I'm the best catcher in martial arts

The fleet sailed into the distance. In front of it was the destination chosen by Tang Shunzhi, which was a large island.

The merchant ships did not return to land for repairs, but continued to sail farther away. Sailing on the sea was to tie their heads to their belts in exchange for money, and to gain wealth with their lives.

The sand sea is like this, and the sea is like this.

There are dozens or hundreds of times profits ahead. Even if they know that there are many dangers, they will never back down.

People who use their lives to gain wealth and struggle to survive on the verge of death must have different minds from ordinary people.

Some of them are as stingy as an iron rooster and wish they could wear copper coins on their ribs. Some of them believe in drinking now and getting drunk the next. They are frequent visitors to the gold-selling caves on the sea.

Where are the Japanese pirates?

Business without capital is still business. They are also business people, exchanging their lives for money, but they are more bloody, more exciting, and more intoxicating.

At least 60% to 70% of those who do serious business will keep part of their salary, and those who squander it are only a few.

When Japanese pirates steal treasures, they will most likely spend them in the Golden Cave. They have no habit of saving money.

It's not that they don't like saving money, it's that they can't save money at all. Those who are bandits may be killed at some point, so what's the point of saving money?

They don't even need a posthumous event.

The Japanese pirates who died in battle were directly buried in water and thrown into the vast sea, where they were devoured by the bloodthirsty beasts.

Just like it is now.

Not long after the fleet left, they realized that there was no danger around them. Hundreds of sharks swarmed up and quickly devoured the Japanese pirates, leaving them buried in the belly of the fish.

Shen Lian stood at the bow of the boat, holding Xu Xiaoyi's special telescope in his hand, and explained enthusiastically: "It is said that sharks don't like to eat people, they are just bloodthirsty."

Tang Zhuquan asked curiously: "What do you mean?"

“Sharks have a very keen sense of smell and can smell blood hundreds of miles away and then swim over to prey on it.

The scene of sharks eating people seems very cruel. In fact, most sharks leave after one bite. They really don't like to eat, but the wounds caused by their bites will attract more sharks, and each shark will take a bite.

Lingchi, who seems to be cruel, is actually:

Take a bite, bah, it doesn’t taste good, wander away;

Take a bite, bah, it doesn’t taste good, wander away;

Continue this process until there is no place to bite, and the sharks will leave separately.

I read in an ancient book that if you have no wounds or blood on your body, even if you swim past a shark, the shark will probably not bother to talk to you.

In addition, the shark's teeth are very powerful, similar to sharp saws, and there are several rows of saws.

These teeth can easily tear apart prey, and can also fall off automatically after being injured, and then regenerate at an unimaginable speed without affecting the shark's feeding.

I know what you are wondering.

I can tell you clearly that shark meat is very unpalatable and even somewhat toxic.

According to sage research, sharks urinate through their skin. Can you imagine the smell?

The most interesting thing about sharks is that more than a hundred years ago, Ouyang Feng made a bet with Zhou Botong. Ouyang Feng said that his venomous snake could poison all sharks. "

Sharks are not the most terrifying monsters in the sea, but they are definitely the most famous and fiercest bloodthirsty beasts.

Shen Lian talks about popularizing the "animal world", and has already thought of many shark movies, including the relatively realistic great white shark, the sci-fi mechanical shark, the mutated two-headed shark, and even the flying Sharknado.

If you ask Shen Lian which one he likes best, Shen Lian will say without hesitation that he likes shark chili the most!

Tang Zhuquan snorted coldly: "The most powerful poison in the Tang Sect does not have this effect. Ouyang Feng is known as the Western Poison and is good at cultivating venomous snakes, but he is a bit boastful."

Jin Lingzhi showed contempt: "Do you only have wine and rice in your stomach?"

In order to ensure that Tang Zhuquan could hear clearly, Jin Lingzhi deliberately slowed down and spoke word by word.

Tang Zhuquan touched his stomach: "I know you want to say that I am a wine bag and a rice bag, but if my stomach is either wine or rice, wouldn't it be a very happy thing?"

"Thanks to you for coming from a big family and a master of poison arts like Tang Clan, how come you don't even know this?

The venomous snakes carefully cultivated by Ouyang Feng are not poisonous, but blood venom, which can fuse with blood to form new toxins. If a shark is bitten to death, hundreds of kilograms of poisonous blood will be consumed, and the poisonous blood will attract more sharks.

These sharks fight each other, devouring flesh and blood, and then they are all poisoned to death, producing more poisonous blood.

It goes round and round, and the poison is endless.

Ouyang Feng is known as the "Western Poison" not only because he is ruthless and vicious, but also because he has extensive knowledge in poison techniques, especially snake venom.

Most of the theories about snake venom circulating in the world come from Ouyang Feng. Even the time-honored Wen family, which is a master of poison techniques, has not been able to break the shackles. "

Jin Lingzhi has no interest in poetry and songs, nor does she like knitting girls. She only likes anecdotes and miscellaneous notes.

