I’m Not a Scumbag

The four people sat around the table, Gu Pengfei saw Fang Youxi took the red wine that had been prepared a long time ago and poured it into the wine glass, as if he was about to greet everyone to start the meal, he couldn't help but touched Fang Youxi lightly.

"what?"

Fang Youxi glared at Gu Pengfei with a bad face, and shouted: "Have you not kneeled on durians for a while, your knees are itchy, your skin is tight, and you need me to loosen it for you?"

It's a familiar recipe, and it's a familiar taste.

Maybe this is love, right?

Facing Fang Youxi's threat, Gu Pengfei shuddered subconsciously, but he was rarely afraid, but felt a little warm, he smiled and said, "Wife, didn't I see that everyone is missing? Let's not wait. Father-in-law and mother-in-law are they?"

Fang Youxi didn't expect Gu Pengfei to care about her parents, and her face looked a lot better, but her tone was still a little impatient, she said: "they are so old, why do you need to worry about them? Don't worry, hungry. No, it is said that my mother is an old sister who has known each other for many years to marry her daughter. They went to have a wedding party. They passed by early this morning, and they may not be back until lunch tomorrow. "

Gu Pengfei calculated it silently, and couldn't help but say, "Doesn't that mean you have to eat four full meals?"

"laugh……"

Fang Youxi sneered, gave Gu Pengfei a blank look, and said, "Why, do you have an opinion? How about I give you the phone and you call my parents back so they don't take advantage of it?"

I just want to complain, I have no opinion, how dare I...

Gu Pengfei laughed dryly, pretending not to hear Fang Youxi's provocation, and hurriedly greeted: "Come, come, eat vegetables, eat vegetables, everyone, come and **** craft."

When Lin Fang heard this, the hand holding the chopsticks paused for a moment, and then reached out to the sauerkraut fish.

When he was cooking this dish, he felt that the sauerkraut had some tricks.

The pickled cabbage should have been instructed by an expert. The pickled cabbage is freshly fished out of the pickle jar. The water in the pickle jar is very well maintained. Pleasant, different from the sauerkraut that is somewhat stinky in ordinary people, and it does not have the pungent smell of finished sauerkraut in bags.

A good pickled cabbage, paired with grass carp with thick meat and less thorns, can make a delicious pickled fish even if the cooking skills are poor. Spicy, delicious and delicious.

Lin Fang took a piece of fish and was about to try his craft, but he felt his foot was stepped on, and he knew by feeling that it was his sister-in-law... Fang Lingxian.

Straight guys and girls go to dinner together, just simply go to eat.

Straight guys accompany girls to dinner just to express themselves.

Lin Fang understood the hint of Fang Lingxian's kick, he sighed secretly, and was a little reluctant, but he could only put the fish face meat he caught in Fang Lingxian's bowl, and said hypocritically: "Xianxian, fish The flesh of the face is the most tender and delicious, and there is no thorn yet, so eat more!"

evil!

nausea!

After all, I became the person I hated the most. Being a man is really hard.

Fang Lingxian breathed a sigh of relief secretly. She was really worried that Lin Fang would only eat for himself and leave her behind. In this case, with the shrewdness of her cousin Fang Youxi, she would be able to see through it in minutes.

It's just that Lin Fang understands so well, and Fang Lingxian's heart can't help stirring up a wave, so that she looks at Lin Fang with a little more tenderness.

Lin Fang, you still know me so well...

I don't need to say it, just a small gesture of mine, you can understand what I'm thinking.

It's like this, probably because you can't let me go, right?

Fang Lingxian didn't go far after she left the bar last time. She hid in the dark and waited for a long time.

She was disappointed that she couldn't wait for Lin Fang to catch up.

But what can be done?

The pride and self-esteem of the girl made Fang Lingxian shameless and pretended nothing happened, so she went back to find Lin Fang.

All she can do is just keep silently guarding the door and hiding in the dark when her heart is getting more and more disappointed. She can only look at him one last time when Lin Fang comes out and give herself an explanation for the past. Draw a period.

But who would have thought that Huang Tian paid off, Fang Lingxian finally waited for Lin Fang to come out, but saw that he was holding Meng Zuer's hand, and her wounded heart was stabbed again.

