I'm the best catcher in martial arts

Feng Suzhen played the piano leisurely.

Playing the piano was originally just her homework. As a daughter of a scholarly family, she had to learn piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, knitting, and all kinds of etiquette.

Before the age of eleven, Feng Suzhen did not think there was anything special about playing the piano, and she had no special interest in playing the piano. It was far less interesting than flying a kite.

Until her birthday.

That day, her mother bought her a little bird. It was a very cute little bird, fluffy, very, very well-behaved, and would not fly away even if she held it in her hand.

Feng Suzhen felt very happy. She abandoned the music scores taught by the teacher and played the piano as she pleased. She could play whatever she wanted and how she wanted.

No music score, no melody, just joy from the heart, like a happy bird.

The sparrows on the trees, the swallows under the eaves, and the birds sent by the mother heard the sound of her piano and sang loudly with her, experiencing the joy of spring.

She played happily, immersing her whole body in the music, and played a harmonious movement between heaven and man.

When Feng Suzhen regained consciousness, she was surrounded by kittens, puppies, sparrows and swallows. A strange man in a green robe stroked his beard and took out the music score from his arms.

"Little girl, try this song."

"It seemed out of character."

"Don't you know how?"

"I can't do it, can you?"

"What if I could play it?"

"Then I will worship you as my teacher!"

"We are destined to be half-teachers. I can teach you how to play the piano and teach you martial arts, but you don't have to be a disciple."

From that time on, Qing Pao Ke would come to teach her how to play the piano every afternoon, and he would also teach her the unpredictable martial arts. Feng Suzhen was extremely talented, gifted and understanding, with extraordinary wisdom and extraordinary understanding.

No matter what knowledge Qing Pao Ke teaches, he can learn it as soon as he learns it, and he can master it quickly.

In just seven or eight years, Feng Suzhen went from a little girl who knew no martial arts to a top master with peerless literary talent and extraordinary martial arts. Her talent was truly astonishing.

Qingpaoke's knowledge was extremely complex. Seeing that Feng Suzhen was extremely talented, he taught all kinds of knowledge at once.

There are many teachings on everything from astronomy and stars, the sun, moon and stars, to mountains and rivers, farmland farming, and even Yin-Yang and Five Elements, Qi Men Dun Jia, and leading troops in war.

Qingpaoke once said confidently that if Feng Suzhen were a boy, he could get the first prize in both civil and military examinations.

Today there are all kinds of geniuses in the world. Among geniuses of the same age, Feng Suzhen cannot be said to be at the top. It can be said that there are almost none who have better comprehensive ability than her.

Even for Shen Yumen, Shen Lian, Lu Xiaofeng and other famous figures, the ratings were far behind.

There's nothing we can do about it!

The outcome of a martial arts competition is unpredictable, and Bicai Xue is really incomparable. The difference is too far.

Comprehensive ratings tend to be a pain in the ass, and if no weight is attached, mediocrity may be ranked at the top.

Feng Suzhen has no such problem.

She is a true genius.

The greatest genius in the world.

If female masters such as Hongxiu Shenni, Wu Xingyun, and the Empress of the Future see her, they will definitely accept her as their personal disciple without hesitation, teach her lifelong martial arts skills, and let Feng Suzhen inherit their mantles and carry forward the sect.

If you have high talent, you can do whatever you want!

If she is only "the number one in the imperial list", then it means she is only culturally powerful, but she is the leader in both civil and military affairs.

The stupid bird flies first and enters the forest early. What if the smart bird flies first? What if the smart bird was personally taught by Dapeng, Qingluan and Fire Phoenix, and protected by Phoenix?

They are more talented than you, study harder than you, and can enjoy huge educational resources, get many adventures, and experience countless experiences.

How to pursue such a genius?

You can only follow behind and eat ashes!

Anyone who can see shadows is considered a top-notch person.

Shen Lian was very calm about this.

Because when Shen Lian was five or six years old, he knew that there were countless geniuses in the world. These geniuses not only had outstanding talents, but also had the blessing of going out to pick up treasures.

What's the point of fighting them?

Wouldn’t it be nice to follow their luck?

Why do you have to use your own shortcomings to compare the strengths of these people? Why do you need to be first in everything?

Reach the pinnacle of the world in what you are best at, what you love most, and what you are most focused on. Even if you are slightly worse in some aspects, it is not a big deal.

Listening to Feng Suzhen's piano, Shen Lian felt that his thoughts were brought back to the most carefree era.

The air was filled with a cheerful atmosphere, and the evil thoughts and murderous intentions lingering in Shen Lian's heart quietly dispersed in the wind with the sound of the piano, and he felt that he had arrived in the Peach Blossom Land.

Carefree, unrestrained and carefree.

Wei Qingqingqing's guidance in recent days has collided with the sound of the piano, giving rise to countless inspirations and sparks of wisdom.

