I'm not a supporting character in Pokemon

"I can't eat anymore. I really can't eat anymore."

Li Xiang had a grimace and refused to be fed by a large number of people.

at this time.

It was his third day in the small town on the outskirts of Xiangcheng.

He had thought well before coming and even picked the right hotel. Unexpectedly, he was dragged to his aunt's house by Lin Feng.

Because his aunt runs a B\u0026B, there may not be any weird things, but there will definitely be a lot of empty rooms.

As it should be.

His food was basically contracted by Lin Feng's grandmother's family.

The news that the ace of the youth championship team came to this town also spread throughout just one hour.

The culprit was naturally Lin Feng, but it was not what he promoted, but earlier, he had mentioned his relationship with Li Xiang.

It was remembered by some familiar children in the town.

Then……

Then that's it.

Eat every day.

No matter what, at meal time the whole table was spread out, and the dishes were stacked as high as a nine-story pagoda.

It's a bit too enthusiastic.

Of course, a certain little hedgehog ate very happily, and his belly was as round as a ball every time he ate.

If Li Xiang hadn't considered it's health, he would have forcibly restricted its food intake and forced it to exercise.

I don’t know how many pounds I will gain!

This is not the way to raise fat in winter!

In this regard, the elves such as Blazing Roaring Tiger and Lucario expressed their praise and actively responded to the trainer's call to assist.

Xie Mi was miserable and cried every night when he went to bed. He often condemned Li Xiang for persecuting him.

Li Xiang only used a few words to silence this guy who didn't understand the situation.

"Do you think you can still fly if you keep getting fat like this? You can run for five kilometers and cry for your father and mother. How many levels do you have and no points?"

After all, it’s a level 70 Pokémon. It runs one kilometer and tells me I’m dying, two kilometer and I’m about to spit out my food, three kilometer and I’m about to die, and four kilometer and I’m going to be obedient if I make a mistake.

Five kilometers...

Sorry, it couldn't say anything at that time. It would just point its white belly toward the sky, with an attitude of "Destroy it, I'm tired."

It can be seen that what a good phantom beast was developed by Li Xiang in more than a month.

He also regretted this a little bit, and found that he had indulged Xie Mi too much. If he continued like this, let alone being a flower messenger, he would probably have physical problems.

It seems necessary to join Xie Mi's weight loss plan.

Poor Xie Mi, he thought that after this period of time passed, he could return to his original beautiful life of eating, drinking and sleeping every day.

As everyone knows, some things just can't be stopped once they start.

the other side.

After finishing the meal, various elf battles are indispensable.

There is an endless stream of challengers, including Lin Feng.

After all, elf battle is a national entertainment, and there is no big threshold. As long as there are elf, you can participate.

Li Xiang adhered to the idea of ​​​​eating after meals, satisfying their desires to be tortured one by one, and pocketing the candies by the way.

In this way, the short few days flew by like water.

The two of them would go to Celebi Forest every day, but they would get nothing every time, as if the second law had been broken.

Lin Feng regretted not being able to help Li Xiang, but the latter didn't take it to heart at all.

It is definitely impossible for him to come here this time simply to treat the devil cat.

Because it was also part of his plan to see an elf that could travel through time and space.

It doesn't matter if we can't meet each other. If we are destined to meet, we will meet anyway.

The legendary elves of the past undoubtedly prove this.

Early November.

Bai Wanhua called him and said that a friend of the Dragon People she knew had seen the Dragon God return to his nest.

After traveling for two months.

Rayquaza finally returned to work... Bah, finally returned to the throne built for him by his believers?

Good luck!

Li Xiang couldn't help but feel happy. He had been looking forward to this day for a long time, and Lucario had also been waiting for a long time.

In this case, things in Celebi Forest can only be put aside for the time being.

Come back when you are free someday?

He thought like this and didn't let Lin Feng keep an eye on him all day long. He didn't want to work hard to move forward?

That afternoon.

Packed the luggage.

Li wanted to say goodbye to a group of people and began to contact Su Qian who was far away in Wudu to ask her what her plans were.

Originally, he had the idea of ​​two people going together.

However, the trial is a solo trial and team formation is not allowed, so it is not surprising that the senior has other ideas or concerns and plans to go alone.

——"No, I'm quite free, I can do it anytime." 』

This was Susie's response.

Fifteen seconds after he sent the message.

It looks really empty.

Li Xiang thought it would take at least an hour or two to get a reply, but he didn't expect her to reply so quickly.

Just thought about it briefly.

The sooner the better.

He glanced at Lucario, who said he was massaging his head, but was actually pulling his hair out, and quickly typed a response.

So far, Li Zhehan has no signs of baldness, but his grandfather is already bald when he is less than sixty.

Baldness is hereditary.

Therefore, Li Xiang must take precautions and make plans for his black hair.

really.

