I’m Not a Scumbag

Do it all at once, second time tired, third time exhausted.

After being interrupted, Yan Bingyue had no interest in telling Lin Fang her true identity.

In addition, the data package received was far more than he imagined, and Yan Bingyue also needed a computer to confirm what was in the data package.

"Come on, go back to the hotel."

"Is this gone?"

Lin Fang glanced strangely at Yan Bingyue, who had paid the bill and was about to leave, and then looked down at Yangzhi Ganlu and cheesecake, which were still on the table, with a thoughtful look in his eyes.

Do tofu brain breakfast restaurants make so much money? This kid is really not the usual big-hearted.

Lin was relieved and turned his thoughts, but he didn't delay him asking the waiter for a packing box, and neatly packed and took away the desserts on the table.

Yan Bingyue glanced at Lin Fang in surprise, and said, "Brother Lin Fang, why do I feel that you are so skilled in this movement, do you often do this kind of thing?"

Lin Fang nodded indifferently and said, "My family is poor, so I don't dare to waste it."

I believe in your evil!

You liar, very bad!

Yan Bingyue glanced at the Audemars Piguet watch in Lin Fang's hand, and a hint of doubt appeared on her face.

Heh, do you think I'm the kind of prospective college student who is just about to step into the ivory tower?

I'm not that simple!

This watch, I have seen it online, it is expensive!

Do you rich people just like to play the trick of pretending to be poor?

No, no, not pretending to be poor, or just being stingy. The richer you are, the more stingy you are!

The more Yan Bingyue thought about it, the more reasonable she felt. When she looked at Lin Fang again, her eyes changed, as if she had seen through everything.

So, she deliberately patted Lin Fang's head and said, "Poor, my sister loves you, ask me to ask for anything you haven't eaten in the future, I will feed you full and fat, we can't do it in the future. Picking up leftovers is unsanitary."

When she said that, Lin Fang couldn't help but take a moment to pick up the packing box.

He looked down at the silently lying in the packing box, just left it for a while, a mouthful of untouched dessert, thoughtful.

Your family, call this kind of thing "leftovers"?

Then your family is probably richer than I imagined!

Invisible rich?

I can't imagine the happiness of rich people!

Lin Fang put down the packing box, held Yan Bingyue's hands, and said earnestly, "Okay. That's it, I'll leave it to you for my food problems in the future!"

I wipe!

How can you not play cards according to the routine?

Yan Bingyue felt a little panic in her heart.

What does he mean?

Could he be implying that he wants to marry me?

But I'm still a child, and I haven't finished college yet. Wouldn't it be bad for me to get married too early?

Does the school allow it? Am I going to drop out?

How often do we have children? Whether it's a boy or a girl, what's the name to change...

Just when Yan Bingyue was thinking about it, her face was slightly red, and she couldn't say how moving it was, she suddenly heard a sentence.

Lin Fang said: "I feel ashamed to trouble you every day, otherwise... Is it okay to discount it?"

Discount...discount?

I fold you XX OO!

My heart is cold.

Tired of not loving.

Swish!

Yan Bingyue pulled out her small hand, gave Lin Fang a cold face, and turned away silently.

"Wait for me!"

Lin Fang quickly picked up the packing box and chased after him, saying, "If you think it's too much, you can discount half of it!"

Hehe, man!

Ho, pooh!

...

After returning to the hotel, Yan Bingyue ignored Lin Fang and went directly into her room without giving Lin Fang a chance to speak. She turned around and closed the door, almost hitting Lin Fang on the nose.

"It's so stingy."

Lin Fang touched his nose and muttered: "The old saying is true, talking about money hurts feelings. It seems that I can only eat and drink with this little rich woman in the future!"

Yan Bingyue entered the door with her back against the door. She originally thought that she would be a little bad if she shook her face all the way. In case she was like the couple who broke up at the door of the dessert shop, she acted too cruelly, it was inevitable It didn't end well.

She never expected that Lin Fang had given her the nickname of "little rich woman" behind her back, and he wanted to eat and drink with her wholeheartedly, and said she was stingy.

what!

I'm stingy?

