I’m Not a Scumbag

For many players who are keen on games, Taiyi World has too many unfriendly slots.

What's especially puzzling is that this is a game without guided missions and manuals.

Players will probably never dream that one day they will play a game and they will be eager to receive a guide mission that is always skipped. Even if there is no guide mission, just give the previous instruction manual!

However, none of these!

Taiyi helmets are too expensive, which was collectively complained by the marketing department of Longxia Group, and even thought that it had a serious persuasion effect on netizens, which did not dampen the enthusiasm of the majority of players to buy.

Whether it is the deluxe version or the top version, all helmets will be sold out in an instant as soon as they hit the shelves.

Many routines prepared by the marketing department of Longxia Group were completely useless.

After many players who have played Taiyi World quit the game, they feel as if they have passed away.

This game is completely different from the virtual game they imagined, and some people even think that "game" should not be used to define Taiyi World.

Instead, just like the name of this game, it should be regarded as another world!

Eight hours later, Sean woke up from his deep sleep, opened his eyes and saw the inside of the helmet emitting a faint soft light, as if from a lifetime.

"Hello dear player, thank you for using the products of Hanhai Technology. You have slept for eight hours, and the anti-addiction wake-up function built into the helmet will wake you up. It will take four hours to fall asleep again. A new day begins, get up and exercise. , have a nice day!"

The soft female voice sounded like a girlfriend whispering in his ear, and Sean fell in love with this crisp voice in an instant.

"I haven't played enough yet. It's been eight hours? Time flies too fast!"

Sean pressed the open button, took off his helmet, stretched out, his body was very comfortable, and his mind was clear, but for some reason, he just didn't want to get up.

Eight hours of sleep, but eight months have passed in Taiyi World.

The experience of these eight months is so mysterious that Sean feels that the real world is like a game, but the Taiyi world is more like real life.

Sean glanced at the bedside table. The alarm clock on the table showed that it was only six o'clock in the morning.

He couldn't even remember when was the last time he got up so early.

He wanted to sleep for a while longer, but no matter how he adjusted his sleeping position or tried, he couldn't sleep.

"I'll go, is the sleep aid effect of Taiyi's helmet so good?"

Sean felt that the more he lay, the more awake he became, so he could only helplessly climb out of the bed and eat a long-lost breakfast.

After solving all personal problems, Sean looked at the time again, and was surprised to find that it was less than half past seven at this moment.

He usually waited for the alarm clock to ring three times before he reluctantly got up from the bed, brushed his teeth, washed his face, and rushed out. He rode his bike to the nearest subway station, before 9:30. Pinch the last few minutes to clock in to work.

It's not even 7:30 yet, which means that he still has an hour and a half to spend.

Sean touched the phone subconsciously, and then dropped it after playing for a while.

Is not fun!

Compared with Taiyi World, the difference is not even a star!

Sean thought about it for a while, and put on the helmet again. It doesn't matter if he can't sleep now, he can use the mobile phone screen projection function to play with his mobile phone!

After the connection was successful, it was also playing on the phone, but Sean felt a lot more comfortable all of a sudden.

The feeling of being able to complete most of the operations without having to do anything, just blinking and talking, is not very comfortable.

Just in time for a push notification, someone was asking about Taiyi's helmet.

Sean decisively clicked in. He had too much say in this question.

Q: "Taiyi helmets are so expensive, is it really worth buying? I have two purchase qualifications in hand. I want to buy one for my mother, but she often can't sleep well! I am worried that it is false propaganda, so I sincerely ask for help!"

At present, the answer of Gao Zan No. 1 is as follows: "Brother, listen to my advice, buy it! Since you have two purchase qualifications, you can buy two and sell the other at a higher price, so you are equal to picking up one for nothing. Taiwan. Well, you contact me, and I will use your purchase qualifications to buy two top models, one for me, and one for your mother. "

Below is the first reply from the old brother: "Brother, is the Taiyi helmet really so good? The deluxe version costs 10,000 yuan, the top version simply costs 200,000, spend an extra 190,000, buy a top version, does it worth?"

Brother Gao Zan replied to him: "Don't be too worth it! I only bought a deluxe version because of hesitation before. When I actually experienced it, I was already amazed by it. Later, I heard from friends that I learned that the experience of the top version is impossible. To describe it, there is a feeling of traveling through time and space. After listening to it, I regret it very much."

Sean couldn't help it, and replied, "Tooyi helmets are not expensive! It's totally worth it! Whether it's a gift for family members, relatives, friends, or for personal use, it's a wise choice!

As one of the lucky first users, I bought two helmets, the deluxe version and the top version. When I bought them, my colleagues thought it was incredible and thought it was a waste of me to spend the money of one car to buy two game helmets. .

I didn't say anything at the time. What I thought was that I just donated the money you used to pay your girlfriends to my favorite game. Now it seems that my choice could not be more correct.

If it is just for playing games, in fact, there is not much difference between the deluxe version and the top version. Of course, it is not ruled out that the later games will have a certain weight tilt for users of the top version.

