I'm the best catcher in martial arts

If you stretch out your head, it's a knife, if you shrink your head, it's also a knife.

This kind of thing cannot be hidden forever.

Instead of thinking about how to hide it from Shen Lian, it is better to explore Shen Lian's tone and maybe get some pointers.

Shen Lian is extremely strict in some aspects and very liberal in some aspects, far more liberal than Guo Bujing.

Guo Furong felt that she should not be beaten.

Even if he was beaten, he would hit Lu Xiucai first. However, Shen Lian's bottom line was not to hurt innocent people. Lu Xiucai did not break the law, so Shen Lian could not punch him.

At least you can't punch him in public!

——You can knock on the sap in the middle of the night!

After a while, Shen Lian left the room, motioned to shopkeeper Tong to come in, and comforted Shangguan Xueer that Mo Xiaobei and Qu Feiyan could not go in, otherwise they would definitely explode.

Best friends also have small thoughts between each other.

Especially when you are fourteen or fifteen years old, you are in the most sensitive, shy, irritable and uncontrollable stage.

The advantage is that there is a comparison. In order to prevent the little sister from surpassing him, he secretly worked hard. The three of them gritted their teeth and curled up on each other, trying to find a way to become the big sister.

The disadvantage is that you have to take care of everyone's mood.

Tong Xiangyu is better at this aspect.

Tong Xiangyu is an excellent educator, best at educating other people's children, and occasionally educating other people's parents, but since ancient times, doctors cannot heal themselves.

She couldn't teach her own family.

Tong Xiangyu is helpless with his family!

In this regard, Shen Lian can cooperate and help educate.

Shen Lian glanced around.

Li Dazui was in the kitchen. He knew that there were some things that he couldn't join in the fun, otherwise he would suffer disaster.

Bai Zhantang hid aside, trying his best to reduce his presence, and silently said: "You can't see me."

Mo Xiaobei and Qu Feiyan went shopping.

Guo Furong and Lu Xiucai guarded the gate.

Looking at Shen Lian walking out of the room, Lu Xiucai showed a tangled look. The corners of Guo Furong's mouth twitched, but she finally mustered up the courage and grabbed Lu Xiucai.

"Go talk to him!"

Guo Furong shouted loudly.

Lu Xiucai is not a coward.

He looks a little weak, a rotten and incompetent poor scholar, but he is actually very strong inside. Otherwise, how could he dare to face Ji Wuming and talk him to death?

Of course Lu Xiucai was courageous.

It's just that this kind of thing is not facing a foreign enemy. Seeing the smile on the corner of Shen Lian's mouth and the sharp and shining tiger teeth, Lu Xiucai felt that his legs were sore.

Shen Lian looked at the two of them with a half-smile.

The big yellow dog lay at Shen Lian's feet, licking the donkey bones cooked by Li Dazui in boredom, and kept whimpering.

Dragon meat in the sky, donkey meat on the ground.

The taste of donkey meat is naturally very delicious.

Li Dazui was very generous with the ingredients. The donkey bones were full of condiments and the spices were very flavorful. The big yellow dog wanted to eat the bones and felt very thirsty...

Shen Lian pointed to the falcon on his shoulder: "This is my pet Ajin. It is a different species of golden eagle. Although it is not yet an adult, it is very fast. It takes at most one day to fly from Guanzhong to Jinling."

Guo Furong asked: "What do you mean?"

"I mean, master will receive detailed information here tomorrow morning. If he rushes here quickly, how many days do you think it will take?

Junior sister, you may not know.

The master has been very murderous recently. He wiped out several aristocratic families in Luoyang, leaving mountains of corpses and seas of blood.

If he hears any bad news, coupled with the hard work of traveling, his anger will increase by one point and his murderous intention will increase by one point every time he travels.

Can you imagine that scene?

When the Master is furious, even the Ghost King Xu Ruowu will retreat. No one wants to bear the Master's anger, and I certainly don't want to bear it.

So, I was ready to run away immediately.

Are you ready? "

Guo Furong knew Shen Lian's habits and knew that this was probably to scare people, and most likely it was not true.

Lu Xiucai didn't know Shen Lian's hobbies, but he felt that his father-in-law's butcher knife had been placed on his neck.

"This, this, this..."

"Stop this and that. If you have anything to do, you'd better tell me quickly. I'm still in a hurry."

Shen Lian gave Ah Jin a feather, and Ah Jin stared at Lu Xiucai fiercely, his eyes sharp as a knife, raised his head to the sky and let out a cry, then flapped his wings and flew into the air.

"Shen... Chief Shen, Juxia Guo can't be so unreasonable, can he? He is a hero among heroes! With such a great reputation, he must be very reasonable."

