I'm the best catcher in martial arts

Chapter 335: Stopping the Seven Fairies, turned around and went to Pantaoyuan...

Everything comes at a price.

Walking on the road, suddenly a stunningly beautiful woman rushes over and wants to marry you. The dowry is thousands of hectares of fertile land, hundreds of tea gardens, and thousands of taels of gold.

Do you believe it or not?

Anyway, Shen Lian couldn't believe it.

Firstly, I don't have the good looks of Pan An and Song Yu, secondly, I don't have the talent of Li Bai and Liuyong, and thirdly, I don't have the power of more than ten thousand people. Even my official title has to wait until the palace dinner at the end of the year. Now I am just a little spy.

Although the Shen family is rich, Shen Lian is a side family member, and all the property he gets is in the hands of Shen Yumen.

To be honest, whether it is for power or family property, Shen Yumen may be better.

After all, Shen Yumen is a romantic seed who will not refuse any beauties. Moreover, he is the leader of the Jingxiang martial arts league and has no shortcomings except having a lot of wives and concubines.

It can't be a honey trap, right?

This strategy is too cheap.

Can someone who comes to your doorstep be called a honey trap?

The courtesans in the Qinhuai River knew how to ask for high prices!

How do you say something?

A wife is not as good as a concubine, a concubine is not as good as a prostitute, a prostitute is not as good as stealing, and stealing is not as good as not being able to steal. What is not available is the most precious.

Think about the extremely detailed layout and meticulously crafted scripts used by the Destiny Cult to perform Beauty Time, and then think about Cihang Jingzhai’s fairy volleying in the sky, unparalleled.

Bao Tianbing's methods are really inferior.

Does this so-called invincible sect leader really think that his martial arts are invincible?

There is an old sweeping monk in Shaolin, there is a crazy genius deep in Wudang, there is a middle-aged man in Guangmingding whose hands are shaking when he paints his wife's eyebrows, there is a 90-year-old bad old man in the Demon Master's Palace, and there is a man in the Demon Cult of the Western Regions who wears There is an old guy with a mask that hides his head and tail, and there is an unknown little old guy overseas. Do you want to try them?

If you can't beat them, what's the point of being invincible?

Shen Lian pointed to his head: "What is this?"

Bao Tianbing said softly: "Your head."

He secretly added in his mind: "Cut it down sooner or later and use it as a ball. How dare you ignore me!"

Shen Lian shook his fingers slightly, making a stirring gesture: "There is no water in here, and of course there is no flour, and it is impossible to turn it into paste."

The leader of the Invincible Sect said solemnly: "Don't you believe in our sincerity? Tianbing will be a very good wife. She will never go against your wishes, and she will also leave you a healthy heir. Isn't it enough to be worthy of you?"

“I was rushing to send my daughter-in-law away, and the beautiful woman cried and shouted that she wanted to marry me. I would never have dreamed of such a thing, and it would be even more impossible to believe it when it really happened.

I never believe in pie in the sky.

Even if the pie does fall, it will not fall into my mouth. I have always had very bad luck.

If it's not my luck, then you have a special purpose. In order to express sincerity and to be able to cooperate better, you should be honest with me.

I can make some guesses.

You plotted against Baixiong. Baixiong was thousands of miles away in the Western Region. Why did you plot against him?

Because you want the treasure of the Flying Camel Palace.

The most valuable treasure of the Flying Camel Palace is the Wujue Soul Chasing and Killing Secret Manual. This set of martial arts is for sale, but only the warriors of the Flying Camel Tribe are eligible to purchase it. "

Shen Lian looked at Bao Tianbing with a half-smile: "If the warrior dies unfortunately, the widow can do it too!"

The leader of the Invincible Sect smiled and said: "As expected of Shen Lian, your talent, your martial arts, and your wisdom are really amazing. You are qualified to cooperate with me.

You now have two options.

One is to publicly marry Tian Bing, and then, as a warrior of the Flying Camel Tribe, purchase the Five Ultimate Soul Hunting Kill.

In return, not only Tianbing is yours, but the Invincible Sect is also yours, and you can become the deputy sect master.

Second, marry Tian Bing publicly, and when Tian Bing becomes pregnant, I will personally take off your head.

As a widow, Tianbing will take your heirs to buy secret books and inherit your property. The Shen family's property is really enviable! "

Shen Lian sneered: "Want to kill me? Have you figured out how to deal with my brother? Even if you can defeat my brother, can you defeat my two masters? Can you defeat my eldest brother's master? If you can win To them, Wujue Soul Chaser is just a piece of waste paper to you!"

If the Invincible Sect Leader can defeat Shen Lian's good friends from all over the world, Guo Bujing, Wei Qingqingqing, and Zhang Wuji, what else can he do to practice the Five Ultimate Soul-Chasing Killing?

Even the God of War catalog has no meaning to him!