Before she could leave silently to lick the wound, she then discovered that behind Lin Fang and Meng Zuer, there were actually a few men chasing them out.

How could Fang Lingxian endure, she is a dignified martial arts coach, a national champion, with a fist as big as a sand bowl, and a few squeaks in one punch, she is not willing to touch a single hair of Lin Fang, how can she allow others to do something to Lin Fang?

Feeling angry, worried, and loving, mixed with the mother's love of protecting the calf, Fang Lingxian almost didn't even think about it, and she chased after them directly.

In order not to let Lin Fang find out, after she beat these people, she did not allow them to make a sound, until Lin Fang took Meng Zuer away, and she let go of those little rotten eyes.

That day, Fang Lingxian looked at the direction Lin Fang and Meng Zuer left, and stood alone for a long time...for a long time...

She once thought that Lin Fang was everything to her, and the man she would take care of all her life.

He is her heaven, her earth, her everything.

She is willing to give everything for him.

But so what?

That day, her sky collapsed, the ground collapsed, and everything was gone.

After that day, Fang Lingxian never saw Lin Fang again, nor did he speak on the phone.

Once, she couldn't help it, so she took the initiative to call Lin Fang, and as soon as Lin Fang opened her mouth, her forehead buzzed.

Wu Lu, law firm, urgent matter... These keywords are combined, Fang Lingxian knows without thinking that Lin Fang is using himself as an excuse, not knowing which shameless little hoof he is dealing with.

At that moment, Fang Lingxian only felt that all his thoughts were in despair, and the courage that he managed to muster was like the sea water at low tide.

If Lin Fang hadn't finished using her, he hung up the phone without asking "How are you doing?" Fang Lingxian wouldn't call back if he said anything.

When the phone was connected again, Fang Lingxian's face was very tough, but the moment she opened her mouth, the tears couldn't stop and fell from her eyes.

The grievances in my heart can be tolerated wherever they are.

The calmer Fang Lingxian was on the phone, the more intense the tears flowed.

At that time, Fang Lingxian swore to himself secretly in his heart: This is the last time I take the initiative to look for you, from now on, you and I will not owe each other, I will never see you again, and I will no longer be cheap!

But the strength that can be held up is stronger than that of paper?

Talking, Fang Lingxian couldn't help but act like a spoiled child, and couldn't help but say how much he missed Lin Fang, just because Lin Fang was silent in the previous moment and stopped talking.

Fang Lingxian seemed to have lost her soul, desperately trying to please Lin Fang and let him talk to her, even if it was just one sentence, even if it was just one word, she would feel much better and more comfortable.

Fortunately, Lin Fang soon told her the truth and made Fang Lingxian realize that her love was too heavy and too stressful for Lin Fang. When Lin Fang was with her, he was more afraid than love. .

This stereotype is difficult to change.

The identity and glory of the national martial arts champion cannot be erased, and the job of a martial arts coach cannot be easily dismissed.

Fang Lingxian could only talk softly to Lin Fang, act coquettishly, and try to muddle through.

She thought it was effective at the time. After all, Lin Fang said "another day", but the so-called "another day" was changed...to the present.

Fang Lingxian picked up the fish face meat that Lin Fang put into her bowl, and put it into her mouth with a happy face, but in her heart, she couldn't tell whether she was sad or sad.

The question of love is really hard to do!

Fang Lingxian's complicated mood was diluted a lot at the moment when the fish meat entered.

The soup wrapped around the fish was sour and delicious, spicy and delicious, and almost immediately stimulated her mouth to secrete a lot of juice, and then rolled into her stomach together.

After chewing a little, the freshness of the fish meat is even more delicious under the background of the soup soaked in it. It is really indescribable just using the word "delicious".

"This fish..."

"Delicious, right? Eat more!"

Lin Fang learned to be smart this time. Before Fang Lingxian could finish his sigh, he decisively put the fish face meat he had just caught into his own bowl, and then quickly filled Fang Lingxian with a large piece of fish belly meat to stop her from talking. .

