I'm the best catcher in martial arts

Shen Lian met a handsome young man.

With a jade face and red lips, charming and lovely eyes, she looks like a demon or a fairy, and she is dressed in red, just like the Manzhushahua at the Huangquan Ferry. You know that he will lead you into the abyss of hell, but you will still risk everything for him.

Shen Lian has met many handsome young men.

The eldest brother Shen Yumen is arrogant and domineering, the younger brother Shen Zaikuan is gentle and elegant, Hua Manlou is as gentle as jade, Zhang Danfeng is also crazy and chivalrous, Shen Lang is gentle and calm...

Especially after meeting Jiang Feng, Shen Lian felt that he would never be shocked by the appearance of any man in his life.

Until I saw this handsome young man in red.

The handsome young men around Shen Lian, no matter what their personalities are, are all decent people. They may be prodigal, but they are romantic but not nasty.

The red-clothed young man in front of me is a real evildoer from the Demon Sect, with a kind of evil beauty.

This kind of person cannot be an upright person from a well-known family, nor does he disdain the upright people. He is a madman from the Wei and Jin Dynasties, a worldly madman, and a bright and attractive poisonous flower.

Just by looking at each other, Shen Lian knew that he must be Wang Lianhua and that he was here to find him.

Shen Lian strode over and sat opposite him.

"Your Excellency, are you Wang Lianhua?"

"you know me?"

"I heard my cousin talk about you. He said that you are good at many things and that you are a very interesting person."

"Did Shen Lang tell you that he has been tricked by me many times, and he was embarrassed by me?"

"That's not true, but he told me that you should listen to your words in reverse. What you said just now, if you turn the characters around, is the truth of the matter."

Shen Lian used the calmest tone and said words that made Wang Lianhua vomit blood. Wang Lianhua didn't care about the tone of Shen Lian's words, but she cared very much about Shen Lang's evaluation.

"Is this how Shen Lang evaluates me?"

"With a personality like my cousin's, how can he gossip about people behind their backs? This is my own conclusion."

"He has some conscience!"

"He just didn't say the conclusion. In fact, that's what he thought. I just said it for him. In my hometown, this can be called a substitute for words!"

"What else did Shen Lang say to you?"

"He said you don't have a very good temper and are a little short-sighted. Being angry hurts your liver, and your liver is probably diseased. I think you should drink more honey and honeysuckle..."

Wang Lianhua: (;￢＿￢)

If Shen Lang had said this, I would have eaten the table immediately and gnawed the wine jar.

This guy has such keen insight that he discovered that my liver was damaged. After receiving seven punches, only the liver was damaged. There was indeed something wrong with my liver.

What kind of prescriptions are you prescribing!

My liver is damaged, why would you prescribe me a medicine to clear away heat and relieve internal heat? Do you think I don’t know medical skills?

Why is this guy's mouth so broken?

Shen Lang only said that this guy was very brave, but he didn't say that this guy was extremely poor, extremely mean, and extremely mean!

Wang Lianhua had countless questions in her heart and didn't know which words to say first. It wasn't until Shen Lian said three hundred words that she felt a little thirsty and stopped to drink water. Only then did she find a chance to speak, hoping to regain her place. .

Wang Lianhua was erudite and talented. In terms of eloquence, the two Shen Lian were no match.

Just as he was about to speak, he suddenly realized that he had been tricked.

How could a person like Shen Lian be more garrulous than the old lady at the entrance of the village? What she said just now was just observing people's actions, not looking for trouble to fight.

In normal times, these little tricks would have been of no use to Wang Lianhua, but Shen Lian stole the show first, disturbing his heart with Shen Lang, and then took advantage of it.

Shen Lian stopped talking, of course not because he was thirsty and wanted to drink water, but because he got the information he wanted and there was no need to continue talking.

What a powerful person!

Shen Lang's younger brother is indeed extraordinary.

"Captain Shen is very capable."

"Taught by the master, secretly passed down by the master."

"I have met your senior brother Tong Lin. Tong Lin is gentle, concise in speech, and never talks nonsense.

I have met your second senior brother Liu Changjie. Liu Changjie is decisive and crisp in his work and seldom talks nonsense.

I have met your third senior sister Feng Siniang. Feng Siniang is as hot as fire, as anxious as the wind, and likes to play with knives.

I have seen your fifth junior brother chasing the wind..."

Wang Lianhua used a cold tone to analyze Shen Lian's fellow disciples, and then came to a conclusion.

"All of them combined, none of them are as good at talking nonsense as you. This is not the secret of the master's sect, this is just talking nonsense. You must be a master of famous people."

A famous debater is a debater among hundreds of scholars. He specializes in how to debate. Most of his disciples are good at debate.

