I'm the best catcher in martial arts

Chapter 367 Shen Lian: Cack, click, click, tons, tons, tons, hiccups~

Certain things can be better than worse, and worse than worse is a supreme tool in many situations, very, very easy to use.

Certain things must not be left unchecked, otherwise they will lead to a downward spiral and eventually a plummet.

As far as Shen Lian's circle of friends is concerned, it is indeed very effective to compete on certain issues, but if it is really done, it is too ridiculous.

Is there any difference between fifty steps and one hundred steps?

Even if you can't figure it out for now, you will eventually be able to figure it out later, and sooner or later it will turn into a big bomb.

When Shen Lian opened the door, two bombs came face to face. Feng Siniang and Tantai Jingming looked at Shen Lian with burning eyes, waiting for Shen Lian to speak first.

Zuo Shi didn't go to deliver tea.

Zuo Shi is not here to reveal secrets.

Zuo Shi sent a letter to Shen Lian to discuss matters.

"Madams, please be polite to your husband."

"snort!"

Feng Siniang: (ˇˇ)

Tantai Jingming: o(^｀)o

"This is what happened. His Majesty heard about the Wuwei Sect and granted marriage to my senior sister and me, but I will not treat Jingming badly. I have a relationship with the prince, and I will let the prince be the matchmaker between the two of us... "

Shen Lian behaved very simply.

Tantai Jingming said coquettishly: "Your relationship network is really complicated. You even have friendship with the prince."

Feng Siniang sneered and said: "I asked why you are so close to the prince and serve as a guard yourself. It turns out that it is for this. You are really far-sighted."

"What do you two ladies think?"

"What else can we do now? We can agree to it, but we must make an agreement."

"All ears."

"First of all, when we go out on official duties from now on, we should take at least one of us with us, not just Zuo Shi."

"I promise."

"Secondly, don't mess around with others at will."

"I promise."

"Finally, my wedding will be in Jinling, and sister Jingming's wedding will be in the fiefdom after your ennoblement. We are responsible for the family affairs, including your food, clothing, housing and transportation."

"I promise."

Shen Lian agreed firmly.

Feng Siniang sighed: "I'm taking advantage of you."

Tantai Jingming blushed with embarrassment: "His body is as strong as a bull, I can't stand it!"

Shen Lian smiled and said, "I was seriously injured by Kuangyan Yan in the previous trip. I have two martial arts skills that I haven't practiced in a long time. I will definitely have to practice them a few times tonight."

"What martial arts?"

"Soundproof air mask, Wuluo Qingyan Palm!"

Shen Lian stretched out his hand and waved it gently, and the five elements immediately flew into the air, leaving only curls of green smoke in the room.

Tantai Jingming hadn't seen Shen Lian for a long time. He originally planned to say goodbye rather than get married, but he didn't expect that there would be a cold war when he came back. He had been feeling very uncomfortable for a long time, and now he transformed into a tiger and a wolf.

Feng Siniang originally wanted to heal her injuries with Shen Lian, but due to the doctor's orders, she had to separate. She finally waited until Shen Lian's injury was almost healed, but ended up starting a cold war. Now that the relationship is getting warmer, it might as well become hot.

Feng Siniang behaved very grandly.

Because she has the emperor's decree granting marriage.

Tantai Jingming acted very fiercely.

Because her wedding was in Shen Lian's fiefdom.

By the way, where is my fiefdom?

It seems to be the place where The Legend of White Snake is sung...

The next morning, Shen Lian had dark eyes and rubbed his waist to deliver the memorial. Shen Lian's official position was not enough to go to court, but he could walk through Zhu Biao's special passage and wait for Zhu Yuanzhang to return from the court in Wenyuan Pavilion, and he could also have breakfast in the palace.

Looking at the exhausted Shen Lian, Zhu Biao mistakenly thought that Shen Lian was writing the memorial all night and was very moved.

"Shen Aiqing, you have worked really hard!"

"Thank you for your comfort, Prince."

Shen Lianxin said it was not very hard, so she wrote a memorial overnight, then appeased the two ladies, and in order to show her sincerity, she took out the Evil Emperor's relic.

What's the use of this thing?

Of course, it is to store true energy and blood.

Shen Lian can inject the true essence into it, causing the martial arts realm to temporarily fall, and withdraw from refining the energy, so that the pregnancy can be normal. Tantai Jingming is not in a hurry, but Feng Siniang is crazy about it, complaining that Shen Lian has such a treasure , why didn’t you take it out earlier? What a waste of time.

Shen Lian's physical exhaustion is not the exhaustion of writing the memorial, which is only 17,000 words. With the speed of submitting manuscripts to Tianji Pavilion in the past, there is no difficulty at all.

The real fatigue is the Evil Emperor's relic.

The Evil Emperor's relic is equivalent to a rechargeable battery. Although it can be charged and used, it will suffer losses.

However, the piece that Qu Yang dug up is slightly different from the real Evil Emperor's relic. First of all, the capacity is very small and cannot hold the true energy and blood indefinitely. When Shen Lian's body makes a breakthrough, the relic may be broken into pieces.

