I’m Not a Scumbag

scoff!

Lin Xiaolei sneered and gave Lin Fang a blank look. She didn't even believe in punctuation.

"Miss us?" She flipped her little hand, spread it out, and said, "Bring it!"

Lin Fang was a little puzzled, "What do you take?"

Lin Xiaolei didn't even look at Lin Fang, she turned her head and ran in front of Lin Ma to tell the truth, "Mom, look! What did I tell you? Little sparrow, with a long tail, married a daughter-in-law and forgot her mother. It's useless to raise a son. My brother is even more extreme. I forgot about you even before my daughter-in-law is married! It sounds nice, I miss us, come to see us, come here empty-handed, and don't even take a box of fruit, the thief is too much! "

Lin Fang: "..."

I'm so... about to crack!

Seeing Lin Xiaolei in such a spirit, Lin Xin's sadness and goodbye completely dissipated.

Yes.

With such a precious daughter to accompany, even if you can't come back, parents in this world won't be so sad, will they?

Snapped!

Lin Fang was complaining secretly, when Lin Ma slapped Lin Xiaolei on the back of the head and said angrily: "What nonsense! You are not going anywhere, you are just as unconscionable! Don't think I don't know what you hit! Idea! Try pouring dirty water on your brother, so you can fish in troubled waters, right?"

Lin Xiaolei clutched the back of her head and screamed, "Mom! Why are you doing this! You are clearly a son of a girl, so you can't bear to scold my brother!"

Ma Lin raised her hand and wanted to slap again, but Lin Xiaolei quickly jumped away, "Mom, you still fight! I'm not as smart as my brother, if you fight again, I'll be fooled and you will have to support me for the rest of my life!"

"Stop for me..." Lin Ma yelled at her daughter before she realized something was wrong, she slapped her thigh and said, "Why am I angry with you? I'm still right here... Hmph, **** girl, stop for me! Are you trying to cover for your dad on purpose? You really deserve to be your dad's lover in your past life, your little padded jacket!"

Ma Lin found that, after being delayed by Lin Xiaolei for so long, Papa Lin had already taken off his helmet and stood beside him with a silly smile.

With that look, even if she was holding back her anger and itching her teeth with hatred, she would be embarrassed to hit someone.

Even if a couple quarrels, they have to find a reason, no matter how nonsense the reason sounds, it is still a reason.

If he slapped him directly, it was said that he was not pleasing to the eye, even if he really wanted to break up.

Mom Lin couldn't get angry with Dad Lin, so she turned her head and planned to find trouble with Lin Xiaolei.

For a time, there was a huge and small yard, chickens and dogs were jumping, and the noise was not usually cheerful.

Lin Fang looked at the mother and daughter who were chasing and fleeing, and then looked at the father who stood by, wiping the cold sweat and winking at him, and couldn't help but want to laugh.

Even in a different world, with one more sister, home, it's still that home!

This is the harbor that I care about most, the world of fireworks that I care about the most!

For dinner, Lin Fang brought his father and mother, together with Lin Xiaolei, who can lift an oil bottle with a pouting mouth. The family of four did not choose any high-end restaurants. Instead, they took a taxi directly to an old man in the neighborhood. Hot pot restaurant.

The real gluttons know that, whether in Jincheng, Yucheng, or Bashu, any hotpot restaurant with the word "Old" on the signboard has some way of doing it.

It's not that their family has a long history and has been passed down for many years.

What they are talking about is that the bottom of their pot is all old oil.

Old oil is not the waste oil pumped in the sewer, nor the swill oil that is boiled in a swill bucket.

This is the store's own recycling of the bottom of the pot, filtering to remove the residue, re-boiling, refining and recycling, and then frying with fresh watercress, pepper, and pepper, and finally refining.

If you want to say healthy, it is definitely not very healthy.

But in terms of taste, it must be much better than the disposable bottom of the pot.

Lin Fang couldn't tell the truth. It felt similar to those who had aged and tasted the taste of old age.

When we got there, the family of four sat around a small table. As usual, Dad Lin was in charge of ordering food.

Lin Xiaolei pursed her lips, squeezed Lin Fang, and said, "Brother! You haven't come to see us for so long, so it's easy to meet us, and it's fine if you don't bring anything, just invite us to eat this?"

