I’m Not a Scumbag

In a blink of an eye, it was Wednesday, the day before Lin Fang's birthday.

He Naibin, who disappeared for a few days, first made a phone call to the dormitory, made sure that Lin Fang was staying in the dormitory and didn't go anywhere, and told Lin Fang to wait for him, so he hurried back.

In the dormitory, there were only Lin Fang and Luo Zhanglang.

Li Jianfeng has a class today.

He Naibin returned to the dormitory, first grabbed the happy water that had already been drank a few sips from Luo Zhanglang's table, unscrewed a sip of water, and after drinking, he burped violently, and then leaned back comfortably. Relax.

"Old He, why are you drinking from me?"

"It's okay, I don't think you are dirty!"

"??? No, is it a question of whether it's dirty? You've finished drinking, what should I drink?"

"Wouldn't it be over to buy another bottle? You're stingy, I'll give it back to you!"

Luo Zhanglang took the happy water with few sips left, and wanted to throw it into the trash can, but he was reluctant. He hesitated for a while, but chose to drink it.

Does this count as indirect...

Can't think!

Luo Zhanglang wiped his mouth and stared fiercely at He Naibin, pondering how to get justice.

He Naibin didn't notice his roommate's eyes, and said to Lin Fang, "Fang Er, do you have any plans for tonight?"

"No arrangement."

"Okay, buddy, I'll help you arrange it. I'll arrange your birthday party properly for you!"

Before Lin Fang could say whether he would answer or not, Luo Zhanglang couldn't help but shouted, "You, a guy who will grab the happy water that others have ever drank, would you be so kind? If you want me to tell you, you are not holding back. What a shit!"

"roll!"

He Naibin felt a little guilty by what Luo Zhanglang said. He raised his head and glanced at Lin Fang. Seeing that he was only puzzled and had no other expression, he felt a little relieved.

"Fang Er, that's what happened. Look, tomorrow is your serious birthday."

He Naibin coughed lightly, and said, "I thought, everyone else celebrates the same day as your birthday, so how boring is that? Why don't we step over, from 8 o'clock tonight until 2 o'clock in the morning, how are you? Celebrate your birthday with you!"

"Hey, as you put it, it's really interesting."

Luo Zhanglang nodded, agreed with a few words, and then added: "But, I still think that the guy who wants to grab the happy water must not hold back any good shit!"

"Can you suffocate you if you don't speak?"

He Naibin simply took out his mobile phone and sent a red envelope to Luo Zhanglang, saying, "Look at your stingy! I took the red envelope, go down and buy a few more bottles, I invite everyone to drink together!"

Luo Zhanglang opened the red envelope and saw that there was a hundred dollars in it. He smiled and said, "Master He, how can a few bottles be enough? I'll bring one up, and buy some peanuts, melon seeds, etc. for the rest!"

"Go! Go! Go quickly!"

He Naibin didn't care what Luo Zhanglang bought. He sent a red envelope just to get rid of this guy.

With this guy by his side, he shouldn't even think about talking to Lin Fang properly.

After finally waiting for Luo Zhanglang to change his clothes and go out, He Naibin closed the door, put his hands together and raised his head above his head, bowed ninety degrees, and shouted for help.

After being interrupted twice by Luo Zhanglang, even if Lin Fang didn't say anything, He Naibin still felt that Lin Fang might have noticed.

Instead of hiding it, it's better to tell it all.

He Naibin simply lowered his posture to the lowest level and asked for help: "Fang brother, help! If you don't help me, I will die!"

Seeing that He Naibin was bowing again, clasping his hands together, and calling for help, Lin Fang immediately felt that this task was not very helpful.

"Let's talk about it first, I might not be able to help."

"No! No! Brother Fang, you can definitely help me! You promise to help me first. As long as you agree, I will definitely help you organize the birthday party properly, so that all the brothers will be happy!"

Lin Fang was a little excited when he heard it, could it be...

But after thinking about it carefully, Lin Fang regained his composure.

The collective sponsorship of ragged little sisters is hard to say but not good, good to do but hard to say.

It's not certain, there's no need to get excited.

"Let's say something first."

Lin Fang said slowly but firmly: "If I can help you, I will try my best to help. If I can't help, it's useless for me to promise you."

Seeing that Lin Fang was very persistent, He Naibin had to say weakly, "Brother Fang, it's like this..."

He swallowed and said: "That day, didn't I misunderstand your... bullying my cousin? I called my aunt. Who knew my aunt called my cousin again and scolded her. Pause, and then my cousin called and scolded me again..."

Seeing that He Naibin was half-stopped, Lin Fang frowned slightly and said, "That's all?"

"no no……"

He Naibin smiled bitterly and said, "My cousin didn't make it clear at the time, my aunt asked her to break up with you, and she also had to write a letter of guarantee that she would never be able to interact with you... My cousin's temper, you don't know... She is very rebellious. , the more you don't let her do it, the more she wants to do it!"

Lin Fang was shocked when he heard it. He stood up and said, "Will you let me lie down and let your cousin do whatever she wants?"

"Go away... No, I'm sorry Brother Fang, you think too much! It's like this, it's a little troublesome."

He Naibin couldn't hold back, he said "go away", and quickly gave himself a slap, saying: "On the one hand, you have to help me think of a way~www.wuxiaspot.com~ to persuade my cousin and let her not trouble me She said she would break my three legs, but if she didn't say that she would forgive me, it would be useless for anyone to persuade me!"

"one more……"

He Naibin felt that there were some things he couldn't say, but he still had to say it, he bravely said: "One more thing, no matter how my cousin teases you and chases you, I hope you can take my brother's face and never agree. …”

Lin Fang shook his head and said, "Brother, it's not that I won't help you. You think too highly of me! I can't do either of these two things!"

What a joke, persuade Meng Zuer, is that someone who listened to persuasion?

Although he didn't have much contact with Meng Zuer, Lin Fang could also feel that this girl had a very right mind.

This matter is too serious, Lin Fang admits that it is not fair.

Now, let's talk about the second thing.

Meng Zuer is handsome, rich and famous, not to mention that she will not chase after anyone.

If she was willing to chase after her, the fool would not agree!

As a brother, others can't help you, but if you become your brother-in-law, you can still help...

"Fang brother, you can't wait until you die!"

He Naibin was in a hurry. Seeing that there was no one around, he simply turned his heart away, closed his eyes, and his knees softened, so he was going to pay homage.

Bang!

Before He Naibin could use his unique move, the door of the bedroom was knocked open from the outside, so that he could not die, Luo Zhanglang came back at this time.

It doesn’t count when others come back, and they also complained loudly: “What’s the matter with you two? I’ve been sending WeChat in the group for a long time, but no one paid attention to me. Is it so difficult to ask you to help take things down? It made me move. several times!"

Looking at it again, it was against the bedroom door. First, a piece of happy water was pushed in, and two large bags were brought in at the back. Finally, two pieces of beer were brought in. This was considered finished.

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