I'm the best catcher in martial arts

Shen Lian was lying on the hospital bed, with his loyal big yellow dog beside him. He was petting the dog and reviewing the results.

"Rhubarb, what do you think is going on? I always feel that this is a multi-party fishing, and before I know it, all the fish have arrived in the fish basket."

"Ouch~~"

"There are coincidences and plans. I never believe in coincidences, but this time it was such a coincidence."

"Ouch~~"

"The most coincidental thing is, how are you so sure that I will come to Zhaotong to help? Are you sure that I will risk everything and fight Yan Kuangtui with all my strength? Do you know me so well?"

"Ouch~~"

"Can you fucking say something else?"

"Woof woof!!"

"Oh! It's so boring!"

Logically speaking, Shen Lian should not be accompanied by only the big yellow dog. However, Shen Lian was seriously injured and Feng Siniang was also seriously injured, so they must not be together.

Vigorous exercise is not conducive to injury recovery.

Couldn't the two of them bear it?

When a man reaches a certain age, only his mouth is tough, and he is indifferent to thin waists and feet.

When a woman reaches a certain age, lions and tigers will also be willing to give in, and the tide rises and falls like the ocean.

Therefore, if a man does not have an indestructible kidney, it is best to exercise some restraint, otherwise the only recipes left in the future will be wolfberry, leek and oysters.

Shen Lian was an accomplished warrior in body training, and his qi and blood were relatively strong. When he recovered from his injuries, his qi and blood spilled out uncontrollably, creating a special scorching environment.

How can we control this situation?

Shen Lian silently thought about recent events.

When I was fiddling with the list in the previous episode, I had already roughly analyzed it, and now I am adding some of it.

The first is Zhu Biao, who has five purposes.

1. Take a vacation and go out to relax;

2. Patrol the south and inspect the administration of officials;

3. Dealing with many tribal chieftains in the south, not only in the Sichuan-Guizhou area, but also in the Miao territory in southern Yunnan;

4. Eliminate the flies and dogs in the Miao territory;

5. Winning over talented warriors from Shu.

There is something remarkable about the genius of Shu. In another ten years, when Zhu Biao ascends the throne, Ximen Chuixue, Xiao Qiushui and other warriors who have achieved great mastery in martial arts will all become war gods who protect the country.

Ximen Chuixue is a swordsman and a knight. He may not serve in the imperial court, but he will definitely accept the good intentions from the imperial court and pave the way for the descendants of the family.

Ximen Chuixue really understands this!

When he was a teenager, he arranged for clan elders to open shops in Jinling as a way out.

In the original plot, he arranged for his wife and children to escape, and even a character like Lu Xiaofeng was praised for his foresight.

Not to mention Xiao Qiushui.

Even in a basement like Zhao Gou, Xiao Qiushui was willing to serve in the imperial court and even accompanied the army in the Northern Expedition. It was not until Yue Fei's tragic death in Fengbo Pavilion that he became disheartened.

As long as the emperor was not the Ming God of War, he would maintain goodwill towards the court before Xiao Qiushui shattered the void.

The three Xiao brothers.

The eldest son will inherit the Huanhua Sword Sect, the second son should be able to inherit the Songshan Sect, and the third son will naturally expand the territory.

Others, such as Liu Chengfeng and Shi Yun, were originally full of goodwill towards the imperial court. They had done many things for the imperial court and made considerable contributions.

Ten years later, Liu Chengfeng achieved great success in martial arts. Not only did he reach the level of Gu Daoren, he was also the leader of a major sect.

Shen Lian calculated over and over again and felt that the one who made the most money was Dugu Yihe. He probably didn't know the specific situation and just let his apprentice take some credit and go on a blind date.

This time it can be considered a big profit.

Is there anything else?

Did I forget something?

I think should not be!

Anyway, I am seriously injured, so forget it!

The prince is benevolent and will not let seriously injured patients work overtime.

Shen Lian played with the big yellow dog's ears out of boredom. The big yellow dog also felt bored, but it still lay on the bed obediently, warning Shen Lian of the dangers around him.

…

Most of those who besieged Yan Kuangtu were injured.

In the past, when they were injured, everyone would come to Shen Lian's house to fight in the autumn wind, but this time there was no need.

Zhu Biao presented many miraculous medicines. If they were disciples of famous sects, he would write a few words on them and ask them to go back and make plaques, or give them a pass.

For example, Huanhua Sword Sect.

Already loyal to the imperial court, the three brothers all had aspirations of making great contributions, so they naturally preferred writing inscriptions.

For example, Lu Xiaofeng.

He prefers the chic life of rivers and lakes. Taking the pass given by Zhu Biao can reduce a lot of troubles.

Those who were not injured had their own tasks.

For example, Sun Xiuqing stood guard directly at the door of Ximen Chuixue's room. Anyone with a discerning eye would know what he meant.

It was not what Sun Xiuqing meant, but what Ximen Chuixue meant. Sun Xiuqing had never concealed her love for Ximen Chuixue. Ximen Chuixue accepted Sun Xiuqing's personal care and expressed her acceptance of her love.