"You may not know that my master was so murderous that he made people in the world cry for father and mother. They had no choice but to call him a giant to make him calm down a little. He doesn't like to reason."

Shen Lian made nonsense: "If you don't believe me, ask Miss Guo Furong next to you. Did Guo Juxia fight countless battles and fight countless heroes when he was young?"

Before Guo Furong could speak, Shen Lian gave them a heavy blow again: "Even if you are reasonable, you will definitely not be able to explain to my master. Marriage has always been a matter of parents' order and matchmaker's advice. Is this the truth?"

Guo Furong mustered up the courage and shouted: "Since you have seen it, I will not hide it from you, senior brother, just help me this time, otherwise I will be miserable."

Guo Furong's tone was cold and hard in the first half of her sentence, but immediately softened in the second half when she saw Shen Lian's sharp gaze.

People under the eaves have to bow their heads.

Shen Lian is the only one who can help.

If Shen Lian is unwilling to provide help, there is basically no chance. Guo Furong understands Guo Juxia's temper very well. Whether it is physical or reasoning, she has a crushing advantage and can easily suppress them.

It's not that Lu Xiucai lacks knowledge, but that his morale is naturally low. There will be more or less mistakes in his words, and it is easy to be caught.

As long as there is a slight flaw, Guo Bujing will take advantage of the situation to misinterpret the original meaning, add to the meaning, and use fallacies that are ten times more crooked than Shen Lian's, leaving them speechless.

In the end, even they themselves believed it.

Bai Zhantang has rich experience in the world of martial arts and saw that Shen Lian was not trying to scare people or deliberately embarrass Lu Xiucai, but to see if he could adapt to the pressure.

Guo Bujing's pressure is different from Shen Lian's.

Shen Lian is just Guo Furong's senior brother. The relationship between his disciples and his disciples is that of family. Since ancient times, master and disciple are like father and son. However, after all, Shen Lian is not named Guo and there is no direct blood relationship.

Guo Bujing is Guo Furong's biological father. He has the power to teach Guo Furong a lesson and decide her marriage. As long as Guo Bujing doesn't let go, no one can do anything about it.

Who made Lu Xiucai fail to win?

Family status is an issue in any era.

Guo Bujing only had to ask three times: "Xiao Lu, does your family have a car? Do you have a house? Will you be able to support your family after you get married? Can you afford to raise children?"

How should Lu Xiucai answer?

The sharper ones are yet to come.

"When will you win the prize?"

"I remember you were a famous child prodigy. How come you can't get even half of it?"

It only takes a few words to force someone to become a fan.

Shen Lian didn't say any of these words, but everyone knew that they couldn't get around it. Shen Lian didn't say it, not because he couldn't say it, but because Shen Lian didn't have such a bad taste.

Shen Lian neither said anything weird nor took Guo Furong away directly, nor did he mention harsh conditions. He just threatened him casually and put on a stern look.

If you can't even stand this.

How to deal with Guo Bujing's test?

"Shen Captou, let me tell you the truth. I did fall in love with Fu Mei. I know that I have neither passed the examination nor have any family property. Even my ancestral property has been sold. But I swear, I am sure …”

"Stop! Stop! Stop! To be honest, I don't want to hear you swear, because I feel that oaths have no binding force and are just making up nonsense.

It's not directed at you. When I swore, I didn't mean what I said, always trying to leave some escape routes.

If you can marry a beautiful wife by swearing, there will be too many people in the world who will swear. What I want to hear is the process of your falling in love and your sincerity. "

Shen Lian found a stool and sat down: "I never interfere with other people's feelings. Whether they are happy or falling into a pit, I basically don't comment."

Bai Zhantang interrupted: "What about this time?"

Shen Lian shook his fist: "This time it involves my little junior sister, I will definitely have to check it. If you can't even pass my test, if you tremble with fear when you face me, it's best to give up. "

Lu Xiucai finally mustered up the courage.

He behaves cowardly in most situations, but when he actually does something, he is very brave.

"This is what happened..."

Lu Xiucai used a concise tone to describe the process of the two falling in love. His words were sincere, showing both the process of misunderstanding and the sweetness of the love between a man and a woman.

Shangguan Xueer lay at the window and eavesdropped.

"Uncle Xiucai is very courageous. If my master showed that expression, I would immediately be afraid. Even if I wrote the manuscript in advance, I wouldn't be able to say this."

Tong Xiangyu shook his head: "You are wrong. The reason why you can't tell is because of the different identities. The scholar is at best Shen Captou's brother-in-law. It is not convenient for Shen Captou to interfere too much. You are Shen Captou's apprentice, quite He can directly interfere with his daughter."

Shangguan Xueer showed a naughty expression: "If I also find a weak scholar, I wonder what kind of expression Master will make? It will definitely be interesting."

