I'm the best catcher in martial arts

The desert is solitary and the smoke is straight, the sun is setting over the long river.

When I read this poem when I was young, I inevitably had questions in my mind: The setting sun is naturally round, how can the smoke from the kitchen be straight? Why is there smoke in the desert?

Close your eyes and reflect carefully, but a magnificent, bleak and bleak sunset over the frontier will appear in your mind.

The sky has been dyed blood red by the setting sun, as if it had been slashed by a demon, with blood dripping out.

In the distance, you can even hear the shrill cries of crows and vultures, which makes people feel a biting chill.

The weather in the desert is very weird.

Although the sun has gradually set, the accumulated heat at noon evaporates from the broken sand, making people feel the heat like a sauna, as if they have been put into a steamer.

There is a difference between hot and muggy.

The hot weather is forty or fifty degrees, and the heaven and earth are like a big furnace that can roast people into bacon jerky.

The sultry weather is about thirty degrees, and the heaven and earth are like a big cage. Although the temperature is not very high, it makes people feel more uncomfortable, more uncomfortable than a stove.

Even Tang Zhuquan, a talker, seemed to have lost his strength after experiencing the stove and steamer.

The ever-present "his grandma's" can no longer be said, and even the wine bag has been put down.

It was harder to get him to stop drinking than to get him to stop talking.

He can't drink now!

The wine bag in his hand contained yogurt soup.

This is what the border guards prepared for the envoy team when they were leaving the customs. The quantity was even more than wine.

If you are so thirsty that you can't stand it, you can drink yogurt soup, which can hold ten mouthfuls of water. You can also ask Shen Lang to freeze it with Mingyu's true energy to make yogurt ice cream.

Tang Zhuquan and Shen Lang were not familiar with each other, so he was a little embarrassed, but looking at Shen Lian eating fruit smoothie, he could only shamelessly ask Shen Lang to perform his wonderful mysterious skills.

Then everyone had ice cream.

Only now did Shen Lang understand why Shen Lian didn't let him go to the front station, but followed the mission instead.

I thought it was to protect Shen Zaikuan, but I didn't expect it was to eat ice cream. Shen Lang felt... Shen Lian had a rich imagination and the ice cream was so delicious!

You can also eat yogurt ice cream in the desert from now on!

The heat dissipated very quickly. By the time the stars filled the sky, the heat had disappeared and was replaced by biting cold air and a gritty evening wind.

The skin was as thick as Tang Zhuquan's, and he huddled behind the camel. He scolded Shen Lian two hundred and forty-six times in his heart. At the same time, he was also a little excited. This journey to the desert will be a good one. Talk.

In the future, if you drink and eat meat with your friends and show off this experience, Longchengbi will be very envious.

Everyone who likes adventure will definitely have some bizarre experiences, endure hardships, encounter dangers, encounter many hardships, and even leave scars.

But they still enjoy it.

This is their greatest pride.

This is the most beautiful picture in their lives.

This is their deepest nostalgia in their later years.

——I conquered the Black Desert when I was young!

If in your later years you can hold your chest and raise your head and say these words, no matter how hard you endure, it will be worth it.

Tang Zhuquan may not be able to do it!

If he doesn't lose weight conscientiously, it will be difficult for him to hold his head high when he is seventy or eighty years old.

The bonfire crackled and burned.

There are warm dried meats and pancakes on top, and even a pot of delicious vegetable soup. Although Zuo Shi is not a famous chef, he can always inadvertently use the most common ingredients to surprise people.

Shen Lian slowly released pure Yang Qi.

The soft and warm Qi gives people the feeling of being embraced by a mother, as if they are not in a desert, but in the south of the Yangtze River where grass grows, warblers fly, and peanut trees are scattered.

Shen Lang couldn't help but complain: "You are always so strange, you can turn fast into slow, light into heavy, and strong energy into softness."

In fact, when Shen Lian first started practicing martial arts, he practiced meticulously and worked hard on his muscles and bones.

After the foundation was established, coupled with the wonderful method taught by Wei Qingqingqing and the unique pioneering mind of the Zi Zi Sect lineage, the martial arts became very abnormal.