Relying on the huge power of the Jin family, Jin Lingzhi collected many anecdotes about the world. One time when he was bored, he even brought three carts of silver ingots and asked Dazhi Datong to tell a story.

Dazhi Datong is a famous strange man in the world.

Datong knows astronomy from above and geography from below. He is more or less familiar with the strange and strange allusions of rivers and lakes from ancient times to the present, and he also knows a lot of dynastic history;

Dazhi is extremely intelligent and witty. No matter how tricky the question is, Dazhi can give the answer as quickly as possible and keep it to the satisfaction of the other party;

Of course, two people with such great abilities cannot be found casually. If you want to find them, you must first find the strange man in the market, "The Turtle Sunzi."

The turtle grandson will lead people to find Dazhi Datong.

When the target was found, Dazhi Datong was basically in a dark cave. Guisizi went in to deliver the message, and the employer asked questions outside, each question costing fifty taels.

Whenever someone comes to Dazhi Datong, Gui Zizi can make a lot of money and work as a big boss in Qin Lou Chu Pavilion, but he spends money very quickly, and he will spend all the money in a very short time, and he will work for a longer time. The turtle grandson.

That's why he is known as "The Turtle's Grandson".

If you want to find Dazhi Datong, you must first redeem Guisi Zi from the brothel. Therefore, Qinlou Chu Pavilion allows Gui Sunzi to take credit on credit. Someone will definitely come to give money anyway.

The turtle grandson ate, drank, whored, gambled, and lived freely. He had never done anything serious in his life, and he had no other abilities. This kind of thing was enough for him to live happily for half his life.

When Jin Lingzhi asked the question, he had been the grand master for the longest time, and also the grandson of the turtle for the longest time.

If Lu Xiaofeng had not come to him for something, the turtle grandson might have been a turtle grandson for the rest of his life. It is said that when Lu Xiaofeng found him, he had already been put on the counter.

The stories told by Dazhi Datong are very interesting, and Jin Lingzhi can remember most of them. Although he cannot retell them completely, he can at least tell the outline of the story.

Seeing everyone's stunned expressions, Jin Lingzhi raised her head triumphantly, like a proud little tabby cat, which made people want to reach out and pet the cat.

Yan Nantian and Tang Zhuquan were just thinking about it.

Shen Lian directly stretched out his hand.

——Touch the head and kill!

Fortunately, Shangguan Xueer didn't follow, otherwise a fierce battle would have broken out by now, with the mountain roaring and the tsunami roaring.

Jin Lingzhi was stunned at first, then covered his head and took a few steps back: "You... how dare you..."

Shen Lian put on a fatherly attitude: "Girl, you and my apprentice are about the same age and have good bones. Why don't you become your master and teach me your profound martial arts?"

"Hmph! I remember Dazhi Datong said that you have two masters, one is Guo Juxia, and the other is Wei Qingqingqing, the founder of Zizimen.

The Zi Zi Sect has strict rules. If a martial art is taught to a disciple, the master can no longer use it.

You are best at body training, marksmanship, boxing and kicking.

The marksmanship was passed on to Shangguan Xueer.

I have no interest in physical training, boxing or kicking.

Even if you accept me as your disciple, what can you teach me?

Even if you are willing to teach and I am willing to learn, and you have taught me all your martial arts skills, how can you catch a gangster?

You'd better accept fewer apprentices! "

Jin Lingzhi looked at Shen Lian without fear.

When she first met Shen Lian, Jin Lingzhi was very afraid of Shen Lian. After all, Shen Lian had a notorious reputation, and to a little girl like her, he was nothing more than a monster.

In the next few days, in order to get information, Jin Lingzhi pulled a cart of money to find Dazhi Datong.

After asking more than 500 questions one after another and letting Dazhi Datong analyze Shen Lian inside and out, Jin Lingzhi is now calm and relaxed, without any fear.

Shen Lian was waiting for the imperial edict a few days ago and was busy with exterminating Japanese pirates, so he didn't pay attention to these things.

Little did he know that he had been exposed by Dazhi Datong.

This turtle grandson!

When I get back, I'll ask the third aunt of the Bei Faction to write a book and organize him!

…

Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou took a boat out to sea.

Huamanlou can enter samadhi anywhere, and sailing has no effect on him. He enthusiastically explained to Lu Xiaofeng what the mysterious tunes from the bottom of the sea were.

Lu Xiaofeng's face was pale, her legs were weak, her internal organs were all rebelling, her stomach seemed to be twisted into seven or eight circles by a whirlpool in the deep sea, and her mouth was full of sour taste.

Theoretically speaking, Lu Xiaofeng's ability to perceive the ocean is very strong, not only better than Hua Manlou, but even more accurate and omnipotent than Huang Banxian'er's wife.

