I'm the best catcher in martial arts

The soup pot was steaming.

The fragrant broth has an unspeakable temptation for hungry people.

Hu Tiehua twitched the corner of her mouth and said, "Am I hallucinating? Old bug, dead rooster, what did you see? What is in front of you?"

"broth."

Ji Bingyan was as cold as ever.

"Fragrant broth."

Chu Liuxiang confirmed again.

"The soup pot is still steaming."

Tang Zhuquan no longer wanted to talk.

"The chef's skills are pretty good, but the salt is a little too little. If you use rice vinegar, soy sauce and braised shrimp oil to make the sauce, the taste will be completely blocked."

Shen Lian picked up the spoon, took a big sip, clicked his lips a few times with satisfaction, and scooped up another big spoonful.

Everyone: ((-_-)-_-)-_-)

Chu Liuxiang sighed: "They say I am a bold person, but I think you are really bold. You went to drink the soup directly even though you knew there might be danger."

Shen Lian explained: "This is called reverse thinking. If a pot of broth appears in the vast desert, everyone will think that the broth is poisonous, but the broth is non-toxic."

Tang Zhuquan said carelessly: "Could it be that the Bodhisattva appeared and brought us broth?"

Hu Tiehua snorted: "What the hell, the Bodhisattva must have given Su Zhai a gift when he appeared. Which Bodhisattva will give you broth? Your Buddhist temple can make broth?"

Tang Zhuquan was too lazy to pay attention to Hu Tiehua, took the spoon from Shen Lian's hand, scooped up a large piece of meat, and ate it in big mouthfuls, not caring about the danger.

Tang Zhuquan trusted Shen Lian very much.

As long as Shen Lian said there was no poison in the soup, it definitely couldn't be poisonous, and eating a lot of meat was the right answer.

"No matter what happens next, no matter who you meet, you must maintain your physical strength. Without sufficient physical strength, all calculations will be in vain."

"This pot of soup is not poisonous. If we don't enjoy it directly, the people behind the scenes will take the initiative to prove it, such as sending a dog to let the dog drink the soup."

"Of course the dog is fine too."

"It's very disgusting to see a dog that is fine after drinking soup, but in order to maintain physical strength, we may eat some dog leftovers. Then he will definitely be poisoned."

"Because the poison is in the dog's mouth."

"The dog will take the antidote ahead of time."

"People may subconsciously be wary of other people, but not dogs. This is the real calculation."

Shen Lian's long speech can be summed up in just five words - outsmart the birth date!

Shi Naian has experienced troubled times and has a very deep understanding of the sinister nature of people's hearts. No matter how many years have passed, no matter where in the world he is, outsmarting the birth chart is an excellent way to poison people, and it is really difficult for people to guard against it.

By the time Shen Lian finished telling the story, the broth had been shared and drank by everyone. The statue of Guanyin on the shrine of Guanyin Temple had disappeared, leaving only a note.

"You have come from thousands of miles away. You should have cleaned your bottles to welcome the distinguished guests. However, you are so busy with worldly affairs that you are unable to greet the distinguished guests in person. Prepare meat soup carefully to express your apology. I hope you will be brave and brave." Good luck.

——The man in the niche pays homage to him! "

The man in the niche?

What is the person in the niche?

Tang Zhuquan said with a smile: "There is Guanyin Bodhisattva in the shrine. Could it be Guanyin?"

"What is the Guanyin statue made of?"

"Stones, of course."

"That's the answer."

Shen Lian said seriously: "Shi Guanyin!"

Although he was deaf, blind and mute, Shi Tuo was very familiar with Shi Guanyin. Feeling Shi Guanyin's mysterious energy, he suddenly became a little crazy.

The stone camel is a human being, not a stone.

He has his own feelings.

He could not forget the unforgettable hatred.

hatred!

Hate that goes deep into the bones!

He went crazy, danced wildly, twisted his hands and feet, and smashed everything around him crazily.

Shen Lian grabbed Shi Tuo's shoulder with his backhand, trying to calm Shi Tuo down. Feeling Shen Lian's Qi, Shi Tuo pointed his right hands together into a sword and used a unique sword technique.

The breeze comes slowly and the water waves are calm.

Shituo's right hand points together to form a sword, with the horizontal fingers angled. The sword light seems to be there or not, the shot seems to be fast or slow, the sword path seems real or imaginary, the moves will remain unchanged, and the sword technique used is clearly the secret sword technique of Huashan Yunv Peak. ——The Thirteen Styles of Qingfeng!

This is one of the most exquisite swordsmanship in the world.

There are clearly thirteen wonderful sword techniques, but in fact there are no moves. Although the sword intention has no moves, it can perform thousands of mysterious moves through the changes of the thirteen moves.

If the Dugu Nine Swords can destroy all kinds of magic with one sword, the Qingfeng Thirteen Styles can hide the light of the sword in the breeze, go in and out between existence and non-existence, use thousands of changes into one move, and can use one sword to divide all kinds of magic. sword.