Before Lin Fang said anything, Lin Ma glared and said, "Why are you talking to your brother? I think your skin is itchy! Why, you are too delicate, the hot pot can't feed you anymore? !"

Lin Xiaolei shrank her head, like a quail, and did not dare to say anything.

But the little eyes that turned to look at Lin Fang wrote a hundred dissatisfaction.

Lin Fang stretched out his hand and was about to rub Lin Xiaolei's little head, when the little girl tilted her head and ducked directly.

He didn't mind either, and said with a smile, "Whatever you want to eat, buy it yourself."

Lin Xiaolei's mouth was almost crooked, "Haha, are you giving me money? I have to have money to buy it..."

Ding dong!

"Wechat transfer 100,000 yuan."

Lin Xiaolei: "!!"

Σ(⊙▽⊙”a!

When Lin Xiaolei saw the newly received WeChat message, she hesitated for a long time and didn't dare to click on it. She looked at Lin Fang and stammered, "Brother...Brother...you, you...are you serious?"

Lin let go and pressed Lin Xiaolei's forehead again. This time, she didn't hide.

Even if Lin Fang's pressing was not gentle or uncomfortable at all, Lin Xiaolei endured the stab and stared at Lin Fang, waiting for him to give a positive or negative answer.

Lin Fang kneaded for a while. Seeing that Lin Xiaolei didn't resist or hide, he felt a little boring. He put his hand back and said, "Whatever you want, you can take it."

"Oh, it must be a lie to me, it must be some kind of method..." Lin Xiaolei curled her lips and decisively opened the collection.

Ding dong!

100,000 yuan in WeChat change.

Seeing the new news reminder, Lin Xiaolei's little mouth opened again, and she couldn't close it for a long time.

"Brother! Are you really playing?"

"A little pocket money, don't worry about it. If I wasn't worried about giving you too much, you would swell. I originally planned to add another zero to you."

"Brother! I promise the red scarf on my chest that I will never swell. Please, help me add another zero!"

"alright."

"Thank you... Lin Fangwen! You liar!"

Lin Xiaolei happily clicked on the payment again, and when she saw the huge "10 yuan" word on it, she stared at Lin Fang angrily.

Lin Fang stopped teasing her, rubbed her forehead again, and said, "I'll give the card to my mother. If you need money, ask your mother directly. As long as you don't learn badly, the remaining 90 Wan is always yours."

Snapped!

Lin Fang said, put a bank card in front of his mother, and said, "Mom, there is some money in the card. It's a bonus I got for helping the police to handle a big case. Here, 900,000 is Xiaolei. Yes, the rest is for you and Dad."

Before Ma Lin said anything, Dad Lin reached out and touched Lin Fang's forehead with a puzzled look on his face: "How much did you drink? That is, before the dishes are served, as long as there is a grain of peanuts, You can't be so drunk!"

"dad!"

Lin Fang was dumbfounded. He took his father's hand down and said seriously, "After dinner, I'll take you to the ATM to take a look. The secret is my birthday. The money is for you, except for Xiaolei's. You have to help her check the 900,000 yuan, and you can spend the rest as you want!"

"I said my son..."

"Go to the side!"

Dad Lin wanted to say something, but he was immediately pushed aside by Mama Lin. She said unhappily, "What's wrong with my son paying me some money? It's only right for my son to be filial to his mother. You can't stop talking about it. , why is my son drinking too much? Uh… son, how much money is in this card?”

Lin Fang scratched his head and said, "I don't remember, there are probably 10,000 to 10,000."

Ma Lin said disappointedly: "It's only a thousand dollars, how much is enough? Ten thousand dollars?"

Knowing that he might scare his mother, Lin Fang deliberately brought his family to the humble old hotpot restaurant near the community.

Don't look at how busy people are here, it's too lively.

Ten million here is nothing.

The next table is discussing several hundred million projects, which is much better than theirs.

After Ma Lin screamed, she looked left and right with a guilty conscience, grabbed the bank card, wanted to put it in her pocket, and wanted to return it to Lin Fang, she was hesitant, and her face was full of panic.

It was Dad Lin who had seen the world. Although he was also sweating coldly, he managed to keep his composure. He helped Mom Lin put the bank card in his pocket and said disdainfully, "Look at what you are doing! It's just the jackpot of a lottery ticket, what's the point of scaring you like this?"