Huang Banxian'er's wife could only predict rain, but Lu Xiaofeng's face was a barometer on the sea.

A flushed face indicates calm weather;

A yellow complexion indicates an undercurrent in the distance;

A pale complexion indicates that there will be wind and waves;

A blue complexion means it is about to rain;

If your face turns purple, you are bound to encounter a storm;

These colors can be freely combined to analyze the weather that is about to be encountered. If combined with weakness of the limbs and dizziness, it means that you may encounter a reef.

The accuracy cannot be said to be 100%, but it is at least 70% to 80% accurate. When sailing, being able to predict the weather with 70% to 80% accuracy is like a Dragon King existence, and will be respected and loved by all sailors.

This was discovered by Shen Lian accidentally.

No one except Shen Lian knew this secret.

When they set off, Shen Lian quietly told Huamanlou about the matter and asked Huamanlou to tell the sailors.

The sailor was originally a little afraid of Lu Xiaofeng, but after several days of verification, it was proved that "you can tell the weather by your face" is indeed very reasonable, and you have a lot of respect for Lu Xiaofeng.

Some people even thought that those people must have poor skills and did not understand the supreme wisdom of "reading the face to know the weather", which led to the shipwreck. The responsibility for this matter did not lie with Lu Xiaofeng, but with the sailors.

Lu Xiaofeng noticed the change in the sailor's mood, but he never imagined that his face was a barometer on the sea, otherwise he would have fought with Shen Lian.

This guy Shen Lian is always such a bastard.

"Hua Man Lou, I'm not interested in the fairy sounds coming from the depths of the sea. I'm just curious about whether there are any sharks or deep sea witches who can sing seductive tunes."

"What is the origin of the Deep Sea Witch?"

Before Huamanlou set off, he asked the sailors at home to explain the precautions for going to sea. He was very sure that the sailors mentioned the sharks, but there was no deep sea witch.

Lu Xiaofeng took out a booklet from her arms.

"Top 100 Things to Note on Hainan Airlines".

"This is the booklet Shen Lian gave me. It is said to be a training manual for the Ming Dynasty Navy. As long as you complete all the contents in the booklet, you will no longer be afraid of seasickness.

There are thirty-seven articles about witches in the deep sea, which discuss the dangers of witches in detail. It is said that witches have an extraordinary appearance, and their singing voice is particularly beautiful.

They seduce men who are not strong-willed or who like women, and use the blood of these men to maintain their youth. The martial arts they are good at...

Found it, they are good at the howl of the banshee, which is a secret skill no less than the lion's roar skill and the life-killing Sanskrit sound. "

Lu Xiaofeng said with great joy.

Huamanlou listened with dark thoughts on her face.

"Lu Xiaofeng, have you ever thought that this book might be a fabricated myth? Even if there really is a deep sea witch, you would be the best target."

"I have been prepared for a long time. The most famous sonic method in the world is nothing more than musical instruments and voices.

The method of using the voice is mostly the roar of a lion, the roar of a dragon, the howl of a tiger, the cry of a ghost. I had an unexpected encounter a few days ago and learned a method of phoenix roar, which is no less powerful than the lion's roar technique.

I don't know how to use musical instruments at all, but you obviously do. When the time comes, you play the piano and play some deep sea fairy music, and we will work together to conquer the banshee. "

Lu Xiaofeng did have an adventure recently.

His martial arts talent is very good. When there is no pressure, he wanders around. When there is pressure to practice, he will naturally work hard in secret, and he will soon become Fengming.

Huamanlou asked: "What else is in the book?"

Lu Xiaofeng flipped through the book: "There are also mermaids and alien fishmen. Mermaids have human bodies and fish tails. They have extremely beautiful appearances. Some are pure and some are evil. Those evil mermaids have degenerated into deep-sea banshees."

"Where's the fishman?"

"The fish-men have a human body, but they have the characteristics of various fishes. Their wrist strength is ten times that of ordinary people. They have a very special civilization and are good at boxing and kicking."

"Is there anything else I need to pay attention to?"

"Ghost ship, it is said that... this inconvenience is said at sea, which will violate the taboo of navigation. I will write on your vest, you can feel it for yourself!"

Huamanlou is now very sure that this is definitely a storybook fabricated by Shen Lian. Of course, Lu Xiaofeng also knows that this is a story, but it is just too dull and she wants to tell a joke to relieve her depression, so she deliberately shows off her cowardice.

Not all of it is made up.

The scroll records many overseas martial arts forces.

Peach Blossom Island, Feixian Island, Xiake Island, Changchun Island, Bule Island, Yinxian Island, Penglai Island...

Among them, "Changchun Island" is marked.

Changchun Island is composed of abandoned women, the most resentful and ruthless men, who will be severely punished if they approach.

Therefore, Lu Xiaofeng should not be approached!