I'm the best catcher in martial arts

It was already evening when Shen Lian returned home.

What greeted us was six closed doors.

Shen Lian's "private meeting with Gongsun Lan" was accidentally discovered by Tantai Jingming, and then this happened.

Not to mention the three stunning beauties, not even the big yellow dog came to greet them. Shen Lian had no choice but to go to the study to write down his plan for next year, adding "Destroy the Destiny Sect".

The Destiny Sect is really a gangrene in the bones.

First of all, it cannot be destroyed because the Destiny Sect is not a martial arts force or a sect, but an eternal thought that comes from the temptation of beauty.

Secondly, there are so many people, any Qin Lou Chu Palace in the world may be the branch of the Tianming Sect, or it may hide the disciples of the Tianming Sect, and the forces are intertwined.

In the end, there are many masters, relying on the unfathomable bed skills and the vicious calculations at every level, the Destiny Sect has seduced countless people into corruption, and not only obtained huge amounts of gold and silver, but also countless secret martial arts volumes. .

On the surface, what is a respected monk like in private? Did he secretly raise an illegitimate child?

How many young and handsome young heroes can endure the temptation of a beautiful woman?

Those fake Taoists and slanderous scholars talk about benevolence, morality, and sacrificing their lives for righteousness. The Destiny Sect knows best what they look like in private. It is really wonderful.

According to the temperament of these people, the Church of Destiny cultivates corresponding handsome men and beauties, arranges chance encounters, designs plots based on their personalities, and gradually leads people into the abyss of hell.

Some people like innocent shepherdess, some like Xiaojiabiyu, some like other people's wives and concubines, some like ladies from all over the world, and some like actors...

Some people like gangsters, some like weak scholars, some like handsome men with beautiful faces, and some like rude and strong men with big beards...

Whatever you like, cultivate it.

When those people get involved, whether it is the treasured martial arts secret scrolls, the accumulated gold and silver jewelry, or their power, they can all be used by the Destiny Sect.

This is the most terrifying thing about the Destiny Sect!

There is only one word at the core.

color!

The word "sex" has a knife on its head!

The Destiny Sect is the sharpest knife!

The swords are ecstatic, the swords are eroding the bones, the swords are sucking the marrow.

The second leader, Fairy Ji Lu Mu, doesn't seem to have the same ambition as Shan Yuru, and spends all her time practicing martial arts in seclusion, but in fact, Huang Que is behind and has obtained all the secret martial arts books.

This guy is a bit difficult to deal with!

Shen Lian remembered that she beat Xiao Ting twice.

Even if Xiao Ting puts on King Abelo's vest and brings his men to find Fairy Green Mother, the end result will still be that he will be beaten violently by Fairy Green Mother, whose martial arts skills are unfathomable.

Now that Immortal Fairy Green Mother has obtained all the secret skills collected by the Tianming Sect, her martial arts will definitely improve further.

And that Yingsanhua...

Shen Lian had some impressions of this girl. Ying Sanhua was indeed a descendant of the Goguryeo royal family and had a grudge against the Ming Dynasty. In the original plot, she did not hesitate to use her body to poison her for revenge.

It's the legendary thing that's poisonous.

Ying Sanhua's innocent body will take away the person she hates most by dying together.

This method of poisoning is really hard to guard against.

In Shen Lian's mind, he recalled what he knew about Fairy Fairy Lu Mu and Ying Sanhua, and thought of plans to deal with them. Unknowingly, he thought of what happened in Zhaotong.

Is the woman who bewitched Ma Ye related to this?

Are Japanese ninjas subordinates of Bai Yiran?

Bai Yiran is the best at stirring up troubles. He will definitely not be able to live happily in Japan. Who knows what kind of tricks he can do?

Destiny Sect—Bai Yiran—Yingui Sect—Ma Ye—Miao Jiang—Japan—Ninja—Killer…

A thread gradually formed in Shen Lian's mind.

interesting!

After Shen Lian finished writing the plan, Feng Siniang and Dantai Jingming forgave Shen Lian. It was too cold at night and someone needed help to warm up. Shen Lian was the best at this.

After that, for several days, everything went smoothly for Shen Lian.

Every day he was either drinking and having fun with his friends, or exploring the surrounding beautiful scenery. Occasionally, he would watch the six eldest ladies having fun, or watch Zhu Yueming lose weight.

Shangguan Xueer can be said to be playing crazy lately.

Shen Lian once said that her winter vacation treatment depends on her test scores. Shangguan Xueer is relatively precocious. Among the students of White Horse Academy, only Qiu Xiaodong is better than her.

Shangguan Xueer held the Tianlong Trident and smiled brightly at Qiu Xiaodong. Qiu Xiaodong immediately fell.

Then Zuo Shi went to Qiu Xiaodong's house to apologize.

In order to appease Qiu Xiaodong's emotions, he sent three volumes of Shen Zaikuan's notes, which settled the matter.

Although the method is not very glorious, after all, he is the number one in Baima Academy. He needs to be taught a lesson and he can play with it. Shen Lian will not care about it anyway.