Lin Ma was interrupted by him like this, but she slowed down, looked down at Lin Pa's legs that were shaking like a sieve, and sarcastically said: "You have a future, come, let me stabilize this glass of wine, yes, Just put it here, sprinkle a drop, just a minute!"

Lin's father held his legs, turned his head and complained to Lin Fang, "Son, you kin your mother, your father has been bullied by your mother for a lifetime, you don't say put this card with me, what the **** are you? Is it my own?"

"What did you say?"

When Ma Lin heard this, she was so angry that she immediately grabbed Papa Lin's ear.

"It hurts! It hurts! I was wrong! Is it okay to be wrong?"

Lin Fang looked at the resentful eyes that his father handed over, and couldn't help but touch his nose.

Dad Lin is a hard-working, capable man who is afraid of his wife. When he was young, he was also a handsome guy who was famous in Shili Baxiang.

There is only one problem, it is loyalty, good face, and a little greedy for cups.

Good face, loyalty, greed for cups, and pulling it out alone are nothing.

Putting them together, it is really impossible for the God of Wealth to leak money even if he lives at home.

In and out of these years, Dad Lin didn't know how much money he spent wasted.

It doesn't matter if this friend is doing business, that friend has an accident, or someone else encounters some difficulty, as long as others open their mouths, unless Dad Lin really has no money, he rarely returns empty-handed.

If it weren't for the fact that Ma Lin forcibly took over the economic power and suppressed Papa Lin, the family would be able to live in a building.

I don't know, I still have to live in the three tile-roofed houses left by my grandfathers.

Lin Fang didn't dare to hand over the bank card to Dad Lin, it was no different from handing it over to his gang of friends.

The old Lin family's tradition of being diligent and thrifty, Grandpa Lin Fang's generation upheld it very well, and his generation upheld it well, but in Dad Lin's place, a big hole was stabbed, and it seemed like something was leaking.

But to say that Dad Lin was wasting, that's not possible.

He was reluctant to wear the new clothes that Lin's mother bought for him.

But if you say that he saves... every time he goes out for a drink and doesn't help a millionaire go out, it must be because he doesn't pay his salary.

The family has a virtuous wife, and the husband does not suffer any misfortune.

The old Lin family was able to live in an upstairs building, and I really had to thank Dad Lin for marrying the daughter-in-law Lin Ma.

Lin Fang pretended not to understand the hint that Dad Lin handed over, and said it was impossible to get the bank card back and hand it over to him.

However, thinking about how my father has not been easy all these years, Lin Fang handed over and sent him a WeChat message, then put the phone on the table and tapped lightly on it.

Dad Lin understood in seconds, pretended to go to the toilet, and when he came back, his face was full of spring breeze.

Lin Fang took out his mobile phone and looked at it. He couldn't help but smile when he saw the sentence "Thank you, son" sent by Dad Lin.

With this amount of money, the father and mother in this world, even if they don't take care of themselves, should be able to enjoy their old age in peace, right?

not to mention…

Lin Fang turned his head and glanced at Lin Xiaolei, and couldn't help but touched her little head again.

Until now, he still wasn't sure about one thing, he wasn't sure whether this girl was his own sister.

From the tone of his father and mother, he felt that this girl was like the child bride they found for themselves in this world, but the second owner of the body was a famous sea king, a bunch of scumbags.

If it wasn't for worrying that the grass on the edge of the nest would be prone to accidents, the girls and young women of the right age in the community could all be harassed by him.

But even so, Lin Xiaolei's best friend Su Ruan Ruan couldn't escape the devil's claws.

Dad Lin and Mom Lin just listen to some gossip every day, and their hearts are full.

If it wasn't for the two of them being big-hearted, they might be angry.

It's all like this, even if Lin Xiaolei is really the child bride-in-law they raised for Lin Fang, she should be raised as a daughter-in-law, but Lin Fang can't be brought into trouble again. Make do with the Lin Xiaolei this number to practice.

Lin Fang rubbed Lin Xiaolei's little head, thoughts were flying around in his mind, and he had already grasped the thoughts of Father Lin and Mother Lin pretty well.

"Brother? Can I help you with the dishes?"

