I'm the best catcher in martial arts

"Just this few people? Give me half a quarter of an hour, and I promise to capture them all alive."

Shen Lian clenched his fists confidently.

It's not that Shen Lian is arrogant, but with Lu Xiaofeng and Huo Tianqing by his side, what kind of master can withstand the siege of four people?

Among the masters that Honest Monk mentioned, the one with the highest martial arts skills is Fang Yulong. This guy's body-protecting aura can be called an iron wall, and he can withstand beatings extremely well.

The one with the highest threat level is Vulture. This person is cunning and full of cunning and cunning, comparable to the ancestor of Blood Knife. To deal with such a master, you need to attack with overwhelming force.

Don't listen, don't see, don't smell, don't care, don't care.

Give him a heavy punch and smash him into pieces, then consider what strategy he used.

Otherwise, if you are not careful, you will fall into the trap of the vulture and be killed by him with his clever tricks.

The vultures have been roaming the world for decades, and most of the Thirteen Iron-Blooded Eagles were killed, with only six remaining. However, the death of each eagle represents a counterattack against a powerful enemy.

I don’t know how many seniors with strong internal strength, strong martial arts, and rich experience died in the hands of the vulture.

Other characters such as Ji Wubing, Ji Weili, and Du Tiandao are also sinister and vicious people.

Sneak attack, poisoning, assassination, cruelty.

As long as they can defeat the enemy, as long as they can send the enemy to hell, there is nothing they dare not do.

The honest monk said coldly: "Hmph! What if I told you that the four monks of ligers, tigers, elephants and leopards who guarded the Sutra Pavilion in Shaolin in the past were also under Huo Xiu's command?"

"This is a little troublesome."

There were originally five monks: ligers, tigers, elephants and leopards. They also had an eldest brother, nicknamed "Dragon".

The five of them are not biological brothers, but senior brothers. Since they are all orphans and grew up together since childhood, their relationship is closer than that of biological brothers, and they are more skilled in combined attack formations.

They traveled around the world by relying on formations and became gangsters who burned, killed, and looted, causing anger and resentment. Later, they were surrendered by Shaolin monks and converted to Buddhism.

In order to express their complete separation from the past, the five people's dharma names are no dragon, no lion, no tiger, no elephant, and no leopard.

The five people were originally responsible for guarding the Sutra Pavilion, but more than 20 years ago, the five people ate the vegetarian meal of Master Balsam Pear, the best chef in Buddhism, and drank some vegetarian wine.

Then he got drunk!

Drunk and knocked over the candlestick.

Thousands of Buddhist scriptures and secret martial arts scrolls in the Sutra Pavilion were burned, and five people were severely punished for this.

Wulong has a strong character and commits suicide in anger.

The remaining four brothers rebelled from Shaolin and have been missing for more than 20 years. Many people thought they were dead. If they were still alive, they would be at least eighty years old.

As we all know, Shaolin monks, unless they are protagonists in their prime, get stronger as they get older.

The four eighty-year-old monks were also former gangsters. They not only had strong foundations, but also had rich experience. They were ruthless and left no room for error.

They may not be able to understand the wonderful truth of Buddhism, but they are far more difficult to deal with than the eminent monks who have been fasting and chanting the Buddha's name since childhood.

This is very interesting!

A criminal thief who has done many evil things, he must drink for fun on weekdays, and his drinking capacity must be extremely high.

What is Buddhist vegetarian wine?

A wine made from fruit and not distilled.

It is almost equivalent to fruit beer in later generations, and can also be understood as juice with a slightly alcoholic flavor.

Let's put it this way, Tang Seng once said that he likes to drink vegetarian wine made from grapes.

Even Monk Tang could drink the plain wine. If he wanted to get five gangsters drunk, he would probably have to drink a whole basin of wine. They would probably be strangled to death before they got drunk.

They happened to be drunk, and everyone was drunk. When they were drunk, they happened to knock over the candlestick, then set the Scripture Pavilion on fire and burned thousands of scriptures.

Even if they are drunk, what about others?

Are there only five of them in the Sutra Pavilion?

Could it be that no one in Shaolin saw the fire in the Sutra Pavilion?

This kind of thing is too much of a coincidence.

Wu Long committed suicide in anger, and the four monks rebelled and left the family, probably because they felt that they had taken the blame.

Viewed from another perspective, it is very likely that someone drugged them, set the Scripture Pavilion on fire, used the cover of the fire to steal the secret books, and then threw the blame to them, and then revealed the news, forcing them to rebel.

Who was lurking in the Sutra Pavilion more than twenty years ago? Who would make such an insidious and vicious plan?

Shen Lian voted for Murong Bo!

Xiao Yuanshan probably doesn't have this kind of brain or thoughts. Murong Bo has the highest probability.

Murong Bo designed it and Huo Xiu cut it off. This scene is really interesting.

Worthy of being the Twelve Blue Dragons of the Blue Dragon Society.

The ability to stab someone in the back is indeed unpredictable.

"Didn't Huo Xiu notice the court's actions? He can become the richest man in the Central Plains, and his relationship with certain officials of the court must be unusually deep!"