Another day I must let you know what it means to be stingy!

Yan Bingyue knew that Lin Fang was not angry, so she stopped thinking about these messy things. She ran to a pile of open laptops, moved the one she used most frequently, and downloaded all three data packs. down.

In order to facilitate the sorting out of the relationship between the characters, she opened another computer and created a new document.

After getting ready, Yan Bingyue began to slowly look through the information she had started.

These materials were carefully collected by the Plum Blossom Group, and their authenticity is guaranteed.

There are eleven people in their group, and they are divided into four groups. The clubs are J, 10, and 9, the spades are 8, 7, and 6, the diamonds are 5, 4, and 3, and the hearts are A and Q. The full name is "Dragon".

To be precise, the third-ranked hacker in the world is not a person, but a "dragon".

The strength of the eleven people in the dragon is ranked according to the number. The larger the number, the stronger the strength.

Yan Bingyue's strength ranks second among eleven people. Except for the Ace of Hearts, she is the eldest. That's why she can be so well-organized. When a message goes down, someone in the group immediately responds.

Generally speaking, the inside of their "dragon" will not act alone. Every time they are dispatched, they are usually in small groups, supporting and cooperating with each other. No matter what the situation is, a group of people can deal with it. It's better to fight alone.

Yan Bingyue has a complete set of materials in her hands, including documents, photos, videos, recordings, chat records, call records, and movement trajectories. Through these big data, Yan Bingyue can easily do it. She knows Xu Yingshan better than Hu Qingchan. , knows Yao Linlin better than Xu Yingshan, and He Wanting better than Yao Linlin.

Two hours later, after reading all the data, Yan Bingyue, who also wrote a bunch of things on the document, let out a long sigh, and unconsciously put a trace of pity on her face.

"It's so pathetic..."

...

On the other side, Lin Fang lay alone in the room for a while, and suddenly felt bored.

When he was in Jincheng, he never felt this way.

There are always ex-girlfriends around, and there are always all kinds of greetings from them.

At the time, it was very troublesome, and I wanted to get rid of it all.

When this day really came, Lin Fang suddenly realized that he had long been accustomed to their existence.

Surrounded by a group of Huan Shouyan's skinny long legs, that feeling is actually quite cool.

Jiao Jiao and Huang Linlin, who were far away in Jincheng, one was bored in the Internet cafe, the other was sitting in the office preparing for lessons, and suddenly sneezed at the same time. They unconsciously touched the two short legs under their hot pants. , thoughtfully.

It seems that the weather is cold, so I can't wear it so refreshing.

Lin Fang rolled over and lay on the bed, took out his phone and looked at it, feeling even more bored.

He didn't know what was going on, but he found that since he arrived in Beijing, the ex-girlfriends who were full of WeChat seemed to have lost contact all of a sudden. Could it be that this WeChat has also opened some kind of service, and he needs to go through nationwide roaming in order to receive messages from them. Greetings from Jincheng?

"Ahhh... so boring!"

Lin rolled on the bed a few times, and suddenly remembered something. He remembered that when he was running in the morning, he passed a pizza shop, as if the pizza shop was holding a big appetite event.

Thinking of this, Lin Fang Yigulu jumped out of the bed, ran to the bathroom to wash his face, and brushed his hair, making himself look refreshed before going out.

When Lin Fang arrived at the door of the pizza shop, the activity was in progress, the atmosphere seemed very lively, and the shop was crowded with people.

There are some short video creators who are obviously Weishi. The equipment in their hands is either simple or complete, and they are shooting this big stomach event from various angles in groups of three or five.

Looking at these "I'm at the scene" self-media people who are more dedicated than the paparazzi, Lin Fang couldn't help rubbing his chin, thoughtful.

Weishi is really hot, short videos look so interesting?

Isn't it just a group of young ladies shaking their little skirts and shaking their little butts?

What A4 waist, backhand touching the navel, drinking milk on the collarbone, I have never seen it!

Is it really so pretty?

Look, miss, I eat two pieces of pizza, it's not fragrant...

Huh?

