I’m Not a Scumbag

Lin Fang opened his eyes, feeling dizzy and heavy, and wanted to close his eyes and sleep for a while.

But there was someone responding to his subconscious babble, she was still a girl, which surprised Lin Fang, and his spirit improved a lot.

He sat up and felt that his legs were heavy, and then saw Xiao Yumeng sitting on top of him, one foot curled up behind him unnaturally, trying his best to widen his eyes and looking at him innocently.

Lin Fang hurriedly lifted the quilt and hurriedly checked to make sure that he was in good condition and that there was no loss. He was a little disappointed and looked at Xiao Yumeng with mixed emotions.

Eyes crossed, Xiao Yumeng, who had already misunderstood Lin Fang's actions, couldn't help but argue loudly: "Hey! Lin Fang, what do you mean? Do you think I'll do anything to you? Bah! Shameless! Obviously it was you who treated me..."

"What have I done to you?"

"Nothing! You didn't do anything!"

Xiao Yumeng was agitated for a while, and almost told what Lin Fang had done in her dream. After calming down a little, she quickly dismissed her thoughts. If she really wanted to investigate, it was more her fault.

I'm not his girlfriend, and I'm not flirting with him, scolding him with my feet...

Clap!

Xiao Yumeng just thought about it for a moment, and then she felt that pink bubbles were popping all over her body, and a strange excitement spread in her heart. She actually had that kind of thought, which made her have to pat her face. Wake yourself up a bit.

She never knew that her feet would actually...

Xiao Yumeng rolled over and got off Lin Fang's body, grabbed the socks on the ground, stuffed them into his pockets, put on his shoes, and lowered his trousers to cover the foot without socks.

After doing this, Xiao Yumeng felt a little more relaxed. She said, "Then what... Since you are awake, I should leave..."

Buzz!

At this moment, Lin Fang's phone vibrated again.

Miao Xiaoxuan, who had not received a reply for a long time, sent another WeChat message to Lin Fang.

"Where are you now? I'll find you."

Lin Fang opened his phone and didn't think much about the news. He looked around and saw the hotel's logo on the bedside table. He replied with a voice, "I'm at the Lover's Island Hotel, you..."

Xiao Yumeng, who was about to leave, pounced on Lin Fang like a little tiger and snatched his phone, which not only interrupted half of his words, but also tried to withdraw the voice message Lin Fang had just sent.

"It's very close, I'll be right there, wait for me."

It's over...

Xiao Yumeng looked at the chat box where the history records had been deleted, and only three conversations remained. She wanted to cry without tears, so she gave up the withdrawal of the message.

What is there to withdraw? Miao Xiaoxuan has already heard the key content and is rushing to the hotel. Doing this will not help.

She was the one who caused the disaster. If she walks away, Miao Xiaoxuan will really be confused. The key is that she is still the initiator, the one who put her good friend on the bed of other boys!

I'm wrong!

Really wrong!

The pantyhose is all wrong!

Some jokes really can't be played!

The remorseful Xiao Yumeng also knew that now is not the time to regret and reflect. She clicked on the voice sent by Lin Fang and listened to it several times. She had an idea and captured a key message.

Fortunately, she acted fast enough, Lin Fang only said the name of the hotel, but he didn't have time to say the room number.

In this case, Miao Xiaoxuan would not be blocked in the room.

As long as the operation is done properly, there should be time to remedy it!

By now……

Xiao Yumeng turned around and looked at Lin Fang defensively, worried that he would do something drastic because his phone was robbed.

But she found that Lin Fang didn't take it seriously at all, he folded his pillows in a leisurely manner, leaned against the head of the bed lazily, and was watching her performance with a half-smile with his arms in his arms.

spit!

You are just performing!

Forget it, I won't pretend, I confess...

Breathe... breathe...

"The one who just sent you a message is my best friend, Miao Xiaoxuan."

Xiao Yumeng took a deep breath and said, "On your birthday, I gave you a performance together with her. We had heavy makeup at the time, not what we were originally. While you were sleeping, I used your mobile phone to pass the I contacted her WeChat friends and teased her a few times, but I didn't expect..."

It was only then that Lin Fang suddenly realized that he was not too sober just now. When his WeChat friend asked about it, he casually said his location.

what……

What did the girl say just now?

There were only three girls who performed for me on my birthday. Judging from her height... a girl in a sailor suit?

Lin Fang looked at Xiao Yumeng carefully, it was really hard to imagine that the girl in front of her with a full loli style was the same person as the girl in the sailor suit at that time.

"No wonder you are so mature with your makeup!"

"What! What do you mean by saying this? It's a shame that you still study law! I have asked Sister Yunxiu long ago that someone like me who has an ID card and supports himself by his own labor is in the field of civil law. , is already an adult! Hmph, macho!"

? ? ?

Actually, I just wanted to say that you have a tender face, like a loli...

Lin Fang touched his chin, always feeling that Xiao Yumeng's words revealed a great amount of information.

How do you feel, she is implying me that she is a legitimate loli?

no!

no!

Who can withstand this?

Some crimson images flashed through his mind, and he was in such a hotel room again~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Lin Fang felt that his willpower was plummeting.

No wonder girls and boys are always prone to accidents when they are alone in a confined space.

No wonder the criminal law takes the position of the two parties as the second element of the key consideration in the three-ring conviction logic (Note: ①) of the crime of strong X!

A sensible, reliable, and honest man like me can't stand it. Others are afraid that they will turn into wolves long ago and take that sinful step!

Click!

Seemingly aware of the change in Lin Fang's eyes, Xiao Yumeng stepped back to the door and unlocked the door, revealing a crack in the door where she could run out at any time, then she looked at Lin Fang and said, "Hurry up and clean up. Come with me to meet my friend."

Hey……

Pity.

No chance.

Seeing that Xiao Yumeng had retreated to the door, Lin relaxed, but secretly felt a little pity.

If you were a little more active, the relationship between the two might be different.

It may be a couple, or it may be the relationship between the plaintiff and the defendant...

Once he takes the initiative, what kind of relationship the two have, depends on Xiao Yumeng's attitude and whether she is satisfied.

If she wants to be satisfied, the two are a couple.

Not satisfied? If you are not satisfied, there is nothing else to say, eat in prison!

Men, you must persevere and do one thing well.

Note 1: The three-ring conviction logic of **** first excludes whether it is a couple and there is the possibility of X transaction, the second is whether the position of the two parties has the possibility that the woman cannot escape, is restricted by violence, coercion or other means, and the third woman afterwards attitude, usually based on whether or not to call the police. If the woman is under the age of fourteen and suffers from mental illness, it can be concluded without going through this logic.

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