The debates of famous people are different from Su Qin and Zhang Yi's rhetorical battles with the world. They are not just sitting around talking about ideas. They are just simple debates, full of sophistry and no practicality.

Wang Lianhua's words were definitely not a compliment.

"Famous master? Not interested. I think I should be a good player in the legal family. After all, I am a fast catcher. I may also be a good soldier in the military. I am very good at charging."

"What's the military situation like?"

"I don't know anything else."

"You are so candid."

"I think we should be honest when dealing with people. I am a very honest person. I will answer all the questions you asked truthfully. But Mr. Wang..."

Shen Lian clicked his tongue in a neutral tone, and Wang Lian said with all his heart that you are definitely the descendant of a famous master, otherwise where did you learn the ability to confuse right and wrong and take quotes out of context.

Where did you learn it?

Of course I learned it from the third aunt of the Sad Sect.

Confusing right and wrong, taking quotes out of context, shifting things around, and making things up randomly are the most basic lessons of journalism.

"You may not know that if I think a person is a friend, I won't call someone by his or her first name. Instead, I like to call him by his last name, such as Lao Xiao and Lao Yan."

"so what?"

"I feel like we're friends now."

"Tsk tsk~ This is really an honor for me."

"Can I call you that?"

"it's up to you."

"Then I'll call you Lao Wang!"

Wang Lianhua: You have gone through such a big circle just for this sentence. You are really mentally ill.

"Don't like it? I don't think so either. Xiao Feng and Yan Nantian are rough guys, so they can be called Lao Xiao Laoyan. You are a handsome young man, so calling him that makes you look very old."

"Then what do you want to call me?"

"I'll call you Xiao Wang!"

"Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep..."

Wang Lianhua confirmed one thing, that is, Shen Lian's martial arts must be very good, otherwise he would have been beaten to death long ago with such a mean mouth.

In fact, Wang Lianhua didn't know that Shen Lian had indeed been in danger before and was almost beaten to death by Shangguan Tianye. Fortunately, his master rescued him in time and he survived without any danger.

Thank you Master!

Only Master is good in the world!

"Old Wang, what are you doing in Sword Forging City? I remember that you don't use swords, and you don't like to use weapons."

Wang Lianhua is a scholar of nature and knows too many martial arts. In order to exert the strongest combat power, she has always used fists and feet as the main weapon, and the weapons are all made from local materials.

Therefore, he has no need for magic weapons.

On the contrary, the magic weapon will restrict Wang Lianhua's performance.

"I just said that I was honest, but now you are trying to bullshit me. Can't you guess my purpose?"

"Chai Yuguan?"

"I found traces of Chai Yuguan."

"Why didn't you tell Shen Lang?"

"I wanted to see how anxious Shen Lang was, and I found it before him. This time I won!"

Wang Lian had a slightly proud expression on his face.

When they first met Shen Lang, Wang Lianhua and Shen Lang had a hostile relationship. The two plotted against each other. In the end, Shen Lang was superior. Wang Lianhua happily gave up and set up a game with Shen Lang again, and then lost to Shen Lang again.

There were more battles of wits, and the two gradually turned from enemies into friends. Although they were friends, the two still often battled wits. This was Wang Lianhua's greatest pleasure.

Shen Lian stretched out his index finger and waved it gently in front of Wang Lianhua's eyes, indicating that you were thinking too much.

“First of all, Shen Lang is never in a hurry.

Secondly, if you really find a trace, you should never come to me. We are strangers. Even with Shen Lang's guarantee, would you easily believe me?

The fact that you came to me is indeed related to Chai Yuguan. Your purpose is to ask me to help you find Chai Yuguan. Although you are knowledgeable about heaven and earth, you are not good at everything after all. "

Shen Lian said with a smile: "From the moment we first met, you have been testing me. While I am observing your words and expressions, you are also observing me in reverse.

You deliberately exposed all kinds of flaws, gave me the opportunity to sneak in, and deliberately allowed me to gain verbal advantage.

All of this is temptation.

Test my observation and analysis skills.

Even now, you are testing to see if I can see through all your intentions. I feel that you can’t say too much, saying so much is enough. "

Shen Lian picked up Wang Lianhua's wine flask, drank all the wine in it, and then burned the donkey meat.

"Old Wang, remember to pay!"

Looking at Shen Lian's back and the empty plates on the table, Wang Lianhua smiled helplessly.

Wang Lianhua was indeed testing just now. Otherwise, given his character, how could he be so out of touch? This was a deliberate attempt to expose a flaw and test Shen Lian's reaction ability.

Shen Lian responded really quickly.

Shen Lian eats faster.

While talking nonsense and analyzing his plan, he ate all the food.