Lin Xiaolei tilted her head and looked at Lin Fang, the impatience on her face was almost overflowing.

If it weren't for the 100,000 yuan transferred from Lin Fang, plus the 900,000 yuan that Lin Fang had deposited with her mother, she would have slapped Lin Fang's stinky hand away, and then jumped up to give it to him. A whirlwind kick.

Is it true that her black belt in Taekwondo is fake?

Lin Fang looked at Lin Xiaolei and couldn't help but want to laugh.

This girl, forcibly gave him a scene where the sound and picture were out of sync.

The little face was full of impatience, but her voice was clear and soft. If Lin Fang hadn't looked at it in time, she would have been deceived by her.

"Okay, I like the beef liver to be tender. I want it now! Don't cook it too old! Cook the beef intestines and lungs for a while longer. Just cook the beef a little bit, and remember to help me with it later..."

Listening to Lin Fang's constant commands coming and going, Lin Xiaolei unconsciously felt her toes clenching. She silently turned on her phone, clicked on Lin Fang's WeChat, and clicked on the transfer message.

"Look at the face of money! Look at the face of money!"

After meditating for many times, Lin Xiaolei took a deep breath, picked up a few pieces of beef liver from the pot and put it into Lin Fang's bowl, and said crisply: "Okay! Brother, eat quickly, the beef liver is tender. …”

Aw!

It's not fun!

Lin Fang took a piece of beef liver and put it in his mouth. It was numb, spicy, fragrant and tender, and saliva instantly filled his mouth.

This old beef hot pot restaurant near the community is doing very well. The bottom of the pot is recycled to make authentic old hot pot. It has indeed lost some customers who pay attention to health and quality, but for more customers who pay attention to taste, their home is a Authentic gourmet restaurant.

The old pot bottoms that are reused have an indescribable mellowness. This qualitative difference is not given by the superposition of how many disposable pot bottoms can be added. , not only unhealthy old materials, but also years and tastes.

This dish is also different from the sesame oil dish of others. Their main product is sesame oil dish. The so-called sesame oil in Jincheng is not the sesame oil in the north, but the pepper oil, and basically it refers to the green pepper oil.

Green pepper oil is not only numb, but also has a special fragrance.

In a small bowl, put minced garlic and millet spicy first, then sprinkle with a little salt and monosodium glutamate, pour sesame oil on top, mix well to stimulate the fragrance, then sprinkle with coriander and oil, and mix gently. Even if the dish is dipped in rice, you can eat a large bowl.

Mixed with beef offal cooked at the bottom of an old oil pan, the taste is not ordinary.

Lin Fang ate the beef liver in the bowl after a few bites, and then urged Lin Xiaolei, "Sister, hurry up, didn't you see that I'm finished? Hurry up and help me continue!"

"Okay, brother!"

Lin Xiaolei gritted her teeth and swallowed her voice.

No way, although the 100,000 yuan has been received, there is still 900,000 yuan from my mother!

When will you deceive the 900,000 yuan, hum, Lin Fangwen! you wait for me!

Lin Xiaolei tore Lin Fang into seventeen or eight pieces in her heart while serving vegetables for Lin Fang. UU reading www.uukanshu. com

Seeing Lin Fang bullying Lin Xiaolei, Lin's mother was angry and funny, she couldn't help but hit Lin Fang with chopsticks and said, "How old are you, why do you keep bullying your sister? Vegetables?"

Lin Fang spread out his hands and said meaningfully to Lin Xiaolei, "Sister, Mom told me to cook by myself, do you want me to, or not?"

"Of course not!"

Lin Xiaolei stopped Lin Fang decisively, turned her head and said to Lin Ma, "Mom, don't worry about it, I'm happy to be bullied by my brother!"

Lin Xiaolei made her laugh and cry, and said angrily, "Okay! Okay! I'm too lazy to care about you!"

If you don't bully you again, you won't have a chance in the future!

I'm sorry, old sister!

Lin Fang reached out and touched Lin Xiaolei's little head, sighing inwardly.

Going to the upper world over there, I have no idea whether I can come back to Lin Fang.

Some things have to be explained.

A reunion dinner that took a long, long time...

If possible, Lin Fang really wanted to eat it all the time.

There is no endless banquet in the world, and there is an end to it after all.

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