I'm the best catcher in martial arts
Chapter 193: Teaching disciples, the Thief Saint returns to the world?
A major case occurred in Qixia Town!
According to Capt. Xing, he was more than 19,200 times more dangerous than a bandit. Tong Xiangyu was so frightened that he couldn't sit still and hurriedly invited Shen Lian.
Shen Lian has been busy teaching his disciples recently.
Shangguan Xueer has a foundation in martial arts, but not a foundation in marksmanship. She needs to practice hard from the basic moves.
Not only do you need to practice spears, you also need to train your body to make it tougher. Without a strong body, no matter how mysterious your mind is, there will definitely be some flaws.
Fortunately, traditional internal martial arts and body-refining techniques that have been around for a long time all have large spear stakes.
Shangguan Xueer has been busy standing up recently.
In addition to standing, you also need to go to school.
In addition to going to school, I also need to get involved with Mo Xiaobei.
Compare grades, compare martial arts, and compare IQ.
In terms of academic performance, Shangguan Xueer is even better.
When it comes to martial arts fighting, Shangguan Xueer has a stronger foundation and Mo Xiaobei has a higher talent. They are evenly matched.
In terms of intelligence, Shangguan Xue'er, this ice-smart little witch, can fool everyone in Tongfu Inn, and Bai Zhantang also suffered a lot.
Shen Lian was very happy about this.
On the one hand, involution can provide motivation, allowing Shangguan Xueer to continue to improve and not lie flat.
On the one hand, it is very interesting to teach disciples. No wonder some senior masters have a habit of recruiting disciples.
"This move is called stabbing, the core move of marksmanship. Our master's marksmanship emphasizes rapid thrusting.
One pricks the head, the other pricks the heart;
Three stabs in the throat and four in the heart;
Five stabs in the head and six in the heart;
Seven stabs in the throat and eight in the heart.
If one shot can't kill him, shoot him twice. If he can't be killed by two shots, shoot him four times, eight shots, sixteen shots, or thirty-two shots.
If you still can’t stab someone to death…”
"so what should I do now?"
"Draw out a musket, shoot a crossbow, and use a concealed weapon. If it doesn't work, sprinkle lime powder on it, then run away as fast as possible and find a master to make the decision for you!"
Shangguan Xueer's eyes widened and she showed her cutest look: "Master, this is too timid. Aren't you brave and fearless, and never timid?"
"When traveling in the world, safety comes first. If you encounter someone you really can't beat, there's no shame in running away. Besides, my teacher is a man, so being captured alive is no big deal!"
"How can everything be fine? Although the master is not handsome, he is as powerful as a god. If he is not protected, he will be kidnapped by some mountain king and used as a stronghold..."
"Ahem..."
"I heard that there is a female mountain king in the world with extraordinary martial arts skills and extraordinary beauty! Her name is Lian Nishang, and her appearance is exactly the same as that of the two master wives."
"Go back and copy the meditation mantra ten times."
"Master, please spare me~~"
"Twenty times!"
"I was just kidding~~"
"Thirty times!"
Shangguan Xueer didn't dare to beg for mercy anymore.
"Remember, the rules of our sect are that if you make a mistake, you must take the initiative to admit punishment. The more you plead for mercy, the more you will be punished. There must be no sloppy handwriting, otherwise you must write it again."
While Shen Lian was teaching hard, Bai Zhantang ran over in a panic and invited Shen Lian back.
"Nineteen thousand times more terrifying than bandits?"
"Yes, Lao Xing said it himself. You must have something to do with the very, very terrifying gangster Shen Capt. We can only rely on You~~"
Shen Lian twitched the corner of his mouth, thinking that this is all nonsense. I finally took a vacation, and all kinds of nonsense happened. It was really annoying!
"Go and invite Lao Xing here and tell me which bandit family is so terrible."
Capt. Xing told Tong Xiangyu about the incident just to ask Shen Lian for help. After receiving the news, he immediately reported the case to Shen Lian, acting very frightened.
"This bandit is - the Saint of Thieves!"
After hearing this, the waiters at Tongfu Inn all regained their composure and thought to themselves, what is so scary about the Thief Saint?
Not as scary as the shopkeeper!
The Thief Saint would not let people eat charcoal-grilled sow's trotters, drink swilled egg drop soup, eat braised pork belly, and then forcefully stuff a whole plate of fermented radish skins into their stomachs!
Shen Lian glanced at Bai Zhantang and said with a smile: "What's so scary about the Thief Saint? We just killed the Thief God two days ago, so we can catch the Thief Saint soon."
Lao Xing smiled bitterly and said: "It's different, the Thief Saint and the Thief God are different. The Thief God is just reckless and easy to kill, while the Thief Saint is not only good at light skills, but also likes to eat people.
When I was young, I once dealt with the Thief Saint for a while. That guy liked to eat people's hearts.
