I’m Not a Scumbag

Lin Fang rinsed his mouth a little. The food he chose for the third time was couscous. After taking only one bite, he couldn't help frowning slightly, and he lost the courage to taste it again.

This thing, the taste is loose and a little rough.

It can't be said that the taste is not good, but the taste is really unique, it feels like taking a bite of sand in his mouth, he doesn't like it very much.

The next potato-baked mushroom was very appetizing. Lin Fang scooped it a few times with a spoon before he stopped.

Bollinger pancakes are just like Angelica said, not too sweet, with a strong milky taste, one bite every few bites, and the deliciousness can hardly stop.

There was still the last dish to try, so Lin Fang restrained a little, took a sip of water, and tried the last strawberry tower.

To his surprise, this dessert tasted very good, the sweetness was just right, and it was not greasy at all.

One bite is very satisfying.

In the end, Lin Fang simply didn't care who made it, he completely relied on his own preferences to match it. He took a bite of the boulder, a cheese salad, baked potatoes with mushrooms, and finished with a strawberry tower.

This combination was perfect, and Lin Fang unknowingly ate all the four dishes.

Only Olivier and Gusmie were left. He only took one bite and could not eat any more.

Lin Fang was already full. If he worked hard, he could still eat two bites of Olivier, but Gusmi didn't want to eat a single bite.

but…

Lin Fang pushed aside the bowls and chopsticks and didn't eat anything.

After a while, Lin Fang has begun to slowly try to accept this new world.

Actually, it's not like accepting the new world.

Everything, even the timeline, is normal.

What needs to be accepted is nothing but people.

Facing so many ex-girlfriends, Lin Fang really didn't know what to do.

After being single for 30 years, suddenly there are so many ex-girlfriends, and each one is more beautiful.

Anyone who is a little closer to someone may go wrong.

According to Lin Fang's preliminary understanding of his ex-girlfriends these days, as long as he dared to get off the hook, they would dare to take him to the Civil Affairs Bureau.

Getting a certificate to have a baby is not a dream.

If only a few days ago, Lin Ma would wake up laughing from a dream.

But now...

no!

If Lin Fang, who only met Xia Xuejian on the first day and wanted to find a girlfriend, was smashed by a pie from the sky, he might be confused and get back together with her.

Unfortunately not.

I met too many ex-girlfriends later, and I don't know how many are waiting.

Even girls who are not ex-girlfriends have a good impression of him. Slowly, Lin Fang is not in a hurry.

After so many years, they all came here alone.

How many days away?

Wait a minute and see again.

I heard that in ancient times, when emperors chose concubines, there were still eight levels of selection.

Audition, primary election, double-selection, selection, staying in the palace, promoting concubines, choosing three, and appointing.

Lin Fang didn't have such big ambitions, he just wanted to think more and see more.

After all, he's not really a scumbag. Lin Fang can't play the three caves of the cunning rabbit. He uses one, prepares one, and hides the other.

Simply, he looked at Xia Xuejian and Bai Zhi and said, "I really didn't expect that the two of you are so good at cooking."

"Oh, baby... I used to be busy with work. I often have to work overtime, and I have so little time to spend with you!"

Xia Xuejian thought that Lin Fang was blaming herself, that she had never been willing to cook for him before, and she said coquettishly, "Where is there time to cook? In the future, they will hire a professional manager and stop working. I serve you at home every day, do you like it?"

"Cough...Lin Fang, as you know, I used to be a criminal police officer. Whenever the police force has a mission, I will dispatch it immediately..."

Bai Zhi coughed lightly and defended: "I thought about it later, I didn't even bother to cook a meal for you, so I applied for a transfer and went to the police post. Later, I found that the police had more trivial matters, so I simply joined the traffic police team. Now I have more time, if you want to eat, I will make it for you!"

"???"

No, two sisters!

what's the situation?

It's not that serious!

Are you going to be a full-time housewife again, and you have been transferred many times, all for me?

Lin Fang was stunned for a moment. He really simply praised the two of them for their cooking skills, and had no other intentions.

In the end, he only opened his mouth, and the two beauties hurriedly began to criticize themselves...

never mind…

Anyway, whatever I say, you will all make up your minds for other things. You can think whatever you like!

Lin Fang thought about it and gave up explaining.

"Um."

He replied softly, and said according to his own thoughts: "The things you both make are delicious. If the full score is 100, I will give each of you 99 points. Deducting 1 point is for fear of your pride. ."

"Baby…"

"Lin Fang..."

Both Olivier and Gusmi only had one bite. Xia Xuejian and Bai Zhi thought they would lose a lot of points in this regard.

Unexpectedly, Lin Fang only deducted one point, because he was afraid that they would be proud.

The two women who had never been praised so much by Lin Fang, had a strange emotion in their hearts, they couldn't help but their noses became sour and their eyes became red.

Goo…

Lin Fang swallowed, he really didn't know how to describe it.

I don't know how miserable these two beauties were from PUA before, how could they be so moved by being a little nice to them?

Could it be that there is something wrong with my memory, UU reading www. uukanshu.com Actually, I used to be a super scumbag?

stunned...

As soon as the thought came up, Lin Fang hurriedly shook his head to drive this nonsense thought out of his mind.

joke!

I, Lin Fang, are as clean as ice, as cold as ice!

With my strength, I have been single for 31 years!

I'm not a scumbag!

huh...

Lin Fang let out a long sigh and said, "You are all great, let's count it as a draw. Today's matter, this is the end. There is no other competition, so don't fight any more."

"Baby…"

"But Lin Fang..."

Lin Fang stretched out his hand and subconsciously pressed it on the lips of the two beautiful girls.

Soon, he noticed something was wrong and stopped.

But the two girls took the initiative to step forward and put their lips on his fingers.

It felt warm and soft to the touch, and someone mischievously licked his finger belly with his little tongue, and Lin Fang almost shrank his hands in shock.

He forcibly suppressed his strange emotions, didn't look at Xia Xuejian, and said in a low voice, "I'm in a mess right now, so I need a little time to think clearly. Let's be friends first, okay?"

sigh...

Beside him, He Naibin couldn't help but chuckle softly.

He whispered, "Is he the kind of friend who wakes up and sleeps together, ignores people when he's too excited, comes and leaves when he's called? Bah, scumbag!"

The three girls in COS costumes next to them all thought Lin Fang's movements were cool.

His heart was full of eyes, it was all about how gentle Lin Fang was, and what he was thinking about was that he couldn't bear to hurt his two ex-girlfriends, and he couldn't even bear to let them lose face, so he said it was a tie.

Now hearing He Naibin slandered Lin Fang so much, the three girls couldn't help but turn around and glared at him together.