I'm the best catcher in martial arts

The cook in the Hou Mansion has been very tired recently.

Mu Ying's weapon is a drum, urn, and golden hammer. Binding to the hammer is not only strength, but also appetite.

It may not be invincible with the drum, urn, and golden hammer, but it must be very powerful and eat a lot.

The cooks in the Hou Mansion are used to this. They know what Mr. Hou likes to eat and can prepare it in advance. However, recently there have been a few big-bellied men who can eat at the same table.

Not to mention anything else, just three big bellies of Mu Ying, Shen Lian, and Tang Zhuquan are not enough for a table of food.

If you include companions, you will need at least three tables of food and four buckets of rice for each meal.

Mu Ying was refining Tang Bamboo Quan, each person had a bucket, and the others shared another bucket, just enough to eat them all.

Shen Lian and Tang Zhuquan had a meal competition, and they drank and drank like water from the Yangtze River. After entering their temple of the five internal organs, Mu Ying was inspired to be heroic, and it can be said that an old man went crazy as a teenager.

The dining table was filled with the sound of chewing, as if there were three thousand locusts gnawing and crunching together, which made people feel a bit sour, but it was not eerie or cold.

Not only was it not cold, it was very hot.

Passionate and passionate.

But just dozens of miles away, in a luxuriously decorated house, the sound of chewing erupted, but it was like a ghost in the middle of the night, as if a devil was knocking on the bones and sucking out the marrow.

It's really knocking at the bones and sucking out the marrow.

One by one, the fragrant and plump fried chicken was put into the fat and bloody mouth. After three mouthfuls, one fried chicken was swallowed into the belly with the skin and bones.

Crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch...

The sound of crunching chicken bones filled the room.

The ones who made the ghostly cries were a group of extremely fat women. Generally speaking, words such as "plump" should be used to describe women with wide figures.

To describe these women, the only word is fat.

Because the thinnest one among them is twenty or thirty kilograms heavier than Tang Zhuquan, and the fattest one looks like an elephant that has become a sperm. At first glance, it is full of fat.

Great joy female Bodhisattva!

The godmother of Wudu Boy.

There were three tables placed around the Great Joyous Bodhisattva, filled with wine and food, and five or six handsome men in colorful clothes clustered around her.

Some of these men were tapping her legs, some were rubbing her back, some were fanning her, and some were holding gold cups in their hands and feeding her wine.

The cup was as big as a toilet. It was filled with thirty-year-old Xifeng wine and weighed at least fifty or sixty kilograms.

The man holding the cup did not show any signs of fatigue. It seemed that he was holding an ordinary wine cup instead of a huge gold cup, which showed that his martial arts skills were quite impressive.

Normal people would be so disgusted that they would not be able to eat after seeing this kind of scene. Even Shen Lian would be so disgusted that he would eat vegetarian food for three to five days when he saw the Great Joy Bodhisattva.

So damn fat!

So greasy!

I'm afraid it weighs half a ton, right?

The female Bodhisattva of Great Joy was born with a broad frame. She became fat at a young age and was ridiculed by people around her.

Over time, the inner distortion, coupled with the practice of the secret method of the devil's religion, made the body fatter and fatter, and the inner heart became more and more twisted, crazy, and crazy.

If someone uses soul-moving or soul-searching techniques on her, it will never have any effect. She is completely immune to spiritual techniques.

Some people may be able to control a crazy madman, but they can never control a madman who is both crazy and sane.

The Great Joyful Female Bodhisattva belongs to the latter category.

Her madness comes from her body shape, but other places are very normal, and she is even far smarter than ordinary people. Those who deceive her will mostly have tragic consequences.

The women, the old, the crippled, the ugly, all of them are killed, leaving only the handsome boys with fair faces, taming them into male favorites, and then blasting them into meat when they get tired of playing with them.

Do you know what this means?

This shows that the aesthetic beauty of the Great Joyful Female Bodhisattva is normal.

At least she has a normal aesthetic for men, and knows what is handsome and what is ugly, but at the same time she truly feels that fat women are the most beautiful.

Both normal and abnormal.

This kind of talent is the most terrifying.

Because her heart is almost beyond comprehension.

Even a character like Liu Suifeng felt a little retching when he saw the Great Joyous Bodhisattva chewing chicken bones, and would not be able to eat for the next three days.

The Great Joyful Female Bodhisattva snorted coldly: "Why did you come to me? Do you want to compensate me for being your godson? I don't like pretty boys like you. Most of them are of no use to you."

As she spoke, the Great Joyous Female Bodhisattva made a sound and spat out seven or eight pieces of fried chicken meat stained with saliva.

The male pets rushed forward in a hurry, fighting for the spat out minced meat, and even started fighting over it. Liu Suifeng became more and more disgusted and even wanted to vomit it out.