Tong Xiangyu patted her butt: "Your master heard this and was beaten. You didn't learn well at a young age. What are you thinking about all day long?"

"Am I not young anymore?"

"Go talk to your master about this!"

Shangguan Xueer is fourteen years old this year. According to the rules of this era, she is already able to get married, but in Shen Lian's mind, this can be a direct sentence.

——Send the other person to Tianlao to reflect!

Shangguan Xueer showed an indifferent expression. This ghost girl was precocious and mentally mature beyond her years. She treated her classmates at White Horse Academy like little brats.

How to describe it?

--Haibara Ai!

Shangguan Xueer's mind was full of random thoughts, but Lu Xiucai's feelings were sincere to the extreme.

In this world of prosperous martial arts, the gap between Lu Xiucai and Guo Furong is even greater than in the original plot. Guo Bujing's contribution and the title he was awarded were enough for Guo Furong to marry the third son of a scholarly family.

Of course, Guo Furong is not without flaws.

She has a very big Achilles' heel.

——Guo Furong has practiced Jingtai Palm!

——Guo Furong can’t give birth to a son!

In this era, not being able to give birth to a son was simply a fatality, especially for someone like Lu Xiucai, who was born in a single lineage, it was an epic nightmare.

"Xiucai, as I said before, as long as you don't use coercion or deceive you with sweet words, as long as my junior sister is willing, I will definitely not stop you."

"Thank you Mr. Shen."

"I want to tell you something in advance. Haven't you ever been curious, with my master's power, why didn't he arrange a marriage for my junior sister earlier?"

"Could it be that Guo Juxia wants Fu Mei..."

"Don't look at me. Master has long seen that I am an out-and-out murderer, and I also like women. I am not a dedicated and good man. It is impossible for me."

"why?"

"The martial arts practiced by my master is called Jingtai Palm. It is one of the most powerful palm techniques in the world. I once fought with Tathagata Divine Palm in ten moves, and the Yang Zhigang was extremely violent.

This palm technique uses offense as defense. Ordinary people will subconsciously defend when encountering a surprise attack. However, masters who practice Jingtai Palm will subconsciously attack. Even mosquitoes cannot suck blood.

The shortcomings are also very obvious.

The attack method of Jingtai Palm is to instantly mobilize the yang energy of the whole body and blast out the strongest palm force. This will destroy the balance of yin and yang in the body and cause damage to the body.

Regardless of men or women, after practicing Jingtai Palm, they will not be able to give birth to a son. Are you prepared for this? "

Shen Lian patted Lu Xiucai on the shoulder, turned back to the room, and winked at Bai Zhantang.

Bai Zhantang understood.

What Shen Lian said was not to beat the couple, but to create opportunities for them. If Guo Bujing came to visit him in the future, Lu Xiucai would have a little room for maneuver. At least he could stabilize his mind and not show a cowardly expression.

At the same time, this is also a test.

Shen Lian could talk about Guo Furong's shortcomings, and Guo Bujing could talk about them, but Lu Xiucai should not.

At least you can't say it publicly!

Lu Xiucai can rely on this to strengthen his confidence, but this is definitely not the reason why he can marry Guo Furong.

Lu Xiucai is not very clever in this regard, but fortunately he has a very good quality, that is, after firm feelings, he is very sincere and sincere.

This is far beyond what Shen Lian can compare with.

Shen Lian can only say that I am willing to indulge in women!

Shen Lian was very optimistic about Lu Xiucai.

First of all, Lu Xiucai is very sincere. This sincerity surpasses 99% of people. This is a very valuable quality.

Secondly, Lu Xiucai is very capable. He didn't win the exam just because of bad luck, not because of his ability.

As long as you can hit the mark, you can ride the wind and transform into a dragon.

By the time of Longmen Escort Bureau, Lu Xiucai had been the prefect of Qingzhou for three years. Due to his outstanding political achievements, he was promoted to Minister of Household Affairs. At that time, Lu Xiucai was under fifty years old and had the opportunity to be promoted to Minister of Household Affairs.

Even if he is not promoted to Minister of Hubu, or even if he is given up as Minister of Hubu, Qingzhou Magistrate, this official is already quite big, and he is on the same level as Feng Suzhen's father.

According to Lu Xiucai's habits, he would definitely not plunder people's wealth or bribe superior officials. The reason why he was promoted was entirely due to his solid political achievements.

Every time he thinks about this, Shen Lian will think of Ling Tuisi, the prefect of Jingzhou, "You idiot, can't you be a good official?" Do you want the treasure to be of any use?

Isn’t the money earned as an official not enough to spend?

Have you spent all of such a huge treasure?

I really don’t understand the brain circuit of this kind of person. He has a lot of straights in his hand and insists on playing cards one by one. (End of chapter)