I’m Not a Scumbag

Lin Fang quickly shrank down, trying to avoid the sight of the female traffic policeman.

He soon discovered that he was overly concerned, and the female traffic policeman didn't even look at the big bull at all, but instead stared at the boys who were riding the electric bikes.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's not for me..."

Lin Fang was almost scared out of a heart attack. Now, when he sees a woman, as long as her face value is above 80, he suspects that she is his ex-girlfriend.

What the **** is going on in this world, are you trying to kill me?

Lin Fang hit the accelerator and blasted the street all the way, finally calming down some of his grievances.

Especially when driving all the way, all the cars let me, for fear of bumping or bumping into me a little bit, that feeling is so cool!

No wonder the dandy in ancient times wanted the left Qing Cang and the right Huang Huang, willing to be a street tiger.

The fly in the ointment is that there are too many people and cars in the urban area, and the speed of the car cannot be increased, so it is impossible to enjoy the joy of fast driving.

Parking the car downstairs in the community, Lin Fang got out of the car and happened to meet an old aunt who used to laugh and ask him if he had a girlfriend. He closed the door and said hello.

"Aunt Li, what about grocery shopping? Help me introduce someone!"

In the past, Lin Fang didn't want to hear the old aunt laugh at him, that's how he gagged her.

Auntie Li smiled awkwardly, and said with a bit of flattery: "Xiao Lin, don't embarrass Auntie. Those girls I know, since I met you, the other blind date partners refuse to meet anyone, and I'm dying of worry. now..."

As she said that, she looked left and right and saw that there was no one around, she took out a red envelope from the vegetable basket and hurriedly put it into Lin Fang's hand, saying, "A little thought, don't be too little. Auntie still has to hang out in the community, If you really want to find someone, go find Aunt Liu, okay?"

what's the situation?

Lin Fang looked at the back of Aunt Li leaving, and then looked at the red envelope in his hand, feeling that making money had never been so easy.

The thickness of the red envelope is not low. Lin Fang opened it and looked at it. It was quite a lot. There was actually 2,000 yuan in it. This Auntie Li really made a lot of money. In order to prevent herself from harming the girl in her hand, she sealed such a big red envelope. …

Bah! Who harmed the girl in her hand?

Didn't you laugh at me and make fun of me before? It's still the kind of sarcasm.

This is only a red envelope, it's not enough, I'll do it again next time!

Lin Fang put away the red envelope and went upstairs happily.

As soon as he entered the door, Lin Fang saw his father and mother sitting on the sofa with sad faces, discussing something.

"Dad, Mom..."

When Lin Fang saw these two, he couldn't help but shuddered, thinking about their tricks to urge marriage.

"Fang Wen, we can only keep one beast at home. Do you think we should keep Xiaobai or you?"

"Lin Fangwen, my colleague's son has children who can play soy sauce. You are still a single dog, do you want to be ashamed?"

"I can tell you, Lin Fangwen, if you are still alone this year, don't go home!"

Seeing these two sitting upright, Lin Fang immediately felt a dull pain in his butt.

He hurriedly used the toughest tone to say the most cowardly request: "Dad, Mom, I can say it first! I'm already such an adult, and I'm embarrassed. After all, we can't do it!"

Lin's father and Lin's mother on the sofa looked at each other, but Lin's mother spoke, and she scolded angrily: "Go away, I don't want to hit you now, I just want to strangle you! You say you, who are you going with? "

Dad Lin was shocked, and quickly said: "Don't follow me! You know who I am, Xiaoying, I, Lin Yonghe, I am strong and clean!"

This is the taste!

Lin Fang let out a long sigh of relief. This is his father and mother. It seems that nothing has changed except that he is younger.

"Bah! What's the matter with you? Don't interrupt me!"

Lin's mother glared at Lin's father, and continued to train Lin Fang: "Lin Fangwen, I really want to ask you, are you Teddy? You have a girlfriend, and it's changing every day! I'm really worried that I won't be tied down one day. , you brought me a few grandsons back! Can you let me live two more days?"

Lin Fang raised the corner of his mouth slightly, revealing a fascinated smile.

Thinking about yesterday, her old man was still urging her to get married, but when she woke up, her attitude took a 180-degree turn.

Now, I am worried that there are too many grandchildren. Why did you go earlier? It doesn't mean that the grandson of my colleague will be soy sauce, don't you want to hug the grandson?

Ah! This is my mother!

"Laugh? You still dare to laugh?"

Seeing that Lin Fang didn't repent, Ma Lin actually dared to laugh at herself. That smile was exactly the same as when she laughed at her own old Lin. She was so angry that she took off her slippers and threw it away.

"Mom, I didn't!"

Lin Fang hurriedly avoided, still wondering, he used to laugh at his mother like this before, and he didn't see what happened, why did it explode today?

"Have you finished yet? Don't you know I'm live streaming? I'm so annoying..."

The second bedroom door was pulled open, and a fresh and cute little girl with cat ear earphones and short ear-length hair rushed out, but as soon as she opened her mouth, it was like a barrage of cannons, shocking the audience.

Seeing that both parents didn't dare to speak, the little girl decided to go back to her room with satisfaction, UU reading www.uukanshu. As soon as com turned his head and saw Lin Fang, he burst out again: "Scumbag, how dare you come back?"

The little girl rushed over with a flying kick. At first glance, she had practiced her strength and speed.

"Stop! Lin Xiaolei, are you going to kill your brother?"

The scene was very chaotic for a time. Dad Lin ran to stop his daughter, and Mom Lin ran to block the gun for his son.

"Mom! Don't protect him! This scumbag, he's scumbags, but he's scumbags to my best friend. How can I get along in school in the future? What if I can't get into college? Do you still have the face to see her?"

Lin Xiaolei was just like a little tiger, she couldn't stop her. Ma Lin was like a hen protecting her calf, she supported her from left to right, closed her eyes and wanted to take care of Lin Fang.

Q: What kind of experience is it to have a cute-looking violent mad sister?

A: Let's fight, I can't bear it. Get beaten, maybe die...

Lin Fang glanced at the gap and slipped back to his room decisively.

"Damn scumbag, don't go, there's something to eat me!"

Oh, woman!

Lin Fang closed the door and locked it, then shook his clothes, sat in front of the desk, picked up a pen, wrote and drew in the notebook, and sorted out his thoughts.

From the current point of view, he should not have been reborn, he just slept.

There is no problem with time, and we are still moving forward to the normal timeline.

I have no problem with myself, and my memory has not gone wrong. It is still a 31-year-old single dog, exuding the fragrance of aristocracy.

But the world has changed!

There are many more ex-girlfriends for no reason, by the way... and one more sister!

After clarifying the relationship between the characters and the time clues, Lin Fang nodded heavily: That's right, I haven't changed, the whole world has changed!