I’m really not the number one salt fish in Soul Society

——However, some minor flaws in details have been eliminated.

Probably about three times more handsome

“……Is this the vanity of men?”Liuyue covered her face and sighed,”Forget it, Master, as long as you are happy, that’s all.”

“What is vanity?……”Mizhen rolled his eyes:”If I give you a chance to become three times more beautiful, would you be willing to give it up?”

Liuyue replied in seconds:”Of course not.”

“What about a hammer?!”Mizhen roared

“There’s nothing you can do about it, my character is all based on yours.”Liu Yue shrugged and said,”Even this double standard is”

“……”

After giving Liu Yue a hard look, Mizhen submitted the result of pinching his face to the system. The system quickly gave him a”loading successful” prompt, and he just waited to go out and give it a try.

Now that his goal has been achieved, Yizhen no longer intends to stay here and chat with this Zanpakutō spirit who specializes in killing people, even if he wants to quit the sword Zen——

“Hey, wait a minute, don’t leave in a hurry.

Liuyue, who was sitting on the bed, waved to him:”I have something to tell you.””

“Um?”Mizhen stopped,”What’s wrong?”

“Ahem…although it’s a bit…hard to say”

“？”

At this point, Liuyue turned her eyes to the ceiling, and suddenly there was a suspicious blush on her face:”Although I can understand the excitement of a virgin who has been in forty years and suddenly has a new life, but please control your emotions. After all, I… well, I can basically sense what you are thinking, such as… imagining body positions and other behaviors.”

Mizhen was stunned for a moment, and then his face turned red.

“Climb, climb, crawl!!!”He roared in embarrassment, and then cut off the sword without hesitation.

After returning to the room, Yazhen was still a little angry.

Is it my fault that I was… a virgin?

When I was killed by a dump truck in my previous life, He was just a struggling college student preparing for the postgraduate entrance examination. He was busy memorizing words and answering questions all day long, and had no time to find a partner.

After time travel, it took Mizhen a lot of time just to accept Soul Society, and he has been there ever since. I studied at the Mao Spiritual Arts Academy, and I had a lot of free time after graduation. However, the environment of the Gotei 13 was really yang-yang-yin-waning. There were not many female Shinigami at all, and there was also the issue of compatibility of the three views. , at the last look, only Lisa Yatomaru was left as a target.

However, sometimes, being too familiar with her was also a sin.

Of course, he and Lisa had a friendly relationship like brothers, drinking and playing cards. , it’s not a problem to meet up for a trip or even hide together to read pornographic books.

But the more this happens, the harder it is for him to express his desire to go further.

After all, the relationship between them has not been very good from the beginning. Like serious men and women… Most of the reason why Mizhen was promoted quickly was because of Lisa’s support. Over time, they got along with each other like siblings. It’s so sad.

If it hadn’t been for what happened to Aizen, it might have been many years before there was an opportunity to change this situation.

……From this perspective, it seemed that he still had to say thank you to Aizen.

Things in the world are impermanent, nothing more than that.

After a while, someone suddenly knocked on Mizhen’s door.

“Mizhen, I want to come in.”

A familiar voice came from outside the house.

“Isn’t there a sign?……”Mizhen rolled his eyes,”Captain, it’s time for you to learn how to respect privacy!”

“This is wrong.”

Having said this, the wooden door of the room was slowly opened, revealing the spring water hidden behind it.

He walked in familiarly, sat down, took the teapot and made himself a cup, and said after taking a sip :”Didn’t I knock on the door?”

“……”Yizhen stared at him silently until Chun Shui whistled and looked away.

“Well, captain, I came to you with business.”Chun Shui took a sip of tea and said,”The Soul Society has been very chaotic these days.”

As Chunshui said, Soul Society has been in chaos recently. It has simply turned into a plate of overturned stew.

In the past three days, the news that many members of the Masked Army have disappeared has been exposed, and the furious Forty The Sixth Chamber showed an unusually high efficiency, adding a lot of blame to Urahara and others in one breath, and sent a large team of people to search all sides of the Soul Society in an effort to find these traitors. The missing Koya was also arrested It was judged to be death, and the blame was naturally placed on Urahara.

As a result, the Gotei 13 suddenly lost six captains, three deputy captains and the chief and deputy leaders of the Kidō clan.

Senior personnel disappeared within one day. For nearly half of the time, anyone with a little political knowledge can understand how terrifying this situation is.

Therefore, after the execution was issued, Seireitei immediately fell into huge turmoil.

How to fill in the vacant captain and vice-captain? , how to hand over the work they are responsible for, and more, more far-reaching impacts… everything is a huge problem.

But all of this has nothing to do with Mizhen.

