu really didn't know that Lin Fang was so capable of attracting bees and butterflies.

In this place, there is Lin Fang who is really good-looking, and the reason is in line with women's aesthetics. More Luo Qingyu feels that it is this place where yin is prosperous and yang is declining, and few men are willing to come!

Seeing a lot of girls and suddenly seeing a guy, as long as he doesn't look ugly, can accelerate the secretion of hormones in girls, let alone grow up like Lin Fang?

Luo Qingyu felt that there was no longer any delay, it was better to buy it as soon as possible and leave.

Otherwise, Lin Fang could really drag a dozen girls to the bar.

The more Luo Qingyu thought about it, the more reasonable it became. Two people could have a good time with one set of magic dragon suits. If Lin Fang was to bring a dozen girls, wouldn't it have to be half a dozen magic dragon suits?

A set of 188,000, half a dozen is...

Damn it!

Lin Fang, you are so treacherous!

Luo Qingyu glared at Lin Fang, feeling that she saw through his conspiracy, he just couldn't see himself taking so much money from him, so he wanted to spend it all for himself!

Insidious, shameless!

"Here, this one, and this one, go and change it!"

"I don't like wearing leather clothes, it's too tight and uncomfortable to wear..."

"I'll ask you to change it! If you don't change it, then I won't ask you to be a magician. Let's drink draft beer at the food stalls!"

"...Okay, I'll change, I'll change!"

Is it alright to change the Shenlong set for draft beer?

The high consumption of 188,000 has suddenly turned into a food stall of 188. This gap is more than a hundred times, a thousand times!

Can't stand it!

Lin Fang took the leather jacket and pants from Luo Qingyu's hand, and walked to the fitting room to change them out.

I have to say, Luo Qingyu's vision is quite accurate. The size of the clothes she chose is just right. Although Lin Fang felt a little tight when wearing it, it was not too tight. It was the kind of tightness that made people feel comfortable. .

Seeing Lin Fang come out, Luo Qingyu's eyes lit up, but it wasn't the end, she opened the jewelry bag she bought earlier, and hung some sequins, chains, and brooches on Lin Fang's body.

Then he took out all kinds of rings and put them on Lin Fang's hand. The most extreme thing was that Luo Qingyu also took two earrings and helped Lin Fang put them on his left ear first, and was about to help Lin Fang put on his right ear. She didn't know what she thought of, but she rolled her eyes, and she took off Lin Fang's left ear stud and put it on his right ear.

After putting it on, Luo Qingyu took two steps back and took a closer look at Lin Fang, feeling not bad, but not yet satisfactory.

She opened the beauty bag containing the cosmetics again and started to help Lin Fang apply grease and powder.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

"Don't move, I'm doing makeup for you!"

"I don't want it! I'm a man, what kind of makeup do I wear?"

"Can you change it? It's okay to wear no makeup, drink draft beer at the food stalls!"

Lin Fang: "..."

Luo Qingyu, you bastard!

I'm taking advantage of you. Is it easy for me?

My kind of service is comparable to a duck!

Forget it, it's all here, it's not the last step!

Lin Fang tried his best to convince himself, he closed his eyes, and he said, "You can draw!"

"Hey-hey…"

Luo Qingyu smiled smugly, feeling that she had successfully caught Lin Fang's braid.

She actually didn't quite understand it. Lin Fang obviously won a lot of money in underground casinos, and he also had a lot of money on WeChat before. How could he be so stingy and take advantage?

Maybe... that's why the rich are rich, and why I'm still a pauper?

Luo Qingyu didn't think about it, so she didn't continue to think about it. She happily continued to help Lin Fang with makeup.

First help Lin Fang to make a base, then apply makeup, trim his eyebrows, remove the stray hairs, and then paint a few strokes to make the eyebrows more stylish, and outline the lips a few times. Lin Fang's diamond-shaped lips are already very attractive. Apply a lip liner, but thicken it slightly.

The **** thick lips are irresistible, and there is an urge to kiss or even take a bite.

Twenty minutes later, Luo Qingyu took two steps back, casually threw the brushes into the cosmetic bag, and carefully admired his masterpiece.

Perfect!

She stayed by the side all the time, looking at the clerk of the fashion brand that Luo Qingyu helped Lin Fang to dress up.

"Wow! It's so handsome!"

"Little brother was originally handsome, but when he dressed up like this, he was so radiant, like a star!"

"That's it! He's still that kind of super-handsome big star, so good-looking! I want to marry!"