But outside of the game, I think you should buy a top version! Really, be sure to buy the top version! You may not think that I am now using the screen projection function of the top helmet to answer your questions.

I used to think it was boring to play with my phone, but now I put on my helmet and use the screencasting function to play with my phone, it feels really good!

If Taiyi World didn't limit the game time and didn't have the dead 8-hour sleep wake-up function, I would definitely not spend more money on the top version.

I have tried the luxury helmet. It has a good sleep aid effect and a certain sound insulation effect. Basically, it can meet the needs of the game well.

But, focus on it! After I fell asleep with the top version, I had a completely different problem from the deluxe version!

Last night, I used the screencast function to play with my phone for a while. I went to bed at ten o'clock on time and woke up at 6 in the morning. Damn, the top version made my sleep quality very good. Now I just want to sleep in again. no. Yes, I tried hard and couldn't sleep!

I ate breakfast for the first time in more than half a year. I was still running for half an hour on the treadmill. I was lying down after taking a shower and playing with my phone using the screen mirroring function of my helmet. It’s not even eight o’clock yet.

Really, you deserve the top version, which makes your real life extremely fulfilling! "

After Sean replied for a while, someone commented on him: "I'm going! Playing games makes real life very fulfilling, okay? Brother, you didn't come to black Taiyi helmets, right? I always heard that you can play with Taiyi helmets. When it comes to virtual online games, can you talk about games?"

Out of boredom, Sean replied to him immediately: "I think it may not be accurate to describe it as a virtual online game. It gives me the feeling that it is a real world! Really, I said this, you may not understand, After you actually buy a helmet and go in, you will know that it is really another world, a very real world!

All the feelings you have in the real world, you have in the Taiyi world. However, it should be noted that after entering, you must first solve the identity problem, and then remember to obey the law. It was a world where spiritual energy was being revived and had extraordinary powers. There are so many incredible things in there! "

Someone couldn't help but commented on Sean's reply: "Is it okay to obey the law in the extraordinary world? Don't you need to fight monsters? Don't you need to practice? Don't you need to do quests?"

Sean replied to him: "I just said, this is another world, a very real world. Don't compare it with traditional online games, and don't compare it with those 3D games, VR games. I think, Taiyi World redefines virtual games.

Taiyi World has directly raised the threshold of virtual games. With its jewels ahead, even other game manufacturers have followed suit and developed virtual games. As long as there is no quality of Taiyi World, I am afraid that I am embarrassed to say that I am virtual. game.

At most, at most, I dare to say that I am a virtual game in the traditional mode. "

Someone commented on Sean's reply: "Brother, you are so interesting, the concept of traditional virtual games is okay, I think I have to take a screenshot and go to Blizzard, Ubisoft, Sony, Capcom, etc. All @ all over again. I have to ask them when the traditional virtual game will be launched. No way, I have to go out and laugh for a while.”

Sean also found it funny when he saw it, and he replied: "A thumbs up for my own wit. Back to the game, let me talk about my experience and feelings in the past eight months. Yes, you read that right, I Although I only slept 8 hours, but the game time has passed 8 months.

By the way, this is my second eight months in the game! The last eight months I spent with the deluxe helmet. Interested friends, you can search for 'Zombie Player Sean', I am an UP master at station B, and I have uploaded some experience videos.

Back to the topic, let's go back to the game itself. These eight months have been a completely different life for me. What I need to emphasize is that the immersion effect of the top version is too good. When I first entered the game, even with the experience of the deluxe version, I still mistakenly thought that I had passed through!

By the way, I want to say another thing, why do I have to buy two helmets, the deluxe version and the top version. Because of some unknown mechanism, using different helmets of the deluxe version and the top version will default to two different people logging in.

Although I thought it was just a rumor at the time, I was still resolute. Now, I'm really thankful for this rumor. It gave me a chance to do it all over again!

The first time I entered the Taiyi world, I was a jerk, flouting the law, thinking I was the fourth natural disaster, and acting recklessly. Then the police uncle told me to be a new person and put me in prison.

I had no choice but to change to the top version.

Uh... I accidentally said too many digressions, and returned to the game itself. Because of the experience, this time I entered the game, I have more positive energy. From solving the identity problem at the beginning to earning money honestly, I have been trying to be a good citizen who abides by the law.

Facts have proved that good people are rewarded, and my hard work has allowed me to live a decent life. The problem is, it's really hard for ordinary people to get in touch with the supernatural world.

Fortunately, I seized a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! Players who were online last night may know that there was a sword fairy flying from Shicheng in the game to Xingtai, and I happened to be nearby, and rushed over immediately.

Then I bowed down to this Sword Immortal with two people. Due to my poor performance, I'm now just a handyman in the door. Although I am just a handyman, but... I am now level 20 and have successfully broken through the Qi refining period.

I'm going to blow my master away..."

When it comes to games, Sean has more to say.

Especially as a player, on a shameless level, he actually lost to two NPCs, which made him feel ashamed at the time.

But now that he left the game, from the perspective of a third party, Sean thought it was very funny, and couldn't help but shared his experience at that time.

