I'm the best catcher in martial arts

Shen Lian played with a samurai sword.

This is the only thing left by Wuhua, and it is also the companion of his biological father, Tianfeng Juro.

Mikazuki Munechika!

The most beautiful among Japan's top ten magic swords.

The blade is as bright as silver, the arc is more graceful than the neck of a swan, and the natural curve is like a Diao Chan dancing towards the moon, shying away from the moon.

The blade is perfect and the sound is even more perfect.

When the blade of the knife cuts through the air, the sound of the spring water is heard, which makes people feel relaxed and happy.

Shen Lian doesn't use a knife, Shangguan Xueer learns to shoot from him, Feng Siniang has a treasured sword, and Zuo Shi seems to be better at long-distance attacks, so this sword can be given to his junior sister.

Eighth junior sister Cheng Xiaodie is good at swordsmanship, but her troops only have standard sabers, so she needs a sword for self-defense.

There is no need to be polite to my brothers and sisters.

…

"Are you a human or a monster?"

"people!"

"Why are you so good at destroying corpses and removing traces?"

"Nothing but familiarity!"

"Can you not be so bloody next time?"

"I don't want to do this either, but falling off a cliff is really not safe, nor is it safe to pierce the heart with a sword. For some people, this can even be considered an adventure."

"An adventure?"

"For example, if I throw you off a cliff, not only will you not fall to death, but you may also meet a beautiful woman to heal your injuries, or meet an old senior with strong martial arts skills. You may also fall into the tomb of a senior martial artist and obtain peerless magic."

Shen Lian said it very seriously.

Chu Liuxiang's face was filled with black lines.

What the hell is this?

Do you really want to throw me out of here?

This cliff is more than a hundred feet high. Even if I can walk on the moon with my Qinggong, I will still be shattered to pieces.

Adventure?

How could there be any adventure in this poor place?

"Don't you believe me?"

Seeing Chu Liuxiang's expression, Shen Lian knew that he definitely didn't believe it, because this was indeed unreasonable.

But having said that, can a person like Chu Liuxiang use common sense to judge? What common sense does Chu Liuxiang conform to?

Chu Liuxiang nodded seriously.

Even Hu Tiehua, a drunkard who drank for three days and three nights, would not believe Shen Lian's nonsense.

Shen Lian explained: "First of all, it is very difficult to kill Chu Liuxiang. Whether it is the yellow sand desert or the huge waves in the deep sea, it is difficult to kill Chu Liuxiang."

"Can I take that as a compliment?"

"Don't worry, what I said is a compliment, a sincere compliment, and there is absolutely no false compliment."

"please continue."

"Of course the cliff won't kill you. You may catch the vines or be caught by the tree trunk. After countless times of unloading, you will fall into the stream at the foot of the mountain.

You will drift along the stream, and the person who saves you is either a shepherdess from the mountains or a kind-hearted woodcutter. The woodcutter must have a young and beautiful daughter at home.

Chu Xiangshuai’s peach blossoms are so strong!

If there is no beauty to save you, then you may be picked up by a martial arts senior and taught you peerless martial arts.

It is also possible to enter the tomb of a certain senior and find a peerless inheritance inside. This is Nishan, and it is very likely that the Confucian holy sword left by Zilu is hidden. "

Chu Liuxiang snorted coldly: "What if I meet a martial arts demon? He wants to use me to make elixirs and medicines!"

Shen Lian continued: "There are roughly two types of devils. The first is the beautiful female devil. She must be greedy for your body and it is your love adventure.

Ugly female devils or male devils, whether they want to collect supplements or use you to make elixirs, you will definitely be fine in the end and will take a lot of advantage.

For example, these beautiful female disciples of the devil.

Such as the elixir they worked so hard to refine.

For example, you can understand the secret book that they have worked hard for several years but failed to master.

For example, the treasure they secretly collected is delivered to you just right, as if the treasure belongs to you, and the devil is just the guardian.

You may even encounter a righteous hero who slays demons. While defeating the demon, you may be seriously injured. I admire your talent and courage and pass on your lifelong skills to you.

This righteous hero has a beautiful daughter in his twenties at home, waiting for you to take care of her. "

Chu Liuxiang:o((⊙﹏⊙))o

Learned a lot!

I really learned a lot this time!

How many martial arts allusions have you read?

You are not the six-door god catcher, you are the secret agent of Tianji Pavilion, right? Have you seen the books in Tianji Pavilion?

In the martial arts tabloid published by Tianji Pavilion, were the fantasy stories in it written under a pseudonym?

You evil star with thick eyebrows and big eyes, instead of studying how to destroy corpses and eliminate traces, you actually started studying literature?

Shen Lian didn't know what Chu Liuxiang was thinking, but he only knew that Chu Liuxiang's heart was more turbulent than the waves.

Just turbulent!

