I'm the best catcher in martial arts

In front of Shen Lian, two women were fighting.

One is Feng Siniang!

One is Gongsun Lan!

Originally, Shen Lian came to Qixia Town to recuperate and had no other ideas. Unexpectedly, Gongsun Lan gave Shen Lian blood poria slices and happened to meet Feng Siniang.

The king of heaven suppresses the tigers of the earth, and the pagoda suppresses the river monsters!

The little demon in the temple is strong, and there are many bastards in the shallow pool!

Although the words were a little wrong, the meaning was exactly what it meant. The two immediately drew knives and killed each other.

Feng Siniang had a long whip in one hand and a scimitar in the other. The whip technique was not very exquisite, but it was able to interfere with Gongsun Lan's sword dance. The scimitar flashed with cold light, and in an instant, dozens or hundreds of knives were blasted out, cutting Gongsun Lan into pieces. .

Gongsun Lan was wearing a colorful feather coat, with two ribbons flying up and down in her hands, like two colorful dragons.

The two long ropes of dragon tendons given by Shen Lian were woven into the ribbon by her. If anyone wanted to cut off the ribbon with a sword and break her sword dance, they would definitely ask for trouble.

The swords flashed and swords flew. The two men exchanged hundreds of moves in an instant, and the sound of swords clashing could be heard endlessly.

Here, autumn water flies around both wrists, ice flowers scatter all over the body, soft eyes wrap around the limbs, motionless and dusty, the silver sea sparkles, the moon rolls round, the sound scares the White Emperor, the light is chaotic and youth is lost, the murderous spirit is high, and the cold Weeping ghosts and gods.

Over there, it's like Yi shooting at the nine sunsets, like a group of emperors flying into the sky, coming like thunder to calm down the wrath, ending like the clear light of the river and the sea, the beautiful Gongsun, dancing with his sword and moving the weapons in all directions.

Feng Siniang was carrying the Nine Heavens Xuannv Scripture. All her original energy was transformed, and she had to use Shen Lian to help her. The yin and yang of the energy in her body merged, and the sword light was like a waterfall, continuous.

Gongsun Lan carries the inheritance of the Gongsun family for hundreds of years. The sword dance incorporates the seal of immortality. The two ribbons are like two life lines, an endless cycle of life and death.

Looking from a distance, a stunningly beautiful woman is dancing towards the moon.

The water sleeves are flying, the waist is low and the body is spinning, the mirror is reflected in the water and the moon, the misty and rippling waves, moving like a rabbit in flight, and disappearing like a startled giant.

Take a closer look at the life-or-death battle between swords and swords.

The blade never leaves the vital point, the sword energy always pursues the fatal point, the ribbon whips are entangled with each other, the true energy is confronting the dragon's tendons, swaying wildly, and impacting with all its strength.

Shangguan Xueer was stunned.

She once heard Shangguan Feiyan say that she seemed to have two mistresses.

One is Feng Siniang, the master's senior sister at Liumen. She is good at using knives and has a bold and unruly personality.

One is Gongsun Lan, the Lord of Red Shoes, the successor of Gongsun Jianwu, and the eldest sister of Shangguan Feiyan.

This is nothing. There are countless people in the world who are more romantic than Shen Lian. Even in the worst situation, Shen Lian is already quite good, at least better than Shen Yumen.

What shocked Shangguan Xueer the most was that the two master wives belonged to the same force and were barely from the same sect.

What Master is doing is so audacious!

No matter which one of these two is injured, Master will have to take a beating. Now that the two of them are beaten like this, Master is afraid that...

Before she could think of Shen Lian's consequences, two ribbons and a long whip were already flying towards Shen Lian.

When looking at problems, we must grasp the main contradictions.

Shen Lian is the main conflict.

The two of them had just had a fierce confrontation. On the one hand, they were competing in martial arts, and on the other hand, they were acting. They were just pretending to be real, using reality to confuse Shen Lian.

Shen Lian was about to avoid the ribbon and whip when he suddenly noticed Shangguan Xueer on the left, staring blankly and thinking wildly. He must not be able to hit her.

On the right is Zuo Shi, who looks very honest, but actually blocks Shen Lian's escape route without leaving any trace.

Shen Lian used his green dragon claws to grab Gongsun Lan's two ribbons. He twisted his waist and abdomen slightly to avoid Feng Siniang's long whip. Just as he was about to pull hard, he suddenly felt pain in the Yongquan point under his foot, and his right foot instantly Lose power.

"Swish, swish, swish!"

Shen Lian was tied up with three ropes.

Shangguan Xueer blinked, dug out an iron ball from Shen Lian's feet, and said with a smile: "Master, this is Master's wife's order. Disciple does not dare to disobey Master."

Shen Lian snorted coldly: "Which master's wife?"

"Master Gongsun!"

Feng Siniang sarcastically said: "Master's Wife? What a Master's Wife you are if you haven't entered the door yet? Did you pay for the change of words?"

