I’m really not the number one salt fish in Soul Society

OK…it doesn’t seem to work.

So in order to prevent the tragedy of being unable to hold back even half a fart if he really talked about it later, he immediately used another body to perform an emergency sword meditation and sink his mind into his own mental world.

“Quick, quick, quick, Jianghu saves you……”

As soon as he entered, he shouted at lightning speed, but before he could finish his words, he was so stunned by the sight in front of him that he almost lost his breath.

——I saw Xu Lan and Liu Yue sitting in front of the computer table, each holding a controller. The surround sound system next to them was playing the background music of a famous fighting game. It seemed that the two of them were fighting passionately just a second ago. state, but now he was startled by Mizhen at the same time and was looking at him in confusion.

Although it is a bit sudden, here is a brief introduction.

After Xulan was born, didn’t Mizhen entrust Niyue Shigure to educate her? After the latter agreed, he wrote a package of curriculum plans in private, intending to use elite education to make Xulan a good person for society. Useful man of culture – and then failed.

Looking at it from the perspective of hindsight, we can understand that Xu Lan is actually the materialization of elements such as rebellion and violence in Mizhen’s heart, and it is also mixed with a very strong chuuni aura. What can you do to this kind of guy? It is obviously completely unfeasible to use reason, but Shigure in the back of the moon also reflected on the violent measures he took to educate Liuyue, and decided not to use similar methods a second time if it is not necessary—— So the two sides were in a stalemate, and no result was reached after more than ten years.

At this moment, Liuyue took action.

To be precise, it can’t be called a move, because she completed the training indicators given by Niyue Shigure during that period, and then started to sit in the room and mess around as usual, while Xu Lan was… Teacher Niyue Shigure chased her with her heart racing around the world. By an accidental coincidence, she ran into Liuyue’s room and immediately discovered the benefits of it.

Niyue Shigure is a person who keeps his word. He said that as long as Liuyue meets her requirements, he will not interfere with her affairs casually. That means he really will not do this again. In other words, he will not enter this room casually. ——Even if Xu Lan is hiding inside, he will formally ask Liu Yue for permission if he really wants to come in.

After discovering this bug, Xu Lan, who had learned a lot, began to frequently go to Liuyue’s territory – after all, this dead otaku only cares about playing games, and all other problems can be solved as long as he can. If he didn’t disturb her, she wouldn’t bother even if he was lying on her bed.

As a result, after this back and forth… Xu Lan was infected by Liu Yue and became a half-good loser. He was just the kind of irritable player who started to have a bad mouth at the slightest disagreement.

But even so, it was much better than the middle-class brat who was stubborn and disobedient all day long. After playing the game for a long time, she miraculously learned how to listen to others, and her education was successful.

But the so-called flowers that were deliberately planted did not bloom, and the willows that were unintentionally planted to create shade were what Niyue Shigure had spent a lot of energy on but failed to accomplish. Liu Yue was able to do it easily – this made Niyue Shigure extremely frustrated. It’s been a long time, and to this day, she gets anxious whenever this topic is mentioned.

Well… this can actually be explained. After all, Mizhen was an Internet-addicted teenager for a period of time in his previous life. It is not surprising that Xulan, who inherited his middle school side, has similar tendencies.

It can be seen from this that useless people also have the benefits of useless people to a certain extent…

However, Yizhen, who often runs in and fights with these two people when he is idle and bored, is probably not qualified to say that he is just a good person.

“Forget it…I’m too lazy to care about you.”

Mizhen rolled his eyes and walked out of the room at the speed of light. The two of them walked around and walked to the room where Niyue Shigure usually stayed. They pushed open the door and made sure that the person they were looking for was inside. So he sat directly in and started asking without missing a second.

“You should understand the matter. Let me copy the answer!”

“……”Nigetsu Shigure glanced at him subtly, and then sighed:”Each Zanpakutō has its own temper, but the underlying logic is the same… Well, just repeat what I said.”

………………………………………

“Can you really tell us how to practice Swastika?”

Sure enough, as soon as Mizhen finished speaking, almost everyone present gathered around him with eyes shining brightly.

“……It’s not a secret.”Mizhen touched his chin and said,”Although I think my experience may not be universal.”

“That is also very valuable! Hisagi Shuhei said loudly,”We have all mastered the swastika for many years, but we have no clue how to solve the swastika… Even if you, Vice Captain Watanabe, just share some simple insights, it is still very valuable to us.” of”

“yes”

“yes!”

“That’s right!”

A large number of people praised Hisagi Shuhei’s remarks, almost making Yazhen feel like he was facing a group of repeaters.

The only exceptions were Matsumoto Rangiku and Madarame Ikkaku, the former looked at him blankly A casual suggestion is more popular than a specially prepared gossip proposal, and the latter looks away in embarrassment, not knowing what he is thinking.

“ha.”At that time, I saw Hitsugaya Toshiro gloating twice,”Matsumoto, everyone can still tell what is more attractive!”