Tsk tsk tsk~~
Cruel, so cruel! "
Bai Zhantang asked hurriedly: "Eat people's hearts? What eat people's hearts? Where did you hear this?"
Lao Xing showed a nostalgic look: "I was just a small policeman at that time. One night when I was patrolling the streets, a piece of paper floated in the sky. It was the name of Baiyu Tang.
It says: I want to steal your heart!
Think about it, what did Bai Yutang do with his heart?
Chu Liuxiang left her famous post just to steal gold, silver and jewels, and the white jade soup stole people's hearts. She was really arrogant and more than 20,000 times more terrifying than a bandit! "
Before Lao Xing finished speaking, Tong Xiangyu looked at Bai Zhantang with eyes that were sharper than a steel knife. If eyes could kill, Bai Zhantang would have been turned into a roast duck.
"Stealing hearts~~The Saint of Thieves is really good at it, but I don't know whose heart Mr. Saint of Thieves wants to steal?"
Bai Zhantang showed an awkward smile.
What the hell is going on?
I just wrote a love letter to Zhan Hongling, and then Lao Xing saw it. Then, I became a crazy person. This is really unlucky.
It seems that I should go to the temple to burn incense and get rid of these bad luck, otherwise I will kill myself sooner or later.
Shen Lian came to Bai Zhantang's rescue: "Old Xing, tell us what case Thief Saint did."
Lao Xing's face became serious: "In just ten days, all the county magistrates' seals in the forty-six counties in Guandong were stolen by the thieves. This is the last stop."
"How do you know it was done by the Thief Saint?"
"There are six words written on the wall of the county government office. The Thief Saint's visit here is either done by the Thief Saint himself, or it is some criminal thieves who want to provoke the Thief Saint.
The Thief Saint's attack is naturally extremely terrifying.
Thieves who want to challenge the Thief Saint are also very bold. If two big thieves get into a big brawl in Qixia Town, it will be really troublesome~~"
"It doesn't matter, I will take action!"
"Thank you very much, Mr. Shen, for your help."
"It's your responsibility, not to mention hard work. You go and let Lou Zhixian calm down for a few days at most, and take care of it to resolve the matter satisfactorily and ensure the safety of the local people."
Lao Xing left with great gratitude.
Bai Zhantang couldn't help biting his fingers.
Different people have different ways of coping when they are anxious. Some people overeat, some spend money carelessly, and some indulge in fine wine and beauty.
Bai Zhantang likes to bite his fingers.
Whenever he is anxious, he bites his fingers.
He is very anxious now.
All the forty-six counties in Kanto were stolen, leaving only the local area temporarily safe. What does this mean?
It means that the other party knows that he is hiding in Qixia Town!
The other party was obviously coming for the "Stealing Saint".
If you don't accomplish your goal, you will never leave.
Shen Lian suddenly remembered that this matter seemed to involve a certain top master. If he had only these people around to help him, he would probably be torn into pieces.
It seems that I need to find some helpers.
Shen Lian wrote a few letters, and the flying pigeon passed the letter, asking the nearest helper to come over as quickly as possible.
…
Night, dinner time.
A dark shadow flashed outside the inn.
The speed is extremely fast, leaving no trace on the snow.
Mo Xiaobei was gifted, and with his excellent dynamic vision, he found the slightest trace, immediately pointed outside and shouted, and Bai Zhantang flew to chase.
In normal times, Bai Zhantang might be cautious, but with Shen Lian here, even if the opponent is really a top master, he may not be able to fight.
Bai Zhantang's Qinggong was only slightly inferior to Chu Liuxiang's. Although he had lived in seclusion for several years, his Qinggong had not been neglected. He chased and rode the wind.
The two chased and escaped, and in a moment they reached the Xiliang River outside Qixia Town and ran along the river for dozens of miles.
Bai Zhantang became more and more excited as he ran.
In a trance, it seemed as if I had returned to the era of the Thieves, and returned to the unrestrained youth that flew under the moon.
"Senior, there is no need to run anymore. Your skills are deeper than mine, but your lightness skills are not as good as mine. If you run for thirty miles at most, I can stop you. The Six Door Gods are here to capture Shen Lian. You can beat Shen Lian." What?"
"I can't beat Shen Lian, but believe it or not, Shen Lian doesn't dare to attack me. If I say a word, Shen Lian will leave immediately, and Feng Siniang will leave too!"
"who are you?"
"I am their elder."
"How come there are elders who are thieves among the police!"
"You are a great thief, but you look down on thieves. If these words get out, you will be laughed at!"
"who are you?"
"I'll tell you when you catch up with me!"
The black shadow is naturally Bai Cuiping.
She recently found clues and knew that Gongsun Wulong would rush to Qixia Town. As long as he captured Gongsun Wulong, he could give Bai Zhantang a free gold medal.
Is Gongsun Oolong easy to catch?
In order to successfully capture him, Bai Cuiping must mobilize all the surrounding police officers.