Like fish face meat, fish belly meat is also completely free of fish bones. It is one of the most delicious parts of the fish. The only problem is that the location of the fish belly is usually the place where fat is most likely to accumulate. , usually a little fatter, a little greasy.

So, Lin Fang cleverly put another piece of sauerkraut and fish belly in Fang Lingxian's bowl, and said, "This fish belly is also delicious, but it has to be eaten with sauerkraut. You can try it."

"Then I'll try..."

Fang Lingxian did not refuse. She enjoyed the feeling of being taken care of by Lin Fang. She was very caring, comfortable and heart-warming.

Sure enough, with a little bit of fatty fish belly, wrapped in the soup and neutralized by the sauerkraut, there is a special kind of fatness, that kind of taste, so that Fang Lingxian, who has never liked fatty meat, gave birth to a kind of fat for the first time. The feeling of being in love.

Because it was so delicious, Fang Lingxian couldn't help squinting her eyes. For the first time, because the food was so delicious, she was almost in tears.

"Really delicious!"

Seeing that Lin Fang and Fang Lingxian were singing together, as if they were eating luminous food, and feeling like they were about to burst their clothes in the next second, Fang Youxi couldn't help but glared at Gu Pengfei, and then said with disgust: " What kind of benefits did you promise to them, to let them tout you so hard? Fortunately, my father and my mother are not here, or else you will be more good if you lose my people!"

"I didn't...how could I be that kind of person?"

Gu Pengfei was scolded for being wronged and at a loss.

I just asked Lin Fang to help me get started, and then I just made a few dishes for me...

Wait, a few dishes...

Gu Pengfei's thoughts flashed through his mind. He quickly glanced at the dining table and drew out a few dishes he had made. The rest were all written by Lin Fang from start to finish.

Among them, there is a pickled fish.

Since it's Lin Fang, it should be stronger than me, right?

With this thought in mind, Gu Pengfei decisively took a piece of fish and put it in the bowl. After thinking about it, he scooped two more spoons of fish soup in, took a sip of the soup first, and then ate the fish.

What the hell!

What the hell! What the hell! What the hell!

Gu Pengfei's eyes widened, and he almost stood up.

Lin Fang, you big bastard!

Why do you make so delicious sauerkraut fish, you told me you can't cook? Are you a closed disciple of Mr. Peng? ! !

Must be? ! !

This must be the unique secret of Mr. Peng!

With this skill alone, at least Mr. Peng has a seven-point skill in cooking, which is much better than his stupid apprentices!

The same is to eat, Fang Lingxian can only eat the sauerkraut fish delicious.

Gu Pengfei took a sip and not only tasted delicious, but also tasted the heritage of Sichuan cuisine from Peng Zilin's vein.

He is a serious old eater who eats all over the streets and alleys of Jincheng.

Gu Pengfei does not dare to say that he is proficient in other cuisines, he only dares to say that he understands, but as long as it involves Sichuan cuisine, what kind of disciple is the chef, what ingredients are used, what techniques are used, how much heat is used, and how are they cooked? He could have spoken word for word from beginning to end.

It's just that the skill of cooking really requires talent. Even if Gu Pengfei can copy the master's technique from the beginning to the end, it can be refined to the knife work, to the heat, to the seasoning, and to the final fusion. Immediately go blind!

After so many years, Gu Pengfei Kankan has barely managed to be slightly better than the street shop, for example, Yuxi's cooking skills are far worse, of course... He doesn't know this.

Gu Pengfei always thought that the prodigal wife he married with a lot of money was a complete housework idiot.

Bah!

Bang!

Gu Peng slapped the table fiercely, and was going to find Lin Fang for the theory. Who knows, someone on the side slapped louder than him, shocked him and didn't say anything, and all his words were scared back.

"Okay, Gu Pengfei, this is your real cooking skill, isn't it? Today you want to pick up the old lady, and you have used your real skills. The emotional old lady has been married to you for so many years, and you have been fooling the old lady. I feed pigs!"

Holy crap, can you explain it like that?

Gu Pengfei turned his head to look at Fang Youxi, she ate the delicious food, she was obviously very happy, the chopsticks could not stop for a moment, but she did not forget to hit the table and smash the bench, spit fragrance at him, and threatened him.