The lightning-fast Sunflower Acupuncture Hand was transformed into the Sunflower Vajra Finger and the Sunflower Thousand Split Hand by Shen Lian. One finger can break seven ribs and knock people unconscious.

Shen Lian's Yiyang finger, which taps acupuncture points in the air, has been transformed into an internal version. The innate pure Yang energy circulates in the eight extraordinary meridians, absorbing the vitality of heaven and earth, making Shen Lian's body stronger, and he can also use this to Repair damage.

The intersection of dragon and tiger in other people's houses is the yin and yang dragon and tiger energy in the body, while Shen Lian is the double claw grabbing technique.

Other people's body-protecting Gangqi is an indestructible copper wall and iron wall, while Shen Lian is the endless warm sun.

In Shen Lang's knowledge, he has never seen such a strange body-protecting aura, but it is very suitable for Shen Lian.

For example, when Shen Lian and Huo Xiu were fighting with each other with fists and kicks, if Shen Lian had used force, Huo Xiu would have destroyed him even after completing the King Kong transformation.

Pure Yang Qi is not afraid of being blasted.

This thing is thick cotton wool, like a gurgling stream. It seems to be able to be blasted easily, but after being blasted, it can instantly return to its original state.

Huo Xiu could punch pure Yang Qi to pieces nine hundred and ninety-nine times, and Shen Lian could easily recover it a thousand times.

At the end of the day, Huo Xiu's three layers of defense were suddenly broken by Shen Lian, but Shen Lian still had the strength to fight again.

Tang Zhuquan muttered: "Damn it, it's a damn weather. Fortunately, I have you brothers. Otherwise, my fat body would sooner or later get into the belly of a wild wolf."

Hu Tiehua groaned and felt sad: "I think this is very good. You have enough oil and water to keep the wild wolf alive for a few more days, which can be regarded as a bit of merit."

"I will definitely hold you back."

"Can your light function catch up with me?"

"I definitely can't chase you now. When I die and become a ghost, you won't be able to run away. I'll be hanging in front of your eyes every day and singing loudly in your ears."

Chu Liuxiang felt that the conversation between these two living treasures became more and more inhuman, so she immediately changed the topic.

"I heard that the ancients had to write poems to express their feelings when they went to the desert. What do you think of the No. 1 Scholar?"

Shen Zaikuan said: "My literary talent is far behind those of those great writers. I write poems that make people laugh. I might as well recite a few poems to cheer you up."

Shen Zaikuan's talent is definitely ten times greater than that of everyone present combined, but if he writes poetry, everyone will subconsciously compare it with famous poems by Wang Changling, Gao Shi, Cen Shen and others, which are definitely incomparable.

It's not a matter of talent or learning, but rather a lack of relevant experience. Poems are written out of feelings. Only by personal experience can one write famous poems.

Some people can write poems without seeing the scenery.

That man's name is Li Bai.

That poem is called "Sleepwalking Tianmu Yin Farewell".

Some people can write essays without ever seeing a pavilion.

That man's name is Fan Zhongyan.

That article is called "Yueyang Tower".

There are also people who can write articles after visiting the wrong attractions.

That person's name is Su Shi.

That article is called "Chibi Fu".

Compared with these great writers, Shen Zaikuan's accumulation is far behind, at least thirty years behind.

Furthermore, although the literary giant has never seen the beautiful scenery, his poems are written with emotion. They express his inner emotions, not travel notes about the scenery.

Shen Lian suggested: "Reciting poetry should be accompanied by sword dancing. It seems that the only people here who know how to use swords are my cousin and Mr. Li Yuhan. Who will come between you two?"

Everyone was in high spirits, and Shen Lang naturally did not disturb everyone's interest. He unsheathed his sword and danced with it in the stars.

Shen Lang doesn't know sword dancing, but he knows swordsmanship.

The sword came out with the wind and sand in the desert.

The sword is drawn as the stars move.

The sword is drawn out along with the mournful Huqin.

The meaning of the sword is natural, perfectly integrated into the entire desert, like the elf of the desert, full of unique beauty that makes people transcend and feel comfortable.