Unconsciously, the alarm clock rang suddenly.

Taiyi's helmet popped off automatically, the screencast was disconnected, and the nice lady's voice sounded again: "Dear player, the alarm clock you set for work went off. Due to the anti-addiction mechanism, the screencast connection has been automatically disconnected for you. Please bring your phone, keys and necessary items to go to work!

Come on, I wish you a smooth work and a good mood all day! "

I go!

Sean was stunned for a while before taking off his helmet.

A game's built-in anti-addiction, is it okay to persuade people to work hard?

Sean really doesn't understand Hanhai Technology. The game should not exceed 8 hours, the player will be kicked automatically, the helmet will prevent addiction, and the connection will be automatically disconnected according to the alarm clock setting, reminding the player to go to work quickly.

Is this company sick?

Don't you make any money?

Isn't it bad for players to be addicted?

etc……

Sean suddenly remembered, it seems that Hanhai Technology has not appeared any krypton gold option in the game except for two helmets to make money.

All players who buy the helmet, whether it is the deluxe version or the top version, are on the same starting line.

Even if someone wants krypton gold, they want liver time.

I can only play it when I sleep, and I can only play it for eight hours at a time.

This game, treats every player equally, it couldn't be fairer!

However, Sean heard that Taiyi World also seems to have a normal mode, which can be played on the computer.

Just thinking about it with his knees, Sean also knows that this kind of game in the real world has no tasks and no strangeness. Playing on a computer is definitely not an ordinary game without a sense of experience.

It's not a professional high-level gamer, and if you don't have the spirit of self-abuse, I'm afraid it will be difficult to play hard.

Compared with helmet players, it is not very comfortable.

When Sean arrived at the office, it was 15 minutes before going to work.

Seeing him appearing at his workstation full of energy, the colleagues sitting across from him were startled: "Sean, what's your situation, why are you here so early today?"

Sean glanced at the time and said, "Isn't it early? Go to work in 15 minutes."

The colleague smiled and said: "When did you not grab a little bit and arrive at the company a few minutes before Shizue Shitai? Today, 15 minutes early, did the sun come out from the west? Hey... Could it be that you have something good? Brother, There are good things, but don't forget me!"

Sean smiled and shook his head: "It's not a good thing. I just used the Taiyi helmet. I slept better last night. I woke up early in the morning, so I came to the company a little earlier."

When my colleague heard the words "Taiyi Helmet", he couldn't help but curl his lips and said, "Sean, it's not that I told you, Taiyi Helmet is a deceptive thing, if you buy it, you are paying IQ tax! I advise you. , if you can return it, you should return it as soon as possible! I heard that you also bought two helmets at a time, and spent 20,000 yuan to buy two helmets, is it a loss?"

Many people know that Sean bought two Taiyi helmets, but most people don't. He bought a deluxe version and a top version, and he didn't hype it up in the company.

After all, a top-end version costs about 200,000 yuan. You can buy a very good car. It is only used to buy a helmet. No matter how you calculate it, it is too much of a loss.

But Sean doesn't think so, or in other words, all the people who bought helmets don't think so.

Even players who bought the deluxe version would like to know, the deluxe version is already so cool, what kind of experience would it be like if it was replaced with the top version.

Sean smiled and didn't argue with his colleagues.

Is it expensive to spend 200,000 to buy a helmet? very expensive!

But if you spend 200,000 yuan to buy a time-travel opportunity and another life, or a life that can be used for a month for one hour at a time, will anyone still think it is expensive?

Sean felt that it was not expensive at all, and even made a lot of money!

For a day's work, there's not much to say. It's just that when he goes to work, he is a fish in troubled waters.

But today, for some reason, my thoughts are inexplicably smooth, and my work is inexplicably smooth.

Originally, the work that was procrastinating and taking a week to complete, he completed in one day.

When he got off work, he hesitated again and again, but still passed the completed documents to his boss.

When the boss received the document, he also had a strange expression on his face. He couldn't help swallowing the word "overtime" that he was about to say.

"Sean, well done, you should go back first and keep working hard!"

Other colleagues also wanted to leave~www.wuxiaspot.com~, but the boss glared at him and said, "Sit down and work overtime!"

Suddenly, the office was filled with mourning.

Someone was unconvinced and couldn't help but say, "Why can Sean get off work on time?"

The boss sneered and said, "If you can complete a week's workload in one day, you can also leave work on time!"

hiss...

After hearing about Sean's feat, everyone took a deep breath and secretly gloated.

Today is your dick, let's see what you do tomorrow, the day after tomorrow!

With takeaways that were packed on the road, Sean sat at his dining table and glanced at the time, feeling a little incredible.

After working so long, he never came home before 9 pm.

Every day I come home very tired. I deal with the couple casually, take a shower and lie down on the bed. I want to sleep.

But I felt unwilling to just end the day like this. I played with my mobile phone and games, and before I knew it, I started to stay up all night to cultivate immortals, and the result was that I couldn't get up the next day.

Repeated cycle, vicious circle.

But today... everything is different!

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