After he sent the message, the force on his head suddenly became much softer.

Making Pokémon literate can sometimes be a drawback.

Li Xiang, who successfully protected his hair, was still frightened. This was the first time he saw Gouzi playing such a trick.

And it grabbed his lifeline as soon as he moved.

OK.

night.

When his parents returned from traveling, the family had a reunion dinner, and he pampered the fat translator and other elves.

Long time no see, I miss you so much!

Li Zhehan and Ms. Yin were surprised by Xie Mi's presence.

Especially the latter, as an excellent conservation base employee, is quite familiar with some wild elves wandering outside the city.

It is not like she has never seen many existences called fantasy Pokémon with her own eyes.

only.

Ms. Yin is sure that the Xie Mi she saw before was definitely not so... plump?

Um.

That's the word.

Li Xiang couldn't help but feel sad when he saw his mother's surprised face. After all, Xie Mi's current body shape was caused by his indulgence.

Fortunately, Ms. Yin didn't insist on this. She just asked him to help Xie Mi lose weight and not to imitate Dong Shi Miao.

Each elf has its own characteristics. For Dong Shimiao, the body fat rate is normal, but for Xie Mi, it may not be healthy.

Someone nodded in agreement.

Suddenly.

"By the way, why is Lucario so happy today? He seems to have a huge appetite?"

Ms. Yin asked again.

Li Xiang responded honestly, "Because it will become stronger soon, so I'm happy."

"What about Ah Fu and Ah Gu?"

"Because they can't become as strong as Lucario, so angry."

"Hey, you have to have a bowl of water to keep your balance."

"This is force majeure and it is not something I can decide. If possible, I would like everyone to have it."

"...You just have to figure it out yourself."

Ms. Yin stopped nagging and left.

Li Xiang and a bunch of elves were left staring at each other.

There is a very real problem.

What was the first reaction of the Blazing Roaring Tiger and the others after they found out that Lucario could super evolve?

——[Happy, happy for my companions. 】

What about the second reaction?

——[Can I do it too? 】

So when Li wanted to tell them that there was a high probability that there was no hope, he would naturally feel bad.

The problem is that this is reality.

Li Xiang doesn't want to paint a pie for his elves, give them a vague promise, and let them work hard for it.

If you have it, you have it, if you don't have it, you don't have it.

Lies that you think are white will be heartbreaking when they are revealed.

As for the Blazing Roaring Tigers, they say they don't believe it and always come up with some words to refute, but in fact they know more or less.

Because their trainers never talk nonsense when it comes to business.

certainly.

If special circumstances arise.

When the time comes, the slap in the face will be loud, and the angry Brother Afu and the others may still make trouble for Li Xiang.

But at that time, Li Xiang was probably dumbfounded, right?

…

Wudu Airport.

"Hold me and say it!" Hug me now! 』

"walk on my own."

Li Xiang ignored Xie Mi's expression of about to cry, pulled the suitcase and left expressionlessly.

In just a few days.

This little hedgehog knew that its beautiful life was gone forever, and it just kept messing around and acting.

It has some effect at first, it can arouse someone's sympathy.

But the routine loses its effectiveness after being used for a long time.

So much so that now I am not even allowed to put my suitcase on my back, and I have to walk by myself all the time.

What can Semiy do?

Without the large team, its foraging ability is close to zero, otherwise it would not have been hungry for so many days in Kirishima, where food is everywhere. It only relies on photosynthesis and sucking a small amount of nectar every day to survive.

It’s hard to find a “job”, but you can’t just leave it casually if you don’t get good treatment, right?

It can only continue to endure Li Xiang's "atrocities".

fortunately.

Not long after walking forward, Li Xiang met a tool man... ah no, a beautiful human girl.

Xie Mi immediately rushed over excitedly and asked Susie to be its humanoid vehicle.

Susie didn't know why, but she hugged her subconsciously.

"Mi~"

I feel that my sore limbs are relieved.

Semiy let out a cry of relief.

"I'm trying to lose weight for it...forget it, just tell me the time of the high-speed train first."

Li Xiang glared at Xie Mi helplessly and started asking about business.

The high-speed train is scheduled for two hours later.

The reason for not flying is because Ryquaza's airspace is Rayquaza's territory. It doesn't matter if you fly at a low altitude of several thousand meters, whether it's in the ozone layer where it likes to go.

All flights are prohibited.

If you ignore it, it's okay if Rayquaza is gone, and you can write a suicide note or try to survive by parachuting.

Even skydiving has a low survival rate.

Although Rayquaza doesn't eat people, he likes to poke holes in other people's parachutes and watch them fall vertically.

These are all bloody actual cases to alert the world.

To a Pokémon, their territory is sacrosanct, and unless you can defeat it, don't even think about trying to reason with it.

So the means of transportation to Longdu is either a car, a train or a high-speed rail.