Gongsun Lan was not to be outdone: "I didn't come in, so why did you come in? Did you pay for the change? You are so old, why are you pretending to be young?"

"I don't know who she is. She pretends to be a seventy-year-old lady all day long. Her wrinkles can kill mosquitoes."

"I don't know who she is. She is a wild girl in her thirties who is still unmarried and running around."

"Say it again!"

"So what!"

"If you say that again I will beat your man!"

"Just hit him. I'm afraid of you. I'll hit your man too, just to see who feels the most distressed."

Shen Lian: ┗( T﹏T )┛

The plan to divert trouble to the east failed!

I must come up with a better strategy next time!

"You two heroines, please stop arguing. Can you let me go first? I want to go to the inn to have something to eat."

"The chestnuts roasted with sugar just came out of the oven. I put them in my arms to keep you warm. They are fragrant and hot. I feed you. Don't feel embarrassed. Erlang, eat chestnuts!"

"Can I not eat?"

"Eat quickly! Don't leave any of them behind!"

"Senior sister, what do you think of this..."

"I only see a smart fool who wants to divert trouble to others, and now he's been counterattacked. I don't see anything else. Keep going, keep going!"

Shen Lian raised his eyebrows: "I mean, didn't Senior Sister prepare snacks for me?"

Feng Siniang took out a small gourd from her waist.

"I didn't prepare snacks. I don't know how to make snacks. I heard that you were injured, so I prepared medicine for you myself. I always carry it with me and use my body temperature to warm you."

"so what?"

"After you finish the snacks, come and drink the medicine."

"I……"

"Erlang, it's time to drink medicine!"

Shen Lian: ┏|*Д|┛

I really want to run away~~but I can’t escape~~

Shen Lian felt like he was sitting on pins and needles, like a light on his back, like a lump in his throat. Bai Zhantang also felt similar.

Lu Xiucai said that the dead girl had no life, and the imperial court gave her the title of Guanzhong Hero. Not only did she get a medal, but she also received a reward of one hundred taels of silver, which was awarded by Zhan Hongling herself.

Zhan Hongling is the second young lady of the Zhan family in Kaifeng and the most famous among the six female agents.

It's not because she has strong case-solving abilities, but because she comes from a famous family but has very poor abilities and is not suitable for handling cases personally, so she can only be used as a mascot.

To put it bluntly, when you need to brush your face, let Zhan Hongling do it. When you need to handle the case in person, Zhan Hongling will be as far away from the crime scene as possible.

She also handled a case back then, but after searching around and finding nothing, she said, "The prisoner is dead."

Why did the prisoner die?

Where is the prisoner's body?

Why is the dead man a prisoner?

Is there any evidence that this person committed the crime?

Is the person behind the scenes killing people and silencing them?

Zhan Hongling couldn't answer any of these questions, so she finally got desperate and came up with an unanswerable reason.

——Women’s intuition!

All the investigators were almost so angry that they vomited blood.

How can anyone handle a case like this?

Isn't this shielding criminals?

If Tong Lin and Zhui Feng hadn't arrived in time to find out the real criminal and help Zhan Hongling wipe her butt, she would have been accused of dereliction of duty by the censor and scolded for being a vegetarian.

This is by no means nitpicking by the censor, let alone looking for trouble, because Zhan Hongling did something wrong.

If you cannot find out and find that you are not capable enough, you can ask your brothers for help, or you can take the initiative to resign from the Six Sects and let the Six Sects send others to handle the case.

What does it mean that the prisoner is dead?

What is a woman’s intuition?

This sentence sounds very simple. How does it feel when it falls on the heads of people who are waiting for justice?

Zhan Hongling wanted to be a detective since she was a child.

Didn't she think about the danger?

Hasn't she thought about the difficulty of handling the case?

Didn't she think about the needs of the people?

Hasn't she thought about the police's duty?

Ordinary small policemen in villages and towns, such as Lao Xing, can be a little confused and have some shortcomings.

The six doors handle all major and important cases, and 70% of them will involve human lives. How can you do this?

Zhan Hongling is not without her merits.

Good background, good image, strong family connections!

Guo Bujing used his strengths to avoid weaknesses and gave him a good job.

Face it!

Face it!

Or brush your face!

Since then, all the managers in the six gates have not assigned any cases to Zhan Hongling. All she has done is clerical work to show her face, such as sending money to Lu Xiucai.

One hundred taels of silver is nothing in the eyes of rich people like Huo Xiu and Yan Tieshan, but in the small town of Qixia, it is a huge sum.

Let's put it this way, at the largest inn in the area, the waiter's salary is two cents of silver per month.

Tongfu Inn takes care of food and accommodation, so there are no expenses on weekdays. Occasionally, you can get a little extra money. It takes about forty years to save one hundred taels of silver.

This is not nonsense, this is the last bet that Lao Bai made when he was betting on the broken-fingered Xuanyuan.

Bai Zhantang's hysterical phrase "I still have this life" refers to the clean money earned through labor in this life, which is one hundred taels.

No matter how much, you can only become a Thief Saint again.