He made up a”Heart-wounded, please take a leave of absence” excuse, he locked himself in the room and immediately entered a state of peace with the world.

But now that Chun Shui has come to the door, the effect of the excuse has probably ended.

“Please speak, captain.”Mizhen scratched his head,”But it’s best not to be too troublesome.”

“It’s not easy to agree to this request.……”

Chun Shui sighed:”Mizhen, you understand the situation.……”

“Wait a minute!”Mizhen warned,”Don’t try to lower my psychological defense with such words!”

Hearing this, Chun Shui cast a regretful and sad look at Mizhen:”In that case, then I will directly……”

Yizhen stood up quickly:”I suddenly felt a little stomachache, so you don’t have to wait for me to go to the latrine captain.”

But when he turned and walked out of the room, Chun Shui suddenly grabbed his arm and said:

“There is no use hiding. Even if you enter the hut, I will follow you and finish your sentence.”

“……”

Mizhen clicked his tongue, turned around and sat down,”Okay.……”

“All in all, due to Lisa-chan’s ‘defection’, the position of deputy captain of our eighth division became vacant. Chunshui cleared his throat,”It’s a time when we are thirsty for talents. Mizhen, are you interested in filling the vacancy of your sister Lisa?””

Mizhen immediately shook his head like a rattle.

Are you kidding me?! Whoever wants to take this crappy position of vice-captain can take it!

Salary and power don’t matter. The key is that the workload of the vice-captain is really heavy, almost Not to mention being on call 24 hours a day, even the documents to be processed are more than ten times that of his five seats!

“How can I be a mere salted fish?”Mizhen said firmly,”You’d better hire someone else… I think Nanao is good. She works seriously and is very responsible.”

——His attitude of resistance was so firm that he even used honorifics.

Chun Shui said with empty eyes:”Qixu is not yet an adult.……”

“Anyway, you’d better find someone else to do this.”Mizhen crossed his arms to show resistance and said:”I sit very comfortably in the fifth seat. It is impossible to change.”

“I guessed that you would answer this way……”

Chun Shui raised his hand and scratched his face:”If that’s the case, then I can’t force it.”

Mizhen said excitedly:”That’s how it should be!”

“——But you also know that the Gotei 13 have been short of manpower recently.” suddenly,���Shui changed the topic:”As a team member, you also have the obligation to play a role in the chaos.”

The logic was impeccable, and Mizhen could only nod.

Then he saw the cunning smile on Chun Shui’s face.

“So, I have a secret mission for you.”Chun Shui patted his chest,”The rewards are rich, the cycle is short, and the risks are very small.”

“It sounds like there’s a problem……”Mizhen’s mouth twitched ，”Can I say no?”

“Then you choose one, a promotion or a mission?”Chun Shui raised two fingers,”Although I can’t directly identify you as the vice-captain, I still have the power to promote you to the third and fourth seats.”

“this……”

Mizhen, like everyone else, has a harmonious personality.

If he directly told you that he needed you to perform a secret mission, he would definitely refuse to do it.

But if you advocate for him to be promoted and let him take on more work, he will mediate and be willing to carry out secret missions!

Mizhen raised his hands in surrender.

Although it has a suspicious atmosphere like a pyramid scheme, it is somewhat credible when it comes from Chun Shui’s mouth. Although it is a bit of a joke to say it this way, Chun Shui just almost caused Lisa to die because of his”wrong decision-making”. At this time, There was no way he would let Mizhen do something uncertain.

“All right……”Mizhen sighed,”It’s best if the remuneration is really rich.”

Chun Shui pointed out two fingers:”Two years’ salary.”

Mizhen raised his eyebrows:”Deal.”

After some dirty transactions, The two of them sat down facing each other at the coffee table again and began to talk in detail.

“Specifically, what is the task?”

Mizhen asked the question he was most concerned about:”Where will it be executed and how many people will be beaten?”

“what’s on your mind……”Shunshui took out his pipe and lit it for himself,”It’s within the Seireitei, and there’s no need to use violence… Well, in principle that’s the case”

“Don’t take such a dangerous turn, as it sounds.……”

“After all, Captain, I am not a prophet.”Chun Shui took a deep breath of cigarette, touched his chin and said,”……Where to start? Well, Mizhen, you should know the most critical part of this ‘rebellion’, right?”

“Who knows?”Mizhen replied casually,”I guess the head of the Sifengyuan family is also among the ranks of ‘rebels’.”

“That’s right.”

Chun Shui nodded:”Although I feel sorry for Hirako and the others, the head of one of the five princes becoming a ‘rebel’ is much more serious than several captains dying in the line of duty. As soon as the Sifengyuan family heard this The news exploded, and even the entire Secret Mobile and lower-level nobles such as the Feng family began to be confused.”