"Amitabha, Huo Xiu's backer in the court is Hu Weiyong. He has been too busy taking care of himself recently."

"The emperor is going to attack Hu Weiyong?"

"Be careful with your words! Be careful with your words! Be careful with your words! The poor monk didn't say anything just now. The donor doesn't know anything."

"I really don't know."

The two looked at each other and smiled, understanding each other tacitly.

…

Please prepare a cup of wine to wash away your dust. Please come.

——Huo Tianqing!

Huo Tianqing was as meticulous as ever in his work.

Not only did the invitations come, but considering the situation of the house full of flowers, the ink marks were specially written very deeply.

Hua Manlou smiled and said, "It seems that Manager Huo is really a very thoughtful person."

The servant who drove the carriage praised: "Only in Guanzhong, within a radius of 800 miles, there are very few things, big or small, that Mr. Huo doesn't know about."

Lu Xiaofeng deliberately found fault: "I want to know what Wang Mazi, five hundred miles away, eats for lunch."

Shen Lian raised his voice and said: "It's best not to let Huo Tianqing hear these words, otherwise you will be beaten. It's okay to praise your master, but you can't be too exaggerated."

The servant turned around angrily and said to himself, "Why do you two great masters have the same level of experience as me?"

Although I was a little dissatisfied in my heart, I didn't dare to neglect when driving. I kept a smile on my face and occasionally said a few witty words, as if nothing happened just now.

The service quality of Huo Tianqing's carefully trained servants is indeed very high, and they are talents in the service industry.

Don't think it's easy.

In the future, this kind of service will be charged, a 15% service fee, and the quality is not guaranteed.

…

Of course, the banquet will be held in Zhuguangbaoqi Pavilion.

In addition to Zuo Shi, who is standing in front of the fight, there are also Su Shaoqing from Emei's Three Heroes and Four Shows, Wang Zhaoxing from the King's Escort Bureau, Guan Yumen, the helmsman of the Guan family, and many other famous figures accompanying him.

Uh...that's a little inappropriate.

The latter two are famous martial arts figures in Guanzhong, and Su Shaoqing is considered a young hero. He is three years younger than Shen Lian.

The dishes were prepared by Huo Tianqing, but the drinks were prepared by Zuo Shi. Of course, asking the female wine goddess to help prepare the drinks for the banquet would definitely require payment.

This is Zuo Shi's private treasury. Shen Lian has never pried into the specific treasures it contains.

Shen Lian has never been interested in these things.

Su Shaoqing knew a lot of unofficial history, pointing to the pearls in the Zhuguangbaoqi Pavilion and telling Li Yu's love story.

"It is said that he and Xiao Zhouhou never lit lamps in their palace. Xiao Zhouhou felt that the smoke from lamp oil candles was very bad for the skin.

Someone asked her: How to light a candle without burning it?

Xiao Zhouhou said: In the water pavilion in the palace, a big orb is hung every night, illuminating a room as bright as the sun.

I don’t know how magnificent the palace of the Empress of the Southern Tang Dynasty looked like. It’s really curious. "

Shen Lian was rare in not disturbing the scenery. He didn't say anything about the ruin of the country or the disgusting things Zhao Guangyi had done. He just listened quietly.

But when I got up this morning, I suddenly discovered that there were some cracks in the bottleneck of my mind. The frenzy of my frantic heart became slightly calmer, and my heart became quite calm.

The heart is like still water, untainted by dust.

Of course Shen Lian cannot achieve such a high level, but he can imitate a deep pool in the forest and be quiet and focused.

Lu Xiaofeng joked: "If the emperor of the Southern Tang Dynasty had a prime minister like Mr. Huo, he might have been able to subdue the country a few years later. Unfortunately, Li Yu was born decades earlier."

Huo Tianqing said gently: "What Lu Daxia said is really ridiculous. If Li Yu asks me to be the prime minister, he will be really stupid and incompetent. I am afraid that Zhao Kuangyin's army will be dead before he can attack!"

Guan Yumen sneered and said: "As long as the emperor is the empress of the Southern Tang Dynasty, even if he is given the opportunity to rule out the emperor, the country will eventually be destroyed. The root cause lies with Li Yu."

Wang Zhaoxing said: "The power of the Southern Tang Dynasty has been exhausted, that's why emperors like the Empress of the Southern Tang Dynasty appeared."

Shen Lian suddenly had the feeling that he had returned to the next generation, to the New Year's banquet in the next generation.

The uncle who moves bricks, the uncle who builds houses, the second uncle who runs a clothing factory, and the third grandfather who walks around and plays chess all gather together to eat melon seeds, play poker, and gossip.

They seem to know everything.

Even if you don’t understand, you still dare to say anything!

When marketing accounts meet them, they all call them ancestors.

Lu Xiaofeng glanced at Shen Lian and saw Shen Lian's nostalgic expression, and couldn't help but ask: "Why are you so quiet today? This is not your character!"

Shen Lian explained: "Last night I dreamed of a monk. It was a wake-up call and enlightenment. It awakened my heart and made me calm."

