I'm the best catcher in martial arts

As the saying goes, it is no small matter for the father-in-law to get angry.

Even though Shen Lian had thousands of tricks and thought of a hundred thousand words of reasons in his mind, he still couldn't come up with any of them at the moment.

The power of the father-in-law is really terrifying.

Shen Lian felt dizzy, his muscles and bones were weak, his limbs were weak, he was shaky, and his energy and blood were weak...

The feeling was like eating a bottle of Shixiang Ruanjin Powder and three bottles of Qi Chong Qi Hua ointment, and then being stung by a purple jade pipa and slashed three or four times.

Kuangtu Yan doesn't have such a strong deterrent!

Because Shen Lian dared to punch Yan Kuangtui, now he could only endure it honestly, thinking about what kind of music he should use to alleviate the anger of his old father-in-law.

Female consort?

No, no!

Although I have Li Yilian as my vest, how many people can put me in jail? Lao Zhu has no such hobby.

The Legend of White Snake?

This can be considered.

Her family is Bai Suzhen, and our family is Feng Suzhen and Feng Niangniang. Next to it is Jinshan Temple. There happens to be a Fahai in Jinshan Temple, and Shen Lian can't beat it.

What should Fahai do if he avenges his personal revenge?

I want to find some insurance companies first, adopt a few godsons with Buddhist connections, and then take my godson around Fahai all day long, making him unable to help but accept disciples.

If Fahai wants to avenge his personal revenge, I will ask my godson to bring me food. Which godson should I find first?

Feng Shaoqing cited scriptures and used various means to demonstrate Shen Lian's bastard behavior. From multiple levels such as morality, etiquette, and rules of the world, he proved that Shen Lian was a complete bastard and should be humanely destroyed.

Shen Lian quietly popped up the soundproof air mask to isolate Feng Shaoqing's voice, while his mind was filled with random thoughts.

When he got the Yi Jin Jing last time, Shen Lian came up with the idea of ​​having a few godsons. Although it was just a subconscious thought, now that he had the idea, he couldn't suppress it and asked Jin Yichuan to find someone.

Find the target first, then cheat.

Feng Shaoqing didn't know martial arts. He was fat and had very poor physical strength. He couldn't hold on any longer. He sat on a chair and breathed heavily. Shen Lian immediately removed the air mask.

"My father-in-law is right!"

"Did you hear what I said?"

Feng Shaoqing snorted coldly.

He has been the prefect for so many years, so he naturally has the ability to observe people's emotions. He has long noticed that Shen Lian's left ear went in and out of the right ear, and his brain flew into outer space.

Shen Lian explained seriously: "My father-in-law has read a lot and understands more principles. You must be right."

"I just said you should be castrated."

"Ask Suzhen's opinion on this matter."

Feng Shaoqing: (Benefit)

Feng Suzhen: ⊙﹏⊙|||

"What if Suzhen has no objection?"

"My son-in-law was talking about Bai Suzhen just now. Please ask Mrs. Bai for her opinion. She was suppressed by nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine Buddhist spells at the bottom of Leifeng Pagoda."

"I will fight with you!"

Feng Shaoqing rushed over with bared teeth and claws.

Of course, Shen Lian couldn't fight Feng Shaoqing. Even if he stood here without dodging or defending, Feng Shaoqing could still tire him out even if he punched him.

In order to deceive people, Shen Lian said that the Vajra Indestructible Magic Power can only be used five times. After five times, the true energy will form a circulation in the body and temper the muscles and bones on its own. When walking, sitting, lying, drinking and having fun, the muscles and bones will become stronger.

This is not entirely fabricated.

At least this is indeed the case for Shen Lian, but this effect does not come from the indestructible power of the Vajra, but from the mutated version of "Internal Circulation and Yang Finger".

The power of one yang finger drives the Vajra True Qi, swirling in the eight extraordinary meridians, quenching the body every moment.

Shen Lian's skin and flesh can already defend against cuts and stabs without mobilizing any Qi. Unless Feng Shaoqing is using a magic weapon, it will only leave marks.

"Father-in-law, my son-in-law understands what you mean. You are worried that Suzhen will be bullied. Don't worry, it will definitely not happen. No one in my family can beat Suzhen..."

"Ahem~~"

"You can't fight even if you have been beaten. There is a term called three wives and four concubines. There is still a quota in my family. If you think that my son-in-law has a low official rank, he can be promoted again."

"Can you be promoted to an official rank?"

"My son-in-law is not a normal official. He is a martial arts enshrined by the imperial court. The higher his martial arts practice, the higher the title he will receive. I am not boasting. If you give me another two or three years, you will have the power to move mountains and fill seas. "

Feng Shaoqing thought in his mind that Shen Lian was originally a collateral branch of the Shen family. Now that he has a title, he has naturally changed from a collateral branch to the main sect, gaining support from all the elders of the clan.

In terms of money, Shen Lian is definitely not lacking.