The leader of the Invincible Sect pointed to the distance: "I think you should respect me. Since I can make people plot against you, I can plot against your other friends."

Shen Lian saw the hand of the leader of the Invincible Sect.

Unless disabled, everyone has a pair of hands.

Everyone's face is different, and their hands are also different. Special people always have special signs, such as Lu Xiaofeng's beard.

The hand of the Invincible Sect Master is what makes him completely different from everyone else in the world. There is absolutely no identical hand in the world.

Not to mention the same, it is absolutely impossible to be similar!

These hands turned out to be transparent, and they also showed four different colors, as if they were made of green, yellow, red and white colored glaze. This was not a poison technique, but a secret technique that he had practiced, and he had practiced the Five Ultimate Soul-Chasing Killing.

The Five Ultimate Soul Hunting Kills belong exclusively to the Invincible Sect Master.

The Five Ultimate Soul Chasing Killing is not a complete secret book, but is more similar to a complete collection of martial arts and thoughts. It records the assumptions of senior masters and needs to be understood by oneself.

This is different from the power of Donkey Kong.

The divine power of Vajra is a complete mental method. Only when it is practiced to great perfection can it have its own unique Dharma.

It doesn't matter if you have mastered the Five Ultimate Soul Chasing Killing skill, it doesn't matter if you failed to master it or practiced it wrongly.

Shen Lian couldn't say that he was right.

Of course the Invincible Sect Master is not wrong either.

All I can say is that this thing is rather weird.

Normal people practice cultivation. If they are lucky, they will not gain anything. They waste their youth in vain. If they are not lucky, their meridians will be cut off.

The practice of strange people and strangers will produce different effects based on their own martial arts foundation and experience. They may become masters or become crazy.

The invincible sect leader belongs to those who become masters!

The more advanced his martial arts skills are, the more important he is to the Five Ultimate Soul Hunting and Killing, and the more he wants to get the last volume.

Shen Lian: What else can I say?

Bao Tianbing: If you dare to ignore me, I will kill you sooner or later and kick your head like a ball!

Tang Zhuquan: His grandmother’s!

Why is Tang Zhuquan cursing angrily?

Because the fat guy got caught.

Not only was he caught, but he was also hung upside down and tied to a wooden frame. He was fat and this position was very uncomfortable. He kept saying "his grandma's".

The leader of the Invincible Sect said coldly: "This guy's mouth is not very clean. My patience with him is very, very limited. I really want to roast him and eat him."

Shen Lian pouted: "This guy is too fat and not suitable for barbecue. Why don't you put him down and become the best man at my wedding? What does the owner think?"

"I think it's very good."

The Invincible Sect Master turned and left.

Tang Zhuquan was unhooked from the wooden frame. He was poisoned by the invincible sect leader, who also used a magnetic needle to seal the acupuncture point. If he did not know the solution and rashly pulled out the needle, the magnetic needle would break and follow the blood vessels to the heart.

The Invincible Sect Master is very relieved about this.

He didn't think Shen Lian could untie the magnetic needle to seal the acupoint.

Even if Shen Lian is proficient in acupuncture and acupuncture, would Shen Lian dare to try it if he only has one chance?

Bao Tianbing covered his nose: "I think you should take a shower. It's dirty and stinks."

Shen Lian raised his eyebrows: "Ever since I entered the valley, I have wanted to take a bath in the hot spring pool. But when I take a bath, will Tianbing rub my back for me?"

Bao Tianbing flicked his fingers and left three deep holes in the beam: "Then it depends on whether Shen Baotou's skin is thick enough. Shaolin Duoluoye Zhi is too domineering and not suitable for women to practice. .”

"But you still got it done."

"This is the martial arts I am least good at! I am best at the Nine Yin White Bone Claws. Do you want to try it?"

"Save it for your next husband!"

Shen Lian laughed and left the cabin. Bao Tianbing angrily grabbed the tea cup and squeezed it hard, crushing it into pieces.

Bao Tianbing doesn't like men.

She dislikes all men.

While you don't like men, you also don't like being ignored by men. This will damage the dignity of the beauty.

She felt sick when the man stared.

She felt angry when the man ignored her.

She is very good at using her beauty to do many things that seem difficult, but she has never met a man like Shen Lian who completely ignores her.

Bao Tianbing felt very angry.

Her rage was nearly uncontrollable.

If it hadn't been for the order from the leader of the Invincible Sect, she would have wanted to use the Nine Yin White Bone Claws to scratch five bloody holes in Shen Lian's head.

…

The bathroom was so hot and smoky that I could barely see my own fingers.

Shen Lian lay leisurely in the tub, enjoying the bathing of the two little maids. The maid's hands were very light, their movements were gentle, and their strength was just right.

Shen Lian felt very comfortable, every muscle was expressing comfort, and he wanted to fall into a deep sleep.

"Captain Shen had better not sleep."

The maid on the left advised.