Matsumoto Rangiku:”……”

She hesitated to speak, then was silent for a few seconds, and then shrank into the corner of the room with a very hurt attitude. However, everyone here had no conscience and ignored her. Even Hinamori Momo just looked back. After taking a quick look, he continued to squeeze towards Mizhen, for fear of missing even one word of teaching.

Theoretically speaking, the swastika course should be worth every penny. Mizhen had forgotten that there was such a thing just now. Now seeing this scene, he felt that he should insert a fee sign first, but he had already said that. It would be a bit ugly to try to make up some conditions at this time… Anyway, he is not short of money, so he just treats it as welfare for his family.

I don’t feel bad at all, that’s right, not at all!

“Then let me think about where to start……”

Yizhen scratched his head, ostensibly thinking, but actually listening to Nigetsu Shigure’s voice in the mental world, and repeating it:”In short, you should know – the key to whether you can swastika is the Zanpakutō Do you recognize you?”

“The captain told me the same thing.”

Izuru Kira said quietly:”I have done sword meditation many times for this, but every time I go in, I am beaten up by Wabisuke… I really can’t figure out how he can recognize me.”

Others also nodded, obviously having similar troubles.

“Generally speaking, it is the method written in the textbook of Zhenyang Spiritual Arts Academy.”Mizhen said,”If you want to gain the recognition of Zanpakutō, it’s best to use force to make them surrender. This should be the method you use, right?”

Everyone nodded, but Toshiro Hitsugaya, who was listening with one ear, suddenly coughed dryly.

Upon seeing this, Yazhen added with a bad intention:”Of course, there are also Hitsugaya Sanchi who are so capable. An example of the sword actively offering its power, but we probably can’t learn from it.”

“That’s right! Someone suddenly got angry and said,”

This kind of genius is the most hateful!””

Everyone turned around and saw that Rangiku Matsumoto had come up to her at some point and joined the conversation without any obstacles.

Wow, is it really okay that you changed so quickly? Can you have a little more integrity?

Mi Zhenzhen glanced at her speechlessly, and then continued:”But I used another method – I’ll say it first, I don’t guarantee that it will work, and if it fails, it may be life-threatening. Even so, you guys Do you want to listen too?”

“Practicing swastika…even if it is a normal process, life may be in danger.”Ayasegawa Yumichika suddenly said,”Everyone here must have tried it – take my vine peacock as an example. Every time I finish training, he will beat me so hard that I can’t get out of bed for several days.”

“My wind is dead……”As soon as Hisagi Shuhei started speaking, he slapped himself on the head, looking like he couldn’t bear to look back.

Most of the others looked concerned, but Hitsugaya Toshiro seemed a little baffled.

What? Could anyone’s Zanpakutō embarrass its master? No way, right?

——Although he doesn’t mean to be sinister, that’s roughly what his expression is.

“In short, no matter how harsh the Zanpakuto’s attitude is, they always love their master… Of course, the form of love may have its own deviations, so you can put away your doubtful eyes.”

Having said this, Yizhen slapped the table, lowered his voice and said:”If you really want to get the power of Swastika, you might as well try my ‘moral kidnapping method’. To put it simply, it is to use the Zanpakutō. Bet your life, let them either hand over the swastika, or give you a knife – I came up with this temporary method just because I wanted to gain strength before the criminals invaded.”

Seeing the wonderful expressions on everyone’s faces, especially those who were eager to try, Mizhen quickly added

“But don’t try it easily. Now is the age of peace. You are not as anxious to gain power as you were back then. Doing so may push the Zanpakutō into a hurry, and the gain outweighs the loss.”

The narration of Nigetsu Shigure ends here. According to her, as long as the basic strength is sufficient, there is about 60% certainty that the swastika can be obtained in this way. The task itself is not time-limited, and Yizhen does not expect to say it casually. Once you get through it, you’ll be enlightened. Anyway, let’s take a lesson first to see who has more potential, and then get one-on-one tutoring. This will be more reliable, right?

………………………………………

At this time, in the eighth team.

After receiving an urgent call from his niece last night, Shunsui rushed back from Rukongai at full speed, even abandoning the task at hand, and then crossed half of the border in less than a day. Distance from Soul Society, secretly returned to the team building

“What you mean is… there is something wrong with Mizhen?”

Facing Nanao and Ayamaru’s narration, Shunsui narrowed his eyes in confusion:”Indeed… no matter how much he says, it is impossible for him to suddenly become diligent at work, but with this level of suspicion,……”

——Facts have proved that Mizhen’s reputation has been quite stable in the negative field. Even Shunsui had great doubts immediately after listening to the narrative. It is really sad.

“Isn’t this enough?”Nanao said firmly,”Of course, I also thought about whether it might be a simple misunderstanding, but if something really goes wrong, neither of us are fighting types. We can’t defeat the deputy captain at all, and investigating without permission is just sheep. Just entering the tiger’s mouth”

“……”Chun Shui thought for a moment, then suddenly rolled his eyes and said in a different tone:”In that case, the safest and fastest way would be to report directly to the main team building and find Old Man Shan or the Que Department to support you. Why? Are you delaying all day to wait for me to come back?”