Shen Zaikuan pointed at the moon with one hand.

“Qinghai Changyun Dark Snow Mountain;

The lonely city looks at Yumen Pass in the distance;

Yellow sand wears golden armor in a hundred battles;

Loulan will never be returned until it is broken! "

Shen Lian felt a little helpless when he heard this.

Why do you want to kill Loulan when you get to the desert?

Has Loulan eaten our rice?

The biggest unlucky guy in the Western Region is Loulan.

It was obviously destroyed for thousands of years and had no great reputation when it existed. After its destruction, it was chased and chopped down for thousands of years because of the poet's wonderful pen.

Even Shen Lian couldn't figure out whether this was Loulan's luck or Loulan's misfortune.

Maybe this is luck!

Who would want to lose all traces of it?

Shen Lian remembered a story he had read in his previous life. The creatures on a certain planet were wiped out by monsters. Before they were completely wiped out, these people saved all the text, pictures, film and television materials in history on a hard drive.

Shen Lian clearly remembered the weight of the hard drive.

Seventeen kilograms!

This is the entire civilization of the entire planet.

When Loulan was destroyed, perhaps the Loulan people also thought about leaving their own traces.

Anonymously annihilated under the yellow sand, turned into gravel under the erosion of time, silently, leaving no traces, and will not be remembered by future generations.

This is too cruel!

Although Loulan was destroyed for more than a thousand years, it has survived for a long time in another realm!

Shen Lian is not a sentimental person, nor does he have any martial arts insights, but listening to Shen Zaikuan reciting and watching Shen Lang dancing his sword, he actually felt a little melancholy.

When did I become sentimental?

Shen Lian shook his head, driving out all the distracting thoughts from his mind, and invited everyone to dance together.

Tang Zhuquan danced the Hu Xuan dance, Hu Tiehua was as light as a butterfly, Chu Liuxiang walked on the moon, Feng Siniang danced with the snake, Zuo Shi was the long snake.

Li Yuhan and Liu Wumei sang happily, and even Xiao Feng was affected. Following Shen Zaikuan's intonation and a rough voice, they sang about the bravery of the desert.

Xiao Feng has a bear's back and a tiger's waist, thick eyebrows and big eyes, a full beard, thick eyebrows and tiger eyes, and he moves forward and retreat in the wind. He has the style of Yan and Zhao's generous elegies. Infected by everyone, the depression in his heart is swept away, and he sings happily to the sky. .

Singing loudly.

The song has a strong meaning.

The song is beautiful but makes people sad and proud.

Everyone was cheering and dancing.

Some are dancing swords, some are drawing swords, some are playing the harp, some are warming wine, some are reciting poems, and some are stepping on the moon.

Under the mysterious and deep starlight of the desert, the most cheerful, heroic and simple tunes are sung.

The bonfire was burning cracklingly, but the crowd was even more enthusiastic than the bonfire, as if they were not a group of envoys, but believers who had just experienced a great harvest and were offering sacrifices to the gods.

On the sand dune not far from the mission, a young man with two halberds on his back was looking at the mission seriously.

Bo'er is only a catty·Ye Yu!

A direct descendant of the Meng Yuan Golden Family, his Han name is Fang Yeyu.

He is the direct disciple of Meng Yuan Qingtian White Jade Pillar's "Magic Master" Pang Ban. The double halberds behind him are Pang Ban's magic weapons that swept through the martial arts world in the past - the 38 Double Halberds.

This name is very common and does not have any special meaning. It just indicates the length of the short halberd.

The short halberd is three feet and eight inches long!

By analogy, it is like the Zhangba Snake Spear and the Zhanger Red Spear. However, in terms of the beauty of the name, the Zhangba Snake Spear is obviously much better than the 38 Double Halberds.

It doesn't matter how good it sounds, but the most important thing is how easy it is to use. In fact, it's not important whether it's easy to use. The person who uses the weapon is the most important.

In the hands of Pang Ban, the 38 short halberd almost swept through the Baidao Wulin, killing people like rivers of blood. Even the cold fairy of Cihang Jingzhai had to let go of her pride.