The corners of Luo Qingyu's mouth were originally only slightly upturned, but when she heard the compliments from the shop assistants, the curvature of the corners of her mouth became larger and larger, and she could hardly help laughing wildly.

Do you see it? Do you see it?

This is my Luo Qingyu's clothing and makeup skills, isn't it amazing?

Hmph, Lin Fang, a guy with only six or seven points in appearance, was turned into a perfect handsome man by me, praise me, praise me quickly!

Just as Luo Qingyu squinted his eyes, ready to continue listening to the compliments from the shopkeepers...

Suddenly, a clerk noticed the earring that Lin Fang was wearing on his right ear, and couldn't help but say, "My little brother is handsome, but it's a pity, we can't marry, look at his right ear..."

Luo Qingyu: Surprised!

"Cough! Cough, cough! Then what, pay for it!"

Luo Qingyu coughed a few times and abruptly interrupted the clerk's words. She hurriedly paid the money, dragged Lin Fang and ran away.

What a joke!

I created such a perfect sportsman, I haven't used it yet, how can I let those little hooves grab the first place, of course I want to keep them all out!

What else, a more straightforward oath than the right ear stud?

Anyway, Lin Fang doesn't know what it means to wear an ear stud on the right ear!

Little girl, I almost ruined my grandmother's affairs!

Luo Qingyu dragged Lin Fang and ran for a while, and she kept letting out a long sigh of relief.

Lin Fang frowned slightly, feeling a little unhappy.

He felt that he might have been fooled.

The set of magic dragon chips that Luo Qingyu opened up was like a carrot hanging in front of a donkey, you could see it, but you couldn't eat it.

For the sake of a set of divine dragons, Lin Fang gave in step by step, and he gave in too much.

"Lin Fang, let's go to the next place."

"I will not go."

Luo Qingyu pulled Lin Fang, but did not pull, she smiled and said, "Shenlong Tao..."

"I don't drink anymore."

Lin Fang folded his arms and looked at Luo Qingyu with a playful smile.

"Hey? No... how can you stop drinking?"

"Well. I'm too tired to drink."

"…"

Luo Qingyu forced a smile and said, "I swear, this is the last place, this is the last place, I'll take you to have a haircut, and after that, you'll definitely be the prettiest kid in the audience!"

"Where to get your hair done?"

"What place? Of course it's a hairdresser!"

"Oh, I thought it was your house."

"Don't give me skin!"

Luo Qingyu gave Lin Fang a blank look, of course she wanted to take Lin Fang to her house, but not now.

She wants to take Lin Fang to the bar, to blind the audience, and to let everyone know that such a beautiful cub belongs to her!

The old lady spent so much money and thought to dress up such a perfect handsome boy. Can you do it without going out?

As long as the old lady seizes the opportunity to take off his ear studs, I will be the richest girl in the audience!

Wow ha ha ha ha…

Luo Qingyu almost didn't salivate when she thought of the proud part.

"I'm not skinny, I'm leaving!"

"etc!"

Luo Qingyu became ruthless, and said, "Two sets! Two sets of Shenlong sets, right?"

Lin Fang glanced at Qingyu in vain, and said, "Have I told you that I am allergic to alcohol? I can't finish one set of yours. What's the use of having more sets?"

Luo Qingyu smiled confidently and said, "You are not necessarily allergic to alcohol, maybe it's just beer? Have you ever drunk red wine? What about foreign wine? Champagne is definitely not. Champagne is not intoxicating."

You look like a scumbag, you look like a scumbag... you look like a scumbag!

Have I ever drank red wine or foreign wine?

Lin Fang thought about it carefully, but he really didn't have an impression.

In my memory, every time he got drunk, it was because he was drunk by drinking beer, and he basically poured it into one cup.

Could it be that I'm not allergic to alcohol, but to beer?

etc!

Is this what I'm talking about? What I want to discuss is attitude!

You have to coax me well and make me satisfied!

I let you be at your mercy before, I just watch you pretend to be coercive, watch your all kinds of thoughts, and now it's time for me to control you!

Lin Fang smiled and stared at Luo Qingyu until she had goosebumps all over her body, and then slowly said: "There are so many sets of dragons, just the two of us to play, if we can't play, I'll call two more people. .Or...you make me happy, one set is fine, I don't call anyone."

Why does auntie coax you...

Forget it, for the sake of money, I'll coax it...

Just a moment!

Luo Qingyu took a deep breath, tried her best to squeeze out a smile, and said, "Lin Fang, good Lin Fang, can someone massage you? Give you a good massage and relax!"

"It's too fake to laugh, I'm not happy."

Your sister!

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