I'm the best catcher in martial arts

"Bald donkey, stop howling. If you keep howling, I'm really going to take action. I've had some adventures in Miao territory. Hitting people is extremely painful. It hurts a hundred times more than you imagine!"

Shen Lian dug his ears helplessly.

The honest monk is indeed an honest monk.

Even if he did something dishonest, he would admit it honestly and be punished honestly.

Being honest does not mean that you are not smart.

The moment he saw Shen Lian, the honest monk knew that there was trouble coming, and immediately put on a posture of rejecting people thousands of miles away, wishing that he would be struck by lightning from the sky.

pity!

He is an honest monk, not an honest Taoist priest.

Causing thunder from the sky to strike down evil spirits is a specialty of Taoist priests. Monks should think of the mighty heavenly dragon!

This thing may have some effect on Shen Lian.

After all, Shen Lian can shout out freely

——I am willing to indulge in female sex!

What you are shouting is definitely to hold your head high and raise your chest, and be confident.

I just want it!

What the hell can you do to me?

If your father was not a womanizer back then, where the hell could you be reincarnated into the human world?

Shen Lian twitched the corner of his mouth, thinking that his martial arts realm had improved, but he had not yet overcome his frenzy when he saw this honest bald donkey with uncontrollable divergent thinking.

"Honest monk, I'm talking to you nicely now. Don't be ignorant. Please do something for me to accumulate merit and reduce your sins!"

"A monk has no sin!"

"How can you learn to crawl like a turtle if you don't have any sin?"

"You evil star, didn't you go to Dali? Why did you come back so soon? The world that has been silent for half a year is about to start a bloody storm again!"

"That's why I asked you to chant sutras and be saved!"

Shen Lian gently clenched his fist and stared at the honest monk's bald head, wondering where to start.

Of course the honest monk doesn't want to be knocked bald.

He could clearly feel that Shen Lian had indeed made a breakthrough in martial arts, and even because the breakthrough was so fast, his own Qi could not be suppressed, like a bright sun.

The honest monk is very sure that if he hits him with a palm, he will definitely be shocked by the gang energy.

The two of them once fought against each other, and in the case of sparring, Monk Lao Zhang had a 60-70% chance of winning. After all, Shen Lian had never been good at sparring. What Shen Lian was best at was risking his life.

Now that the two of them are competing, the honest monk only has a 20% chance of winning at most. When Shen Lian gathers his energy and restores his true energy, he will lose but not win.

The honest monk secretly sighed, this guy is really a terrifying monster, even more terrifying than Lu Xiaofeng.

It seems that I have to work hard to practice martial arts in seclusion when I go back!

The gap cannot be widened by young people!

"What are you thinking about? Do you agree or not?"

"What do you want me to do?"

"Of course, do what you do best. I know your rules and I will definitely not let you do it in vain."

“How much does alms cost?”

"It's enough for you to change into monk's shoes and robes, and then you can have a good meal of meat and a drink of wine!"

The honest monk is not really poor.

He was one of the monks enshrined in Huangjue Temple, and he was definitely not short of money. However, he donated all the salary given by Huangjue Temple.

In the past, he would also donate the stolen goods seized during his six-door mission to arrest robbers.

The honest monk's food, clothing, housing, and transportation all depend on the good deeds given by believers, so he appears to be poor.

The money Shen Lian said was not a reward, but an honest monk who was invited to Shen Yumen's home to give lectures to the old lady, and the old lady gave alms and meals.

Although it seems a bit troublesome, the honest monk has too many rules and can only pay in roundabout ways.

"Amitabha, monks don't eat meat."

"Amitabha, honest monk, you lied just now. This is a verbal karma and you need to be punished."

"Donor Shen is right, the poor monk should be punished for lying twenty miles, and the poor monk should crawl another twenty miles."

With that said, the honest monk continued to crawl.

"Honest monk, I'm surprised. When monks violate the precepts, some of them face the wall and think about their faults, and some of the precepts are punished with a cane. Which one is your punishment?"