"I'm here to negotiate terms with you, not to talk nonsense with you, Great Joyful Female Bodhisattva. I'm here to advise you very seriously. You must respect me."

Liu Suifeng squeezed out a few words from between her teeth.

If the Great Joy Bodhisattva dares to disgust him again, he will not mind killing everyone here.

Liu Suifeng has this ability.

When he wants to kill someone, even if the target is the abbot of Shaolin, he can easily kill him.

The Bodhisattva of Great Joy is very difficult to deal with, and her fat body is the best defense. The thick fat can block cuts and stabs from swords, and can also defend against poisonous insects and poisonous beasts.

Someone once hit her with a poison-quenching concealed weapon. The Great Joyous Bodhisattva scratched her face with a ferocious smile, grabbed off a large piece of fat, and dug out the poisoned part.

Then, that person experienced the most miserable and dark three years in his life. When he died, he had been squeezed into a human being, and he would regret it in his next life.

The Great Joyous Female Bodhisattva is also proficient in the secret technique of the Demonic Cult, the "Iron Chewing Technique". This method can temper the teeth and chew steel like sugar cane. Using the energy of gold and iron, she can temper her internal organs and make them stronger and stronger.

This monster, who is as fat as a pig, is actually very healthy. If he hits her with a cow from across the mountain and shakes her internal organs, she can easily defend against it.

There is fat on the outside, tempered body on the inside, and the unique mentality of integrating the inside and outside makes her very difficult to deal with.

But so what?

No matter how difficult she is to deal with, is she comparable to the abbot of Shaolin? Is she comparable to the head of Wudang?

Liu Suifeng wanted to kill the Great Joy Bodhisattva, and he could kill her at any time. However, this monster had great use value, and it would be too wasteful to kill her directly.

"Let me say it for the last time, I'm here to negotiate terms with you, not to see you tame your male pet!"

A murderous intent flashed in Liu Suifeng's eyes.

The Great Joyous Female Bodhisattva snorted, and instead of continuing to do disgusting things, she raised the elephant's leg and kicked the man next to her three or four feet away.

"What's the matter?"

"Kill someone."

"who?"

"The Sun and Moon God Sect, the East is undefeated."

"I can't go up to Blackwood Cliff."

"Someone will send you up, and someone will help you carry out the assassination. All you have to do is kill."

"I can't beat Dongfang Bubai."

"So you have to rescue a helper first. Someone will tell you the specific mission. In about three quarters of an hour, that person will come to you for help."

The Great Joyful Female Bodhisattva snorted coldly: "It's not you who makes the deal with me, but that person, right?"

Liu Suifeng nodded: "I'm just promoting your cooperation. You can accept all the things she gives you. The things I give you can be regarded as extra gifts and can also be regarded as compensation."

"What price can you pay?"

"This is a wonderful magical skill that I stole from my undercover agent in the Demon Sect in the Western Regions. It is the most secret technique of the Demon Sect."

Liu Suifeng threw a volume of secret books over.

The Great Joyful Female Bodhisattva took the secret book, and her eyes, squeezed into two lines by the fat, were wider than eggs.

"The Magic Sword Transforms Blood, the Demonic Blood Magic"

This is one of the most powerful magical skills of the Demon Sect. It does not use internal energy to form a bloody sword light, nor does it melt all the opponent's blood, nor does it use blood to practice martial arts.

This mental method hurts oneself first and then the enemy. He cuts himself with a knife and shoots out poisonous demonic blood. As long as the enemy is contaminated by a drop, he will be in agony.

When practiced to the extreme, you can even use the enemy's strength to damage yourself, and then spit out magic blood to drain the enemy's vitality.

Ordinary people may not be able to consume it, but an ancient beast like the Bodhisattva of Great Joy can consume the opponent alive even if she competes with five or six masters at the same time.

The last thing she fears is getting hurt!

Looking at the secret book sent by Liu Suifeng, the female Bodhisattva of Great Joy sneered: "What a great skill. As a disciple of the Holy Cult, I can't get this secret book. You just sent a few undercovers and you can get the whole secret book. "

Liu Suifeng said seriously: "In order to keep him lurking for a long time, I sent sixty-four different cannon fodders to accumulate a huge amount of credit for him. I spent about one million taels of gold and silver."

"What a great gesture! Liu Suifeng, you can place an undercover agent in the Holy Church Altar, and of course you can also place an undercover agent in the Great Joy Palace. Who are you placing?"

The Great Joyful Female Bodhisattva reacted very quickly.

She seems to be full of fat, but in fact, due to her extremely twisted heart, she has greatly developed her IQ.

Before Liu Suifeng finished speaking, she knew the meaning of Liu Suifeng's words, and became even more wary of Liu Suifeng.