Inside the wall, Feng Suzhen played the piano leisurely.

Outside the wall, Shen Lian practiced boxing as he pleased.

Although the posture is not beautiful, it perfectly fits the rhythm of the piano. Every move is natural, and the whole person seems to have left the world and entered the picture.

People are swimming in the painting!

If there is a master who is good at painting, seeing Shen Lian's smooth and natural expression, he will definitely be able to draw a picture that will be passed down through the ages. He can even integrate the Qin Yun, boxing, and even Shen Lian's martial arts into the picture.

"good!"

At the end of the song, Tang Zhuquan shouted "Hello".

This fat man liked to watch the excitement the most, and he never thought it was too big a deal to watch the excitement. When Shen Lian seemed to be sleeping but was about to wake up, he threw out a large amount of copper coins.

Shen Lian suddenly realized the martial arts outside the wall and practiced with his fists. Although he did not explicitly mention performing arts, he still attracted hundreds of people to watch, and a large circle of people gathered outside.

Seeing Tang Zhuquan throw the copper coins, the people burst into thunderous applause, and then they also threw the money.

There was even a special writer for Jianghu Monthly who immediately recorded it on his sleeve after seeing such a scene.

right!

There are newspapers in this world!

The price of Jianghu Monthly published by Tianji Pavilion is not cheap. It is mainly sold to various sects. Certain anecdotes are also sold to troupes and theaters.

Recently, Jianghu Monthly wanted to interview Shen Lian. When they learned that Shen Lian was in Hangzhou, they specially sent the newspaper's most popular reporter - the third aunt of the Sad Pai!

The third aunt of the Bei Sect had a personal assistant who was a descendant of the Murong family in Jinling, named Murong Zi.

How would you describe these two people?

The third aunt of the Bei Sect spoke like a knife and was ten times more foul-mouthed than Shen Lian. She was able to avoid being beaten to death entirely because she had a strong writing style and only interviewed heroes and heroes.

Murongzi sees everything as conspiracy theories. She is best at taking things out of context, adding fuel to the fire, and confusing right and wrong. If you give her a three-foot smile, she can write a five-foot river of blood.

To be honest, what they wrote is quite interesting, and it is very fun to read it as a story.

But don’t take it seriously!

These two people are well versed in the professional ethics of journalists. There is not a word of truth in their mouths, it is all nonsense and fabricated nonsense, so they only interview knights.

——Otherwise, you will really be beaten to death!

What Shen Lian did today is:

Shock! The Shen family went bankrupt and Shen Lian performed on the street.

The brothers' feud, the mystery of the Shen family's bankruptcy!

Why are six door gods arrested and performing on the street? Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morals?

Anyway, there is definitely no good word.

The scene of people throwing money was also recorded by the best sketch artist and published in newspapers.

Then, Shen Lian became completely famous.

Shen Lian didn't know about this kind of thing. He only saw a lot of copper coins flying over and the fat man rolling on the ground laughing in the distance, and he immediately knew who was behind it.

Thief Sun, I will help you lose weight today!

Shen Lian flew up and grabbed the fat on the back of Tang Zhuquan's neck with his claws. Tang Zhuquan reacted so quickly that he rolled to avoid it and rolled and crawled to run away.

"Run? Where can you run?"

Shen Lian snorted coldly and chased after him quickly. Tang Zhuquan was wide and fat. Although his Qinggong was good, how could he compare to Shen Lian? He was caught by the collar just after leaving the city.

Shen Lian lifted Tang Zhuquan with one hand, but no matter how hard his fat body struggled, his arms remained motionless.

Shen Lian's arm strength has fully reached the level of sliding tackle, and he can use it to deal with tigers.

To put it more elegantly, this move is called: the arm makes a strong man climb on it, and the body is hung down and unable to move.

Written by Ji Xiaolan!

This is where the legend of the sliding shovel comes from!

"You've been very busy lately!"

"There was nothing going on at my father's place, so he asked me to go back to the ancestral home to have a look. Isn't this a coincidence?"

Tang Zhuquan showed a flattering smile, like a husky who had just demolished his house. He also seemed to be telling Shen Lian that although I admitted my mistake this time, I will still dare next time.

When Mr. Tang left the Tang Sect, he chose to settle down in Hangzhou. According to the agreement when he left, they were not allowed to practice hidden weapons and all turned to martial arts.

Old Man Tang specializes in marksmanship.

Tang Zhuquan specialized in fingering.

It is said that there is another branch in Suzhou, which also majors in marksmanship, but Mr. Tang's branch practices fast guns, while the Suzhou branch practices Overlord Spears.

Old Man Tang served under Mu Ying, while Tang Zhuquan had nothing to do. He was in the east today and in the west tomorrow. Although he often acted chivalrously, he also caused countless troubles.

Elder Tang felt that this was not the solution, so he strictly ordered Tang Zhuquan to spend three months behind closed doors in his ancestral home, and invited the "eighth aunt" whom Tang Zhuquan was most afraid of to watch in person.