Secondly, only Shen Lian can use it. Although there is loss in the process of charging and using electricity, the speed is very fast, and it can also temper the true energy and blood.

As for the method of using the Evil Emperor's relics, Shen Lian originally didn't know how to do it, but fortunately he had a gift package from the Zhao family.

There happened to be relevant records in the secret book of the Zhao family's treasure house. Shen Lian asked Shi Yanwen for advice, studied carefully for several days, and finally figured out how to use it.

Naturally, you can't tell Zhu Biao these things.

Let Zhu Biao misunderstand it.

It would be best if Zhu Yuanzhang could also misunderstand.

I've worked so hard, how many days can I take off?

I work overtime with a serious injury, can you give me more salary? Can you please expand my fiefdom a bit?

Zhu Biao was worried that Shen Lian was making up nonsense, just like Ru Taisu, rambling and full of nonsense. He took Shen Lian's memorial and wanted to polish it for Shen Lian, but as soon as he picked it up, he couldn't put it down and wrote more than a novel. It looks good.

Look at this organizational structure.

It is analyzed step by step and clearly understood. I even wrote a table of contents at the front and marked the summary of the content.

Look at this writing convention.

The language cannot be said to be refined, but the description is very detailed. Even if you know nothing about agriculture and forestry, as long as you have some literary skills, you can understand at least part of it.

Look at this righteous font.

It cannot be said that he is a talented person, nor can he be considered a master of calligraphy, but he contains his own magnanimity and is quite awe-inspiring and upright, which makes people feel emotional after seeing it.

——It would be great if there were a few more books!

——Shen Lian should be able to write tonight, right?

Not long after, Zhu Yuanzhang returned from the court, and Eunuch Chen arranged breakfast. Lao Zhu's breakfast was very simple, including steamed buns, soy milk, sesame cakes, tea leaves, and eggs.

Eunuch Chen was very considerate. Taking into account Shen Lian's eating habits and huge appetite, he specially arranged meat meals.

Donkey meat rolled in big pancake!

Grilled pork!

Shaobing with sausage and eggs!

Zhu Yuanzhang suddenly asked: "Shen Lian, I heard that you know a lot of interesting rumors. Why don't you tell me a rumor about courtiers, preferably related to food."

Shen Lian pointed at the sesame cake and said, "I once heard a rumor about Mr. Liu. This rumor has something to do with your majesty. It is called the sesame cake song among the people."

Zhu Yuanzhang became interested: "Tell me about it."

"It is said that Mr. Liu can pinch and count. If you want to test his ability, take a tureen to cover the sesame cakes and ask Mr. Liu to count what is under the tureen.

Mr. Liu calculated it several times and said: half like the sun and half like the moon, one part was once bitten by a golden dragon. "

Zhu Yuanzhang smiled: "Can Liu Bowen really know how to count? This is interesting. Call Liu Bowen later and ask him to count the sesame cakes."

Shen Lian hurriedly said: "Stargazing and divination have been around since ancient times, but most of them are just rumors. Even if we can grasp the secrets of heaven, how can we calculate so accurately?

Even Yuan Tiangang and Li Chunfeng cannot make such accurate calculations, let alone predict the emperor.

As the saying goes, the Holy Emperor is assisted by hundreds of spirits, and His Majesty is surrounded by the energy of nine dragons. How can the alchemist dare to speculate?

Mr. Liu was able to figure it out because he saw the sesame seeds stuck to the corner of your mouth when you were eating sesame seeds. "

Zhu Yuanzhang stretched out his hand and wiped his mouth. As expected, there were two sesame seeds at the corner of his mouth. He thought that this story was interesting, and Liu Bowen's old fox would probably be like this.

"Shen Lian, who made up the story?"

"Rumors in the market cannot be traced back to their origins."

"Are you sure you can't trace the origin?"

"I know nothing about poetry and prose. If it's a case related to prose and ink, it's better to leave it to... I've heard for a long time that Manager Liu Jiyan is good at this, so it's better to let him investigate."

Zhu Yuanzhang seemed to be at odds with the story: "Isn't this story finished? What's next?"

Shen Lian said: "Climbing a dragon and attaching itself to a phoenix."

"What about climbing a dragon and attaching yourself to a phoenix?"

"Your Majesty is asking Mr. Liu. The surname of Han Gaozu is Liu, and his surname is also Liu. I wonder if Mr. Liu and Han Gaozu are related.

Mr. Liu said that he came from a humble background. Although his ancestors had served as minor officials, they were not descendants of the royal family. However, it was passed down to his generation and there were people who climbed the dragon and the phoenix.

That person is Mr. Liu himself! "

Shen Lianxin said that you are really sensitive. Did you notice something? This is too sharp!

Zhu Yuanzhang looked at Shen Lian with a half-smile but did not continue the topic. After all, Shen Lian's dark circles under his eyes were really serious and he should read the memorial he had stayed up late to write.

Zhu Biao handed over the memorial: "Father, Shen Aiqing's memorial is very good. If the memorials are all in this format, it will be much easier to review."

Zhu Yuanzhang did not follow the words to praise, but looked at Shen Lian: "Shen Lian, there is such a simple and clear memorial format, why didn't you use it before?"