Of course, Lu Xiucai was overjoyed to receive this huge sum of money. With this money, he would have the travel expenses to take the imperial examination and buy several new Confucian robes.

The most important thing is that in the past two years, he did not have to worry about living expenses and could study with peace of mind.

This is a huge amount of money.

A life-changing amount of money.

But everyone's thoughts are not on this huge sum of money, because there are more exciting dramas.

Zhan Hongling VS Tong Xiangyu!

Although there was no violent fight, the exchange of words was still very exciting. Bai Zhantang was anxious and anxious, and the others were overjoyed to watch.

Li Dazui fried a big pot of melon seeds, grabbed a lot of melon seeds and watched the show, which was as comfortable as he wanted.

When Shen Lian arrived at Tongfu Inn, all he saw were three little bastards eating melon seeds and watching a show, a fellow sufferer holding his fingers and chewing them, and two quarrelsome tigers. Shen Lian immediately went...

I grabbed a handful of melon seeds!

When a person is unlucky, he will feel much better if he sees others who are even more unlucky.

Although Feng Siniang and Gongsun Lan drew their swords as soon as they met, they were both relatively rational. After a few exchanges of blows, they began to attack Shen Lian together.

Shen Lian has rough skin and thick flesh, so he doesn't care at all.

Seeing that they are fighting more urgently, they may even deliberately indicate that the culprit is here and beat the culprit first.

If Shen Lian hadn't done it deliberately, how could Shangguan Xueer secretly release the iron ball? How could Zuo Shi deliberately block the retreat on the right? Those are all tricks to trick people.

Although his skills were not very good, and although he was noticed by others at a glance, Shen Lian put on a posture and said some sweet words, and the matter was over.

At least we can get over it for now!

Tacitly, everything is fine!

Zhan Hongling and Tong Xiangyu, that is the real cloud in the northwest Xuantian. Qingluan falls into the group of fire phoenixes. The room is full of old haters. Who can give me a clear path?

Wonderful!

It’s so exciting!

Feng Siniang and Shangguan Xueer also felt that this show was extremely exciting. Mo Xiaobei was a little dissatisfied, but the scene was so exciting that no one paid attention to her.

Shen Lian even asked Zuo Shi to buy dried fruit preserves.

Then Mo Xiaobei was no longer dissatisfied.

Her dissatisfaction was completely defeated by the candied fruit!

…

Bai Zhantang carefully walked out of the back room, grabbed Shen Lian, and took Shen Lian aside.

"Captain Shen, Uncle Shen, Ancestor Shen, you must help me this time, please help me!"

Shen Lian asked: "What do you think?"

"ah?"

"I want to know what you think. Do you want to hug each other, or do you want to end at the beginning? There are different solutions based on different ideas."

"This...my..."

"I can roughly divide the romantic guests in the world into two categories, one is my eldest brother Shen Yumen, and the other is Lu Xiaofeng, Chu Liuxiang, and Wen Lianggong.

My eldest brother’s approach is to marry them all back.

To put it bluntly, it means hugging from left to right!

If you want to hug each other, you basically have no chance. The legitimate daughter of the Kaifeng Zhan family and the eldest lady of the Longmen Escort Bureau, which one of these two can be the younger one?

Even if they don't have a brilliant background, just looking at their temperament and character, they will never be small.

Lu Xiaofeng and others are pure prodigal sons, soaring around the world like phoenixes. No one knows when and which sycamore tree they will land on.

You have no chance at this.

You and Chu Liuxiang are completely different people. Chu Liuxiang is a prodigal son, and you long for a stable life.

Since you can't have a romantic relationship, then just break it off. Procrastination is the most taboo thing about relationships. The longer you delay, the easier it is to cause problems. "

Bai Zhantang glanced at Shen Lian: "I felt the burst of qi outside the city. What's going on?"

Shen Lian said confidently: "The cause of this incident lies with me, and I choose to bear the consequences."

"How can you bear it?"

"Are you sure you want to listen? Do you have an indestructible stomach? Do you have a face like mine that can withstand thousands of arrows? If not, don't count on it."

"What on earth should I do?"

Bai Zhantang anxiously circled around Shen Lian.

"Stop dithering. Let me give you a suggestion. You can create a case for Zhan Hongling. She wants to investigate the case the most. You divert her attention."

"That's not right. Zhan Hongling is a great catcher, and her reputation in the world is much greater than that of your junior sisters. Hasn't she ever handled a case? Could it be that her reputation is just a boast?"

Shen Lian gave a thumbs up: "Lao Bai, you are really smart. She has indeed never handled a case. Her reputation is all blown out. This is not to suppress her, but because she doesn't know how to investigate cases and is only good at brushing off her face. "

"How can I join the Six Doors if I don't know how to investigate crimes?"

"For this matter, I have to ask a guy who is known as the Saint of Thieves. This guy wrote a "Guide to Anti-Theft" for Zhan Hongling. Do you know this?"

I ate too much curry pot bottoms last night. I felt upset and had diarrhea for most of the night -_- ||