There isn't even an airport there.

"You're not in such a hurry, are you?"

Su Qian was a little surprised by Li Xiang's impatience.

According to her personal opinion, there is no need to be in such a hurry. Rayquaza won't fly away in the near future anyway, so adjusting to the condition is the most important thing.

"Let's go and talk later."

Li Xiang responded, pulled Xie Mi out of Su Qian's arms, and got into the latter's car.

He could wait, but Lucario couldn't wait any longer.

This dog will probably go crazy if I drag it on any longer.

Obviously its desire for evolution has not been so strong before... It may have something to do with the pie that Li Xiang drew a long time ago.

He had been chewing on that air cake for more than two years, looking forward to it day and night, always thinking that Metagross would super evolve again.

Now that I have finally touched it, I can't bear it anymore.

This shows how harmful the pie thing is.

but.

It was definitely wrong to be so anxious. Li Xiang planned to wait until he got to Longdu, live there, and then give this bitch a good education.

inside the car.

Xie Mi, who returned to the familiar embrace, shouted that he had consumed too much energy and urgently needed Cookie to get some blood back.

You don’t have to be picky about your taste, just eat whatever you have.

It's a pity that Li Xiang turned a deaf ear and concentrated on discussing the Dragon God Trial with Su Qian.

[Dragon God Trial].

There is no challenge time limit, and there are a total of one hundred floors of the tower.

As long as the challenger can successfully climb to the top of the tower and be recognized by Rayquaza, he will receive a key stone, a designated super stone.

The rules have been this way for thousands of years.

In the eyes of many people, the focus of the trial is not the process of climbing the tower, but the one behind it.

If Rayquaza doesn't like you, it won't matter how fast you climb the tower.

If someone says no, they will block you back.

therefore.

In the main strategy for Dragon God Trial, in addition to climbing the tower, it is also important to please Rayquaza.

Normally, appetite and the desire to become stronger occupy a large part of a Pokémon's desires.

Others definitely couldn't help it with the latter, but it could satisfy Rayquaza's appetite.

Therefore, food content occupies a large part in the Dragon God Trial Strategy Book within the association.

Of course, this method does not work every time.

Occasionally, Rayquaza would be indifferent to the food provided by the challenger, or even fight against it.

Yes.

The dignified Dragon God is very shameless and has the courage to go down and beat up the challengers, giving them a lesson they will never forget.

In this regard, everyone is treated equally regardless of whether they are dragon people or not.

It is said that a man was once thrown from the thousand-meter-high Sky Tower by it, but he managed to save his life by saving himself.

It can be seen that compared to those in the animation, Rayquaza not only retains the violent character, but also adds a lot of bad taste.

How direct is it in the animation?

Just open your mouth and do it, no matter who you are.

There are a lot of Rayquaza flowerheads here. I don't know if they are bored because they have lived for too long and haven't slept like the fat-headed fish and the flightless ones.

So besides providing delicious food, are there any other strategies?

some.

According to the association's internal records, one challenger told Rayquaza a short story and successfully gained recognition from the green caterpillar.

Is it okay to tell stories?

Many people couldn't believe it, but the challenger had indeed won a complete set of Key Stones and Super Stones.

Facts speak louder than words.

When the next challenger learned about this, he also went to tell Rayquaza.

As a result, it was blasted away by its destructive death light.

It can be seen that some routines can only be used once.

After reading all the successful cases, Li Xiang basically confirmed the best way to obtain Rayquaza——

The appearance matches Rayquaza's aesthetic.

Most of the time, many challengers were neither given good food nor told miscellaneous stories.

Just by standing in front of it, I got the Key Stone and Super Stone back.

Too simple and crude.

Unfortunately, Rayquaza's aesthetics are not fixed, and are somewhat different from human aesthetics.

Susie thought she looked good from a human perspective, but from Rayquaza's perspective...

unknown.

She had a headache and wanted to try to see if she could take the wrong approach.

And what Li Xiang said.

Then he was thinking about what would happen if Lin Feng went up to face Rayquaza.

Maybe it’s because you refuse first and then impress it with your perseverance?

Suppress first and then raise.

Very normal.

So what kind of treatment will he get if he goes up there?

Li Xiang thought about it for a long time and felt that he should be able to attract Pokémon...in every sense of the word.

If Rayquaza is unwilling to give it, can we defeat it by calling Mewtwo over?

Well.

This idea is a bit dangerous.

Not to mention whether he will win or not, if he beats the Dragon God of the Dragon People, it is very likely that he will not be able to leave the Dragon City.

His reputation is probably ruined, and the association will cause trouble for him.

Hey, a mere green caterpillar can actually make other people move their whole bodies with just a hint of his hair. That's okay.

Li Xiang looked at the high-speed rail station just around the corner, and his heart began to beat.

Nervous.