Before leaving, I didn't forget to drink up all his wine, and took the last two donkey meats on the table to burn, leaving only an empty plate for him and the waiter's bill.

Shen Lang was right.

His cousin never suffers.

If he doesn't want to let you take advantage, he will take it away in his pocket even if it's a piece of donkey meat burned on fire.

its not right!

This is my donkey meat on fire!

Wang Lianhua showed a look of horror. She was infected by Shen Lian unknowingly, and she used Shen Lian's method to analyze what just happened.

Just at this time, Shen Lian returned: "Old Wang, I live in the City Lord's Mansion, where do you live?"

"I also live in the City Lord's Mansion."

"How come we didn't see it?"

"I left early and you came back late."

The two checked the room numbers and found that Wang Lianhua lived in No. A No. 2, while Shen Lian lived in No. A No. 3.

No. 1 is Bai Feifei's residence.

Therefore, Wang Lianhua is Shen Lian's neighbor and Bai Feifei's neighbor...

What does this mean?

It means that God has made arrangements. You can only call Wang Lianhua Xiao Wang, but you can never call him Lao Wang.

"Xiao Wang, see you tonight."

"Why don't you call me Lao Wang? I think the title Xiao Wang is not nice, as it sounds like your subordinate."

"Don't get me wrong, my name is Chu Liuxiang, and I always call him Xiao Chu. Chu Liuxiang is very supportive of this."

"real?"

"I swear by Chu Liuxiang's nose!"

…

Chu Liuxiang touched her nose awkwardly, showing an awkward but polite smile. She wanted to find a sandpit to bury her head in and never take it out again.

The three aunts are really good at playing.

It’s better not to play with him next time.

This game is really not fun!

Song Tian'er puffed up her chest and pulled Su Rongrong, who wanted to comfort Chu Liuxiang, to tell her not to be soft-hearted. Li Hongxiu picked up the brush and painted Chu Liuxiang's appearance.

"Three aunts..."

"Um?"

"Did you have fun this time?"

Li Hongxiu said with a smile: "It's still the same."

"What's wrong?"

"Of course the painting will be hung all over the cabin."

What Li Hongxiu drew just now was a sketch, recording the scene with just a few strokes. Chu Liuxiang on the scroll looked like a silly boy, very, very embarrassed.

Chu Liuxiang smiled and said: "People in the world say that I have never been defeated. This time I will lose to you."

"You don't look like a loser."

“What does a loser look like?”

"Come and see this."

Song Tianer handed over a book.

"One Hundred Postures of Admitting Defeat"

Author: Song Mumu

The first style: Tiger floor style;

The second style: the devil dog cries and breaks;

A total of one hundred postures are drawn in the whole article, and each posture has detailed pictures and text descriptions.

As for the author of this strange work, Chu Liuxiang thinks it is probably Shen Lian, but Shen Lian is not good at painting and cannot draw such lifelike dynamic illustrations.

After these hundred postures, there are also various ways of surrendering and killing, such as showing the posture of a good wife and mother after surrendering, and seducing powerful enemies with beauty.

There were even descriptions of various skills such as knitting sweaters and cooking, which made Chu Liuxiang feel itchy.

Looking closely, Su Rongrong was knitting a sweater, Song Tianer was the female chef, and Li Hongxiu had red sleeves, and the three of them had become extremely tall.

Ji Bingyan suddenly said: "Hu Tiehua, please read this book carefully, you can use it in Huashan!"

Hu Tiehua said angrily: "Impossible, I would rather be hacked to death by a withered plum tree than use this bad posture. Besides, I am running away now. Where can Shen Lian find me?"

Greenbeard whispered: "Master Hu, you definitely can't run away. Capt. Shen has long seen through the tricks of the three girls, and deliberately didn't expose them. He used the plan to fulfill their plans as a sign of sincerity to let them keep an eye on you."

"They can't stand me."

Hu Tiehua was struggling desperately, but she could only speak harshly.

"Shuai Chu Xiang can definitely keep an eye on you."

Hu Tiehua: ＿|＼○＿

I really want to run away~~but I can’t escape~~

Li Hongxiu comforted: "Lao Hu, don't be sad, I will take you to a fun place."

"How fun is that?"

"I looked at the collection of books here and found records of a treasure, a very huge treasure."

"What do I need treasure for?"

"Of course I'm going to give it to Mr. Shen, so that he can be more lenient with you and don't torment him too harshly."

"Where is the treasure?"

"Suzhou! When the Great White Kingdom was overthrown by the Meng Yuan Marshal Si Hanfei and the capital was destroyed, a black sandstorm happened to completely bury the capital.

Although Si Hanfei won, he failed to take away the treasure from the treasury. According to the information I found, the treasure will be opened in about a month. "