Think more about fantasy stories, or listen to Li Hongxiu's martial arts allusions, and stop being a troublemaker in various places.

The world is already chaotic enough.

I can't blow up the hole anymore.

Stop it, you jerks!

Chu Liuxiang asked curiously: "Old Shen, what will be the consequences if I jump down on my own initiative?"

"Break to pieces."

"Didn't you say you had an adventure?"

"The reason why an adventure is an adventure is because it is unintentional. It is an adventure when you have nothing to seek. If you take the initiative to pursue it, you might as well go to Wudang to become a disciple."

"Why not go to Shaolin?"

"Then remember to swing your sword to yourself first, lest you cannot tolerate certain things and dishonor the pure place of Buddhism."

Chu Liuxiang:o(╥﹏╥)o

It’s not my fault at all!

Shen Lian sneered and said: "Have you heard that the descendants of the Duan family in Dali can go to Tianlong Temple to become a monk, but if there is a Duan royal family, Tianlong Temple will never accept him."

"who?"

"Zhennan King Duan Zhengchun."

"Why?"

"Because he has too many lovers. If he finds them all, the Buddhist treasure land will immediately turn into three palaces and six courtyards, filled with fragrant makeup and pink, competing for beauty."

"How do you know so clearly?"

"I saw it with my own eyes. Every time someone made a noise at his home, he would go outside Tianlong Temple to cry and ask Zen Master Kurong of Tianlong Temple to ordain him and become a monk."

"What a skill, so powerful!"

"Don't imitate Duan Zhengchun."

"Why?"

"Because Tianlong Temple refuses to accept Duan Zhengchun for the sake of Buddhist purity, but Chu Xiangshuai wants to become a monk, all the temples in the Central Plains will open their doors for you."

Shen Lian showed an interested look: "I will bring my relatives and friends to watch the ceremony. If I have the chance, I will shave your head in person. My skills are very good."

"I believe you can behead your head, but can you shave your head?"

"Do you know who the patriarch who shaved his head is? Mr. Guan Er in the late Han Dynasty. Do you think my Gu Wen Qiang is better at cutting off heads than the Qinglong Yanyue Sword?"

Chu Liuxiang stopped talking.

He secretly decided to go back and listen to Li Hongxiu's martial arts allusion about three days and three nights. The next time he debated with Shen Lian, he would make Shen Lian speechless.

Shen Lian didn't want to let him go, so he turned to talk about the broken bones just now: "Did you notice that some of the fallen bones were larger and some were smaller, but the bones fell into the mountain stream at the same time. Do you know what this means?"

Chu Liuxiang was a little dull.

What the hell does this mean?

Could this thing also be used for research?

Shen Lian asked: "Let me ask you, if an iron ball weighing a hundred kilograms or an iron ball weighing ten kilograms are thrown down the cliff at the same time, which one will land faster?"

Chu Liuxiang said subconsciously: "Of course it's the one hundred kilogram iron ball, the heavier one will fall faster!"

Shen Lian rolled his eyes: "Think about what I just said, and then do experiments with stones."

Chu Liuxiang thought about it for a moment, and his eyes suddenly widened.

He took two stones, one large and one small, from the mountain wall and threw them down the cliff. Soon, there was a thud from below, indicating that the two stones fell into the water at the same time.

"What...what's the point of this?"

"This is called physics!"

Shen Lian strode towards Ren Ci's residence. Chu Liuxiang was playing with stones in a daze, and suddenly realized that she had been deceived by Shen Lian and acted like a stupid boy.

But this game is really interesting.

You can use this to tease Song Tianer when you get back.

Song Tianer will definitely like this game.

There is no need for Li Hongxiu. She is a smart person and can easily get into trouble. If she can't figure out the answer, she may not think about food and drink, and become sick with worry, which is a shame.

"Six Gates Shen Lian, please see Gang Leader Ren."

"Shen Lian? How did you get in?"

"Just now, this junior saw a Japanese warrior blocking the road on the way. He found that the Japanese warrior missed his hometown very much, so he sent him back."

"Send him home? What do you mean?"

"As the saying goes, all rivers return to the sea. The stream at the foot of the mountain will definitely merge into the sea. Then he can follow the sea and return to his hometown in Japan."

Chu Liuxiang discovered that Shen Lian's ability to tell lies might be even more powerful than his solitary gun.

It was clear that he was torn into pieces and thrown off a cliff, but he actually said that he was sending someone home, and he was able to explain the reasoning behind it. It was really an amazing skill.

This skill can be learned.

Whether you are arguing with Hu Tiehua or teasing Menzi with Song Tianer and Li Hongxiu, it can be used.

Su Rongrong doesn't have to.

Chu Liuxiang is reluctant to let go!

Ren Ci is an old Jianghu, so of course he knows what Shen Lian means. He secretly sighs in his heart that the waves behind him in the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and he is almost killed by the waves behind him.