The thirteen moves are integrated into the "Three Immortals (clouds, clouds, rain)", "Four Yas (wind, flowers, snow and moon)", "Five Elements (metal, wood, water, fire and earth)" and Zhuang Zhou's dream of butterflies, which are like poetry and have the beauty of dancing under the moon.

When Gao Yanan, Chu Liuxiang and others were wandering around the world, he once demonstrated this set of swordsmanship. Even people like Chu Liuxiang couldn't help but praise him.

Now that Shituo used the Thirteen Qingfeng Styles, Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua were so shocked that they couldn't close their mouths from ear to ear. They didn't come back to their senses until their mouths were filled with sand and dust.

The stone camel cannot see or hear, and is completely integrated into the desert. Although it does not have the elegance of the Jiangnan water town, it is full of tenacious vitality.

Shen Lian grabbed thirteen claws in a row, and each claw was equipped with the finger force to pinch the golden seal. Even a master of Hu Tiehua's level would have a big headache. Shituo actually pulled out thirteen swords in a row, and Shen was more precise. Refining the palms.

The sword energy would be crushed every time, but at the moment of fragmentation, it would condense tenaciously.

He is like a Haloxylon ammodendron in the desert. It looks like just a weed on the roadside, but no matter how the black sandstorm blows and erodes it, it can stand up tenaciously.

The sandstorm knocked down Haloxylon ammodendron again and again, and Haloxylon ammodendron stood up again and again, singing wantonly with its scarred body, laughing at the wind and sand and the fierceness inside.

You can't defeat me!

What doesn't kill me makes me stronger!

Shituo has not actively practiced martial arts in these years, but his physical disability has made him immune to all external temptations, and his internal strength can operate naturally, becoming extremely refined and pure, and extremely tough.

Although Shen Lian didn't use all his strength, he was able to block Shen Lian's thirteen moves of the dragon claw hand, which was indeed quite capable.

"Roar!"

The white tiger roars, the dragon and the tiger meet.

Shen Lian used the tiger claw of his left hand to grab the stone camel's ribs, and the dragon claw of his right hand to grab the stone camel's shoulder. The stone camel waved his hands and the sword light flashed, but it was ultimately unable to defeat the power of the intersection of dragon and tiger.

"Crack, click, click!"

Shituo's arms were locked by non-attack.

"call!"

The cloak rolled up slightly, and the pure Yang Qi pushed Shi Tuo to the ground. It wasn't until he stopped struggling and returned to his usual calm posture that Shen Lian put away his cloak.

Tang Zhuquan acted as a curious baby and asked curiously: "What is going on?"

Chu Liuxiang looked at the dilapidated temple: "If the broth was prepared by Shi Guanyin, combined with Shi Tuo's weird behavior, it means there is enmity between them."

Ji Bingyan said coldly: "The person who ruined Shituo's eyes, ears, and voice must be Shi Guanyin!"

Thinking of Shituo's miserable appearance.

Thinking of those two killers who were not afraid of death.

As bold as Hu Tiehua, she couldn't help but shudder at this moment, thinking that if Shi Guanyin tortured her like this, she would wipe her neck immediately.

Or die.

Or surrender.

Hu Tiehua felt that her bones were very hard and she would definitely not surrender to Shi Guanyin and would definitely choose death.

The old man has too many things to think about.

He didn't know Shi Guanyin's beauty yet.

When he saw Shi Guanyin, tsk tsk tsk~~

Tang Zhuquan didn't have so many ideas, because he felt that even if Shi Guanyin's brain was kicked by a donkey, it would be impossible for him to fall in love with him, a fat man of more than 300 kilograms.

Chu Liuxiang is handsome and unrestrained.

Ji Bingyan is young and rich.

Hu Tiehua is a prodigal son among flowers.

All are perfect goals for Shi Guanyin.

Even if you look down on these three people, Shen Lian, the indestructible person, can arouse Shi Guanyin's desire to conquer, and the attraction is even the highest.

Tang Zhuquan suddenly felt that his fat body was still very beneficial. At least he was not attracted by the female devil's beauty and would not be tortured.

"What kind of hatred exists between Shi Guanyin and Shi Tuo to do such a thing!"

"For a woman who is stunningly beautiful and very confident in her appearance, if you don't surrender under the pomegranate skirt, it's your fault."

Shen Lian said calmly: "Haven't you heard about such a big change in the Beggar Clan?"

Tang Zhuquan sighed: "I think it's too incredible. When it comes to beauty, my sister is the real beauty. What does Kang Min mean? My sister has a gentle and virtuous personality, and doesn't have so many problems!"

"If one day your sister sees the fairy from Cihang Jingzhai, you will know whether her character is gentle and virtuous, or whether she is competitive."

"What's so great about Fairy Jingzhai?