Before, Gu Pengfei thought very clearly that since Lin Fang's cooking skills were better than his own, then let him get started, relax for a while, and think about how to use the huge sum of money in his hand, making Fang Youxi's legs weak.

Gu Pengfei thinks about it, Lin Fang's cooking skills are good, and it is estimated that he can barely keep up with the level of New Oriental's graduation, which is a little stronger than before, but not too strong.

Who knows, Lin Fang's product is simply a jerk!

How long has he been in the law firm?

With the temper of the old man Peng, Gu Pengfei didn't think that Lin Fang would have many opportunities to eat and drink.

But in such a short period of time, Lin Fang was able to learn seven points of Master Peng's skills.

To make matters worse, he was also eaten by his own wife. This cooking level left him eight streets away.

I can't carry this pot, I'm sorry brother, I really can't carry this pot!

Gu Pengfei gave Lin Fang a wry smile, pointed at him decisively, and called Qu: "Wife, you have wronged a good man! These dishes are not made by me, but by Brother Lin. What I do is this dish, and this dish still remains. There are a few..."

"Oh! You thought I would believe you... ugh..."

Fang Youxi said that he didn't believe it, but he still tried a few dishes with suspicion. As a result, except for the twice-cooked pork, which was not bad, the preserved eggs were barely edible, and the other dishes were simply pig food among pig food.

She couldn't swallow it and vomited it all out.

Then, Fang Youxi decisively scooped up a bowl of fish soup and drank it a few mouthfuls, which made her feel much more comfortable.

There is no harm without comparison. Seeing Fang Youxi's reaction before and after, Gu Pengfei felt very hurt.

"Wife, the dishes I cook aren't that bad, right? It's too wasteful for you to spit them all out?"

"Heh... What's your level, don't you have anything in your heart? Come and come, if you are not convinced, you should eat these dishes first, and then eat your own cooking, this is pig food!"

Gu Pengfei certainly doesn't believe it. Anyway, he also has more than ten years of cooking experience, and his mind is full of various classic recipes, various master techniques, and even some exclusive secrets, secret seasonings, and mixed spices. He knows every ratio, every step.

That is to say, his actual hands-on ability is a little worse, otherwise, he is a proper world famous chef.

"Humph!"

Gu Pengfei didn't dare to say disbelief in front of Fang Youxi, so he hummed lowly~www.wuxiaspot.com~ After eating a few mouthfuls of Lin Fang's dishes, the taste was really the level of the law firm's canteen, even higher than that of the law firm's canteen. one line.

That is to say, it is a little worse than Mr. Peng's own cooking. Gu Pengfei has worked in the law firm for so many years, and he has eaten the dishes that Mr. Peng personally cooked a few times. Old gluttonous, this only made him rub a few more times.

Most of the employees of the law firm have never eaten the dishes cooked by Mr. Peng himself.

Lin Fang's craftsmanship, to be fair, is really not bad. He has almost obtained the true inheritance of Mr. Peng. What makes Gu Pengfei feel a little puzzled is that the cooking methods of these dishes are somewhat unfamiliar in terms of heat and seasoning.

Compared with the knife, it is much worse.

"Don't just eat delicious food, eat this, and this!"

Where did Fang Youxi allow Gu Pengfei to steal and play tricks, he decisively clipped the dishes he made and put them in his bowl.

"Oh... oh, I eat, eat right away!"

Gu Pengfei recovered from his stupor, took a bite of the food he made, his face changed immediately, and he wanted to spit it out, but seeing Fang Youxi staring at him with a bad face, he didn't dare to spit it out, so he had to chew it hard. After a few moments, he swallowed hard.

"How is it, is pig food delicious?"

"Wife, what are you talking about, how can it be pig food? I admit, Brother Lin's cooking is delicious, but your husband and I are not far behind, right? I don't dare to say that between equals, Brother Lin is the best. Much better than me."

After saying this, Gu Pengfei quickly and quietly bowed his hands to Lin Fang, begging for his understanding.

as long as you are happy!

Lin Fang smiled dumbly and did not explain from beginning to end.

No matter what Gu Pengfei said, he acquiesced.

This trick will be changed by Degu Peng!

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