"It's from Monk Honest's family!"

"Your master is really a weirdo."

"Your master is even more of a weirdo."

"Honest monk, I will tell my master exactly what you said. Be prepared to be beaten."

"If Shen Da arrests the head, the poor monk will tell his teacher exactly what he said. When the time comes, you will..."

"It's okay, just go ahead. Your master is an eminent monk. It's okay to scold him a few times. My master is very narrow-minded, and you will definitely get a beating."

"Now you have also scolded your master."

"I'm thick-skinned and not afraid of getting beaten!"

Honest monk: ＿|＼○＿

Shen Lian: (．-`ω-)

…

Lu Xiaofeng has been having a very troubled life recently.

He has not been nosy for more than half a year, and he can't restrain his nosy heart, but nosy means trouble, and he hates trouble very much.

It was like a hundred tabby cats, scratching at his heart, liver, spleen and lungs, making him more and more itchy.

The more I scratch, the more it itches, and the more it itches, the more I scratch.

That's how people are.

I want to find something to do in my free time.

I want to go to sleep when I’m busy.

Why doesn't the sky bring some trouble?

If nosy trouble comes to me, it doesn’t count as me asking for trouble. Wouldn’t everything be solved?

Perhaps Lu Xiaofeng's prayer had an effect.

Just as he was rolling on the bed, footsteps came from outside the door. Judging from the sound, it was obvious that a master was here, and he was coming towards him.

Want to ask me to do something?

You can’t agree to a request so easily!

This detective still needs some style!

Lu Xiaofeng flew out of the window, her bright red cloak floating in the air, like Nezha's Hun Tian Ling. By the time the two of them went upstairs, they had already flown over a hundred feet away.

Martial arts people have sharp ears and eyes, but from such a long distance, they can only see a small red dot.

"Damn it, let him run away again!"

"It's okay, let's keep chasing!"

"They say Lu Xiaofeng is so bold. How did he become so cowardly? Could it be that he hooked up with some good family and was blocked by his husband in the closet and punched three times?"

"Run, even if you run to the end of the world, you can't escape the capture of my seducer!"

The Soul Seducer is good at using iron hooks and is one of the masters who are best at using iron hooks outside the customs. What are the so-called top four hook masters? How do you actually describe them?

It's just that there are relatively few martial artists who use hooks, which makes it appear that their martial arts are very high, but in fact they are only second-rate.

"You are very good at seducing people. Can't I, the iron-faced judge, be the same? I will definitely be able to catch him."

The Iron-faced Judge is good at hard qigong. Someone once slashed his face with a knife, but the knife was knocked out of the gap.

In addition to hard qigong, he is also good at whipping. He can break the walnuts on three pieces of tofu with his whip without damaging the tofu. He can barely be considered a first-class fighter.

In Lu Xiaofeng's eyes, these two people are no different from street jugglers, and they are not even as good-looking as jugglers.

The juggling is at least very fancy, and most of those who perform tricks are eloquent and can tell all kinds of witty jokes.

These two people can do nothing but brag!

Men can tolerate all kinds of insults, but they cannot bear to be told that they are not good enough, especially from beautiful women saying that they are not good enough. This is the biggest insult to a man.

Lu Xiaofeng, a slut like this, was very good in bed, but at this moment, she felt like her butt was on fire and she ran out of the room in a hurry.

It’s impossible not to run!

A beautiful woman knelt down to him!

Not only did she kneel down to him, she was also ready to take off her clothes.

It would be fine if she was just a beauty, but this beauty was surrounded by three first-rate masters.

Jade-Faced Man Liu Yuhen, this person has always been known for fighting without risking his life, and he likes to fight with others most of all.

With just one move, he cut off the Iron-faced Judge's face and threw him out of the third-floor window.