Shen Lian: Your focus is wrong!

"I don't know much about writing, so I always copy the format of memorials submitted by other officials. This time is an exception."

"This catalog is pretty good."

"Thank you for your compliment, Your Majesty. I learned this from the Zhao Family Treasure House. This is how they are arranged."

"Very good learning ability..."

Zhu Yuanzhang read the memorial with great interest. Shen Lian felt that he should leave, but he did not dare to leave directly. He could only signal Eunuch Chen to bring me something to eat.

I exerted too much energy last night and I'm really hungry.

Zhu Yuanzhang: Review the memorial!

Zhu Biao: Review the memorial!

Eunuch Chen: Stand proudly!

Shen Lian: Cack, click, click, tons, tons, tons, hiccups~

"Get out!"

"I obey the decree."

Shen Lian ran away in a hurry.

Zhu Yuanzhang patted the memorial: "What I said is absolutely right. This boy can definitely write it. This boy has a lot of things to hide!"

Zhu Biao asked: "Father, Shen Aiqing finished writing the memorial overnight, there is nothing to hide, right?"

Zhu Yuanzhang enlightened: "Shen Lian is well versed in all kinds of anecdotes from the market and is very good at telling stories. Don't you think it's a little familiar? You may not know that the textbook for cultivating agents in the Six Doors was written by Shen Lian himself."

"It shows that he is good at investigating crimes."

"The textbooks are all filled with various stories. They use various anecdotes to describe various investigative techniques and tell the six-door police officers what to do when encountering a case."

Zhu Biao seemed to understand.

"Most of Shen Lian's junior brothers and sisters were taught by Shen Lian himself. The teaching method was to tell them various stories. They remember them very clearly."

Zhu Biao suddenly realized and became enlightened.

He finally understood what Shen Lian was hiding.

"Shen Aiqing still has this ability?"

"All martial arts practitioners have ways to vent their anger, and that is Shen Lian's method. He was in a hurry to write the memorial, and finally exposed his secret."

…

As soon as Shen Lian left the palace, he immediately felt a slight chill and felt like someone had seen through his secrets.

No way?

Chu Liuxiang is not in the capital!

Definitely not.

Shen Lian did not go home directly, but quickly surged his energy and blood. His dejection was swept away, and he became high-spirited and went to meet some friends.

That's right, Shen Lian pretended to have back pain.

How could Shen Lian's body be so decadent when it was comparable to a ferocious beast? It's all pretending to be sick.

During the time when Shen Lian went to Miao territory, Li Xunhuan successfully completed the imperial mission and returned to Jinling.

Li Xunhuan's mission is divided into two parts:

1. The recruitment of Taihang Dao Village was carried out secretly. It showed to the outside world that Taihang Dao Village had great goodwill towards the court and did not need to completely surrender to the imperial court.

Anyway, the martial arts sects of the Ming Dynasty, as long as they were forces on the surface, all expressed goodwill to the court.

Those who expressed malicious intent have long since been eliminated!

The Taihang Knife Village has been rooted in the Taihang Mountains for many years. Its internal forces are intertwined and it has a high prestige among swordsmen. It is a natural barrier in the North. To fully utilize the value of the Taihang Knife Village, one must not rush for quick success.

As we all know, it is very difficult to make swordsmen surrender. You need to defeat them first.

If you can't defeat them, even if there are tens of thousands of reasons, it will be difficult for people to truly surrender.

Fortunately, flying knives are also knives.

Xiao Li's flying knife is a good example.

After watching Li Xun Huan take action, I don't know how many swordsmen were so frightened that they never wanted to draw their swords again. There were also some people who learned their shame and became brave, practiced their sword skills hard, and finally achieved success.

2. Conquer the Sun and Moon God Sect.

The rebellion started by Ren Yingying was not only secretly supported by the powerful gang, but also fueled by the Jin Yiwei.

Taking advantage of the perfect opportunity of the civil strife, Taihang Dao Village attacked the Sun Moon God Sect. Li Xunhuan and others took action one after another. Dongfang Bubai fought bloody battles and fell off the Black Wood Cliff.

Most of the elders of the Sun Moon God Sect died in the rebellion, and the rest all surrendered. Subsequent matters were left to the factory guards, and Li Xunhuan did not participate too much.

After completing these two things, when Li Xunhuan passed by Cangzhou, he took people to Lianyun Village, drank and discussed swords with Qi Shaoshang, the leader of Lianyun Village, and invited Qi Shaoshang to come to the capital to start a business in Jinling.

Qi Shaoshang was a little tempted, but he couldn't let go of his brothers in Lianyun Village, and agreed with Li Xunhuan that as long as he found a suitable successor, he would go to Jinling to make a living.

"That's it? Nothing else?"

Shen Lian looked at Li Xunhuan in disbelief.

Li Xun Huan said: "The rest cannot be revealed. That's all I can say."

Shen Lian snorted: "I can't say anything about Lin Shiyin. Originally, you got the top prize in the exam, but your family was a bit inappropriate. Now you have a reasonable excuse."

"Hmph! Take care of yourself first!"