"I will not take action against collaborators, otherwise no one will cooperate with us. By then, no matter how powerful the power gang is, they will be destroyed!"

"Do you think I will believe you?"

"Everything I gave you was a benefit. You didn't suffer any loss at all. The promises I made were all false. The benefits before you are the real sincerity."

"I choose to believe you for now."

"This is your best choice."

Liu Suifeng turned around and left, unpreparedly exposing her back to the Great Joy Bodhisattva. She was not worried at all about being attacked because the Great Joy Bodhisattva did not dare.

During the conversation just now, Liu Suifeng had already planted the seeds of fear in the heart of the Great Happy Female Bodhisattva.

People who have fear in their hearts will definitely have more or less flaws in their attacks. For a master of Liu Suifeng's level, the slightest flaws can lead to death.

The Great Joyful Female Bodhisattva did not take action, but put away the secret book. Not long after, a stunning beauty arrived here, none other than Ren Yingying.

Through the information given by Liu Suifeng, Ren Yingying knew that Ren Woxing was imprisoned in West Lake Meizhuang. She needed to find strong helpers to rescue her father first.

In Ren Yingying's heart, her father was a hero with unparalleled martial arts skills, heroic spirit, and profound loyalty. As long as he rescued his father, he would definitely kill Dongfang Bubai.

This idea cannot be said to be wrong.

If Shen Lian was left to judge, Shen Lian supported Ren Yingying's idea with both hands and feet, wholeheartedly believing that her idea was correct because it was the real idea.

This is what Ren Yingying thinks from her heart.

Ren Yingying wholeheartedly agrees with this idea.

When Ren Woxing was imprisoned in the dungeon, Ren Yingying was only six years old. What does a six-year-old know?

Let me be vicious, cunning, ruthless, evil-hearted, talk nonsense to others, and tell ghosts when I see you. At home, I will definitely be a loving father.

After all, he is someone who wants face!

It is impossible to show dignity to a six-year-old child.

In other words, he will not show his sinister side to his daughter, but will respond to her daughter's requests and satisfy his vanity through her daughter's praise.

The memories of six years old will become more and more blurred and distorted as time goes by.

It's like idol worship. It's no longer a real person, but an imaginary perfect father.

The advantage is that you will get temporary psychological comfort, but the disadvantage is that when the idol collapses, even if the other person is your biological father, you will feel like a thunderbolt.

The truer the belief, the deeper the hurt.

Ren Yingying is now in the previous stage, so she is willing to pay any price to rescue Ren Woxing.

She couldn't find Feng Siniang, because there was Shen Lian beside Feng Siniang, and she asked Shen Lian to rescue people. Shen Lian would definitely throw Ren Woxing into the prison of the Ministry of Punishment after rescuing him. After this autumn, he will be operated on. Ask and chop.

She can only find evil masters.

The Great Joyful Female Bodhisattva is a good choice.

This was Liu Suifeng's advice to her. Ren Yingying didn't trust Liu Suifeng, but she trusted his wisdom.

…

Miao territory, Five Poison Sect.

The structure of the Five Poison Sect is similar to that of the Five Immortals Sect, with both left and right elders and the Five Poison Messengers.

After Qu Yun succeeded to the position of leader, the conflict between the left elder Wu Menggui and the right elder Ai Li became more and more serious as time went on, and finally reached the verge of breaking out.

The source of the conflict lies in the position of the leader.

Qu Yun was able to become the leader not because of his unpredictable martial arts, but because of his bloodline.

Ai Li originally found Qu Yun, so he won Qu Yun's trust and supported Qu Yun. Wu Menggui had always been dissatisfied with Qu Yun, and was becoming more and more dissatisfied.

Instigated by the evil villain, Wu Menggui led several elders to launch a rebellion.

Wu Menggui's methods are quite clever, and he even recruited Rong Xia, the "Sky Spider Envoy", Na Luo, the "Wind Centipede Envoy", and Masuo, the "Spirit Snake Envoy" under his command.

The poisonous mist condensed into raindrops, and Wumenggui's side became more and more advantageous. Although Qu Yun had perfected the poison skill, he could not stop the envoys from attacking him.

"boom!"

The green palm print hit Qu Yun, and Wu Menggui wanted to use this fatal palm to kill Qu Yun.

Qu Yun was unable to resist, so he closed his eyes and waited for death.

At this moment, the flaming sword energy floated from a distance, cutting off the green palm prints with one strike. The scorching fire burned all the toxins, emitting a burning smell.

A figure came out of the sky, hugged the besieged Qu Yun, flew up to the ninth level, then turned over and blasted out blazing fire below.

Fire Cloud Palm - Skyfire burns the city!

The nine-yang flames spread out in all directions, and a space of thirty or forty feet in radius was filled with fiery palm prints.