In terms of official rank, if Shen Lian's martial arts ability continues to improve by leaps and bounds, it will definitely become higher and higher.

As for the idea of ​​three wives and four concubines, it is nonsense in a wealthy and scholarly family. The original meaning of this saying is to describe having many wives and concubines. To be precise, there are many concubines.

However, in the process of spreading, the meanings of many words have changed, resulting in many ambiguities.

The Shen family is not a wealthy family, and it is impossible for a wealthy family to accept upstarts and warriors like the Shen family.

Therefore, Shen Lian doesn't need to talk about the rules, and he doesn't need to care about the original meaning. He will naturally agree with whichever meaning is most beneficial to him.

"How good is your martial arts?"

"You can set up a martial arts contest to recruit a bride, and agree on a certain age for the contest. You can witness with your own eyes how my son-in-law throws those challengers from the ring."

"Bah! How can I, the magistrate of Hangzhou, set up a stage to attract brides? Do you think I am a wealthy person?"

"How else will my son-in-law demonstrate? Why don't you go find a mountain and my son-in-law will blow it down."

Feng Shaoqing: (╬◣д◢)

"I know nothing about martial arts. If I test your martial arts, you will easily be deceived. Why don't you test your literary talent? I won't embarrass you. You can adapt the story of the White Snake and create a new one."

After Feng Shaoqing discovered what happened between the two of them, he seriously "interrogated" Feng Suzhen.

According to what Feng Suzhen told him, Shen Lian was almost omnipotent in martial arts and had a good understanding of poetry and songs, but he was not good at writing articles and stories.

In order to enhance her persuasiveness and improve Shen Lian's style, Feng Suzhen explained to Feng Shaoqing one by one the tricks created by Shen Lian, proving that Shen Lian was by no means a reckless man who threw punches recklessly, and that being reckless was just his disguise.

Feng Shaoqing entered the official career through the imperial examination, and his talents and learning were very good. When he heard the name of the moves, he knew that Shen Lian was indeed very accomplished in poetry.

Martial arts cannot resist Shen Lian.

Poetry cannot help Shen Lian.

Then the only test is writing articles.

If nothing can trouble Shen Lian, won't it mean that Shen Lian will be looked down upon and his daughter will be bullied?

Feng Shaoqing squinted his eyes, thinking that I am right here watching you write, and that neither your "money skills" nor those friends in the world can help you.

Feng Suzhen was secretly proud.

Dad fell into a trap.

While following Shen Lian in the world, Feng Suzhen learned Shen Lian's ability to observe words and make plans for thousands of miles. Especially the volume "The Case of Di Gong of the Tang Dynasty" gave Feng Suzhen a lot of inspiration and allowed her to see part of the truth.

At that time, she saw Di Gongzong Cemetery in Baima Temple and expressed her desire to read the story of Di Renjie's investigation. Shen Lian quickly took out a volume of "Suspicious Shadows of Guanhe" with still wet ink.

It will be followed closely by "The Legend of the Blue Shirt", "The Bleeding Eagle", "Snake Spirit", and "The Phantom of the Cao Canal"!

Shen Lian said that it has been a south wind recently and the humidity in Luoyang is relatively heavy, so the ink marks appear blurry. What is the specific situation and how can it be hidden from Feng Suzhen?

Even if the weather is really humid in the south wind, how could such a popular novel circulating in the market be the only one?

Why can it only be purchased in Luoyang?

To be precise, why is it that only Shen Lian can buy that unique volume? Doesn't this explain the problem?

Feng Suzhen was confused by Shen Lian's appearance and thought that Shen Lian might have asked a friend to write it. Later, she thought, if it was a friend who wrote it, why should Shen Lian hide it?

There is only one truth of the matter!

That is Shen Lian is very good at making up stories!

Shen Lian can make up countless interesting stories in a very short period of time. This is Shen Lian's secret.

That's the problem.

How could such a secret thing be disclosed at will?

On the one hand, Feng Suzhen felt very sweet, but on the other hand, she felt that Shen Lian had other deeper meanings, until her father discovered the secret between her and Shen Lian and was interrogated passionately by her father.

Understood!

All this is clear!

Shen Lian had already thought of today's situation and reminded her how to make arrangements to deal with her old father-in-law.

In addition, Shen Lian had a plot against her for a long time. He was afraid that since the first time he went out disguised as a man, Shen Lian had been planning today's events and taking advantage of everyone.

Feng Suzhen was willing to join the trap.

Feng Shaoqing was kicked into the water by her daughter!

Shen Lian deliberately looked embarrassed: "Can you test something else? For example, lift the Leifeng Pagoda?"

Feng Shaoqing sneered and said: "No, and I have to add conditions to you. You just said that Leifeng Pagoda captured Bai Suzhen. It reminded me of an ancient article about snake catchers. You have to use this ancient article."

"ah?"

"You can't just find someone to recite it, but you have to intersperse it all the time. If you can do it, I won't object to your things. If you can't do it, if you want to marry my daughter, you will have to steal the bride."