"What if I have to sleep?"

Shen Lian yawned and closed his eyes.

"Then you'll never wake up."

The maid on the left tightened her fingers slightly.

Shen Lian felt the fighting spirit and said to himself that a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, and the two maids are really fierce.

Shen Lian didn't know that the two of them were not maids.

The woman on the left is named Da Bing, nineteen years old.

The woman on the right is named Xiaoxue and is eighteen years old.

The two are the heads of the two invincible sects, Xuanbingtang and Feixuetang. They have been practicing claw skills since they were young. They have long heard of Shen Lian's name and have wanted to challenge Shen Lian.

"I heard that what Shen Captou is best at in his life is marksmanship and claw skills. We sisters want to try it."

"How old are you two this year?"

"They add up to less than forty years old."

"When both of you are forty, you will understand how stupid today's provocation is. You two should feel lucky because you met me. If it were anyone else, you might not live to be forty."

Shen Lian stood up, spread his hands, and signaled Da Bing Xiaoxue to dry himself and change his clothes.

Da Bingbing said with a smile: "Captain Shen is very confident in himself. Aren't you afraid that we will sneak up on you?"

"If you two could kill me in a sneak attack, I would have died three hundred times. Let me do the math. It's about three hundred and thirty-four times. You are at the bottom."

Xiaoxue said sternly: "Martial arts are not expressed by words, but by skills."

In the steaming steam, Da Bing and Xiao Xue launched attacks at the same time. The moment they took action, their clothes fell off, but there was no hint of shyness on their faces.

What kind of claw method is this?

This competition is obviously about the character of mind.

If you can't see through the color, you will be confused by Da Bing Xiao Xue, and then be captured by the two people.

Seeing through color is easy to say, but how difficult is it to do? Shen Lian was neither Liu Xiahui, nor an eminent monk, nor an eunuch, so of course he couldn't see through it.

Since you can't see through it, then...

Da Bing Xiao Xue's movements suddenly stopped.

They didn't see how Shen Lian made his move, they only knew that seven or eight acupuncture points on his body were sealed.

Shen Lian waved his hand and strode away.

At first, Sun Houhou settled on the seven fairies and turned around to pick peaches in the peach orchard. Today, I clicked on two beauties. There was also a beauty who wanted to be a widow, crying and rushing towards me to marry me, but I wanted to be Liu Xiahui.

Liu Xiahui was sitting calmly in her arms. At least there was a beauty in her arms, but there was a fat man lying on Shen Lian's bed.

Tang Zhuquan seems to be losing weight recently and has already lost seven or eight pounds. Compared to his huge weight, this little weight loss is nothing, but it is a good start.

All beginnings are hard.

As long as you have the intention to lose weight and take action for it, keep your mouth shut and open your legs, this is definitely a good thing. Losing seven or eight pounds is considered very good.

Shen Lian patted Tang Zhuquan on the shoulder.

"Xiao Tang, that's good. I've lost weight."

"It's his grandma's, stop talking. I've been really unlucky recently, and it's not fun to do anything."

"Why don't you enjoy eating?"

"Stuck by the bones."

"Why don't you feel happy drinking water?"

"I was burned by the hot tea."

"Why don't you sleep well?"

"Shocked by a nightmare."

"Why don't you speak happily?"

"I get angry when I talk about this. Damn it, that day I saw a monster. I stared at it twice and didn't say anything else, so I got slapped twice!"

Tang Zhuquan was full of depressed complaints.

Shen Lian comforted him: "Old friend, the first few things were your own fault. The last thing may be because of me. I have an unshirkable responsibility."

Tang Zhuquan glanced at Shen Lian: "They used me to threaten you? What do they want you to do?"

"You want me to marry a stunning beauty."

Shen Lian spread his hands and smiled coquettishly.

Tang Zhuquan: ┌(.Д.)┐

"If I couldn't beat you, I would definitely lift this bed and hit you on the head!"

Tang Zhuquan was a talker. Although his martial arts skills were sealed by the Invincible Sect Master, his mouth could not be sealed. After comparing his experiences with Shen Lian's, he immediately started to complain.

“This is unfair, very unfair.

You don't look handsome enough, and you don't know how to play music, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry, and music. You have a bad temper, a cruel and aggressive personality, and your mouth is sharper than a sword or a gun.

What's good about you?

How could a stunning beauty fall in love with you?

Why can't she look down on me?

I have at least two hundred pounds of fat! "

Shen Lian looked at Tang Zhuquan expressionlessly.

“Because this beauty wants to be a widow.

Among the women in the world, some want to be royal concubines, some want to be imperial concubines, some want to be chivalrous women, and some just want to be widows, and then she fell in love with me! "

Thanks to book friend Yalishan Big Black Duck for the reward

Another: In fact, I have been losing weight recently and go running every day. I successfully lost six pounds in October, which is a good start. Please wish me well!