There were more people guarding Huamanlou. In the end, Shi Xiuxue, the gentlest, most honest and timid among the four beautiful women in Emei, showed the boldest performance and defeated all competitors.

The rest, such as Thirteen Niangs and Shui Furong, had to complete official court duties and were so busy that their feet never touched the ground.

Because they were too busy, Cheng Xiaodie and Xiao Ting, whose injuries were not particularly serious, were asked to help.

Cheng Xiaodie has long been accustomed to this. They want to set up the "Four Goddess Catchers" in Liumen. Now is the best opportunity to perform and cannot be underestimated.

Xiao Ting now wants to turn the table over.

I was planning to take advantage, but first I was treated like a donkey, and then I fought like a tiger. I fought hard and was seriously injured, but I was asked to work overtime?

Do you six doors still have humanity?

Are your hearts completely dark?

Xiao Ting had wronged Thirteenth Mother, who was many times more kind than Shen Lian. She just felt that Xiao Ting had done a lot of merit this time and should receive more rewards from the court.

Thirteen Niang asked Xiao Ting for help, firstly to let him show his face in front of the prince, and secondly to promote his reputation.

After this incident, Xiao Ting's name will definitely become famous in the world and he will become a famous knight.

Xiao Ting: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

I really don’t want this reputation!

…

At the beginning of the war, most of Xuanwei's office was blown to pieces by Kuang Yan. If Shen Lian hadn't intentionally guided him to move the battlefield to Wumeng Mountain, it would have been reduced to ruins long ago.

Fortunately, there was more than one government office in Zhaotong, so Zhu Biao chose another government office to handle his official duties.

"Teacher, this book is very interesting. "Invisible Private Visits to Redress Wrongs" tells the story of an emperor who liked to visit privately incognito during the Northern and Southern Dynasties to inspect the administration of officials.

Everywhere he went, he would encounter grievances, and then at the most critical moment, he would reveal his identity and get rid of the corrupt officials and bullies. This person was just a little bit lustful.

Every time he visited incognito, in addition to redressing the injustice, he would also meet a stunning beauty. After the matter was settled, the beauty would be taken into the harem, which can be described as a cloud of beauties.

Do you think I am paying tribute to the ancients? "

Zhu Biao held the memorial in his left hand. On it was a running account carefully written by Shen Lian, which made people dizzy.

Zhu Biao holds the novel in his right hand. It was a work published by Tianji Pavilion a few years ago. The author cannot be verified, but the novel is very interesting. Especially the domineering way in which the emperor reveals his identity, punishes rape and eliminates evil, makes people excited and embraces him. Those beauties are the talk of the town.

Not only is the story interesting, but some parts of it reveal some strategies for governing the country and some of the loopholes in the administration of officials, which have some merits. Zhu Biao made a lot of comments.

He planned to write a memorial when he returned home, and when Zhu Yuanzhang was tired of criticizing the memorials, he would use this novel to relieve his boredom.

Shi Yanwen was extremely talented and knowledgeable. He dared to use Shen Lian's head to guarantee that there was absolutely no such emperor in the world. How could the emperor have so much time?

"Don't believe all the nonsense in the market."

"Teacher, what you said is wrong. This is the first draft of Tianji Pavilion in my hand. It has the author's annotations. Look at the last sentence. It makes perfect sense."

——Bullshit is nonsense in the market, but Bo Jun laughs at it. However, this story has been passed down by word of mouth for hundreds of years. There is no such emperor, but there is such an emperor. This is what the people really hope for!

Shi Yanwen immediately understood the meaning of the words.

The novels about officials in the market are obviously in the name of investigating cases, but in fact the cases are not very unusual. They mostly describe officials who are not afraid of the powerful and are the great masters of the sky.

Beat the empress, kill the prince-in-law, and guillotine the uncle!

The case may be clear at a glance and there may be no suspense, but the prince-consort must be killed.

The story is naturally made up, directly borrowing the names of certain officials, but it has been passed down to this day, and those names have long become representatives of upright officials. Is it important whether these strange and strange things really happened?

The people only know that XXX is an upright official.

That's all!

People won't pay attention to other things.

In addition, this is good propaganda. If you recite the Four Books and Five Classics to the people, will they understand it? But they can definitely remember "Wuben Ji" and "The Case of Guillotine Beauty".

Shi Yanwen praised: "This man really has some good advice on governing the country. I should think about it carefully."

Zhu Biao asked curiously: "Teacher, who do you think wrote this? Can you invite him to be an official?"

Shi Yanwen looked at the cover and said that since this was a first draft and the author had no signature, it could only be checked through handwriting and writing habits, which was too difficult.

Zhu Biao scratched his chin: "Didn't Shen Lian claim to be able to find everyone? If I leave this matter to Shen Lian, can Shen Lian find it?"

Shi Yanwen: "I definitely can't find it."

"Why can't I find it?"

"Shen Lian is a rough man and doesn't understand poetry."