The only thing that made Shen Lian feel a little frustrated was that the story about Liu Bowen told to Zhu Yuanzhang reached Liu Bowen's ears, and Liu Bowen invited him to discuss Taoism.

That feeling was terrifying.

When Shen Lian was studying art, because he had heard about Liu Bowen's reputation for a long time, he begged Guo Bujing to visit Liu Bowen's home, and then he never wanted to go there again.

That was one of Shen Lian's most miserable memories.

Shen Lian clenched his fists at least twenty times, wanting this dry and thin old man with an immortal spirit to cut ten pounds of minced meat for him without any fat on top.

How are you so smart?

Save your wisdom for playing tricks on Lao Zhu!

What's the point of playing tricks on me?

Shen Lian had some bad thoughts and wanted to give up the traditional virtue of respecting the elderly and caring for the young, but Mr. Liu still gave him face and brought Zuo Shi to the palace dinner.

This year you can bring your family to the palace dinner.

Shen Lian has made great achievements and should receive a reward. He does not need Guo Bujing to lead him. Guo Bujing leads Feng Siniang.

Xu Ruowu was more powerful, so everyone turned a blind eye to him and brought Xu Yeyue's small group in, including of course Tantai Jingming.

Liu Bowen had nothing to bring, especially his own son, so he asked Zuo Shi to make up the numbers.

In this way, it is a good thing that Shen Lian can not celebrate the New Year at home, but can be reunited in the palace.

The palace dinner was held at "Baiyujing".

It is not a single palace, but a large and majestic building complex, including a huge palace that is as magnificent as a heavenly palace and a white marble square.

All buildings are independent yet integrated, forming a unique pattern that can gather the energy of the surrounding heaven and earth to form misty clouds.

Flowers bloom all year round.

The fairy spirit is fluttering, and the bright moon hangs high.

The white jade capital in the sky has five cities on the twelfth floor.

Immortals caress my head, knotting my hair and receiving immortality.

Needless to say, this is obviously by no means a design.

The civil and military ministers lined up in Bai Yujing to sit in silence, followed by the officials' families. Zhu Yuanzhang waved his hand and let people sit wherever they wanted. Even if they were holding their children, it would not be considered a breach of etiquette in front of the palace, and they would even give rewards to the children.

Zhu Yuanzhang was an iron-blooded emperor, a decisive and decisive emperor, and he also had a very traditional character.

The Chinese New Year is all about being lively.

They all have a straight face, how can there be any excitement?

Zhu Yuanzhang raised the golden cup and laughed and said: "This year's good weather and the peace and prosperity of the country and the people are all due to the hard work and diligence of all my dear friends. I am happy with you all!"

The ministers hurriedly took glasses to drink, and then Liu Bowen was the first to step forward and recite the eulogy he had stayed up all night to write.

After the civil servants finished reading the eulogy, the generals took glasses to toast, and then came the most important program.

——A year-end bonus!

Boss Zhu, you just said that the reason why this year has been so smooth is because of our hard work. Should we be promoted and raised? Should I be given an official title?

Of course Zhu Yuanzhang would not be disappointed at this time.

The rewards on weekdays require trickery, but the rewards at the end of the year do not. With a wave of his hand, Eunuch Chen took out the prepared imperial edict and announced the rewards one by one.

Shen Lian felt drowsy after listening to it, and thought to himself, Lao Zhu, it's boring for you to do this. You should award a few awards, let the palace musicians perform a program, read a few more, let the musicians perform a few programs, read a few more, and perform again. programme.

This gives you a sense of anticipation!

Especially the last one.

After an unknown amount of time, Eunuch Chen's voice became slightly hoarse and he wanted to drink some water to moisten his throat. Finally he read the last part, which was Shen Lian's reward.

"...make Chen Lian the Marquis of Qiantang County!"

Um?

It turned out to be the Marquis!

The title system of the Ming Dynasty was quite special. In the early years, viscounts and barons were eliminated, leaving only dukes, marquises and uncles.

Later, in order to win over martial arts warriors and let them fight bloody battles for the Ming Dynasty, the Viscount Baron was reactivated as a reward for worship, and the title could be hereditary.

Generally speaking, most of the ministers who can be knighted are viscounts, and those who can be knighted are mostly their disciples.

Although Shen Lian's martial arts skills are unpredictable and he has made many meritorious deeds in recent years, he can't go far enough to be granted the title of Zhongyongbo, and he was actually granted the title of Marquis of Qiantang County.

The county prince is also a marquis!

What contribution did Shen Lian make?

It is said that in early winter, Shen Lian found a life-extending elixir for the emperor in Dali. Is this true?

Is there really an elixir of immortality in the world?

What exactly is involved?

Although you shouldn't think about these things during the New Year, as Shen Lian accepted the order to express his gratitude, the ministers were thinking about it in their hearts.

Zhu Yuanzhang joked: "I have heard a lot of anecdotes from the market recently and find them very interesting. Why don't I let this newly promoted Lord Marquis tell a few anecdotes from the market."

Shen Lian said: "What does your Majesty want to hear?"

Zhu Yuanzhang asked: "Shen Lian, who do you think is the smartest among the civil servants and generals throughout the ages?"

Shen Lian said: "Zhuge Liang."