Tang Zhuquan was not afraid of anything. Even if he was being carried by Shen Lian, he would still dare to show his husky fangs with Shen Lian.

The only thing I'm afraid of is Aunt Eight!

Because Aunt Eight’s mouth is really too broken.

Every time I see Tang Zhuquan, he always asks:

When to lose weight?

When will you marry a wife?

When will you have a baby?

After asking these questions, he started to criticize, saying that he was still so out of touch and not stable enough even after he was thirty years old, saying that he drank and ate meat without restraint and gained weight...

Counting from the moment they met, within a quarter of an hour, they could recite at least three hundred sentences, and none of them were the same.

Tang Zhuquan even felt that if he needed to practice concentration one day, his eighth aunt could provide the greatest help.

As long as I can calm down under the constant nagging of my eighth aunt, my concentration will be completely achieved.

The eighth aunt was not a bad person. She loved Tang Zhuquan very much, but she was very talkative. Old Man Tang told Tang Zhuquan to shut up and think about his mistakes, but the eighth aunt quietly opened the back door for him so that he could go out and hang out.

Then he was lifted up by Shen Lian.

"Aren't you very idle?"

"What? You have something to do?"

Tang Zhuquan showed excitement.

Wandering around in the world is not a serious job, but going to work on a case with Shen Lian is definitely a serious job.

Neither the eighth aunt nor the father have any objections to this, and will instead be very supportive.

Shen Lian nodded: "There is a case, and it is a very big case. Xiao Feng, the leader of the Beggar Clan, Li Yuhan, the young master of Yongcui Villa, as well as my cousin Shen Lang, and my cousin Shen Zaikuan, will all be involved."

"Your cousin? The top scholar in Jinke?"

"Looking at you, you probably were trained by dad at home. For such a big case, there must be countless adventures. Go out and have fun and learn a lot."

"Is it really a big case?"

"My cousin is the number one scholar. If I fool the number one scholar, the elders in our family will definitely use a walking stick to settle the score with me, and they won't even be able to go home during the Chinese New Year!"

"What I'm talking about is, we, Old Tang, are going to see what the number one scholar looks like this time, and that's Mr. Wenquxing!"

The number one scholar ≈ Wenquxingjun!

This statement is quite popular in Suzhou and Hangzhou.

The main reason is, of course, that Xu Shilin, the top scholar in high school from Wenquxingjun, descended to earth, opened the Leifeng Pagoda, rescued his mother, and then the whole family ascended to the fairy world.

Being named on the gold medal list is the four major joyous events in life;

Breaking the tower to save the mother is the foundation of Chinese filial piety;

From all aspects, this story is very consistent with Chinese thought. Even the old Confucian scholars in the court highly praised it, and Song Lian even wrote an inscription on it.

Who wrote this story?

Shen Lian doesn’t know!

It was probably written by Fahai!

Otherwise, it was written by Li Xunhuan!

It’s not Shen Lian anyway!

There is no evidence, don’t talk nonsense!

Tang Zhuquan went home with a smile, thinking that it was a great joy to finally be able to deal with the eighth aunt this time.

As for where the big case Shen Lian was talking about was going, Tang Zhuquan didn't know yet, otherwise he might rather listen to the nagging of the eighth aunt and be grounded by his father for three months than follow Shen Lian to handle the case.

It's so hot.

In July, when it is the hottest time, it feels like letting a 300-pound fat man go to the desert...

Thinking about it makes people feel comfortable all over.

Shen Lian returned to the government office feeling very comfortable, and was about to drink a cup of sour plum soup to relieve the heat. Tantai Jingming sent Shen Lian a manuscript, and Shen Lian's expression was:

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d(｀ωd*)

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The third aunt of the Bei Pai moved very quickly and finished writing the manuscript in half an hour. However, as soon as she finished writing, she was stolen by the waiter of the inn, Nie Xiaochong from the next five doors.

After the Jinan case, Nie Xiaochong has been hiding in the world, concentrating on his promising and ambitious careers such as being an ancestor of passers-by, commentating on the gods, admiring the king of gods, playing a role in the Bodhisattva, and being cannon fodder.

His latest disguise is that of a waiter.

He is the legendary waiter who is "the best intelligence officer in the world, he knows everything as long as he pays you".

Nie Xiaochong knew the third aunt of the Bei Sect, and wanted to see what stories she had made up recently to have some fun, but he didn't expect to see fun about Shen Lian.

For the sake of the survival of Tianji Pavilion, Nie Xiaochong did something like Sikong Zhaixing, and played with nothing.

Then, he sold the manuscript and information to Tantai Jingming for a hundred taels of gold, then bought the best BMW and fled as fast as possible.

When Shen Lian saw the manuscript, Nie Xiaochong had already ridden a hundred miles away and changed his identity.