Nanao was startled for a moment, and then replied in a low voice like talking to himself:”If you report it to the headquarters… they might arrest Brother Watanabe… the vice-captain directly. Well, that kind of thing……”

“Ah… Nanao is indeed a gentle and good child.”

Chun Shui smoothed down the hair that had become messy due to the fatigue all the way. The tired look on his face suddenly disappeared as if he had been inspired by something, and even his tone became happy:”It’s very thoughtful – it doesn’t matter. , Captain, I’m back, I’m here to support you!”

Seeing this, Ayamaru subconsciously complained:”Vice Captain Watanabe, do you know you are so partial?……”

Shunshui didn’t feel any embarrassment when he heard this. Instead, he raised a finger without shame and said,”That boy Yizhen is just a waiter. How can he compare with my Nanao?”

Ayamaru:”……”

Even Nanao was confused by his exaggerated words. He reached out and rubbed his temples vigorously before returning to the topic:”In short…my plan is to go to the vice-captain’s room to search first. Let’s see if we can find any clues, and then go directly to investigate him personally… I’ll ask you, captain, to accompany you.”

“No problem, no problem, I can help the team members at any time.”

Chun Shui laughed twice with a mean expression, and then took the initiative to walk to the accommodation area:”Is this Zha Mizhen’s room? Let me take the lead.”

Nanao and Ayamaru sighed in unison, holding their foreheads, and then followed.

The three of them quickly bypassed the sight of all other team members and arrived at Yizhen’s residence.

Since their status in the Soul Society does not matter, There was a need to hide something, so Mizhen didn’t place any defensive barrier near the address of the team building, so they slipped in effortlessly.

But this is the so-called mindset. For the Shinigami, , the barriers used for warning, surveillance and defense are the mainstream, so these three people only did some investigation of ghost methods, but did not think of other places.

For example… pinhole cameras installed in the beams.

Purely The technology and ruthless work, without any supernatural elements, perfectly hid it from these guys who grew up in Soul Society and had little connection with the Technology Development Bureau, allowing Mizhen to get it in the first place. There was news that someone had invaded the house.

Of course, Watanabe Yasuma was still giving lectures to the vice-captains at this time, so the action turned to Sunashi.

After watching the surveillance camera, he saw the trio sneaking into his room. After that, he immediately called Yan Yuan Jinle and asked him to be ready to deliver the goods at any time.

However, the three people who had been spied on all the time were unaware and were still conducting investigations according to Soul Society’s ancient criminal investigation methods.

“The stuff is nothing special.……”

After rummaging through boxes and cabinets, I faced the tables, chairs, benches, pots and pans in front of me. Chun Shui said thoughtfully:”They are all ordinary daily necessities.”

“No, that’s the biggest problem. Nanao immediately answered,”How could Vice Captain Watanabe arrange his living environment in such an ordinary way?””

“Yes, Mizhen has always liked to collect strange things. How could he only have these things in his room?! Chun Shui hissed and said horrifiedly,”It’s broken. Is there really something wrong with that kid?””

After thinking of this, Nanao immediately went out and found several team members and chief officers who lived nearby, and asked them one by one questions such as”Has Watanabe Yama done anything unusual recently?” Because Most people don’t dare to press their boss to gossip, so she deliberately used some threats.

In the end, she actually found out a lot of interesting things.

“vice captain?…Ah, that’s true. Hasn’t he been working hard in the past few days? Was he punished by the captain?”

“Hmm…at night four or five days ago, I think I saw Mr. Watanabe carrying a few boxes outside the team building. Was he disposing of some garbage? Anyway, when I was cleaning, I saw a pile of paper dust there. I don’t know if this is abnormal.”

“Ise Sanchi, you have asked the right person! Just a week ago, when I got up to eat supper, I happened to hear him shouting something at someone in the room…I don’t know the specific content, but shouting so loudly in the middle of the night…should be considered quite abnormal.”

“vice captain? He used to like to come to the canteen to find a chef to set up a small stove after get off work, but he seems to have stopped doing that in recent days. Is it because the new chef doesn’t suit his taste?”

After collecting a lot of horrifying information, Nanao first went to the garbage disposal area to find the paper ashes that Yizhen had burned a few days ago, and then went to the canteen to find the chef and asked him about his latest recipe. Then he returned to Yizhen’s residence with the harvest.

However, Shunsui did not interfere in these processes, he was only concerned about her safety – after all, he was still technically performing tasks in Rukongai. If he was caught by others, But it’s not good

“Sure enough, there is a big problem!

Nanao said in an almost horrified tone:”He actually lives on rice balls every day recently!” And these ashes… it seems that they are all burned from the paper in the world – there is nothing in the room, so he can only burn it personally… Ahem, magazines!

At this time, even Chun Shui’s eyes widened:”Tell me more about the magazine!””