Due to repeated desperate efforts, half of his jade face was cut off, half of his face disappeared completely, his hands were chopped off, one hand was filled with a big iron ball, and the other hand was an iron hook, which made it difficult to wipe his butt. becomes a problem.

Toilet paper is definitely unusable!

You can't use the iron hook as a toilet chip, right?

What if the skin is scratched?

This thing is very easy to get infected!

Heartbroken swordsman Xiao Qiuyu, this person looks gentle and gentle like a scholar, but in fact he is as strong as an ox, has a cruel and ruthless personality, and likes to torture his enemies with his spicy hands.

The autumn wind and autumn rain are so sad!

Xiao Qiuyu gets worried every time he kills someone.

So he almost never kills.

He will only destroy his enemy and then wait to see that person's enemy attack him.

He drew his sword and pierced the Seducer's arms so that he could never use the hook. The Seducer's enemies would definitely not mind taking this opportunity to kill all his family members.

Dugu Fang, who has walked thousands of miles alone, is a master of light kung fu, no less inferior to Yun Zhonghe and Tian Boguang. His hand skills are even better, and he is good at using a chain spear.

Dugu has always been a loner, so it is more difficult for him to do something with others than to kill him.

The beauty who was able to invite these three masters to kneel down as soon as she entered the house was obviously in great trouble.

Lu Xiaofeng felt stimulated.

This must be very exciting.

He had already decided in his heart that he wanted to be a part of it.

However, if he agreed directly, it would seem a bit inconsistent with the style of a detective, so he continued to run away.

…

This is a very simple cabin, built alone in a jujube forest on the mountainside.

The wooden house is simple, but the things inside are not simple.

The chairs in the wooden house were made by Jiang Nanhe, a skilled craftsman more than a hundred years ago. There are only twelve in the world, six in the palace, and six here.

The table in the middle of the wooden house is carved from fine mahogany by the masterful boss Zhu Ting and is worth a thousand taels of gold.

There are about eighty or ninety jars of fine wine collected in the wooden house. The cheapest jar is thirty-year-old Dukang wine, and the most expensive jar is over a hundred years old.

The bed on the right side of the wooden house is an ordinary bed, but this is the bed where Lu You lay on.

This wooden house is where Lu You sang in the summer. There are also poems written by him on the wall, which tell various stories about him and his raccoon slaves. Mr. Lu is a cat-loving maniac.

On the day when he wrote, "Lying late at night, listening to the wind and rain, and dreaming of the iron horse and the glacier," Mr. Lu said, "The stream of firewood was soft and the felt was warm, and the raccoon slave and I did not go out."

That’s right, he spent the whole day petting the cat!

Playing with cats happily during the day, and glaciers with iron horses at night.

Therefore, Shen Lian felt that although this was a place for chanting in summer, not winter, some statues of tabby cats should be placed to ward off evil spirits and attract wealth.

Cats are truly a godsend.

It can relieve boredom, catch mice, drive away evil spirits, and even attract wealth.

Shen Lian took Zuo Shi and happily talked about the history of Lu You playing with cats outside the wooden house. He casually pushed the door of the wooden house open and sat down on the chair unceremoniously.

There are two people in the cabin.

One was Lu Xiaofeng, who was talking happily about running away and describing how fast he ran.

One is Huo Xiu, one of the most famous tycoons in the world, the richest man in the Central Plains after Shen Wansan, and an old minister of the Jinpeng Kingdom. He has been practicing boy skills for decades.

The richest man and the boy's skills cannot go together anyway. After all, even if the richest man is not good at women, beauties who love money will take the initiative to flatter them.

Huo Xiu was able to guarantee his virginity.

Because he has no interest in women, the ice and snow beauty with jade-like skin is far inferior to the beauty carved from white jade.

He likes money.

Money is Huo Xiu's biggest hobby.

The sound of fingers counting banknotes and the crisp sound of golden beans colliding with each other are Huo Xiu's most beautiful fairy music.

Apart from money, Huo Xiu's only hobby may be drinking, which is his only luxury.