Lu Xiaofeng sneered and said: "If you, the evil star, dream of some eminent monk, he will definitely not wake you up, but send you to see the Buddha with one finger of Zen!"

Shen Lian nodded: "That's not bad. It is said that if you just eat a meal in Lingshan, you can live forever. Such a good thing, I will definitely take you with me."

Hua Manlou smiled and said, "If Lu Xiaofeng becomes a monk, what will his name be?"

Shen Lian said two words expressionlessly.

"Quit sex!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

The crowd roared with laughter.

Lu Xiaofeng wants to strangle Shen Lian to death!

"I'm quitting sex, why are you quitting?"

"Of course, stop killing!"

Huo Tianqing said: "What about me?"

"Buddha said, it cannot be said, it cannot be said."

"You couldn't figure it out, and then you passed the responsibility to Buddha. You are making excuses."

"This Dharma name is good, Jie Kou!"

"Why should you stop talking?"

“Because for many things, especially many things you don’t want to do, in order to convince yourself, you always have to find some excuses, which will make you feel more comfortable.

The shortcomings are also obvious.

If you make too many excuses, the bottom line will be lower.

Taking this as a dharma title tells you that if you want to do anything, do it, and if you don’t want to, don’t do it. How can there be so many constraints in the world? Why not be more wanton? "

Lu Xiaofeng asked with a wicked smile: "What should Hua Manlou give up? Should Hua Manlou give up?"

Shen Lian analyzed seriously: "Hua Manlou is a disciple of Wudang and a member of the Taoist sect. If he becomes a disciple of Buddhism, the first thing he should do is to abstain from greed."

"Why should we stop being greedy? When has Huamanlou ever been greedy? You are simply kidding!"

"The Huamanlou family has a long history of learning. The first thing they studied was Confucianism, Buddhism, and Taoism. Then they studied Taoism and Tibetan Buddhism. Now they are sent to study Buddhism. That means they study both Confucianism, Buddhism, and Taoism.

Is it so easy to study both at the same time?

There are so many classics on Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism that if you want to learn them all thoroughly, you will end up biting off more than you can chew.

Therefore, we must first abstain from greed. Only by abstaining from our own greed can we calm down and find a Dharma path that suits us. Only in this way can we achieve positive results.

In addition, being greedy for money is greed, being greedy for sex is greed, and being addicted to Zen pleasure, spiritual intelligence, and martial arts is also greed.

Abstinence from greed is a very advanced state, which is equivalent to getting rid of the three poisons of greed, anger and ignorance, and the future is limitless. "

Most of Shen Lian's words were nonsense, but upon careful analysis, there was some truth. The conversation was lively when Yan Tieshan walked over quickly, acting very heroic.

"Lu Xiaofeng, you are still the same as before. You have hardly changed since the last time I saw you on the Sun-Guan Peak of Mount Tai. You are still a pretty boy with a flat face!"

"Is the sunrise on Mount Tai beautiful?"

"It's nothing interesting. It's just a large egg yolk. I wasted several days. If I had known it was so boring, I might as well have gone drinking!"

When Yan Tieshan speaks, she always subconsciously adopts a Guanzhong accent, but if you listen carefully, you can still hear the eunuch's unique shrillness.

Lu Xiaofeng asked tentatively: "Has Boss Yan always been in Guanzhong?"

Yan Tieshan said in a rough voice: "In addition to going to Mount Tai to watch the sunrise, and traveling all over the country to do business, I spend the rest of the time in Guanzhong. I am from Guanzhong!"

Lu Xiaofeng didn't say much.

After receiving Shen Lian's hint, Lu Xiaofeng knew that this matter was a bottomless pit, so she should be careful if she could and try not to add any unnecessary fuss.

Lu Xiaofeng came here just to confirm Yan Tieshan's true thoughts and whether he was the owner of Tsing Yi.

Now that it is confirmed that Yan Tieshan has settled down in Guanzhong, she doesn't have much time left to live. What else can be said?

King Jinpeng wants to spend his old age peacefully.

Yan Tieshan also wants to spend her old age peacefully.

Then let them spend their remaining years peacefully?

Why bother with someone who is dying?

Hua Manlou suddenly asked: "Just now we talked about the Empress of the Southern Tang Dynasty, what does the big boss think?"

Yan Tieshan said disdainfully: "The country is ruined and the king is greedy and extravagant, and he dies unjustly. This kind of person does not deserve sympathy at all. What kind of emperor is he? I can enjoy the enjoyments he could enjoy back then!"

Su Shaoying said: "This is called the old king Xietang Qianyan, flying into the homes of ordinary people!"

Yan Tieshan said loudly: "The empress of the Southern Tang Dynasty is a high-ranking emperor, and I am the lowest-ranking businessman among the scholars, farmers, and merchants. The empress of the Southern Tang Dynasty is unworthy, so if he can live in a house with pearls, of course I can live in it too!"

I can tell.

Yan Tieshan dislikes Li Yu very much.

If you open your mouth, you are a coward, if you keep your mouth shut, you are incompetent, but no matter how you look down on him, you will not call him by his name.

This is the deepest respect for the emperor.