"Please come in!"

Qiu Lingsu opened the door.

Shen Lianchu Liuxiang entered the mountain cabin.

This wooden house is quite elegant. It does not look like the residence of the leader of the Beggar Clan, but more like the residence of Tao Yuanming.

Because it’s so shabby!

The Beggar Gang is all beggars and they are all poor, but the elders of the Beggar Gang are not poor, and the leader of the Beggar Gang is even less likely to be poor. It is really inappropriate to live in such a shabby house.

Shen Lian and Chu Liuxiang bowed and bowed.

"Junior Chen Lian (Chu Liuxiang) has met Gang Leader Ren and Mrs. Ren. I wish both seniors good health."

"Get up."

Ren Ci was very weak.

Ever since he became seriously ill, Nangong Ling had brought him here to recuperate. In name, he was fulfilling his filial piety, but in fact, he secretly drugged him to make his health worse.

Ren Ci wanted to resist, but this place was isolated from the outside world. Nangong Ling teamed up with Xu Chongxiao, Quan Guanqing and others to transfer all the loyal elders elsewhere.

Even Qiao Feng was given false orders to do extremely dangerous tasks, and it would be difficult to return in a short time.

This morning, a Japanese warrior sneaked into this place and threatened Qiu Lingsu's life, asking Ren Ci to write a will to pass the throne to Nangong Ling.

Ren Ci knew that he was going to die.

After you write your will, it will be your death date.

Ren Ci didn't particularly care about life and death, but he didn't want the Beggar Gang to fall into the hands of evil villains.

Just as he was thinking about how to leave a trap in the will, Shen Lian, Chu Liuxiang and others arrived in time to get rid of the thief.

Thinking of what happened during this period, Ren Ci burst into tears for a while, thinking to herself, what is happening!

"Senior Ren, a lot of big things have happened in the Beggar Clan recently, and we need you to seek justice, but your old man's body doesn't seem to be able to support long-distance travel.

If you can trust us, why not tell the truth about those secrets and we will handle them for you. "

Ren Ci shook his head: "It doesn't matter if I tell you these things, but I still have to deal with the rebellion of the Beggar Clan personally. As for my life, I have run out of fuel. What can I do if I live for a few more days?"

Shen Lian said: "In that case, I will prepare the carriage now. I will let the brothers from the six sects handle the matter for a few days."

"If that's the case, it'll be troublesome for Mr. Shen to catch him."

"The real trouble is Chu Xiangshuai."

"why me?"

"Because you are familiar with Nangong Ling, you have to go to his place to find out if there are any clues, such as account books and lists."

"Why don't you go?"

"Because my reputation in the world is very bad, Nangong Ling will definitely not be willing to say more to me, and I am not good at sneaking in secretly. I am good at attacking with force."

Shen Lian showed a helpless expression.

To be honest, with Shen Lian's reputation in the world, those who are willing to make friends with Shen Lian are either knight-errants or heroes who don't care about the gossip in the world.

It is almost impossible for a disciple of a famous sect.

Huamanlou is an outlier among the disciples of the great sect.

The Hua family and the imperial court were closer than Shen Lian.

Although Chu Liuxiang really wanted to hear the story, things had to be prioritized. Now was not the time to listen to the story. At worst, she would wait until the matter was completed and let Shen Lian tell it again.

Chu Liuxiang wanted to confirm something.

That's whether Shen Lian is good at telling stories!

This matter is very, very, very important!

Chu Liuxiang felt that she had discovered a secret.

Shen Lian probably made up stories for Tianji Pavilion.

Because what Shen Lian just said seems to have been read in the story and had a little impression.

If this could be confirmed...

Shen Lian, you don’t want your relatives and friends to know about secretly writing novels, right?

Shen Lian, I will eat this secret from you forever!

Ahahahahahahahahaha!

Shen Lian still underestimated Chu Liuxiang, and some casual words solved his doubts, and an inexplicable impulse made him continue to pursue.

Chu Liuxiang suppressed her curiosity and went to work with Nangong Lingxu and Wei She to alleviate the chaos in the Beggar Clan.

Shen Lian stayed to listen to the story.

Ren Ci was not good at telling stories. He didn't even know where to start. Shen Lian smiled and said, "You can start by becoming the leader of the Beggar Clan."

Qiu Lingsu glared at Shen Lian.

My heart says, can you please speak some human words.

Ren Ci has been the gang leader for more than 20 years. If he started talking about it from that time, wouldn't he be exhausted?

Little did she know that Shen Lian's words touched Ren Ci's memories, and Ren Ci actually told the story from when he became the leader of the Beggar Clan, which was thirty years ago.

Since it is a story thirty years ago, I have to mention the previous leader of the Beggars Gang - Wang Jiantong!