Lin Fang pondered whether to take advantage of the pizza shop's activities and discounts on all products to buy a piece of the most cost-effective product. After he squeezed into the crowd, he suddenly felt that the pizza was really not tasty.

A stage was set up at the entrance of the pizza shop. In the center of the stage were three young ladies, all of whom were in rags and were wearing unusually cool clothes.

The upper body is a small vest that can hide shame, and the lower part is better, it is a small skirt that keeps flying.

With the explosive music, they sweated on the stage to their heart's content.

That pizza is really white... No, that milk tea is really round...

Forget it, I'll take a look, I won't buy it!

The entire stage was surrounded by the crowd, with three layers inside and three layers outside, surrounded by a tight circle.

Lin Fang looked at it for a while and decided to leave.

No matter how good-looking the young lady is, it's the same after watching it for a long time. Apart from being fresh, she can't compare to any of Lin Fang's ex-girlfriends.

Just as he was about to leave, he suddenly heard someone shouting beside him.

"Mushroom, mushroom, look here!"

"Strawberry I love you!"

"Cherries come on!"

Lin Fang: "???"

what the hell?

Are these three dancing ladies famous?

Out of goodness (wu) and oddness (liao), Lin Fang casually patted the stinky brother who looked the most excited around him, pulled him and asked, "Brother, are these young ladies famous?"

The stinky brother gave Lin Fang a blank look, his eyes were intriguing: "Uncle, they are the three beautiful Internet celebrities who are very popular in Weishi, the kind with millions of fans, Weishi Internet celebrity, Weishi Internet celebrity, Weishi Internet celebrity. Red, do you understand you?"

Oh, my temper!

Believe it or not, I spend money to win an Internet celebrity with tens of millions of fans, or my ex-girlfriend, I envy you!

etc……

I seem to have spent 5 million to pay my ex (fen) ex (shou) female (liang) friend (ci) who is running an internet celebrity studio.

In other words, the seeds have been planted, and I can already wait to harvest a bunch of Internet celebrities?

Lin Fang thought about the address book list that he had paid for him to see, and then thought about their average appearance, and couldn't help laughing.

None of the three million-level internet celebrities on stage can beat them!

"Nervousness..."

The stinky younger brother, who was held by Lin Fang, shuddered, and quickly threw off Lin Fang's hand, drilled forward, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Lin Fang didn't take it seriously, he just felt a bit regretful that he didn't add this stinky brother's WeChat just now, or else, when the results came out, he could send some group photos, videos, etc. to this stinky younger brother. , greedy him.

No, didn't I say I have to work **** my own?

Lin Fang touched his chin, thoughtfully.

I always feel that these ex-girlfriends are so abhorrent, one by one, they want to feed him soft rice, which is simply outrageous!

Knowing that the three young ladies and sisters who carried Hot Dance are all micro-viewed Internet celebrities, this did not arouse much enthusiasm in Lin Fang. What about big Internet celebrities, they are not their ex-girlfriends, and they cannot be used to pretend... can't use...and can't...

never mind!

forget about it!

Lin Fang simply squeezed to the side, following the flow of people in line, intending to join in the fun of the big stomach king.

Come and come, you can't go all the way in vain.

I didn't come here on a special trip to see the little sister twist her butt, but I still have to see the performance of the big stomach kings.

Lin Fang followed the crowd of people and walked forward without touching the ground. After he squeezed into the store, his feet were empty. Fortunately, he reacted quickly enough, and with a slight tap of his feet, he finally fell to the ground.

There are also many people in the pizza shop, but on the one hand, the shop has made sufficient preparations, and there are various ways to divert the flow, which actually makes the whole event seem busy but not chaotic, lively but not noisy.

Lin Fang only planned to take a look at the competition scene of several big stomach kings, buy a pizza with the best price and go back to the hotel.

Unexpectedly, when he reached the third position, he saw a familiar little figure.

Shi Xiaolu?

Lin Fang glanced at her in surprise. Even though he knew that the child would not come alone, he hurriedly looked around her. Soon, Lin Fang found Shi Wencheng behind Shi Xiaolu.

He was mainly worried about whether Shi Xiaolu was hiding from his family and secretly came to participate in the competition with Wei Dongcheng.