When Sikong Zhaixing stole the Prince of Qin's Mansion, the Guanzhong police officers lost face. Since then, they have been very strict about catching thieves, especially big thieves like Thief Saint.
Bai Cuiping disguised herself as Bai Zhantang and committed the crime, of course not to throw dirt on Bai Zhantang. She didn't have Murong Bo's hobbies. She wanted to attract many famous arrests.
The police officers from the forty-six counties in Guandong, plus Shen Lian and Feng Siniang, might be able to defeat Gongsun Wulong.
Of course, during this period, Bai Cuiping and Bai Zhantang must take full action, otherwise even if Shen Lianfeng and Siniang have no objections, it will be difficult for other agents to explain.
I came here tonight to test Bai Zhantang and see if his Qinggong and vigilance were wasted.
The two ran a few laps and returned to Tongfu Inn.
Looking at the six-door token in Bai Cuiping's hand, Bai Zhantang was stunned and blurted out dirty words.
"Mom, are you a hook?"
"I'm paying back the note! Do you have any slanderous words to say about your mother? Who taught you these words!"
Black words are the passwords of underworld gangs, also known as mountain scriptures. Various substitutes are often used to refer to items and professions, and their own names are anagrams.
The hook represents six doors undercover.
The note represents the six gates for the police.
Lukou and melting frost represent spitting out stolen goods.
The business of making concealed weapons is Honeycomb Mountain.
The business of juggling is the Moon Gate.
If the boss's surname is Xu, when reporting the number, he should speak at noon, which is to say "noon".
If a person's surname is Hu, he can call himself "shaoganguo" when registering his number. When cooking, he will burn the pot until it becomes mushy, indicating that his surname is Hu.
During the dialogue, they often recite poems, the most famous of which is - the king of heaven covers the tiger on the ground, the pagoda suppresses the river monster!
Those who work in the underworld must understand the code of lips, otherwise they will not only be rejected by others, but also suffer a lot of invisible losses.
Bai Zhantang grew up in the Sunflower Sect since he was a child. He followed the Ji family brothers to fool around and earned the title of Saint Thief. Naturally, he was very familiar with various mountain scriptures.
"Isn't this what you taught me? Mother, how did you teach me to be a thief when you are a dignified six-door policeman?"
"What nonsense are you talking about? I'll teach you Qinggong, I'll teach you acupuncture, and I'll teach you tracking and anti-tracking. Which of these is not the ability to catch thieves? Who makes you fail? You fool around with the bastard named Ji every day and become a thief! "
"I see. I originally thought it was strange why I wrote the "Guide to Detecting Robbers" so easily. It turns out it's because of my family background. I am from a famous family."
Bai Zhantang was extremely unhappy with the title of bandit. He was worried about being caught in six doors all day long. He couldn't help but feel a little excited when he learned that his mother was a police officer.
——At least someone brought food to him if he was caught.
"Mom, you just said that Shen Lian didn't dare to arrest you. Do you know each other? I remembered it. When Shen Lian destroyed the Sunflower Sect, he must have had your help, right?"
"Of course we know each other. The thousand-ply soles worn on Shen Lian's feet were made by me myself."
"Why don't you do it for me!"
"Bullshit, the Sunflower Sect was still there back then. If they found out about you, would you want to live in peace? Do you want to go back and become a Thief Saint, or do you want to have your hands chopped off and your eyes gouged out?"
"I don't want any of them!"
"Let me tell you, I have accumulated a lot of credit over the years of handling cases. I have almost cleared up your case record. If I arrest a few more people, I can get you a free card. By then, you will be innocent. People, you don’t have to live with the stigma!”
Bai Zhantang was greatly moved when he heard this, and then thought of another thing: "Mom, the crime I committed back then was not that big, why do I need so much credit?"
"Who made you famous? Pearl Jade White Jade Soup, our Majesty likes to drink this. Your name has been placed on his dragon book table!"
Bai Zhantang:!!!∑(Дノ)ノ
I am so virtuous and capable that I am being targeted by the emperor!
I didn’t know the emperor liked to drink this stuff!
"Mom, why did you give me this name?"
"When you were born, our Majesty had just occupied Jinling. How did I know that he could become emperor? How did I know that the future emperor would like to drink this stuff..."
"Mom, who are we going to catch this time?"
"Gongsun Oolong!"
Bai Zhantang was so frightened that he wanted to run away from the window.
In terms of seniority, Gongsun Wulong and Bai Cuiping are brothers and sisters, and Bai Zhantang's uncles, but the gap in martial arts between them is as big as a galaxy.
Unless Gongsun Wulong was completely defenseless and stood there and allowed them to tap his acupuncture points, otherwise, as long as Gongsun Wulong was even 10% vigilant, they would definitely be defeated.
The gap is really huge!
Gongsun Wulong's martial arts is really too high.
Not only is he highly skilled in martial arts, he is also very cruel.
He likes to light people up and then torture them to death. Even when he is peeling and cramping, he can still show the kindest smile, like a kind old man.
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