Huo Xiu didn't care much about food, housing, or clothing. He could eat cereals, wear linen clothes, and live on a hard wooden bed. But he was never stingy about drinking, and he would never let fine wine go down his throat.

Lu Xiaofeng glanced sideways at Shen Lian: "Can you be a little more polite? Are you here to eat from a wealthy family?"

Shen Lian smiled and said: "The richest man is not a big man, who else is a big man? I am just a poor detective. I finally see a big man, so I must have a good meal."

Huo Xiu smiled indifferently.

Shen Lian's reputation in the world is very valuable.

As we all know, Shen Lian is never greedy for money.

As long as he's not greedy for money, Huo Xiu doesn't care.

He likes to drink.

You cannot drink alcohol by yourself.

What a person drinks is boring wine. Even if it is a fine wine that has been stored for hundreds of years, drinking boring wine will become more and more bitter.

There may be people who like to drink alone, but that person is definitely not Huo Xiu. Huo Xiu doesn't like to drink alone.

When drinking, the more people there are, the more lively it becomes.

Huo Xiu doesn't like the excitement, but he likes to find three or five friends and taste the old wines in the cellar.

Furthermore, as the richest man, no matter how reluctant he is to spend money, some money must be spent.

He has long been used to the policeman asking for money.

Shen Lian winked, and Zuo Shi took out an exquisite white cat from the bag behind his back. On the big belly of the white cat was written "Congratulations on getting rich". It raised its right paw. There were four words on the right paw, which meant "Bring wealth in". precious".

There is a special mechanism in the cat's belly, and the cat's claws can keep shaking, as if it is making money.

"Boss Huo, this is the lucky cat. I wish you good fortune, good fortune, and prosperity."

Huo Xiu said with a smile: "What Shen Captou said is more valuable than all the wine I have here. It's a pity that I forgot to bring the food to go with the wine. It's really a bit boring."

"Boss Huo has a good nose. He actually knew that I was bringing spiced donkey meat and guessed that I planned to have it all to myself."

Lu Xiaofeng asked: "Shen Lian, weren't you feeding mosquitoes in Miao territory? When did you come back? Where did Feng Siniang go? What are you doing here?"

Shen Lian said: "The mission in Dali went well. I came back after completing the mission. The senior sister went to Guanzhong to visit her apprentice, who is my nephew.

As for why I'm here?

That's of course because of my hard work.

I encountered a big case just after I came back.

This case is somewhat related to you. I can't find any other clues, so I can only come to you and ask first. "

Lu Xiaofeng snorted coldly: "I have been honest in the past six months and haven't done anything. If you want to take the piss out of me, you can go find Chu Liuxiang!"

"He is Liuxiang, not Yexiang, and he has clearly nothing to do with this case. What should I do with him?"

"What crime did I commit?"

"Kidnapping!"

"Who did I kidnap?"

"The seventh son of the Hua family, the house is full of flowers!"

"puff!"

Lu Xiaofeng loved wine, but he couldn't help but spit out the wine. Huo Xiu was so shocked that he forgot to use his energy to resist, and the wine was sprayed all over his face.

"Fuck you, you bastard!"

"Yesterday, we received a report from the Hua family. The seventh son, Hua Manlou, was kidnapped. He is currently alive and dead. With Hua Manlou's vigilance, it seems that the only one in the world who can kidnap him is you, Lu Xiaofeng. If I don't look for you, who else can I look for? "

Lu Xiaofeng:!!!∑(Дノ)ノ

Huo Xiu: (；OдO)

Shen Lian continued to make nonsense: "There were no signs of fighting at the scene. Either the martial arts were extraordinary, or an acquaintance committed the crime. An extraordinary master would not bother to commit a kidnapping case. There are not many acquaintances in Huamanlou."

"Aren't you an acquaintance of Hua Man Lou?"

"Of course, but I am the detective handling the case. I am absolutely sure that I did not do the case!"