Although Lin Fang and Wei Dongcheng have met twice, they are unfamiliar with each other and don't know the basics.

Now that Shi Xiaolu came with her father, Lin Fang breathed a sigh of relief, somewhat relieved.

I don't know. Since I saw Shi Xiaolu and Shi Wencheng's father and daughter, Lin Fang felt that he should go over and say hello.

When he was an otaku in his previous life, Lin Fang would choose to quietly hide from people even if he was a familiar friend. If he could not say hello, he would definitely choose not to say hello as much as possible.

In this life, after being harassed by his ex-girlfriends in turn, Lin Fang became accustomed to the liveliness of many people.

He walked naturally to Shi Wencheng and greeted with a smile, "Mr. Shi, what a coincidence, I didn't expect to meet again here!"

"Huh? Lawyer Lin!"

Seeing Lin Fang suddenly appearing in front of him, Shi Wencheng was very surprised, he couldn't help holding Lin Fang's hands, and said, "What a coincidence! What a coincidence! Meeting old friends in a foreign land, these are the three great joys in life! Attorney Lin, give me a chance and let me treat you to a good meal tonight!"

Do it?

It was you who treated me last time, which made me move my mind and get back with Fu, but within a month, I was dumped.

This time you treat again, in case I accidentally get back with an ex-girlfriend, I will suspect that you are not a treat, but a trick!

"Cough cough..."

Lin Fang coughed twice, and said politely, "Mr. Shi, we're at the scene of the Big Eater competition. We're all full, so what else do we need to eat?"

"You can't say that!"

Shi Wencheng laughed twice and said, "Lawyer Lin, you probably don't know our little deer's appetite, to be honest, my daughter's appetite has grown day by day since she entered puberty, and I also accidentally discovered that she actually So edible!

At first, this little girl participated in various competitions in Jincheng without telling me. After I found out, I thought she had some kind of disease. Later, I went to the hospital for a comprehensive examination and found out that she was a little different from ordinary people, but she was also a little bit different. Not a disease.

Doctors say her body's metabolism is almost six times that of an adult's, making her body desperate for nutrients. The doctor told me that thanks to the early detection, her body has been in a state of malnutrition for a long time. If it is not replenished in time, it may lead to organ failure! "

Metabolism six times that of an adult? ! !

When Lin Fang heard this number, he couldn't help but glanced at it, Shi Xiaolu was a little speechless for a while.

The metabolism is faster than normal people, so much faster. Lin Fang is not sure about other things, but he is sure of one thing. After Shi Xiaolu's injury, his body will definitely recover much faster than others!

If I'm not mistaken, you are the prerequisite talent of the undead bloodline, right?

Funny hand!

Lin Fang opened his mind a little, remembered the business, and asked worriedly: "Mr. Shi, if you say that, then the deer should stay at home and replenish nutrition in time, and then let her run around and participate in the big stomach king. A game, isn't that bad?"

Shi Wencheng nodded and said, "That's what I told Xiaolu~www.wuxiaspot.com~ But she still wants to take advantage of the holidays to participate in more competitions, and after the meeting, she will not have time to participate. And I also consulted the doctor. , such overeating, will not constitute a burden on the body.

At that time, the doctor looked at me a little strangely. I later learned that fast metabolism is an overall conclusion, and it also means that the digestive ability is different from ordinary people. As long as she can get enough to eat, there is no need to supplement any nutrition. I'm quite embarrassed..."

Lin Fang was completely relieved. No wonder she took Shi Xiaolu to a lobster banquet, and she turned over a table of people by herself, not to mention a few Internet celebrities who used their names to attract fans. A man with a big belly is no match.

It turns out that the root is here!

Lin Fang and Shi Wencheng were chatting aside, which did not delay him watching Shi Xiaolu face a plate of freshly baked pizzas.

The Big Stomach King competition this time was different from the last two times Lin Fang had seen. It was a protracted battle, which started at 5 pm and ended at 10 pm.

In addition to going to the toilet in the middle, you need to keep eating.

It really confirms one thing: the leftover is king!