"Then let's talk about the Zhao family. Back then, the Zhao family was even richer than Zhang Shicheng. After so many years of squandering, I don't know how much will be left."

"Prince, I feel that the Zhao family's treasure house may not be very rich, but some of the Zhao family's ministers are extremely rich, such as Liang Shicheng."

"Who is going to interrogate Liang Shicheng?"

"Shen Lian is best at doing this kind of thing."

Shi Yanwen immediately recommended Shen Lian.

Zhu Biao was a little embarrassed: "Isn't it bad to do this? Shen Lian is still in bed."

Shi Yanwen snorted: "His injuries have recovered by 30%. He just wanted to fish and see if he could lure out the assassin. And because he was lazy, he stayed in bed all the time. In fact, he could have gotten up long ago."

Zhu Biao: Σ(⊙▽⊙“a

…

Shen Lian was grabbed from the bed by Lu Jianxing.

Originally, Shen Lian thought the matter could be discussed, but it was Yuhuatian who was responsible for lifting the quilt. Jinyi Weidong Factory united and forced the six door gods to work overtime despite being sick.

I'm going to go to the prince to sue you!

oh!

It turns out that this is the prince’s order!

Shen Lian:o(╥﹏╥)o

"Boy, what is going on?"

Shen Lian put on his shoes with a depressed face, missing Zuo Shi very much in his heart. If Zuo Shi was here, there would be someone to help him and he wouldn't have to do everything himself.

Lu Jianxing said: "Interrogate Liang Shicheng."

Yu Huatian said: "Squeeze all his money."

Shen Lian was sweating profusely: "Torture to extract confessions, scraping bones and boiling oil, breaking bones and sucking out marrow. These are obviously what your factory guards are best at. What does this have to do with me?"

Lu Jianxing mentioned Shen Lian: "If you are asked to interrogate, then do it. How can there be so much nonsense?"

Shen Lian's objections were ineffective and he had no choice but to go to Liang Shicheng's trial.

Liang Shicheng was an eunuch, but he was not an eunuch like Yuhuatian, Cao Zhengchun, or Cao Shaoqin. He had neither practiced the Sunflower Book nor the Tiangang Boy Kung Fu.

Liang Shicheng was far superior to Yuhuatian in terms of eating, drinking, playing, playing music, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry, poetry, etc., but he didn't know any martial arts, and he didn't have the strength to run away even if he wanted to.

When he was caught, Liang Shicheng missed the masters who were framed by him and forced to join the power gang, especially Yan Shude, Yun Tianbiao, and Wei Yangyin. If these three masters were here, they would definitely be able to lead him out.

Unfortunately, there is no regret medicine in this world.

Shen Lian was transformed by the Blast King Kong, and used all his strength to blast out the Tiger Roaring Emperor Fist. He was seriously injured, and his bronze face became extremely pale, like a judge from the underworld.

Lu Jianxing's face was filled with fierceness and a fierce look.

Yuhuatian has beautiful eyebrows and a smile on his face.

As a colleague of Yuhuatian, Liang Shicheng understood the hidden meaning of the smile very well. His arms trembled and he was so frightened that he peed his pants and shivered and did not dare to raise his head.

Liang Shicheng had seen big scenes back then, but the eunuchs were missing some parts compared to normal men.

When people are nervous or fearful, due to biological instincts, they will have the urge to urinate. Normal men can hold it in, but eunuchs are unable to hold it in because they are missing parts, so they can only rely on martial arts to hold it back.

Unfortunately, Liang Shicheng does not know martial arts.

Shen Lian smiled and said: "Eunuch Liang, let me introduce the identities of these two people. This one is Lu Jianxing, the commander of Jin Yiwei. This one is Dongchang Yuhuatian."

Liang Shicheng asked: "What about you?"

Shen Lian waved his hand: "It's not important. I just want to tell you that you have three choices. Either answer my question, go to Jinyiwei Prison, or go to Dongchang Tianlao. The last two options are not very good."

Liang Shicheng sneered and said: "Do you think I am an ignorant mountain villager? The scenes I have seen are beyond the imagination of the three of you. Our family must..."

"Do you want to change into some pants?"

"Our family will not betray..."

"There's so much nonsense, Eunuch Yu. This guy is a fellow traveler with you. We all say that fellow travelers are enemies. Why don't we leave it to you to deal with him? Let me see what you can do."

Liang Shicheng: ⊙﹏⊙|||

Why don't you play by the rules?

Shouldn't you give me some benefits first?

benefit?

When Shen Lian heard the name "Liang Shicheng", he didn't break his neck directly because he still needed to hand over information, so Shen Lian was too lazy to pay attention to this guy.

"I'll recruit...I'll recruit...don't kill me. Give me a way to survive. I'll admit everything!"

"That's right, cooperation is the only way to survive. The first question is, where is the Zhao family's home base? You only have one chance, so don't lie."

"You must first promise to give me a way to survive."

"I will personally take you out of prison." (End of Chapter)