Now, the 38 short halberd is in Fang Yeyu's hand.

Can Fang Yeyu unleash the power of this pair of weapons?

Nobody knows.

At least Shen Lian didn't know anything about it.

Shen Lian didn't even know Fang Yeyu was here.

Otherwise, Shen Lian would definitely put on a show and then lead Shen Lang, Xiao Feng and other masters to surround and kill him.

There was a person standing behind Fang Yeyu.

Wearing yellow clothes, she has a long face and her skin is fairer than Feng Siniang, as smooth as jade and as transparent as snow.

There is no trace of stubble around the mouth, and a pair of red phoenix eyes are slender and bright, like a poisonous snake squinting its eyes, giving it a unique beauty that is cold and evil.

He is definitely not a eunuch, and he has not taken any special medicine. He just practiced the Yinhanxin method.

Li Chimei.

The first bodyguard under Meng Yuan Khan.

When Meng Yuan was defeated, Xu Ruowu, Guo Bujing and other masters pursued him closely. After several fierce battles, Meng Yuan Khan managed to escape under the protection of the masters.

The one who made the greatest contribution was Li Chimei.

Even Pang Ban didn't dare to underestimate Li Chimei, because his speed was too fast.

Speed ​​is power.

In the world of martial arts, nothing is indestructible, only speed.

Li Chimei's mental method of cultivation is to use this as the highest pursuit, use the most extreme speed to blast out the most powerful force, hit with one blow, and kill with one blow.

That mental method is called "Tian Mei Ning Yin".

"Tian Mei" is as fast as a ghost;

"Condensing Yin" is a method of practicing internal strength.

When the Yin Qi condensed, Li Chimei's body seemed to lose weight, like floating clouds in the breeze. The speed was unimaginable. The faster it moved, the speed of the movement of the true energy increased, and the power became more fierce.

Shen Lian can block his own bug, and Li Chimei can do the same, but Shen Lian is the power, and Li Chimei is the speed, which is more terrifying than the ghost.

Li Chimei is not the best in Meng Yuan's martial arts. He is not even ranked in the top five, but he is the most difficult to deal with.

He's just too fast.

Even if he encounters an invincible enemy, he can still escape with extraordinary speed. He is also extremely cautious and will never enter dangerous areas easily. If there is the slightest disturbance, he will immediately escape with light skills and never stop for half a step.

Even Pang Ban once commented that defeating Li Chimei and killing Li Chimei are completely different concepts.

What's even more terrifying is Li Chimei's character.

Although Li Chimei is a martial arts master, he does not have the demeanor of a master or the demeanor of a senior. He is loyal to Meng Yuan and is willing to give everything for Meng Yuan.

Masters such as Pang Banmeng and Chi Xing have unfathomable martial arts skills, but their thoughts are all about the way of heaven.

If one day, they find an opportunity to Shatter the Void, they will leave without hesitation.

Even if they pay for it with their lives, even if they fall on the road to Shattered Void, they will never regret it.

Li Chimei was completely different. All his thoughts were on Meng Yuan and he fought for Meng Yuan wholeheartedly. He didn't care about his own face or his future in martial arts.

From the perspective of martial arts, a peerless demon king like Pang Ban who concentrates on practicing martial arts is the most terrifying, because he only has martial arts in his heart and will do anything for martial arts.

From the court's perspective, Li Chimei's value was obviously higher, so he held great power.

If Li Chimei doesn't want to, even if Fang Yeyu is a direct descendant of the Golden Family, he has no right to order him.

Fang Yeyu had always called Li Chimei his teacher and never dared to be disrespectful in the slightest. This time, he paid countless prices for Li Chimei to accompany him in the attack.

Li Chimei said coldly: "Is your goal to defeat Shen Lian or assassinate Shen Zaikuan?"

"Does it make any difference?"

"Of course there is. Not only is there a difference, but it's also a world of difference. The gap is as big as a chasm."

"Please ask Teacher Li to clarify my doubts."

"Although Shen Lian has great martial arts skills, he is just a catcher. He is just an ordinary martial artist!"

Climbing mountains and traveling are really tiring. They are all full of people.