When my sister was three years old, Yan Jing'an came to my house to beg for help and wanted to take my sister away, saying that he would teach peerless martial arts and contribute to the martial arts in the Central Plains.

My father became very angry and even picked up the pinewood red tassel gun before Yan Jing'an was willing to leave.

If my father hadn't stopped her back then, my sister would also be Fairy Jingzhai, the most beautiful woman in the world! "

Tang Zhuquan told a little-known history in a rather frivolous tone. He didn't know much about what happened back then, except that Yan Jing'an wanted to accept his sister as his disciple.

In terms of facial features, skin and figure, are Qin Mengyao and Jin Bingyun really the best in the world?

Not to mention that beauty and ugliness are very subjective. Even if the comparison can be made using data, Shen Lian does not think that beauties such as Lin Xianer and Lin Shiyin will lose to Qin Mengyao.

It's just that Cihang Jingzhai's Secret Secrets of Heart Techniques have a great blessing on temperament. They are derived from the secret technique of Taoist Heart Demon Planting. They have an indescribable attraction to men, and this is why they dominate the list of beauties.

To be honest, if Fan Qinghui accepts a disciple and trains Tang Zhujun to become a master and concubine, it will be a great opportunity no matter how you calculate it, and there is no reason to refuse.

If Yan Jing'an accepts a disciple, whether it is to train him to be Qin Mengyao or Jin Bingyun, he must refuse without hesitation, especially not to become Jin Bingyun.

Which father is willing to let his daughter be trained as a martial arts tool for the Demon Lord?

Shen Lian was too lazy to think about these things. Pang Ban didn't like him anyway, so Jin Bingyun wouldn't come to his door.

Even if Pang Ban wants to find a furnace, even if he must find a master of spear training, Wen Lianggong of the Longmen Escort Agency is a very good choice. He is young and handsome, has superb marksmanship, and is a romantic seed, and he will not refuse beauties.

Hu Tiehua groaned and said, "Are you bragging? Is your sister really that beautiful?"

"of course it's true!"

"Really? I don't believe it!"

Hu Tiehua said the most disrespectful words in the most disrespectful tone. Of course, Tang Zhuquan had no reason to coddle Hu Tiehua and hit her with his fist.

Ji Bingyan ignored Hu Tiehua, not caring whether Hu Tiehua would be beaten to death, but looked at Shituo.

They have a special way of communicating and can comfort each other by writing on their palms.

Chu Liuxiang rubbed her temples, not wanting to pay attention to these two live treasures. She turned to look at Shen Lian, and found that Shen Lian's face was full of tangles, with the same pained expression.

"Old Shen, what did you think of?"

"Shi Guanyin had a grudge against the Huashan Sect and destroyed the Seven Swords of Huashan, but not all of them were killed. Shi Tuo should be one of them, and he is quite handsome."

"Handsome?"

"If a stone camel has a face like the bottom of a pot, a leopard's head with eyes, a swallow's jaw and a tiger's beard, a voice like muffled thunder, and weighs three hundred kilograms, do you think Shi Guanyin will use torture to torture him?"

"If the purpose of torture is to make people surrender under the pomegranate skirt, then appearance must be an important condition. I am a little scared now."

"What are you afraid of?"

"I'm afraid that I will become Shi Guanyin's target."

Chu Liuxiang's tone was a bit proud.

"I can disfigure you."

"How to destroy it?"

"Catch it twice with your dog's paw."

Shen Lian reached out and grabbed a big yellow dog from behind the sand dune. This dog was professionally trained and crawled on the yellow sand. Its fur was its protective color.

When he was caught, the big yellow dog subconsciously bared its teeth and bit Shen Lian's wrist. Shen Lian glared, and the evil spirit spurted out, and the big yellow dog immediately became obedient.

This dog is Shi Guanyin's pet.

According to Shi Guanyin's plan, the big yellow dog was the most critical step in executing the poison technique, but she never expected that someone here had watched "Water Margin".

Shen Lian smiled and said, "This is a trained domestic dog. It must know the way back."

Ji Bingyan said: "Follow the clues?"

Shen Lian touched the big yellow dog's belly and said, "Let's send the lost pet back tail and tail. The owner will definitely not mind giving us a good meal."

Chu Liuxiang joked: "It's definitely not a small price to pay for letting you eat with an open stomach."

Shen Lian stroked the dog's head gently and said with a smile: "Such an obedient big yellow dog must be worth a lot of money. I only had one meal from him, and I have already suffered a huge loss."

Shen Lian gently put down the yellow dog: "Take us to find your master, or we will skin you!"

As we all know, dogs are the most loyal animals.

No matter how far the distance is, he will try his best to find his owner. When Shen Lian put the big yellow dog down, it immediately ran towards its owner.

Nothing can defeat its loyalty.

Shen Lian's threats have absolutely no effect!

The big yellow dog will not betray his master!