"Is there anyone smarter than Zhuge Liang?"

Zhu Yueming deliberately raised eyebrows.

He had recently lost thirty kilograms of fat, and he had planned to eat meat during the palace dinner. Unexpectedly, Xu Yeyue and others kept staring at him, saying they were afraid of losing weight and regaining it.

Zhu Yueming said in her heart that I can't beat you, but I must cause you some trouble, otherwise my heart will be unbalanced.

Shen Lian said: "Of course there are people who are smarter than Zhuge Liang. That is Zhuge Liang after the fact."

Zhu Xiawu asked seemingly unintentionally: "You can't repeat things in this world, so how can you be wise after the fact?"

Shen Lian said: "Of course, I have heard the story about Zhuge Liang after the fact. The protagonist of this story is Zhuge Liang, before the incident, during the incident and after the incident."

Zhu Yuanzhang said: "You tell me."

Shen Lian's eyes showed admiration: "Zhuge Liang woke up in the thatched cottage and found that the burning of the new field, the burning of Red Cliff, the capture of thorns for profit, the seven captures of Meng Huo, the late emperor Tuogu, and the autumn wind were all just a dream. At this moment, his boy came to report, Liu Xuande asks to see..."

Zhu Yuanzhang hurriedly asked: "What should he do?"

Shen Lian resolutely said: "At this moment, Zhuge Liang did not hesitate at all. He had no time to feel sad about what happened in Wuzhangyuan. He immediately came out to help. The heroes will face the most terrifying wise man. Zhuge Liang will not be able to do it after the fact!"

"this……"

As soon as Shen Lian said these words, everyone fell silent.

This story is neither a joke nor a praising Zhuge Liang, but also praising Liu Bei.

If everyone could do it over again, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei would not hesitate to follow his elder brother and fight for him on the bloody battlefield. Zhuge Liang would still come out to help and devote himself to Liu Xuande until his death.

What about the storyteller?

What if the person listening to the story was asked to do it again?

Zhu Yuanzhang laughed and said: "Well said, you are indeed the Marquis I like. He is very good at speaking. You like Wu Marquis so much, why not tell a few more stories."

Shen Lian raised his head, their eyes met, and they talked with their eyes, instantly reading each other's thoughts.

Shen Lian: Can I not say it?

Lao Zhu: No!

Shen Lian: Can’t you be accommodating?

Lao Zhu: No!

Shen Lian: Your Majesty, you must be generous!

Lao Zhu: No!

Shen Lian: I have no more ink in my stomach.

Lao Zhu: I’ll pinch it out for you!

Shen Lian: (；д)

Lao Zhu: ╭(╯^╰)╮

"It is said that there was a force that brought emperors from all dynasties together and asked them to discuss who to choose as prime minister. Everyone chose Zhuge Liang, but Emperor Wen of Wei was undecided because no choice was right.

At this moment, Emperor Wu of Wei said, your father once served as prime minister, you choose me to be prime minister!

Emperor Wen immediately made the decision and chose Zhuge Liang.

After a while, the emperors discussed who to appoint as the sole and important minister. They all chose Zhuge Liang, but Emperor Wu of Jin was undecided and didn't know who to choose.

At this time, his grandfather said, I was the sole and important minister back then, and you made the right choice by choosing me.

Emperor Wu immediately decided to choose Zhuge Liang. "

Shen Lian gritted his teeth and told the story, saying in his heart that I would go to Hangzhou after the New Year and would never come back before the end of the year.

Otherwise, I am afraid that I will be torn to pieces by the civil and military ministers.

Shen Lian actually thought wrong.

The civil and military ministers really had no complaints.

The previous story was about Lao Zhu, and it was Shen Lian who offended Lao Zhu. They would eat some of it, but if Lao Zhu wanted to torment him, he would definitely torment Shen Lian first.

The later story praises Zhuge Liang, which is no problem. Zhuge Liang has been a role model for ministers since the Jin Dynasty. Yes, it started from the Jin Dynasty.

There are countless poems praising Zhuge Liang.

The legacy left on the apprenticeship list is like a strong man who has been inspired for thousands of years.

——Xue Feng

He died before leaving the army, which made the hero burst into tears.

——Du Fu

The memorials of his disciples before and after his death are here, making people cry at the sight of them.

——Bai Juyi

A master who is truly famous in the world, no one can compare with him in thousands of years.

——Lu You

Zhuge Liang was a role model, and I don't know how many civil servants were proud of it. As for the story Shen Lian made up, what did he care about? It would be best if I could compile a few.

Zhu Yuanzhang picked up the wine glass and said: "Well said, I will give you three glasses of wine. The musicians have recently arranged a opera. It just so happens that we are visiting the thatched cottage three times. We, the king and his ministers, will have fun together."

Shen Lian: Do you think I can laugh?

Lao Zhu: Make us laugh!

…

Shuzhong.

Tang Shishi was having a hard time this year.

His subordinates are so capable that they are either trying to be on the verge of death, or they are seeking death.

He needs to find a way to survive.

This way of survival is his brother-in-law.

The Martial God of the Kingdom of Jin, Wan Yan Jue!