Shen Lian stood up, snapping the case: "Thank you for reminding me, my son-in-law is trying to steal the bride. Will my father-in-law stop me?"

As he spoke, Shen Lian waved his fist.

Feng Shaoqing: Beep beep beep beep beep beep...

Shen Lian had no choice but to eject the soundproof air mask, then took out a pen and paper and started writing. He scratched his head and recalled the plot, trying to compile the story as roundly as possible.

At dinner, Shen Lian took Feng Suzhen out for a tour of the West Lake. Feng Shaoqing's face was dull...

Is this kid the reincarnation of a monster?

What Shen Lian wrote was of course "The Origin of the White Snake".

The background of the story is the Tang Dynasty, where the emperor was obsessed with alchemy. There were demons who bewitched the emperor and caught snakes to make elixirs. This led to Liu Zongyuan's famous work "The Story of the Snake Catcher".

Young Bai Suzhen was ordered to assassinate the Imperial Preceptor, but was knocked off a cliff by the Imperial Preceptor. She lost her memory and met Xu Xian five hundred years ago. At that time, his name was Xu Xuan.

It not only cares about the sufferings of the people, but also satirizes the emperor for favoring demons. At the same time, he mocks those who practice crooked ways as neither humans nor demons, no different from monsters.

It also gives the story of Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian a complete beginning. Why Bai Suzhen is obsessed with Xu Xian and why Xu Xian is so weak are all explained, and even more allusions are introduced at the end of the story.

A centipede lay on the corpse of the Imperial Master, devouring the All-Poisonous Snake Mother and the Imperial Master's aura, and turned into a kind-hearted monk named: Pudu Cihang!

The more Feng Shaoqing watched, the more obsessed he became, wondering where this person named Pudu Cihang came from?

How did Shen Lian come up with these stories?

How do I feel that these stories can even connect the history of the middle and late Tang Dynasty? If this is arranged into a drama, and then spread far and wide...

This can be regarded as my political achievement in Hangzhou!

The more Feng Shaoqing thought about it, the more proud he became. He waited at home for Shen Lian to come back, and then asked for two more articles.

After waiting and waiting, Shen Lian didn't come back.

Feng Suzhen came back on her own.

She put on Feng Shaomin's vest, climbed over the wall and jumped to her backyard, and then returned to her boudoir.

…

"Uncle Fu, I've been to the Phoenix Gate. There's nothing suitable there. I can look for you again... and you actually found it. You old guy is really..."

Shen Lian looked at Uncle Fu with surprise.

Uncle Fu has indeed found his wife. This wife is still a famous figure. Her reputation in the world is almost three hundred times that of Shen Lian. She can be called a ghost in the world.

She is—the third aunt of the Tragedy School!

The gold-plated pen of Jianghu Monthly, who has fabricated countless stories about heroes, has short stories and bad words, and is proficient in all the abilities that a journalist must master:

Taking quotes out of context, confusing right and wrong, making false claims, criticizing others, throwing dirty water, and making headlines...

If there was journalism in this era, the third aunt of the Miserable School must be the top figure. At that time, she was not a special editor, but a special professor.

——Each class sells for hundreds of taels.

She even wrote Shen Lian's manuscript, but the manuscript was stolen by Nie Xiaochong. Otherwise, Uncle Fu might have gone to prison to have a blind date with the third aunt of the Sad Faction.

"You two actually became a couple?"

Shen Lian almost popped his eyes out.

Uncle Fu's face was full of pride: "Sanniang once did some wrong things, but she has changed her ways and decided to wash her hands in a golden basin and never contribute again."

The third aunt of the Bei Sect was a little dissatisfied: "What wrong thing have I done? The martial arts allusions I made up have always been about fighting and suffering. Without the permission of those heroes, how could I dare to make them up?"

Shen Lian pointed at himself.

Uncle Fu smiled and said: "Master Hou, your article was not published. For my sake, let this matter be over. She has sincerely decided to close it."

Shen Lian asked: "You are not being chased by martial arts masters, and then you come to my place to avoid trouble, are you?"

The third aunt of the Beipai hurriedly said: "Impossible, absolutely impossible, I am very measured."

"Uncle Fu has watched me grow up. If you are willing to live a good life with Uncle Fu, of course I won't have any objection. Tomorrow I will buy a house as a wedding gift, right by the West Lake!"

"Master Marquis, where is the house in Jinling?"

"Uncle Fu, something suddenly occurred to me. My wives are all pregnant. It will take ten months. After giving birth, they need to be in confinement. Then they will educate the children. Only when the children grow up can they have the energy to take care of the house."

"so what……"

"My requirements are not very high. I just need to wait until my child is crowned. According to court regulations, the age for crowning is twenty years old. You need to work hard for another twenty years.

If you then marry a wife and concubine and then have a child, it will take almost twenty years. Ignoring the overlap in time, you can just work hard for another thirty years. "(End of chapter)